Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Louis CK finds out the hard way that he is too old to hang out with twenty somethings in the parking lot .
In the USA we are used to Hollywood thrillers where the hero always wins. But that's not the point of the screw you movie.
Leftover candy? Hard candy last for a year while chocolate can last up to two years.
Who knew that taking photos on smart phones would solve a crime at the scene of a wild party.
Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
The Queen of the UK is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth's land surface.
Flying through the mountains, valleys and fjords
of Norway makes for a scenic air patrol.
Off the coast of Russia the winds can be fierce and the waves high, and that makes for a scary time.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.
“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”
“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”
“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.”
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”
The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”
The intro from Nightmare before Christmas.
It is bad enough being a zombie, but whenyour d___ falls off in front of a pretty girl
Halloween was actually a Celtic holiday. It was originally called Samhain meaning "end of summer". In ancient Celtic Ireland, October 31st marked the official end of summer.
Fallon and friends revisit Abbott & Costello's classic ''Who's On First?''
Nuisance power is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.
1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. I got the best piece from that house.
5. Quit screwing around on the porch!!
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
8. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
9. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
10. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
The boss needs a mockup website and in turn is assigned to the job and the bosses assistant assigned to help. It's a lot of work and some people get screwed over in this comedy sketch..
A couple breaks up with each other (via the use of 154 movie titles). Clever comedy sketch in which every word spoken by the couple and the waitress come from the titles of popular movies..
Google was originally called "Backrub".
Mr. Bean humorously illustrates some of the dues and don'ts of asking a young woman out on a date. This is easily one of the funniest pantomimes from Rowan Atkinson.
A short segment from the Top Gear trios visit to Burma. The premise is that they have run out of petrol and need to find a way to the next town. Of course also to numerous obstacles are placed in their way.
The line at DMV inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
A haunted elevator attraction featuring 100 floors of frights tries to spook its riders with an original character, David Pumpkins (Tom Hanks) in this humorous comedy sketch.
Working with jigsaw proves difficult for the other employees as he always wants to play distracting games with no good choices. In this humorous comedy sketch his actions get him in trouble with human resources.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most common job in 1900 was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesperson.
Start remembering your bathroom experiences again with our new handcrafted toilet paper. Inspired by the makers of yesterday and today.
This video starts out with what appears to be a young lady washing a car. But ends up with humor in advertising.
Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel and I gave him his choice of weapons."
Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.
I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!
Contestants Keeley, Shanice and Doug (Tom Hanks) compete on Black Jeopardy, a humorous parody of the original game show with an all-black cast.
Three friends' decision to have a fun Halloween night doesn't go as planned. By the end of the evening the ladies are quite a sight.
The final debate between Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton opens up a wormhole to another universe that draws "Weird Al" Yankovic through it to moderate in the key of Bb minor.
A humorous look at the wholesale trade with the video that goes way off the tracks.
Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
Marvin E. Quasniki: turquoise farmer, and your next President of the United States of America.
Judge rules that white girl will face the jury as a black man.
You're on my way... Just let me play... A slightly hypnotic music video.
Soon to be a cult classic by Jonathan Richman
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:
1. To plant your idea in someone’s head.
2. To plant someone’s money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds at the former- is a ‘teacher’.
The one who succeeds at the latter- is a ‘boss’.
The one who succeeds at both is a ‘wife’.
The one who fails at both is a ‘husband’!
The News services have gotten quite adept at taking statements out of context. Here the tables are turned.
A funny story from a grandmotherly person on her one and only tattoo experience.
Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.
When the party has gone on too long and you're ready for last call it's time for the party cooler.
The attractive housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf and penguin acrobatics make a good video
For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.
Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Islands. She was also the only Queen the United States ever had.
Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..
While moms everywhere have the same goals, it would seem that black mothers have a flair for the dramatic - and humorous.
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.Husband's Diary:
Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
Winter Glow is a short story from Irish big wave surfer Ollie O Flaherty. Filmed and edited by Kev Smith. Presented by C-Skins Wetsuit.
'The Right'. The world's most dangerous and unpredictable wave. Ryan 'Hippo' Hipwood returns to conquer the wave that in 2012 nearly took his life..
Termites outweigh humans by almost ten to one
Fluffy takes his nephew to an arcade and discovers that in 20 years a lot has changed and the game his nephew wants to play is not fluffy friendly.
He might seem a little old-fashioned to you, but what do you expect from a deeply closeted man like Norm?
MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).
GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you'll have all the answers.
A Pogomix of entrepreneur, politician and unintentional comedian Donald Trump. The mix is intended to be politically neutral - Enjoy!.
In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.
‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.
A humorous look at six types of friends your girlfriend has that annoy the crap out of boyfriends.
Judging by this comedy sketch, women's enthusiasm for going out on dates rapidly declines after women into their 30s.
A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
In a humorous comedy monologue, Louis CK talks about bad friends and self-awareness in America.
A humorous skit from Bill Burr's latest stand-up special 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way', showing men how they should respond to attempts by women to control them.
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth. " - Anonymous
Strong downbursts of rain, building clouds, lightning...and yes, dust storms. Rolling walls of dirt and sand engulfing the deserts.
A snowboarder almost gets caught by an avalanche, that he was not the only one in the path of the avalanche. .
Step 1: Tune up the 1st String until it breaks
Step 2: Tune the rest of the strings to the 1st String.
A pair of senior citizens have a relationship that shocks both their families in this potty-mouthed, but endearing, comedy..
An entertaining music video that is truly difficult to describe, as it plays on many levels of complexity.
If you have money, committing a municipal violation may pose you a minor inconvenience. If you don’t, it can ruin your life.
Mandatory minimums require fixed prison sentences for certain crimes. John Oliver explains why we treat some turkeys better than most low-level offenders.
1. “If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.”
2. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."
4. "If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him."
5. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
6. "It ain’t over ’til it’s over."
7. "I didn’t really say everything I said."
8. "The future ain’t what it used to be."
9. "Pair up in threes."
10. "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."
11. "It’s deja vu all over again."
12. "I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."
13. "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
14. "90 percent of this game is half mental."
15. "It gets late early out here."
A life, vibrancy and color not normally associated with the sheet manufacturing process
Shot at Teahupoo in Tahiti when the waves were labelled ''double code red'' by the French Navy.
There are 93 million Wangs in China, is the most popular name in the country.
Most men have slightly misogynistic humor, and probably the reverse is true for women, but a few women get extremely upset over the slightest bit of humor aimed at women.
There was a security camera in the break room, and it catches her adding breastmilk to the coffee.
The atoms family.
A creative means of stopping cats from marking their territory.
Using the voice of televangelist Robert Tilton, also known as the 'Farting Preacher' and for speaking in tongues , Pogo remixed and created an upbeat track.
Comedienne has a humorous story about auto correct and the death of her cat - although that's not the way auto correct interpreted it. .
Comedian Drew Thomas discusses the differences in buying weed from white dealers and black dealers..
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
If things had gone differently these five experiments could have destroyed the world ...and they conducted them anyways.
A shockwave blast from a nuclear test hitting attendees invited to view the detonation.
Octopuses have copper-based blood instead of iron-based blood, which is why their blood is blue rather than red.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sing a love song together in this humorous video from Lucky TV.
Team Trump and team Clinton battle for the win in this special political edition of Jeopardy.
What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
A dandy lion
A special humorous episode of ER as they try to contain a unique new virus!
Pointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because people dress them in embarrassing costumes.
Whale milk has the consistency of toothpaste.
A little Rocky Horror Show type music for Halloween, just to put you in the mood.
Have a very spooky Simpsons Halloween
Timmy had a crush on his 2nd teacher, so he stayed behind durring recess.
The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you", Timmy told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".
Amir K shares his views on traffic court and his impressions of the people that go before the judge trying to get out of the ticket..
A humorous comedy routine based on delivering pizzas versus delivering babies.
The word ambisinistrous is the opposite of ambidextrous; it means ‘no good with either hand
Six blatant lies companies based entire marketing campaigns around - until they got sued. Shame on you, Jamie Lee Curtis, for lying to us about bowel movements..
The Internet was made for everyone but is being hijacked by big corporations that are turning people into products without their knowledge or consent. The hidden business of the Internet exposed..
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light...
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
Because it has boogers...
What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?
The world's greatest hacker gets a job that he wishes he could refuse.
What's the difference between living in a trailer and living on a boat?
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers
A funny look in to the flip side of the roles and rituals guys and girls play.
Gary wakes up one morning to discover that almost all the white people in Los Angeles have been relocated -- except him. .
A social worker from a big city recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia
She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
An entertaining and somewhat enlightening, stand-up comedy skit on walking away from religion.
From Melbourne International Comedy Festival, a standup comedy routine explaining what a little extra meat on the bones means. Hint; no thigh gap.
Louis CK on why middle age is better for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.
Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.
A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.
When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?
Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?
Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?
Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?
Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!
Daughter: I don't have any FDS.
Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...
Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!
Scientists may understand how the eye works, but seeing what other animals see is another matter entirely. Learn how eyes evolved, and find out which animal's eye biologist Tom Cronin would look through if he had the chance..
National Geographic takes a look at some of the unusual sleeping habits of animals like walruses, bats, hippos, and more. Some animals sleep for hours on end while other animals only put half their brains to sleep at a time.
Sweden pays students US$187 per month to attend high school.
Comedians discuss the sorry state of today's schools.
British quiz shows deals with the extreme numbers of the US prison population in a humorous manner.
These individual quotes were taken from employee performance evaluations.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.
- It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- One neuron short of a Synapse.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
- Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead.
Could you explaine how modern technology works. That's the question in this stand up comedy routine
Four groups that have to go, and George Carlin had a humorous solution for what to do with those people.
Rodin’s famous statue The Kiss was originally titled Francesca da Rimini and depicts the thirteenth-century woman in Dante’s Inferno who falls in love with her husband’s younger brother Paolo. Their lips do not actually touch, hinting at their eventual doom.
The kiss of life (breath of God) and the kiss of death (Judas’ kiss) are powerful literary and artistic symbols. Sixteenth century authors were especially likely to use them as sexual metaphors
A compilation of beautiful moments from nature, scenery, animals.
The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
Global climate change is threatening the coca plant, a crucial ingredient in soda, tea, and....other things.
An entertaining video of three grandmothers smoking for the first time, munching on snacks, and playing games.
What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?
1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code.
- just kidding -
Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake
breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.
Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.
Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine