Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Nursery For MenIkea has created a place where women can leave their men while they shop: a sort of nursery for grown men.
President Eisenhower's WarningWe must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
Things You Should Know About GeneticsAn animated film that presents fundamental background information about genetics. An upbeat, fun educational short film to draw interest to this seemingly complex subject matter.
Scarred for LifeYears of therapy cannot undo Stewy's breast-feeding trama. But at least you'll get a laugh out of it.
Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.
Pele’s March to the PacificAn unbelievable amount of lava is erupting from fissures on the Big Island of Hawaii! Twenty plus cracks are spewing red hot liquid rock, which is flowing downhill, destroying anything in it's path.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
RehabThe addiction treatment industry is dangerously unregulated. John Oliver explains why many rehab programs should incorporate more evidence-based care and carefully reconsider their doctor-to-horse ratio.
In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.
Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!
Shoot All Your Problems AwayIt's a humorous, if ill timed musical. Goes without saying that the sarcasm is strong with this video. Still, sometimes it helps to look at things through the lens of humor. It's one way to start a conversation.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I'll have a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, as well.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, Out of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
Good BookA satirically hilarious song making the case that without the good book we would not have a moral compass.
India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
New Marijuana StudyThe nation's top researchers concluded that you can't hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren't already.
A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this and asked, "What makes you so happy today?"
The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!"
Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.
"It's easy, Mom... you just drop the 'Y', and add 'I-E-S'," the daughter said.
Ship BeachingWhen ship has sailed its last route it's time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.
Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.
Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.
Chemists do it organically and inorganically.
Electro-chemists do it with greater potential.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.
Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.
Walls Of ChangeThis video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .
The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.
Breaking News: Astroid Watch In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.
A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
Trolling an Ok-Cupid ScammerMost people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.
The best thing for you to do at your age is give up sex and alcohol."
Old man: "I don't deserve the best. What's the next best?"
Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."
Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."
Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.
A Rolling OceanIn the north Atlantic storms can be fierce. Even a pretty good-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling ocean. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.
An Angry OceanHuge waves from Storm Henry strike the west coast of Ireland. Hard to get a perspective from the video but the cliffs are 65 foot tall and those are 30 foot waves.
Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!
Share an UmbrellaGentleman offers an umbrella but leaves women standing in the rain. The look on their faces is priceless.
Little Old Lady KidnapperThis little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.
Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.
Monkeys and Alcohol"It turns out that humans are not the only primates with a taste for alcohol and in monkey society without our morals, the results are hilarious.
DakotalapseHuelux was shot in South Dakota, Wyoming and Utah and features excellent night storm time-lapse as well as scenic sunrise and sunset shots.
Life Beyond EarthInteresting speculation on what type of life, we might find beyond our own solar system
Guy walks into a Psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
The Psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts!".
We Have OilA comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil."
The average women in Bolivia, Indonesia, and Guatemala is short enough to be considered a Dwarf (4'10 or under).
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
Serious Mudding in a 6X6Entertaining commentary from someone being pulled through a huge mud hole behind a strange off-road vehicle call a Rolligon.
A Day of Milky WayAmazing view from the South Pole of the night sky as the camera follows the Milky Way in this 25-hour time-lapse
Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug use. These same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.
How You Tell Time like ThatHe always has the correct but how can one tell time using a donkey. A humorous short story
Funny Image FocusA businessman wants a photo with his sexy secretary. He asks strangers to take a photo but every single image ends up with a close up picture of her attractive cleavage.
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100.
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic.
Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's Gasoline".
Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back ..that will be $50
Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor.
Engineer : congrats. your memory is back.. ..that will be $50
Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.
Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100
Doctor : But this is $50 Note
Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten better. ..that will be $50
Dangerous Waterfall and RoadSome of the twisting and turning roads in Nepal are dangerous in the best of weather, but when the rains come and the road turns into a river it can be downright terrifying.
Dramatic Tornado FootageWhat starts out as a sea spout over the ocean turns into a tornado as it comes ashore at Fort Walton Beach. This dramatic footage shows how quickly tornadoes can grow.
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
I chose my gastroenterologist based on a gut feeling.
I took a picture of a field of wheat, but it turned out grainy.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.
First Rule of Camping: Start building the tent before you start drinking....
I studied water purification in college because I had a great thirst for knowledge.
Gnat Season in the SouthWhen it starts getting warm in the South mosquitoes aren't the only thing making life miserable, there's another little bug, and though they don't bite, they are everywhere. The gnats are out, y'all.
You Need A BabyHave you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.
The first President born in the U.S. spoke Dutch as his first language.
Cheap FlightsThe Irish are known for their dedication to finding a bargain, this humorous song chronicles the efforts and pitfalls of flying on a low-cost airline.
The Most Beautiful GirlMaybe you have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.
A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”
After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!
The FaceBook ConnectionThe CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook, declares it the most effective operation ever.
Around 42% of Americans play video games regularly.
Surreal BreakfastA surreal tale of breakfast, that lies somewhere between imagination and a dream state.
South park – Dopamine In a segment about facing the devil over video game addiction south park explains addiction in a way that makes sense than many science based videos..
Started reading my first Braille horror story.
I think that something scary is about to happen.
I can feel it.
Complimenting BreastsIt is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.
The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whiskey. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
The manager turns to the others and says isn't that just like an engineer - ask for him for the height and he gives you the length
Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention BillsJim faults SESTA and FOSTA, two bills intended to prevent sex trafficking, with potentially creating an environment harmful to sex workers.
Corporate Taxes: Last Week TonightMany of America’s largest corporations shift a surprising portion of their profits overseas to avoid paying taxes. Even more surprisingly, that’s legal.
In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes.
John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNLHost John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.
Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNLWeekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Oklahoma teacher being arrested for having getting it on with a student during a walkout.
About 50% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.
White RabbitGrace Slick sings White Rabbit with Jefferson Airplane at Woodstock (aug. 17 1969). This is some of the best Rock Music there ever, and for many people nothing comes close to the awesome music of the late 60's and early 70's
Jimi Hendrix On An Acoustic GuitarHendrix had a feel in his playing... That doesn't mean rythmn, that doesn't mean speed... It means ''Feel'' It means a fullness
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means ...'Unleaded Fuel Only"..
The framers felt that the House of Representatives, as the only body at that time directly elected by the people, should have the initial control of the money flow in government.
Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.
Crack Is Bad for YouWhen you climb to a second story window to try to buy crack for three dollars, and you have the wrong place, something has gone wrong in your life.
Too Much MedicationApparently agent ketchup and mustard senses a challenge to her authority but she doesn't make any sense.
While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.
...and then he made the earth round.
Politics in a NutshellOld but the practiced hasn't changed. This is the politics of shifting the tax burden.
Are You Using Your IpadDad, I meant to ask you, how are you doing with the new iPad that we gave you as a birthday present?
The inventor of intermittent windshield wipers tried to sell his idea to the auto industry and was turned away. When they began showing up on new cars, he sued, and won.
Tour of the Moon in 4KTake a virtual tour of the Moon in all-new 4K resolution, thanks to data provided by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter spacecraft
Galaxy Lacking Dark MatterHubble Space Telescope took an image of a bizarre, ghostly looking galaxy called NGC 1052-DF2 that astronomers calculate to have little to no dark matter.
A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting.”
I said, “People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer.”
Black Jeopardy with Chadwick BosemanShanice , Rashad and T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson). Two people from the hood, and one person from an imaginary world.
A New Vision of HorrorIt's a sketch parody but... In theaters soon comes a new vision of horror like you've never seen before. From the twisted mind of Wes Anderson it's the midnight coterie of sinister intruders..
A hermit was pulled over by the police and charged with recluse driving.
Watched an Olympic curling event yesterday. - I soon got swept up in the action.
It's tough doing inventories in Afghanistan. - due to the tally ban.
The Symphony Orchestra conductor threw a tempo tantrum.
I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong. I mean it's not rocket surgery
It Doesn't Get BetterFor most kids in high school, the future promises better days. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.
Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.
Easter Hotline - SNLIf you're feeling lonely and need someone to talk to this Easter, pick up the phone and call… your grandparents.
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If Call Center Employees Were HonestYes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..
Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.
Adam Ruins on Private PrisonsHumorous commentary makes the case that for-profit prisons have no interest in stopping crime, they would rather have people behind bars.
The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses Did you know that a single company controls 80% of all glasses and sunglasses brands?
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.
Why Humans Are Obsessed with Cats We take a look at how felines took over the Internet, our homes, and our lives. There is some speculation as to whether toxoplasmosis, the disease that makes mice unafraid of cats also infects humans and makes us fond of cats.
People Who Hate CatsPeople who hate cats live with cats for a week although no reason is given other than to provide video material. Watch the video and see if they fall in love with the furry little critters or they are ready to get rid of them after the week is over.
The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.
News ConspiracyOne Script to rule them all, One Script to find them, one Script to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. A surprising lack of diversity in so-called Local Independent News.
Not so Local NewsThis is the story of how Sinclair Broadcasting puts a spin on trusted local news. But Sinclair is raising concerns among media watchers because of its practice of combining news with partisan political opinion and ads as feature stories.
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
A recent study shows that 90% of all adults have a chronic or even fatal disease. The other 10% don't use WebMD.
If you’re happy and you know it ...it's the weed.
Sarcasmaholics AnonymousScott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.
How Was Burning Man?A guy who just got back from Burning Man hilariously struggles to explain what the Burning Man experience was like to a lesser mortal who's never been to Burning Man.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
Pass the PufferAn interesting video showing dolphins seeking out
puffer toxins to enable an altered state.
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable not to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual
"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal
"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop
The Real Mr MagooBlind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson
Dog Guards BikeThe best part of this video is at the end when
you see why the dog is guarding the bicycle.
Mouth Full of AcornsA couple of chipmunks loading up on acorns before winter hits. Amazing to see how many acorns they can stuff in their cheeks.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.
""Done!" replies the government official.
...and that, is how government works.
Jurassic Park Auditions - SNLHugh Grant, Alan Alda Ellen DeGeneres , Wesley Snipes , Roseanne Barr , Adam Sandler (Pete Davidson), Whoopi Goldberg (Leslie Jones), Pee-wee Herman (Mikey Day) and more audition for Jurassic Park in this comedy sketch.
Ask Dr. Oz - SNLDr. Oz (Bill Hader) describes the ""dead rectum"" of an audience member (Charlie Day) in vivid detail as he cringes in embarrassment.
Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Map Shows Where We'll Live On MarsWe’re closer to landing on Mars now than ever before. Private companies like SpaceX are achieving new feats in rocket science the likes of which we’ve never seen. But rockets will only take us so far.
Transsiberian DreamThe Trans-Siberian Railway, another dream come true! The world's longest railway line starts from Moscow and runs 9,288 kilometers through seven time zones to Vladivostok. I was able to document this unique 16-day trip aboard the legendary Zarengold train .
A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while...
Billy Says: "I’m fine, Mommy.. I just haven’t gone 'doody' yet."
Mother Says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy Says: "works for ketchup."
Carlin George on ChildrenGeorge Carlin goes where few comedians dare to go as he takes on America's overindulgence with our children. As far as he's concerned we spend way too much time promoting exceptionalism and our children.
'Tattoo' - Bill BaileyIt's not easy to get a tattoo that will look good if you have a hairy body. Maybe Bill Bailey should have gotten a Bigfoot tattoo so he could use his hair as it's fur.
Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy
This Is a Generic Millennial AdThis Is a Generic Millennial Ad and it shows how easy it is to appeal to anyone born between 1980 and 2000. The good news? Thanks to social media, it's easy to connect with this influential audience.
The Millennial Marriage ProposalThe man thinks he has picked out the perfect location and has picked out the perfect ring. He even found someone to photograph is that special moment. But she wants to know how will it look when it's posted to social media.
The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.
It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."
All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.
Scientifically Accurate FlintstonesTaking what we know of primitive man, we can see that the Flintstones would be a far different show if treated with scientific accuracy
If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.
If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!
Playing In The MudJust some good old boys playing in the mud with high octane pickups, and big tires.
Navy Attempts HumorNavy operates in riverine environments; an essential skill in the Navy Special Operations arsenal that allows them to fight in areas larger vessels cannot go.
Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
Someone told her to make up her mind.