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Comedy News and Satire

Live Fast Die Young

A new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes,
drugs, and alcohol for seniors.
Live Fast Die Young
Region Limited

The Word is Taxes

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's
tab soon, Congress may get desperate .
The Word is Taxes

Fun Facts
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

Food for Thought Videos

Pale Blue Dot Remix

New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech
Pale Blue Dot Remix

Does the Universe have a Purpose

Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked the question
''Does the Universe Have a Purpose''.
Does the Universe have a Purpose

Humor from the Forum

Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT)


The Mark I Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT) system is a family of intelligent, stealthy, terminal-homing mouse-seeking missiles featuring multi-sensor targeting with dual night-vision devices, and neural-net architecture.

The CAT's self-righting inertial platform allows launch from any attitude. Integrated multi-aspect attack profile with indefinite- loiter mode insure a wide lethality envelope. Upon target engagement, the CAT deploys four clusters of retractable sub-munitions in addition to the primary warhead, providing an enhanced radius of destruction.

The CAT uses regular or exotic solid or liquid fuel and is equipped with a low-signature exhaust-obscuration system. Firmware and connectors compatible with any unit of the Mark I series guarantee unlimited expansion capability, making the CAT system a cost-effective countermeasure to the projected spectrum of rodent-threat scenarios well into the next century.

The CAT is now available from your local animal shelter.

El Cielo de la Palma

Video timelapse featuring, night skies
and other impressive scenes from La Isla Bonita.
El Cielo de la Palma

Fantastic Aurora Borealis

A natural light display caused by the collision of charged particles.
Fantastic Aurora Borealis

Quotable
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music worth a Listen

The Hook

Years ago Blues Traveler did a song called ''The Hook''.
For some reason, it seems more relevant today.
The Hook

Frontier Psychiatrist

A unique and strangely captivating style of music video.
Frontier Psychiatrist

Fun Facts
Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)

Did You Know

OMG-LOL

When was OMG first used?
When was unfriend first used?
OMG-LOL

The Number of the Beast

Most of us think the number of the beast is 666,
but that is incorrect.
The Number of the Beast

Humor from the Forum

Women sitting on a Bench


Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"


Musical Humor Videos

5 Poofs and 2 Pianos

This song was written by Tim Minchin in response
to a disparaging newspaper story.
5 Poofs and 2 Pianos

Rock and Roll Nerd

Musical satire, from musician and comedian Tim Minchin
Rock and Roll Nerd

Fun Facts
A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans

Strange and Entertaining

Feeding Bear Cubs

Feeding of orphaned bear cubs in a rehabilitation center
. The cubs will be returned to the wild.
Feeding Bear Cubs

Mosquito Burger

Food is flying everywhere and it's high in protein
but would you eat it?
Mosquito Burger

Humor from the Forum

Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed for the school paper


Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine.

"How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec.

"I'm not going to tell you that."

"But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were."

"Oh, well," said Miss Simmons. "I'm the same age as both of them."

The teacher was not happy when she saw what Alec wrote:

"Miss Simmons, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills."

Creative Videos

Wild Wives Bonobo Love

One species seems to have found the perfect method
for keeping everyone in a state of total harmony.
Wild Wives Bonobo Love

Monster Waves Massive storms

Over the ocean massive storms produce monster waves
and sometimes ships get caught up in the mayhem.
Monster Waves Massive storms

Fun Facts
The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.

Comedy

Reality TV Needs Buttheads

Doug Stanhope calls out the buttheads that viewers
love to hate, on reality television.
Reality TV Needs Buttheads

Island Adventure

One of the funniest improvisational comedy
episodes ever from ''Whose Line Is It''.
Island Adventure

Funny Joke from the Forum

Billy's Baseball Game


Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

Stand-up Comedy

Changing Rooms at the Gym

Weird people hang out in the changing room in the gym.
Changing Rooms at the Gym

Common Sense Comedy with Steve Hughes

why is Health and Services so pissy
...and what happened to common sense.
Common Sense Comedy with Steve Hughes

Fun Facts
Since ancient Greece, the apple has been a symbol of love. The Celts believed that the apple represented love because it lasted so long after being picked

A four-leaf clover is often considered good luck, but it is also part of an Irish love ritual. In some parts of Ireland, if a woman eats a four-leaf clover while thinking about a man, supposedly he will fall in love with her.

Humor

Boys will be Girls

What would happen if boys behaved like girls?
Boys will be Girls

Topographically Superior

This map has one big advantage
it is topographically superior.
Topographically Superior

Humor from the Forum

How Government Works


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, my friends, is how government works.

Comedy News
Region Limited

The Midterm Round-Up

Cosmopolitan magazine offers election advice to women, and Republican Jody Hice cites fake quotes from the founding fathers.
The Midterm Round-Up
Region Limited

Al Qaeda's Indian Franchise

Al Qaeda sets its sights on India as ISIS continues to dominate Iraq.
Al Qaeda's Indian Franchise

Fun Facts
Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.

Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine

Funny Videos

Screaming Head Prank

Girl drops a dummy head on the sidewalk
and it's switched for a real head
Screaming Head Prank

Umbilical Brothers

Dave and Shane, a comedy duo better
known as the Umbilical Brothers
Umbilical Brothers

Humor from the Forum

Truth from a Politician


What can we expect from a politician if we ask him to tell "Truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth"?


Three different answers...

What's in a Name

How Groucho Marx Got His Name

One of the Marx brothers explaining
how Groucho got his name.
How Groucho Got His Name

Whats Your Name

A humorous introduction.
Whats Your Name

Fun Facts
Men and women are subconsciously attracted to those with a symmetrical face. Men and women with highly symmetrical faces tend to have more lovers to choose from.  Additionally, men with symmetrical faces begin to have sex four years earlier, have more sex, and have more affairs than their lopsided peers. Women also tend to have more orgasms with symmetrical men.

Funny Animal Videos

The Talking Goat

Two women find a funny talkative goat
The Talking Goat

Sea Lion Has Rhythm

Who knew that a sea lion had rhythm
and was able to keep time to the music
Sea Lion Has Rhythm

Humor from the Forum

Liars


A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, “Next Sunday, I’m going to preach on the subject of LIARS. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.”

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, “Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand. Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Smiling, the preacher said, “You are the very people I want to talk to. Mark only has 16 Chapters.”

Humorous Videos

Offerman Reads Starlet Tweets

Nick Offerman reads"Tweets From Female Celebrities".
A humorous contrast between bubbly and burly.
Offerman Reads Starlet Tweets

Proper Gymnasium Attire

What would you have worn to a gymnasium 400 years ago.
Proper Gymnasium Attire

Fun Facts
Listening to the chirps of crickets can give you a rough estimate of what the temperature outdoors is on the Fahrenheit temperature scale. Count the amount of chirps you hear in fifteen seconds and add 37!

Funny Animals

Goose Stepping Band

This funny little band has the goose step down pat.
Goose Stepping Band

Feeding Time For Monkeys

Awesome spectacle with hundreds of monkeys to feed.
Feeding Time For Monkeys

Funny Joke from the Forum

My Living Will


Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.

...and she thinks she's funny!!!

Had a Bad Day

2000 Broken Bottles

Someone has a big mess to clean after
forklift operator tries to move 2000 bottles.
2000 Broken Bottles

Porsche in Wet Cement

Somewhere somebody is having a worse day than you.
Check out this embarrassed guy in San Francisco.
Porsche in Wet Cement

Funny Joke from the Forum

On the Bathroom Scale


A man is weighing himself in the bathroom, sucking in his stomach ,when his wife comes in and says sarcastically, "That's not going to help."

The guy says, "It does help, it's the only way I can see the numbers."
Interesting Videos

Memory the last Ourselves

Memories are the last private and intimate pieces
of ourselves that haven't been uploaded.
Memory the last Ourselves

Digital Scenery

''Boardwalk Empire'' showing the digital special effects
used to create the scenery
Digital Scenery

Fun Facts
Water dissolves more substances than any other liquid. Wherever it travels, water carries chemicals, minerals, and nutrients with it.

Mature Comedy

Saddest HJ in America

It is no secret that the longer you were married, the less exciting
your sex life becomes. Louis CK 's sex life has reached new lows.
Saddest HJ in America

What Is a Virgin

Embarrassing question - funny explanation
What Is a Virgin

Humor from the Forum

Nosey Pepper


What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Fun Facts
You might think that graffiti is a relatively new urban movement - but the act actually dates back thousands of years. Messages such as ‘Staphylus was here’, 'Phileros is a eunuch!' and 'I screwed the barmaid' were written on walls in the Italian city of Pompeii and preserved when it was buried by volcanic ash. The word 'grafitti' comes from the Italian 'graffiato', meaning scratched.

Creative Videos

Interactive Still Life

Interactive Still Life is a gallery piece that takes
traditional still life painting into a new dimension.
Interactive Still Life

Creative Firewall

An interactive media interface sensitive to depth
that creates fire-like visuals and plays music.
Creative Firewall

Comedy News Videos

Biden's Sexy Bodyguards

Joe Biden has replaced his Secret Service detail.
Biden's Sexy Bodyguards

Biden Makes Women Hotter

Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make
every American woman beach-ready.
Biden Makes Women Hotter

Fun Facts
George Washington had to borrow money to go to his own inauguration.

Harvard's original name was Cambridge. It only changed when John Harvard donated 400 books

Doing things the Fun Way

Kluge

A witty, yet inelegant solution that succeeds
in performing a particular task
Kluge

The Higgs Wine Opener

An awesome needlessly complicated mechanical
marvel that would make Rube Goldberg proud.
The Higgs Wine Opener

Funny Joke from the Forum

One-liners - Woman's point of View


Behind every successful woman is herself
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels
A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career
So many men, so few who can afford me
Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time

Creative Video

Earths Finery

A compilation of beautiful moments from nature, scenery, animals.
Earths Finery

Clown Noses at Burning Man

An entertaining look at the people and the celebration
of burning man with the help of clown noses.
Clown Noses at Burning Man

Stupid Laws
It is against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within Tremonton, Utah

Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months.

Skit Comedy

Humorous Letdown

In a humorous bar scene these guys get their
hopes up only to have them dashed
Humorous Letdown

Just Apologize

Heart warming humor from Louis CK as he
teaches his kids a lesson in life.
Just Apologize

Humor from the Forum

City Girl visiting the Farm


A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the former approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.

Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.

Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.

Interesting Videos

The beat of New York City

Thomas Noesner, took his camera and strolled
through the streets of ''The City''
The beat of New York City

Camino del Rey

Originally built in 1901, Camino del Rey
is a mere 3 feet in width with a 1000 foot drop
Camino del Rey

Fun Facts
Early Christians kissed one another in highly specific settings that distinguished them from non-Christian population. The earliest Christian reference to the ritual kiss is at the end of I Thessalonians: “Greet one another with a holy kiss.

Classic Humor Videos

Spiders on Drugs

A humorous look at the different kind of webs
spun by spiders on pharmaceuticals.
Spiders on Drugs

Big Decks

IThe guys sit around and compare their decks
Big Decks

Humor from the Forum

Just Waiting for Me to Die


"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!

Comedy Videos

No Greater Threat to Women

Apparently there is no greater threat to the health
and well-being of women than dating men.
No Greater Threat to Women

Come to America

There are a lot of things to love about America.
Just ask comedian Doug Stanhope.
Come to America

Funny, Strange, and Useless News

Distraction from the Daily Grind Videos

Satisfaction

Hand tools are sexy!
Satisfaction

You Turn Me On

Exercise does a body good
...and here's a little motivation to get you started
You Turn Me On

Fun Facts
Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Political Satire Videos
Region Limited

Bug Protein

According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
Bug Protein

But It Can Be Again

It has been said that the first step to resolving a problem
is recognizing that there is a problem.
But It Can Be Again

Humor from the Forum

What do you call

What do you call an impotent lizard?

Answer:
A reptile dysfunction

Strange Videos

Mr Blow-up

Comparatively speaking
you are not so weird after all
Mr Blow-up

Seriously Strange

Guy shows off muscles that look
- well just have a look.
Seriously wtf Dude

Fun Facts
In the on-line dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.” According to Ann Rule, about 3% of men are psychopaths, fortunately only a tiny percentage are serial killers.

Comedy News
Region Limited

ISIS Age

The seemingly unstoppable militant extremist group ISIS is trying to establish a united Islamic state, but do they really know how much paperwork that will require?
ISIS Age
Region Limited

A National Conversation on Race

The deadly shooting of Michael Brown leads to calls for a frank and honest discussion about race in America.
A National Conversation on Race

Humor from the Forum

Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first old lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the size of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper too, holding out her hands to show the size of onions she could buy for a penny.

The third old lady smiled and said , "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

Creative Videos

Manhattan

City lights, city life time lapse video
Manhattan

Unique Musical Genius

Linsey Pollak plays a variety of unique musical instruments
in this video clip from his show ''Passing Wind''.
Unique Musical Genius

Fun Facts
The biological sign for the female sex, a circle placed on top of a small cross, is also the symbol for the planet Venus. The symbol is believed to be a stylized representation of the Roman goddess Venus’ hand mirror

Skit Comedy

The Lively Mrs Brown

Agnes Brown she tries to find herself a date for Valentine's Day.
The Lively Mrs Brown

You Need a Form for That?

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek look at the
proliferation of government forms.
You Need a Form for That?

Funny Joke from the Forum

yadot rorrim


Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.


(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

Stand-up Comedy

Women Drivers and Men's Weakness

Are men better drivers than women, if so why do men get more tickets. All is explained in this humorous skit about Georgia courts.
Women Drivers and Men's Weakness

Screw You Movies

In the USA we are used to Hollywood thrillers where the hero always wins. But that's not the point of the screw you movie.
Screw You Movies

Fun Facts
Rodin’s famous statue The Kiss was originally titled Francesca da Rimini and depicts the thirteenth-century woman in Dante’s Inferno who falls in love with her husband’s younger brother Paolo. Their lips do not actually touch, hinting at their eventual doom.

The kiss of life (breath of God) and the kiss of death (Judas’ kiss) are powerful literary and artistic symbols. Sixteenth century authors were especially likely to use them as sexual metaphors

On Population

The 59th Minute

Scientist David Suzuki uses a exponential growth demonstration to explaine why most scientists believe we are in the final decades of humanity’s ability to survive ecological disaster.
The 59th Minute

Stanhope on Overpopulation

Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his
view on what is really affecting the climate.
Stanhope on Overpopulation

Humor from the Forum

Irish Wedding Reception


Recently at an Irish wedding reception someone yelled… ''Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made their life worth living''.

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Comedy Monologues

USA vs UK Violence

A British comedy show asks if the US is more
violent than the UK - Doug Stanhope has the answer.
USA vs UK Violence

Taco Misunderstanding

Humorous story of international differences
as a South African goes for taco.
Taco Misunderstanding

Fun Facts
In England in 1576, 10-year-olds were allowed to marry.

Skit Comedy

Juggalo Dating

A humorous spoof of online dating sites
It's juggla-love at first whoop.
Juggalo Dating

Home-made Air-stream

Handyman extraordinaire, shows you how to make your very own
Air-stream using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer.
Homemade Airstream

Quotes
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)

Our World Videos

Deep Deep Water

In the deepest parts of the oceans there are ecosystems
with more diversity than a tropical rainforest.
Deep Deep Water

Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
Trip to the North Pole

Fun Facts
In 1899 the frequency or heartbeat of the earth called the Schumann Cavity Resonance was discovered. The frequency was constant at 7.8 Hertz per second.

In 1998 it was recorded at 10 hertz per second. Meaning the world is speeding up.

Funny Animals

Cats Stealing Dog Beds

Cats can be furry little jerks.So when a cat decides to
sleep in the bed of a dog, it's done to irritate the dog.
Cats Stealing Dog Beds

Game Lizard

Bearded dragon lizard takes a keen interest
in a video game called crush the ants.
Game Lizard

Humor from the Forum

Waldo


Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Funny Videos

Wal-Mart Cheer

It's likely a little difficult to get people motivated when they work for Wal-Mart - maybe this cheer will help.
Wal-Mart Cheer

Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered

The illegal sport where shady gamblers bait disgruntled
wives and husbands to fight.
Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered

Fun Facts
Research shows that men know they’re falling in love after just three dates, but women don’t fall in love until around the 12th date.

Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.

More Funny Animals

Elephant With Good Aim

Possibly annoyed that it cannot leave its enclosure an elephant
lets loose with a volley of poop hitting a zoo visitor.
Elephant With Good Aim

Crazy Guy And A Crocodile

Definitely within striking distance
Crazy Guy And A Crocodile

Humor from the Forum

A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


Skit Comedy

The Antique Shop

Wonder why people charge so much for
the junk in antique shops? We've got the answer.
The Antique Shop

Be A Cop

Tired of your desk job watch this humorous
recruitment ad for joining the police force.
Be A Cop

Fun Facts
The average height of a woman in the U.S. is approximately 5 feet 6 inches, and the average weight is about 169 pounds.

Women aged 20-29 are nearly 32 pounds heavier on average in 2010 compared to 1960.



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