Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and HarryRowan Atkinson plays a funeral priest in this humorous sketch about three friends, each of whom had limited senses and who perished together.
WhatsApp co-founder Brian Acton was turned down for a job at Facebook. Five years later, Facebook purchased WhatsApp for US$19 billion.
Kilauea Volcano From Vent to SeaA helicopter overflight video of the lower East Rift Zone on June 14, 2018, around 6:00 AM, shows lava fountaining at fissure 8 feeding channelized lava flows that flow into the ocean.
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only accurate way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and and looked around, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on.
She took him out to dinner and a movie, then took him to a motel for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already left. By the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit."
How to deal with a Cat in HeatHere's a simple trick to calm down your annoying cat in heat for an hour or two. Or get her fixed it's expensive and they are happier and less annoying.? A humorous video that includes more information than most people want to know about their cat.
Americans spend an average of US$1,096 on coffee each year.
American Pie ExplainedMost people know the words to Don McLean's rock n' roll classic American Pie but if you know the meaning behind the words. The song is about a crossroads in American society, culture, and music.
My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links
The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler!
Alien Paternity TestA talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
The oldest surviving love poem to date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.
Xi Jinping: Last Week TonightChinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.
My wife and I were visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
You need to update, he said. People don’t waste money on silly newspapers anymore.
Here, you can use my iPad, if you can figure it out.
I tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it… and, the look on my son's face was priceless.
Employees Happiest When Pretending to WorkStudy: Employees happiest when pretending to work from home.
What is it called when skin touches skin, hair touches hair & Balls Disappear?
Blinking Your Eyes.
I Think for MyselfOne of the most gifted minds of our time, fights the tendency for people to categorize others in terms of their own beliefs.
Gratitude can boost dopamine and serotonin, just like antidepressants.
Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.
WKUK Old Folks HomeA humorous sketch about striking gold at the old folks home - who knew they had so many party pharmaceuticals.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Royal ExpertA so-called Royal expert manages to fool most of the people including most of the news services, but it's hard to fool a British expatriate.
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
Technology Is Not MagicWhat did we get from the science versus what do we get from magic, fables, and beliefs. This video highlights how far have we come in the last century, and what the next century holds for us.
16% of iPhone users in the U.S. use a smart-phone with a broken screen.
Invisible LondonWhat would the world look like if you could see beyond the the rainbow? Filmed using an infrared camera, this is London as you’ve never seen it before.
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.'
If that wasn't bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'
The Hot Chick When a hot girl comes into the store to buy computer parts, the sales assistants lose their voices and their minds. A humorous comedy sketch showing what happens when a beautiful woman comes into the room and tongue-tied guys try to keep it together.
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
Just A Standard White GuyWouldn't you like to know the story of...you? Hilarious series about finding out who you are through DNA test. And then what? What do you do with the information.
Paddy and Maggy Dunn send their son, Neely, from Ireland to the United States to find a job and build a dream career. Off Neely sails on a freighter, earning his way across the Atlantic as a deckhand.
Upon arriving in the U.S., Neely sends his mam and pap a letter, explaining the glorious sights and sounds he beheld. As Neely searches for a job, his letters dwindle in frequency and, before long, cease altogether.
Paddy 'n Maggie are concerned, naturally, and send their second son, Liam, to the States to find Neely and see if he was okay. Off Liam sails.
Liam is so overwhelmed by the vastness of the U.S. that he has no idea how to find his brother. So he walks up to the nearest structure, knocks on the door, and asks, "Are ye Neely Dunn?"
"Yes," comes the reply from the porta-potty, "but I've run out of paper."
"That's no excuse not to write to yer mother!"
A Dog Defending His Fallen OwnerA touching video proving that a dog's love conditional. This scene occurred in Colombia where the dogs owner has taken a tumble after hitting the bottle little too hard. But that doesn't matter; watch as this dog defends his owner.
Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam’s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child’s breath.
A Random ConnectionBasically random called two blokes who did not know each other, and connected them with each other, this is the resulting hilarious conversation.
What do you call an impotent lizard?
Answer: A reptile dysfunction
Wyoming WildscapesWyoming under dynamic light and weather events. This state is huge, so this video is only the beginning of what I have planned. Please check out my website for tons of Wyoming landscape photography.
Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
Royal Wedding - SNLFootage from Prince Harry's wedding reception features a crazy cast of royals including Kate Middleton, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Prince William, Auntie Creepy and more.
A cargo airplane is transporting patients from a mental hospital.
The patients are going all crazy in the cargo playing a soccer with an invisible ball. The pilot has had enough of it, tells the copilot to guide the plane, and goes in the back to make them stop the noise. They stop, the pilot returns to the cabin, but after 5 minutes, it starts all over again.
The pilot asks the co-pilot to give it a shot at calming the patients down. The co-pilot goes in the back, the noise stops, and he returns in the cabin.
Half an hour later, the plane is quiet. The pilot is impressed and asks the copilot how he did it.
The copilot replies: "I told them: soccer is not allowed indoors. You have to take it outside."
Eagle Steals Rabbit from a FoxPhotographer Kevin Ebi captures a dramatic act of thievery when a bald eagle tried stealing a rabbit from a young red fox at San Juan Island National Historical Park.
About 500 meteorites hit the Earth each year. The largest recent known meteorite was found at Grootfontein in Namibia, southwest Africa, in 1920. It measured 9 feet (2.75m) long and 8 feet (2.43m) wide.
Nursery For MenIkea has created a place where women can leave their men while they shop: a sort of nursery for grown men.
President Eisenhower's WarningWe must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
Things You Should Know About GeneticsAn animated film that presents fundamental background information about genetics. An upbeat, fun educational short film to draw interest to this seemingly complex subject matter.
Scarred for LifeYears of therapy cannot undo Stewy's breast-feeding trama. But at least you'll get a laugh out of it.
Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.
Pele’s March to the PacificAn unbelievable amount of lava is erupting from fissures on the Big Island of Hawaii! Twenty plus cracks are spewing red hot liquid rock, which is flowing downhill, destroying anything in it's path.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
RehabThe addiction treatment industry is dangerously unregulated. John Oliver explains why many rehab programs should incorporate more evidence-based care and carefully reconsider their doctor-to-horse ratio.
In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.
Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!
Shoot All Your Problems AwayIt's a humorous, if ill timed musical. Goes without saying that the sarcasm is strong with this video. Still, sometimes it helps to look at things through the lens of humor. It's one way to start a conversation.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I'll have a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, as well.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, Out of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
Good BookA satirically hilarious song making the case that without the good book we would not have a moral compass.
India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
New Marijuana StudyThe nation's top researchers concluded that you can't hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren't already.
A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this and asked, "What makes you so happy today?"
The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!"
Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.
"It's easy, Mom... you just drop the 'Y', and add 'I-E-S'," the daughter said.
Ship BeachingWhen ship has sailed its last route it's time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.
Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.
Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.
Chemists do it organically and inorganically.
Electro-chemists do it with greater potential.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.
Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.
Walls Of ChangeThis video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .
The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.
Breaking News: Astroid Watch In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.
A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
Trolling an Ok-Cupid ScammerMost people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.
The best thing for you to do at your age is give up sex and alcohol."
Old man: "I don't deserve the best. What's the next best?"
Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."
Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."
Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.
A Rolling OceanIn the north Atlantic storms can be fierce. Even a pretty good-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling ocean. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.
An Angry OceanHuge waves from Storm Henry strike the west coast of Ireland. Hard to get a perspective from the video but the cliffs are 65 foot tall and those are 30 foot waves.
Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!
Share an UmbrellaGentleman offers an umbrella but leaves women standing in the rain. The look on their faces is priceless.
Little Old Lady KidnapperThis little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.
Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.
Monkeys and Alcohol"It turns out that humans are not the only primates with a taste for alcohol and in monkey society without our morals, the results are hilarious.
DakotalapseHuelux was shot in South Dakota, Wyoming and Utah and features excellent night storm time-lapse as well as scenic sunrise and sunset shots.
Life Beyond EarthInteresting speculation on what type of life, we might find beyond our own solar system
Guy walks into a Psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
The Psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts!".
We Have OilA comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil."
The average women in Bolivia, Indonesia, and Guatemala is short enough to be considered a Dwarf (4'10 or under).
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
Serious Mudding in a 6X6Entertaining commentary from someone being pulled through a huge mud hole behind a strange off-road vehicle call a Rolligon.
A Day of Milky WayAmazing view from the South Pole of the night sky as the camera follows the Milky Way in this 25-hour time-lapse
Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug use. These same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.
How You Tell Time like ThatHe always has the correct but how can one tell time using a donkey. A humorous short story
Funny Image FocusA businessman wants a photo with his sexy secretary. He asks strangers to take a photo but every single image ends up with a close up picture of her attractive cleavage.
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100.
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic.
Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's Gasoline".
Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back ..that will be $50
Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor.
Engineer : congrats. your memory is back.. ..that will be $50
Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.
Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100
Doctor : But this is $50 Note
Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten better. ..that will be $50
Dangerous Waterfall and RoadSome of the twisting and turning roads in Nepal are dangerous in the best of weather, but when the rains come and the road turns into a river it can be downright terrifying.
Dramatic Tornado FootageWhat starts out as a sea spout over the ocean turns into a tornado as it comes ashore at Fort Walton Beach. This dramatic footage shows how quickly tornadoes can grow.
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
I chose my gastroenterologist based on a gut feeling.
I took a picture of a field of wheat, but it turned out grainy.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.
First Rule of Camping: Start building the tent before you start drinking....
I studied water purification in college because I had a great thirst for knowledge.
Gnat Season in the SouthWhen it starts getting warm in the South mosquitoes aren't the only thing making life miserable, there's another little bug, and though they don't bite, they are everywhere. The gnats are out, y'all.
You Need A BabyHave you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.
The first President born in the U.S. spoke Dutch as his first language.
Cheap FlightsThe Irish are known for their dedication to finding a bargain, this humorous song chronicles the efforts and pitfalls of flying on a low-cost airline.
The Most Beautiful GirlMaybe you have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.
A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”
After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!
The FaceBook ConnectionThe CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook, declares it the most effective operation ever.
Around 42% of Americans play video games regularly.
Surreal BreakfastA surreal tale of breakfast, that lies somewhere between imagination and a dream state.
South park – Dopamine In a segment about facing the devil over video game addiction south park explains addiction in a way that makes sense than many science based videos..
Started reading my first Braille horror story.
I think that something scary is about to happen.
I can feel it.
Complimenting BreastsIt is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.
The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whiskey. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
The manager turns to the others and says isn't that just like an engineer - ask for him for the height and he gives you the length
Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention BillsJim faults SESTA and FOSTA, two bills intended to prevent sex trafficking, with potentially creating an environment harmful to sex workers.
Corporate Taxes: Last Week TonightMany of America’s largest corporations shift a surprising portion of their profits overseas to avoid paying taxes. Even more surprisingly, that’s legal.
In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes.
John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNLHost John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.
Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNLWeekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Oklahoma teacher being arrested for having getting it on with a student during a walkout.
About 50% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.
White RabbitGrace Slick sings White Rabbit with Jefferson Airplane at Woodstock (aug. 17 1969). This is some of the best Rock Music there ever, and for many people nothing comes close to the awesome music of the late 60's and early 70's
Jimi Hendrix On An Acoustic GuitarHendrix had a feel in his playing... That doesn't mean rythmn, that doesn't mean speed... It means ''Feel'' It means a fullness
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means ...'Unleaded Fuel Only"..
The framers felt that the House of Representatives, as the only body at that time directly elected by the people, should have the initial control of the money flow in government.
Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.