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Here is a great idea !!! 50 Reasons Why Young Women Should Date Older Men




There is a site dedicated to this !?! The Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals




Despite looking like, photoshoped picture it's a real product that the inventor is hoping to produce. The electric Uno is the brainchild of 18-year-old Canadian Ben Gulak who spent several years developing the bike, which is controlled entirely by body movements. The machine actually has two wheels, side-by-side, and uses gyroscopic technology to stay upright. It moves in the direction the rider leans - and the more you lean, the faster you go. He says: "The bike is fairly easy to ride, but takes a bit of getting used to because you have to learn to trust it." The top speed on the current prototype is 25mph, but this could be increased with the use of a bigger motor. The Uno weighs just 58kg and has a range of 2.5 hours once it is charged. Ben is seeking investors to help him put it into full production.




A video nugget from the net - a funny music video about honesty and sexual relationships
But... ah... I have no idea what they're talking about.




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Funny Photos and other Fun Stuff

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cameltoe i know html kittens cute who_oil

focus_breast holy cow cat ass panty remover bra ferrari


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Jokes

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Todays Joke



Obsessed mothers

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young moms and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the 1st mother, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the 2nd mother, 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turns to the 3rd mother. 'Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers .. Come on, Dick, we're leaving!'





Yesterdays Joke



Oranges

Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a
hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and had all
the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Denise's
grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to
her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her grandmother that the
policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining
up for some.

Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and
she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "
Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

The policeman fainted.



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Useless News

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May 9, 2008
Robber stashed cash up ass - bank doesn't want it back
$ spent on advertising provides better results than $ spent on research
The overlords are not pleased - employee fired for being robbed
Money well spent catching vicious criminals
Police able to subdue 82yr, hospitalized man with Taser
You may have a drug / mental problem
The overlords are not pleased again - customers billed for saving life
Police impersonators threaten with "Your stash or your testicles".


May 8, 2008
The ex-wife usually gets to keep the house - but what if it's the governor's mansion
Great tits cope well with warming
Teacher say sex with underage students was fun
Colorado seeks to raise $18.1 million annually screwing over motorists
Proposed law provides for up to 10 years in jail for lying about age on Internet
Woman Looks To Set Breast Implant Record (pics)


May 7, 2008
Busted big time by the other wife
Celebration of nudity' is a tool of the devil - opposed by Church
Following the US Cannabis penalty raised to 5yrs in UK
Fat Bottomed Girls get the last laugh
From dirty panties to pot - and you thought vending machiens were for coke
From the you can win files - America dried up the Amazon
Extreme perversions made prostitutes refuse Fritzl
How much and where do I order


May 6, 2008
People are stealing used french fry grease - no kidding
Priest gets 4 years for sex with inmates and becomes the new bitch
Ultimate penis extension for a really short willie
The Streaker's got balls
Teen Accused Of Trying To Rob Undercover Officers
Teens could be "virtually" sexually exploited - commen sense "virtually" absent
Plasma-powered flying saucer patented
Man in 'vampire sex' case acquitted


May 5, 2008
Bears used to keep prisoners in line - probably works
Police Chief Shoots Self at Gun Training Session
When times get tough buy lip stick. - Huh ???
Nightclubing for the seriously underage crowd
Reality check on the war on wrinkles: Looking younger or just weirder
Want to visit the US - the cavity search is the easy part.
Chilean volcano explodes – cool photo
'Excited delirium' blamed in Taser-related deaths - believe or we'll sue



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Fun Facts

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Todays Facts

Elephant tusks grow throughout an elephant's life and can weigh more than 200 pounds. Among Asian elephants, only the males have tusks. Both sexes of African elephants have tusks.

Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles in one day.

Elephants are the only Mammals that can't jump.

Elephants can communicate using sounds that are below the human hearing range: between 14 and 35 hertz.

Elephants can't jump.

Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

Elephants produce 50 pounds of manure every day.

Elephants, horses, and camels all descended from animals that originally came from North America, despite their present homes in Eurasia.




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Things to Do

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Last 9 Links to Things to Do


Is there any thing to do Yeah and this site can help you find it

Political Match-up One of the better ones

Online Puzzles If you really have that much time on your hands

Loxie and Zoot Nudists have adventures too y'know!

Top 10 most ridiculous and just plain ugly Celebrity Houses

BowWow Links Useless but fun

BodyWorlds Exhibitions of Real Human Bodies

Google Trends shows you the most recent searched for words.

National Geographic Photo of the day




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