Funny Jokes

Your pets, my pets and the occasional wild one.

Is there any group that gets poked fun at more often- and is more deserving.

Oh no geeks are running the place. Please someone wake me from this nightmare

I'd rather have bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - It makes sense if your drunk

Wish I could remember where I put my collection of pocket protectors

We were too lame to find a category for these jokes

Try as we might, we can't get rid of them - may as well make fun of them

Till death do you part - they don't call it a shotgun wedding for nothing.

Don't look now but I think those women are laughing at you - really, now their pointing

Nothing to hide - but to be honest some really should hide their bodies under some clothes

Politics, backstabbing and stupidity up close and personal. Also known as the Dilbert effect.

Smells like Bengay and needs to be ironed - must be an old fart alert

Woo Hoo - Time to go line dancing and fighting.

Salesmen lubricate the wheels of business - that's why there called slippery SOBs

An opportunity to learn to socialize with the opposite sex and ignore anyone over 30

Yes please - but I guess some of you will have to take matters into your own hand

Here we have the complete instruction manual for the care and feeding of women

Truly God's punishment for enjoying sex