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Humorous Videos

Nap-time For Junior - Parenting Parody

Can't get the kids to go to sleep. Need a little tranquility.
Watch this funny infomercial for a solution.
Nap-time For Junior - Parenting Parody

Caller Id Nicknames

When you add someone's number to your phone
do you add a nickname to help you remember?
Caller Id Nicknames
Humor from the Forum

Need Glasses?


A man walks into the optometrist's office and asks "Doc, do I need glasses? "

"Yes, you do" answered the librarian


Creative Videos

Dancing Pigeons

The epic battle that is ADD.
Dancing Pigeons

Krank It Up

Great trails and excellent bike skills
Krank It Up

Fun Stuff

Humorous Quotes from Mark Twain

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were
a member of Congress. ...but I repeat myself.
Humorous Quotes from Mark Twain

Musical Humor

Don't Look Good Any-more

A humorous song about ageing and the sad realization that our bodies don't look so good any more, especially without clothes.
Don't Look Good Any-more

Thunderstruck Bluegrass Version

A unique cover of a classic rock 'n roll tune, Thunderstruck by AC/DC
Thunderstruck Bluegrass Version

Funny Joke from the Forum

yadot rorrim


Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.


(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

Comedy News
Region Limited

Bill O'Reilly's Elite Strike Force

Renowned military expert Bill O'Reilly suggests hiring a 25,000-person mercenary army to fight ISIS.
Bill O'Reilly's Elite Strike Force
Region Limited

The Russians Buy PBR

A Russian brewing company acquires the all-American Pabst Brewing Company, striking a devastating blow to grandfathers and hipsters alike.
The Russians Buy PBR

Fun Facts
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, is still in limited release nearly 38 years after its premiere, it has the longest-running theatrical release in film history.

Around the Net

Navigating a Tight Turn

A short time lapse of a ship navigating a tight turn in a shipping channel using thrusters.
Navigating a Tight Turn

News Bloopers

With all the airtime accumulated by reporters and news readers you know there will be some screw ups.
News Bloopers

Humor from the Forum

Help I'm in jail!


The police arrested me for having the ugliest face in town.

Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?

Humorous Videos

Bill Burr on Redheads

Supposedly redheads will be bred out
in the next few hundred years.
Bill Burr on Redheads

Rejected Horse Names

Equestrian owners are known for their sense of humor. A few
names they tried to slip past the Thoroughbred Racing Commission.
Rejected Horse Names

Fun Facts
Contrary to popular belief, large breasts do not respond sexually better than small breasts.

Funny Animal Videos

Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break
from walking the dog to play in a puddle.
Best Friends

Ducks on Highway

Will the ducks make it across the highway?
Some tense moments in this distracting video.
Ducks on Highway

Messing With Kitty

Kitty loves to play but is a little high strung.
Messing With Kitty

Funny Joke from Mugley

The new Men's Thesaurus


"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

Comedy Videos

TV Doctors

Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance
of manipulative TV doctors.
TV Doctors

3 Minute Song

Tim Minchin and his 3 minute song on what
it takes to entertain the British middle class.
3 Minute Song

Fun Facts
Damascus, the capital of Syria, is thought to be one of the world's oldest continuously inhabited cities.

Comedy Skits

I touch Mine

A humorous PSA for women
that the guys will enjoy watching too.
I touch Mine

Working Out The New Way

A new workout program comes along every year.
This may work, but people will laugh at you.
Working Out The New Way

Quotable Quotes
Steve Jobs:

"Picasso had a saying: 'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas...I think part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, artists, zoologists and historians who also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world."
-- 1994

"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything -- all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. ... Stay hungry. Stay foolish."
-- Stanford University commencement address, June 2005.

Funny Videos

The Midnight Switch

5 young guys get a shock. After a day with their girlfriends,
they wake up next to ...their mother in law.
The Midnight Switch

Bathroom Confusion Prank

Sending a woman into a men's bathroom with a hidden
camera to capture their reactions always seems to be funny.
Bathroom Confusion Prank

Humor from the Forum

An Honest Lawyer


An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

Halloween Humor

Emergency Room Zombies

A special humorus episode of ER as they try to
contain a unique new virus!
Emergency Room Zombies

Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA

Pointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because
people dress them in embarrassing costumes.
Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA

Fun Facts
Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.

Our World Videos

Everythings a Remix

This is how innovations truly happen.
Everythings a Remix

Bottled H2O

A big thirst quenching slug of pure pristine
corporate profit
Bottled H2O

Funny Joke from ckretmsage

Halloween Innocence


10 Things that sound dirty - but not on Halloween

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. I got the best piece from that house.
5. Quit screwing around on the porch!!
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
8. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
9. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
10. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Funny Videos
Strong Language

Victorias Secret - Onion Review

The onion humorously reviews Victoria's Secret's recent successful
show and provides insight into the viewing audience
Victorias Secret - Onion Review

That's My Tablet

Funny morning after the big party surprise
, and disappearing tablet trick
That's My Tablet

Fun Facts
The first mention of trick-or-treating in print occurred in 1927 in Alberta Canada.

Leftover candy? Hard candy last for a year while chocolate can last up to two years.


Funny Videos

Piece of Cake

All the server has to do is serve cake. But a hidden
camera and a magnet make this a funny prank.
Piece of Cake

Crossing the US Canadian Border

The US border patrol at its humorous best,
but beware of those cavity searches
Crossing the US Canadian Border

Humor from the Forum

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Checky

A new app helps people reduce their dependency on gadgets by keeping track of how often they look at their phones.
Checky
Region Limited

Military Vehicles for Public Schools

The militarization of Main Street continues as school districts in California receive mine-resistant armored vehicles from the Pentagon.
Military Vehicles for Public Schools

Fun Facts
'Mini-mammoths' once roamed Greek islands: Their ancestors shrank after becoming stranded there .

Political Humor

Truth in Politics

What political ads would look like if
politicians were given truth serum.
Truth in Politics

Homer Votes

Homer casts his vote for a candidate and discovers
a secret behind his campaign.
Homer Votes

Funny Joke from the Forum

Have you noticed...


1. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

2. Have you noticed that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes.
Woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

3. Have you noticed that even though politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Comedy News

Dating Standards

In an effort to stimulate the dating sector,
the national dating standard has been lowered.
Dating Standards
Region Limited

Online Christian Dating

Christian singles find God's match for them - maybe
Online Christian Dating
Region Limited

Pheromone Parties

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception.
Pheromone Parties

Fun Facts
At Italian weddings, it is not unusual for both the bride and groom to break a glass. Tradition is that the number of shards will equal the number of happy years the couple will have together.

Halloween Videos (ready yet?)

The Laundromat

A young girl doing her laundry, and an intimidating
stranger at the Laundromat, but there's a twist.
The Laundromat

Bump In The Night

A little Rocky Horror Show type music for
Halloween, just to put you in the mood.
Bump In The Night

Humor from the Forum

The After School Play


Matt's dad picked him up from school one one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that indeed he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

Creative Videos

Elephants Garden

A trippy animation with elephants and
a bunch of other weird things.
Elephants Garden

Last Resort

Public toilets are always ghostly places, inhabited
by soul eaters from the nightmare dimension.
Last Resort

Fun Facts
Kangaroos have three vaginas and two uteri. They can be perpetually pregnant.

Comedy News and Satire
Region Limited

The Vote for Scottish Independence

If Scotland votes to secede from the United Kingdom, British Prime Minister David Cameron may be forced to resign.
The Vote for Scottish Independence

Region Limited

Think Tank Corruption

Foreign governments get caught funneling money into Washington think tanks in an effort to buy influence and raise their international profiles.
Think Tank Corruption

Funny, Strange, and Useless News

Funny Videos

The Switcheroo

Young ladies ask if chairs are available
, then pull a switch.
The Old Switcheroo

No Sale

Determination not to be sold at auction turns into
surprisewhen no one is interested.
No Sale Auction

Humor from the Forum

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?


What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Creative Videos

Creep Cover

A beautiful acoustic cover of Radiohead's song ''creep''
Creep Cover

Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

Roger Ridley and Grandpa Elliott, return for a new song
around the world, ''Sitting on the dock of the bay''.
Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

Quotable Quote
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Funny Animal Videos

Disappearing Octopus Trick

Octopus is able to squeeze through impossibly tiny holes.
Disappearing Octopus Trick

Kitty Learns a New Trick

Think cats can't be trained - watch this.
Cat Learns a New Trick

Humor from the Forum

Water Pistol


When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''

Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''

Comedy News and Satire
Region Limited

TIME Magazine's U.S. Edition

TIME Magazine's American issues feature soft cover stories, while their international issues offer hard-hitting world news.
TIME Magazine's U.S. Edition
Region Limited

Blackstone & Codere

The shady, totally legal business dealings of a private
equity firm called Blackstone.
Blackstone & Codere

Fun Facts
In Tibet there is actually a practice called 'polyandry' where many men, usually brothers, marry a single woman. This often takes place so that only one set of children will inherit the land.

Did you know there was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee.

Condoms were discovered in the foundations of Dudley Castle near Birmingham, England, these condoms were made from fish and animal intestines and dated back to 1640.

Animal Humor

Is Your Dog Depressed

Is your dog depressed?
Are you ruining his self esteem?
Is Your Dog Depressed

Hard to Run

As silly as it looks it must be hard
for this goat to run.
Hard to Run

Funny Joke from the Forum

Blessed are the Cracked!


Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Comedy News and Satire

Live Fast Die Young

A new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes,
drugs, and alcohol for seniors.
Live Fast Die Young
Region Limited

The Word is Taxes

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's
tab soon, Congress may get desperate .
The Word is Taxes

Fun Facts
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

Food for Thought Videos

Pale Blue Dot Remix

New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech
Pale Blue Dot Remix

Does the Universe have a Purpose

Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked the question
''Does the Universe Have a Purpose''.
Does the Universe have a Purpose

Humor from the Forum

Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT)


The Mark I Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT) system is a family of intelligent, stealthy, terminal-homing mouse-seeking missiles featuring multi-sensor targeting with dual night-vision devices, and neural-net architecture.

The CAT's self-righting inertial platform allows launch from any attitude. Integrated multi-aspect attack profile with indefinite- loiter mode insure a wide lethality envelope. Upon target engagement, the CAT deploys four clusters of retractable sub-munitions in addition to the primary warhead, providing an enhanced radius of destruction.

The CAT uses regular or exotic solid or liquid fuel and is equipped with a low-signature exhaust-obscuration system. Firmware and connectors compatible with any unit of the Mark I series guarantee unlimited expansion capability, making the CAT system a cost-effective countermeasure to the projected spectrum of rodent-threat scenarios well into the next century.

The CAT is now available from your local animal shelter.

El Cielo de la Palma

Video timelapse featuring, night skies
and other impressive scenes from La Isla Bonita.
El Cielo de la Palma

Fantastic Aurora Borealis

A natural light display caused by the collision of charged particles.
Fantastic Aurora Borealis

Quotable
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music worth a Listen

The Hook

Years ago Blues Traveler did a song called ''The Hook''.
For some reason, it seems more relevant today.
The Hook

Frontier Psychiatrist

A unique and strangely captivating style of music video.
Frontier Psychiatrist

Fun Facts
Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)

Did You Know

OMG-LOL

When was OMG first used?
When was unfriend first used?
OMG-LOL

The Number of the Beast

Most of us think the number of the beast is 666,
but that is incorrect.
The Number of the Beast

Humor from the Forum

Women sitting on a Bench


Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"


Musical Humor Videos

5 Poofs and 2 Pianos

This song was written by Tim Minchin in response
to a disparaging newspaper story.
5 Poofs and 2 Pianos

Rock and Roll Nerd

Musical satire, from musician and comedian Tim Minchin
Rock and Roll Nerd

Fun Facts
A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans

Strange and Entertaining

Feeding Bear Cubs

Feeding of orphaned bear cubs in a rehabilitation center
. The cubs will be returned to the wild.
Feeding Bear Cubs

Mosquito Burger

Food is flying everywhere and it's high in protein
but would you eat it?
Mosquito Burger

Humor from the Forum

Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed for the school paper


Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine.

"How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec.

"I'm not going to tell you that."

"But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were."

"Oh, well," said Miss Simmons. "I'm the same age as both of them."

The teacher was not happy when she saw what Alec wrote:

"Miss Simmons, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills."

Creative Videos

Wild Wives Bonobo Love

One species seems to have found the perfect method
for keeping everyone in a state of total harmony.
Wild Wives Bonobo Love

Monster Waves Massive storms

Over the ocean massive storms produce monster waves
and sometimes ships get caught up in the mayhem.
Monster Waves Massive storms

Fun Facts
The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.

Comedy

Reality TV Needs Buttheads

Doug Stanhope calls out the buttheads that viewers
love to hate, on reality television.
Reality TV Needs Buttheads

Island Adventure

One of the funniest improvisational comedy
episodes ever from ''Whose Line Is It''.
Island Adventure

Funny Joke from the Forum

Billy's Baseball Game


Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

Stand-up Comedy

Changing Rooms at the Gym

Weird people hang out in the changing room in the gym.
Changing Rooms at the Gym

Common Sense Comedy with Steve Hughes

why is Health and Services so pissy
...and what happened to common sense.
Common Sense Comedy with Steve Hughes

Fun Facts
Since ancient Greece, the apple has been a symbol of love. The Celts believed that the apple represented love because it lasted so long after being picked

A four-leaf clover is often considered good luck, but it is also part of an Irish love ritual. In some parts of Ireland, if a woman eats a four-leaf clover while thinking about a man, supposedly he will fall in love with her.

Humor

Boys will be Girls

What would happen if boys behaved like girls?
Boys will be Girls

Topographically Superior

This map has one big advantage
it is topographically superior.
Topographically Superior

Humor from the Forum

How Government Works


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, my friends, is how government works.



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