Words of Wisdom
Everything you like is bad for you in some way.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
The next time you feel like complaining remember:
Your garbage disposal eats better than 30% of the people in this world.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant
like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets
are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies .
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs inprivate and failure in full view.
To steal ideas from oneperson is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you have lost something,it will be in the last place you look for it.
Beware of the toes you step on today.
They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
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