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Sketch Comedy
Irish Dating Show - SNL Irish Dating Show - SNL

Eileen, Molly and Siobhan vie for Niall's heart. These three bachelorettes compete with the attentions of one lucky bachelor, but it turns out this bachelor is related to two of the bachelorettes. In Ireland that's not necessarily a disqualifier.

Stefon on St. Patrick's Day - SNL Stefon on St. Patrick's Day - SNL

Stefon shares the best places to visit on St. Patrick's Day, with a little help from his lawyer, Shy. A humorous comedy sketch and this Saturday Night Live team loses several times as the flamboyant Stefon narrates.

Fun Facts

In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Australia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million.

Sites Worth Visiting
What is Your Color IQ What is Your Color IQ

A fun and simple on-line test to see how you see color.

The Scale of Things The Scale of Things

A scale from sub-atomic particles to the estimated size of the universe

Humor from the Forum
50th wedding anniversary

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

'Let's have a party, Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig.'

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.

Kangaroo Horde Kangaroo Horde

While riding through Hawkstowe Park in Australia a cyclest comes a cross huge group of Kangaroos and feels a bit intimidated. Kangaroos are generally passive animals rarely attack people..

Shy Dumbo Octopus Shy Dumbo Octopus

While diving off the central California coast, the team of E/V Nautilus encountered this Dumbo Octopus (named for its ear flaps) lingering on the sea floor..

Stand-up Comedy
Apocalypse Apocalypse

With his brilliant and fertile mind, no one could imagine and apocalypse quite like George Carlin. With a keen sense of dark humor George Carlin loved sharing his vision of an apocalypse.

George Carlin - Dogs George Carlin - Dogs

Life is a series of dogs. When the dog you have dies you just go out and get another one. Sometimes the new dog looks just like the old dog.

Humor from the Forum
Think Your Job Sucks?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with.

First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.

The next chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his giant dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single day.

Anyways, I drive these weirdos around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.

Creative Scifi (parts 1 & 2)
Fortress Fortress

Despite the fact that mankind is dead, the war still continues. War continued with automated systems left by people. The last surviving bomber and its pilot still perform their task.

Last Day of War Last Day of War

It has been twenty years since the Great War broke out. The people are dead, but Artificial Intelligence continues to obediently follow programmed orders.

Fun Facts

Human breast milk, in addition to it's nutritional content, contains sugars (oligosaccharides) intended to feed intestinal bacteria.

Sketch Comedy
Key & Peele - Magical Negro Fight Key & Peele - Magical Negro Fight

Two wise black men butt heads when it becomes apparent that they're both offering advice to the same white guy.

Con Ed Repair Site - SNL Con Ed Repair Site - SNL

Construction workers, after making comments about women consider what they'd wear if they were women.

Humor from the Forum
Flowers in Love

Two flowers were swaying gently in the breeze
when one said "I love you, darling."
"I love you too," answered the second flower.
"I want you so much."
"I want you, too."
"I've got to have you right now!"
"Ooooh, where are those damned bees?"

Humor and Commentary
Cryptocurrencies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Cryptocurrencies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Digital currencies are generating a lot of excitement. John Oliver enlists Keegan-Michael Key to get potential investors equally excited about the concept of caution.

Floods: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Floods: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

John Oliver explains why our federal system for financing flood recovery perpetuates a pattern of destruction and why you should never offer a tortilla chip to a seagull.

Fun Facts

At Italian weddings, it is not unusual for both the bride and groom to break a glass. Tradition is that the number of shards will equal the number of happy years the couple will have together.

Timelapse of the Entire Universe Timelapse of the Entire Universe

On a cosmic time scale, human history is as brief as the blink of an eye. By compressing all 13.8 billion years of time into a 10 minute scale, this video shows just how young we truly are, compared to our ancient and vast universe.

Deep Web - Audiovisual Performance Deep Web - Audiovisual Performance

Deep Web is a monumental immersive audiovisual installation and live performance created by light artist Christopher Bauder and composer and musician Robert Henke.

Humor from the Forum

An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon.

Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother will be coming to live with you and your wife."

Love and Biology
Language of Love Language of Love

Bob Monkhouse's humorous speech at Oxford explaining that English, not French, is the language of love.

Reproductive Quirks Reproductive Quirks

Who says learning about human biology can't be fun? Mary Roach gives an humorous TED talk examining some biological quirks of the human reproductive system.

Humor from the Forum
Paddy at War

The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!

Black Panther New Scene - SNL Black Panther New Scene - SNL

When T'Challa travels to Djalia, he meets his great, great grandfather, great aunt and unfortunately Uncle M'Butu who is the laughing stock of the family, in this humorous parody of the Black Panther.

Family Feud: Oscars Edition - SNL Family Feud: Oscars Edition - SNL

Sketch comedy featuring parodies of Frances McDormand, Guillermo Del Toro, Allison Janne and Jordan Peele taking on Common, Sally Hawkins, Willem Dafoe and Timothée Chalamet in a Oscar winners vs Oscar loosers version of the family feud.

Fun Facts

An employee spends an average of 1.5 to 3 hours a day on private activities at work.

Interesting Info
A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain

Alcohol affects the brain and although it seems to affect everyone differently, there are a few chemical reactions that alcohol is stimulating in everyone's body while they're having a few drinks.

Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story

Founded as Tesla Motors, Tesla Inc. was incorporated in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, both of whom played active roles in the company's early development prior to and after Elon Musk's involvement.

Fun Facts

An African adult elephant eats about six hundred pounds of food a day.

Stand-up Comedy
Amy Schumer Stand-Up Amy Schumer Stand-Up

Amy talks about her mom, teen moms, her ugly boyfriend, and more!

Mike Vecchione Stand-Up Mike Vecchione Stand-Up

Mike loves living in New York, even if the rats are fighting back.

Funny Joke from the Forum
yadot rorrim

Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.

(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

Satire and Humor
The Evolution Song The Evolution Song

A little humorous ditty about natural selection and Darwin's theory of evolution.

You Are Doing It Wrong You Are Doing It Wrong

A funny compilation of commercial parts where they show us what we're doing wrong.

Fun Facts

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian

Stand-up Comedy Technology
Raising Kids Now Versus Then Raising Kids Now Versus Then

These days parents know where their kids are unlike the 70s and 80s when kids had the freedom to roam around the neighborhood.

Explaining Modern Technology Explaining Modern Technology

Could you explaine how modern technology works. That's the question in this stand up comedy routine

Humor from the Forum
Difference Between Ravens and Crow

All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.

If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three.

You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion.

Changing Identities Changing Identities

A humorous prank using a brother and sister that closely resemble each other to change gender while an unsuspecting person holds the door.

Hold This Please Hold This Please

An unsuspecting person is asked to hold the line with a secret quick release connected to a log in this humorous prank.

Fun Facts

One horse has a peak power output of 14.9 horsepower.

Stand-up Comedy Videos
Louis CK on Twitter Louis CK on Twitter

There is a real life to be enjoyed, but everyone is too busy posting their status to Twitter.

Middle Age-It Gets Better Middle Age-It Gets Better

Louis CK on why middle age is better for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.

Humor from the Forum
Blond and Fish

A blond goes to the vet with her goldfish.

“I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.

The blond says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.

Humor and Commentary
Doomsday Video Doomsday Video

CNN produced an actual doomsday video to broadcast when the world is ending and it’s incredibly dull. We've enlisted Martin Sheen to help make humanity’s final moments happier!.

Mental Health Mental Health

John Oliver explains how our national system of treating mental health works, or more often than not, how it doesn’t..

Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ‘woken up to reality'.

Different Drummer Music Videos
Pure Gibberish Bottom Percussion

Music and rhythm are everywhere. Percussionist Jorge Perez plays some interesting instruments.

Pure Gibberish Pure Gibberish

The song is meant to sound like English with an American accent, but the lyrics are pure gibberish.

Humor from the Forum
How many mystery writers...

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Mr Zed - The Robotic Comic Mr Zed - The Robotic Comic

Comedian David Kirk Traylor portrays a robot pitching jokes in his standup routine.

Madtv - Apple I-rack Madtv - Apple I-rack

Even though this sketch is a bit dated, we still seem to be mired in the Middle East. So much so that everyone will get the humorous references.

Fun Facts

Syria was once a major centre for weaving and grading in textiles. Damascus weavers mastered the ancient technique for weaving patterns into cloth - Damask which has become very famous.

Animal Humor
A Remora for a Dive Buddy A Remora for a Dive Buddy

A Remora fish tries to find a place to latch on, but the diver is none too happy about the Remora's choice and tries to shoo the fish away. Mean while, his dive buddies have a good laugh.

Horse and Wolves Horse and Wolves

A brave horse decides to make friends with six wolves who are blissfully taking in the sun. The wolves seemed confused, and don't know what to make of this horse that seems to want to join their group.

Humor from the Forum
Honest Lawyer

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone-cutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stone-cutter.

"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.

However, I could put 'here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stone-cutter. "People will read it and exclaim, 'That's Strange!'"

Sketch Comedy
Police Brutality Police Brutality

A comedy sketch by Mitchell and Webb portraying a police officer and his partner a public relations officer in not getting along so well.

The Evil Store Assistant The Evil Store Assistant

A humorous sketch Mitchell and Webb Look with a less than friendly store assistant mocking customers choice of clothing.

Fun Facts

Taurine, the main ingredient in Red Bull, is an extract of the stomach lining of cows

Stand-up Comedy
Tom Papa - Women Are Scary Tom Papa - Women Are Scary

This stand up performance of Tom Papa took place at the Just for Laughs Festival and humerously details the psychological damage that women can do to a man.

Ron White Stand Up Ron White Stand Up

Ron White, founding member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, brings his Texas charm to Montréal. Ron's comedy repertoire covers plane flight that loses engine pressure, diamonds that'll shut her up, and Rev. Tilton.

Humor from the Forum
Understanding the mess in the Middle East

Attention Jihadists and Mujaheddin in Syria. Today, all fighters East of Aleppo will wear their blue jackets and be the Citizens Against Assad Militia.

South of Quam fighters who wore blue yesterday, have been defeated, and you will wear the black jackets you wore Saturday.

We still need representatives for the Peace Talks so keep your green jackets handy if you plan to attend.

All Mujaheddin wearing white are now North of Raqqa, unless you wore green last week, then you should be wearing brown today.

Brown is for the Martyr's Alliance. The MA is no longer affiliated with any ISIS groups except the Alliance for Martyrdom.

Remember, this Friday, ISIS fighters stand down and wait for al Nusra to switch jackets to become the People's Brigade for Democracy

After that, we have the bridge hand-over in Damascus, and a truce between the people who just lost Aleppo and the people who just won it....but it might be the other way around.

If anyone asks any questions... just say the war is "complicated".

And for goodness sakes watch out for Putin and Eroden. They are just killing everybody.

Faster Than Light Faster Than Light

A lone astronaut testing the first faster-than-light spacecraft travels farther than he imagined possible. .

Curiosity at Martian Scenic Overlook Curiosity at Martian Scenic Overlook

Curiosity Project Scientist Ashwin Vasavada gives a descriptive tour of the Mars rover's view in Gale Crater. The white-balanced scene looks back over the journey so far. The view from "Vera Rubin Ridge" looks back over buttes, dunes and other features along the route.

Fun Facts

During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.

SNL Comedy Sketches
Mormons on the Slopes - SNL Mormons on the Slopes - SNL

An American skier is vying for a gold medal in the Salt Lake Olympics when she met by two Mormons who try to convert her as she skis. Perhaps the polygamy is a sticking point .

Devil Can't Write No Love Song - SNL Devil Can't Write No Love Song - SNL

Guitarist Milo Jenkins sells his soul to Lucifer in exchange for a hit song that will make him a star, but it quickly becomes clear that the devil has no talent, can't write a song and can't uphold the deal.

Humor from the Forum

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves. - Josh Billings

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam

If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. -Tming

Stand-up Comedy
Most Complicated Word A Most Complicated Word

Finnish comedian Ismo thought "ass" just meant "butt." But that’s just the tip of assberg. Learning the language is one thing but learning the nuances is quite another lesson. Ismo recounts some of his humorous mistakes and trying to understand the nuances.

Terrorists vs Indians Terrorists vs Indians

Canadians have been asked not to smile for their passport photo in an attempt to catch terrorists. But why - terrorists never smile.

Fun Fact

In the U.S., if you find a bald eagle feather on the ground, you need a permit to pick it up.

Humorous Videos
A Funny Video Will Unusual Will

Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.

Grandmother Gets a Tattoo Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

A funny story from a grandmotherly person on her one and only tattoo experience.

Humor from the Forum
One of those Questions Women Ask

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over.

The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.

Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.

Nature Videos
Penguins Flying Penguins Flying

Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf and penguin acrobatics make a good video

Right Whale Mating Logistics Right Whale Mating Logistics

For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.

Fun Facts

Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Islands. She was also the only Queen the United States ever had.

Let It Snow
Montreal First Snow Montreal First Snow

It is the first Snow in Montréal, the streets are slick, and watching these cars and buses crash is like watching a slow motion demolition derby.

Snow removal  at New Chitose Airport Snow removal at New Chitose Airport

Since were the video topic is snow is an interesting clip of some serious snow removal equipment clearing runways.

Fun Facts

In 1954, archaeologists excavating an 8th-century Viking settlement in Sweden found a Buddha statuette from India.

Catnip Trip Catnip Trip

Someone's pet cat experiences a whole new world on catnip. Well, at least experiences channeled by the narrator.

First Moon Party First Moon Party

Mom sees through her daughter's little red lie, and decides humor is the best approach.

Humor from the Forum
Shakespearian Prose

A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom's hand and said, "Momma, look at the bowlegged man."

Mom was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a person and make that sort of comment. For punishment, the boy had to read a play by Shakespeare. He couldn't go shopping again until he finished reading the play.

Finally he finished and his mom took him once again to the mall. Again he spied a bowlegged man, but remembered what happened the last time. So he pulled on his mother's hand and said, "Lo, what manner of men are these, who wear their balls in parentheses?"

Humor and Magic
Jean-Pierre Parent fools  Penn & Teller Jean-Pierre Parent fools Penn & Teller

It is not often that an illusionist fools Penn & Teller but Jean-Pierre Parent fooled the world-famous team of Penn & Teller using Allison the presenter and a magic box and in the process wins a spot in their Las Vegas show.

Splitting Bullets with Knives Splitting Bullets with Knives

In this clip Penn and Teller look to see if you can split a bullet with a samurai sword. But could you do it with a butter knife? We go behind the science of why this is possible..

Fun Fact

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Instravel - A Photogenic Mass Tourism Experience Instravel - A Photogenic Mass Tourism Experience

It's a bit crazy how so many of us from so many different countries visit the same landmarks in the same tourist destinations and take similar photos. All of these photos are beautifully stitched together in this video collage..

What is Life? What is Life?

How can we ever know for certain if we live in a simulation? Maybe the best advice is to go out there and live really interesting lives and do unexpected things so that the computer simulation won't get bored and shut you down..

Humor from the Forum
Trying to Pack for Vacation

Her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them, before she rushed out of the room again.

When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"

Sad and broken up she looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"

The Lively Mrs Brown The Lively Mrs Brown

Agnes Brown she tries to find herself a date for Valentine's Day.

Fun Facts

All modern horses 'are descended from one herd tamed 6,000 years ago in the Russian plains' .

The Golden Sea - Bali The Golden Sea - Bali

Some sun, surf, sleeping under a thatched roof on the beach
and waking to the sound of the waves.

Free Fall Free Fall

A dramatic underwater video on free diving

Humor from the Forum
Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh (pronounced as Van Go)
His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -------- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------------- Where diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking --------------------- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ---------------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

If Alexa was Southern If Alexa was Southern

The future is here, y'all. And it's available in burlap and reclaimed barn wood. If you want something say please, and if you get it say thank you, and for goodness sake ya'll mind your manners.

How Youtubers Help The Homeless How Youtubers Help The Homeless

This humorous parody follows a stereo typical narcissistic Youtuber, as they find a homeless person, donate one whole dollar to help them get back on their feet, meanwhile documenting the event in detail for their channel.

Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem till date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.

SNL discusses Aziz Ansari SNL discusses Aziz Ansari

A woman at dinner with friends dares to bring up the sexual misconduct allegations against Aziz Ansari. All of a sudden a hushed Tone comes across the dinner conversation, because no one really wants to talk about the me to movement

What Even Matters Anymore - SNL What Even Matters Anymore - SNL

Contestants compete on What Even Matters Anymore, hosted by Veronica Elders (Jessica Chastain). It seems our current Chief of Staff is able to brush off just about any crisis, and this is driving some people up the wall.

Humor from the Forum
One-Line Whit.

Just bought a new German electric car. It's a Voltswagen.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.

Pranks and Parody
Spider Trick Spider Trick

A cool prank using a smartphone. A black woman gets really freaked out and loses her cool, and her hair, over this spider trick.

Echo Parody Echo Parody

A humorously edited parody of an advertisement for 'Echo'.

Fun Facts

In 1993, a police officer in San Francisco called Bob Geary was the subject of a local referendum on whether he should be allowed to carry a ventriloquist's dummy called Brendan O'Smarty with him while on foot patrol. He won by a narrow margin, and continued patrolling with the puppet.

Strange People Videos
Dog on my Porch Dog on my Porch

Humorous video open overly excited person trying to deal with a stray dog on his front porch.

With a Midget With a Midget

Upset when he finds out his girlfriend has been cheating on him, that is not the worst of it.

Humor from the Forum
Dilbert Managers.

1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation in Redmond, Washington.)

2. What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3 How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? (Programming intern, Microsoft IIS development team)

4. E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business. (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

5. This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it. (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them. (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

7. My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected. (CIO of Dell Computers)

8. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

9. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

10. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Lond Lines Division) Patty O'Furniture

The View from Space
The View from Space The View from Space

A narrated tour of the planet as seen from the space station. Spectacular views of cloud top lightning, city lights, and Earth's atmosphere.

Galaxy Collision Galaxy Collision

A Journey into the future to witness a collision between our galaxy, the Milky Way galaxy, and the Andromeda galaxy

Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

The vintage date on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof by two.

Walter White Trump's choice to head DEA - SNL Walter White Trump's choice to head DEA - SNL

Humorous comedy sketch by Saturday Night Live featuring Brian Cranston a.k.a. Walter White as Donald Trump's choice to head the DEA.

Dating Show - SNL Dating Show - SNL

In this Saturday Night Live comedy sketch the bachelor contestants on Hook a Hunk are left hanging when Michelle (Cecily Strong) proves more interested in the host (John Cena).

Humor from the Forum
5 Signs You're Not the.. Sexual Marvel You Once Were!

5. These days, you get winded just turning down the blanket.

4. "Five times in one night" now means your overactive bladder is acting up again.

3. It takes Viagra just to play hard to get.

2. You can still make her eyes roll back in her head, but now it's out of annoyance.

1. Your response to a cute, 16-year-old high school student with tight jeans and an exposed belly? "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

Humor and Satire
Pulled Over Pulled Over

Trevor and Torian get pulled over by the police. Don't worry, Trevor has this under control... by under control we mean blow everything out of proportion .

MinusIQ MinusIQ

A pill to lower your IQ because evidentially the world's a much brighter place when you're not too bright for it.

Strange and Entertaining News

Winter Night Skies Winter Night Skies

As the days shorten and the darkness progressively eats away the light, an amazing transformation happens in the northern hemisphere skies. .

Volcano Calbuco Volcano Calbuco

Recently Calbuco, located close to the cities of Puerto Varas and Puerto Montt in southern Chile, erupted for the first time in four decades.

Fun Facts

The pistol shrimp produces a sound louder than a rock concert (210 dB). It was named "Synalpheus pinkfloydi" in honour of the rock band by zoologist and Pink Floyd fan Dr Sammy de Grave.

Boat crash on Columbia River Boat crash on Columbia River

A GoPro camera mounted to the Weldcraft fishing boat captured the frantic seconds as the Bayliner Trophy motorboat speeds directly at them. The anglers can be seen waving their arms and yelling in an attempt to get the other boat to steer clear

Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone

The New Year's Cruise with 4,000 passengers was caught in a violent winter storm. Although the ship is capable of handling such a storm, the ship was constantly rolling for 3 days.

Humor from the Forum
Laughter in Short Doses

How should one approach an easily startled red head?


I work on a two-person assembly line of Dracula toys...

I’ve got to make every second count

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

You put it in the water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, and if it floats, it’s a buoyant.

White Zombies White Zombies

Escaping the zombie apocalypse is easier when the zombies want nothing to do with you.

New American Dream New American Dream

Does it seem as though the American dream has faded a bit. Are fewer people asking what it's like to live in America? Well maybe it's time we came up with a better dream.

Fun Facts

There was no punctuation until the 15th century.

The More You Know...
Why The War on Drugs Is a Failure Why The War on Drugs Is a Failure

The global drug policy system is broken. Despite the goal of protecting people from drugs, its punitive approach has instead increased the dangers of these substances and demonizes the communities most impacted by them.

When You Dare Expert Hackers To Hack You When You Dare Expert Hackers To Hack You

After reporting on the hacks of Sony Pictures, JPMorgan Chase, Ashley Madison, and other major companies, Kevin Roose got curious about what it felt like to be on the victim’s side of a giant data breach..

Strange and Entertaining News

Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Check out Jimmy Carr's best insults from Countdown including some humorous swipes at Bill Bailey, Johnathon Ross, and Rachael Riley.

Chris McCausland Live at the Apollo Chris McCausland Live at the Apollo

Stand up comedy from a comedian who happens to be blind. Some of the humor includes explaining that is a lucky man because his wife is good-looking - or at least so she tells him.

Humour from the Forum
New Restaurant

I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150

Sketch Humor
Tommy Gets A Promotion - Come Fly With Me Tommy Gets A Promotion - Come Fly With Me

Happy Burger employee Tommy has now got three stars on his name badge. He's also been given a promotion meaning he must train up new employees.

Cell Phone Buying Experience Cell Phone Buying Experience

Why is it that buying a cell phone and signing up for a plan never seems to be a straightforward proposition. Consumers can be forgiven in thinking that they've just been conned.

Fun Facts

The Queensland horse fly was judged to have a 'curved rear' so Australian scientists named "Scaptia beyonceae" after the Bootylicious singer Beyonce.

Onion Humor
Breaking News: Some BS Happening Somewhere Breaking News: Some BS Happening Somewhere

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant BS story that has no ramifications. But hey, the networks have to fill time somehow.

Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought

The world's most powerful companies know that social media is an effective marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more effective: by never injecting an ounce of effort into it.

Humour from the Forum

I wonder if people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

A demolition company tore down our local pub in record time. They really razed the bar.

A farmer played his Wurlitzer in his vegetable field. That way, they could be labeled as organic.

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.

My wife wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but she couldn't find the manual.

The cosmetology student missed the final day of her training, so she had to make-up her exam.

Funny Videos
Dirty Cooking Dirty Cooking

A parody mash up of cooking show host Nigella.

Mommy Rhapsody Mommy Rhapsody

A parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, a humorous take on the daily life of mothers as they deal with kids.

Fun Facts

The energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago

Mismatched Music
Black Metal Benny Black Metal Benny

Video of the heavy metal band The Black was paired with the Benny Hill theme song.

Celtic Music in America Celtic Music in America

It's good to see these young men dance a jig to some Celtic music - or maybe someone switched the music.

Humour from the Forum
Turnabout Is Fair Play...

Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:

Proctor: I beg your pardon?

Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

Proctor: Sorry, no.

Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin):

"Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale".

Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.

Happy Bears
Happy Bear Happy Bear

Nothing like a nice swimming pool on a hot summer day to make a bear happy

Midnight Take-out Midnight Take-out

Big ole bear decides she wants take out from Edelweiss restaurant so she walks in and strolls away with a bin.

Fun Facts

The BBC holds regular rehearsals for the Queen's death to make sure staff get it right when the real announcement is made.

Tech Parody
Overtime Plus Overtime Plus

For those hoping to get ahead of the work week, look no further than Overtime Plus, a humorous parody of a fictional app that lets you work for your company even as you sleep. .

Opt Out Village Opt Out Village

Concerned about your privacy while using Google? In this humorous parody of privacy concerns,Google says it understands and has created the chance to opt out, and live in a remote mountain village. .

Funny Joke from the Forum
Grave Humor

As a bagpiper, I play many places. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods I got lost , and maybe it's a man thing, but I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone. There were only the diggers and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the grave and looked down. The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and gathered around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

As I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....

SNL Comedy Sketches
Black Widow Trailer - SNL Black Widow Trailer - SNL

In her first standalone film, Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) juggles an internship at Fashion Weekly magazine and a complicated relationship with boyfriend Ultron..

Inner White Girl - SNL Inner White Girl - SNL

In this humorous comedy sketch sketch, when Leslie Jones has a hard time dealing with white people, she is able to consult her Inner White Girl.

Fun Facts

Iquitos, Peru is the largest city in the world inaccessible by road. It's located deep in the Amazon rain-forest and has over 400,000 people.

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