Dr Karin Hart has patented a bra for the derier which she claims restores pertness to sagging buttocks. The bra features straps worn around the waist and under the buttocks, the designer claims the bra instantly adds shape and add tone to the behind. Creator Karin Hart came up with the buttock-clenching idea after noticing her own bottom wasn't as pert as it used to be. "The Biniki buttocks support idea came to me during a moment of personal need," she says. "One look in the mirror showed me the unhappy truth, my bottom was sagging." Dr Hart set about developing designs for a wearable item that would do the same job as a surgical bottom lift. After a little time in front of the mirror with some self-adhesive tape, she found a configuration that resulted in just the right support in the right places. It's a She patented her invention and now sells what she has dubbed the "butt bra" through her US-based company for about $30. There's also a $40 version for men, the Maniki, and a $30 thong which claims the same uplifting effect.
Designer Erik De Nijs, has created this attention grabbing pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These modern cut pants which are typically worn by youngsters are the perfect solution for getting in touch with your my space friends, bonding with your online significant other, and Googling for quick exits while running from the fashion police. These pants come with a built-in headset and a crotch rocking base unit, on the backside you have "gasp" pockets, perfect for stowing your mouse and flash drive. For you gamers, there is a built-in joystick controller complete with a multi-player option, located just behind the front zipper. The pants are made from a special soil repellent fabric so all that's needed is an occasional clean underwear change.
As she glides through the water, Winter the dolphin appears to be completely normal. But she is the world's first bionic sea creature after being fitted with an artificial tail. Winter, an Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin, lost her own tail after being caught in a harsh crab trap. She was found at just two-months old in 2006, floating in distress off the coast of Florida. Rescuers rushed her to the Clearwater Marine Aquarium, in Clearwater, Florida, where they battled to save her life. Winter survived, but she lost her tail and was left with just a stump. Winter had to learn how to swim without a tail, but couldn't swish up and down like a normal dolphin, and could only waggle from side to side. So, they decided to make an artificial tail for Winter. Casts were used to monitor Winter's growth and body shape and to provide the mold for her new tail. Finally, in August last year, Winter was fitted with her new silicone and plastic tail, which is 2 1/2 feet long. Now she is swimming and splashing about in normal dolphin-style.
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night. The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you... then we made love all night long.' The married one then said: 'Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped his fat ass on the couch and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you!
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
If you wonder where we get these jokes - it's here
Stanford University engineers Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard started their company in a Palo Alto garage with $1,538. Their first product was an audio oscillator bought by Walt Disney studios for use in the movie Fantasia.
Stanley Kubrick approached Lloyd's of London about an insurance policy in case extraterrestrial life was discovered before the release of his movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
Steve McQueen persuaded his karate teacher, kickboxing champion Chuck Norris, to pursue acting.
Steve Young, the San Francisco 49ers quarterback, is the great-great-grandson of Mormon leader Brigham Young.
Sting got his name from a black and yellow striped sweater he would wear a lot.
Sting was a high school teacher
The 1st interracial kiss on TV took place Nov. 22, 1968 between Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) and Lt.Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) on an episode of "Star Trek."
The airplane, Buddy Holly died in, was the "American Pie," which is where Don McLarean got the song title from.
Useless Information Coldest profession is a good read
Earth Cam Pick a place on the map to see available cams
Is there any thing to do Yeah and this site can help you find it
Political Match-up One of the better ones
Online Puzzles If you really have that much time on your hands
Loxie and Zoot Nudists have adventures too y'know!
Top 10 most ridiculous and just plain ugly Celebrity Houses
BowWow Links Useless but fun
BodyWorlds Exhibitions of Real Human Bodies
Google Trends shows you the most recent searched for words.
National Geographic Photo of the day
