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Funny Videos

Bikini and Nun Prank

What do you say to a nun in a bikini?
The look on people's faces is priceless .
Bikini and Nun Prank

Euphemisms Ignored


A little office humor to brighten your day.
Euphemisms Ignored

Nature

Crystal Clear Fiji

Underwater footage shot in the Fiji islands with colorful
coral reefs, crystal clear water, an amazing variety of tropical fish.
Crystal Clear Fiji

Manta Acrobatics

Amazing video of manta rays leaping out of the ocean,
flipping or flying, and splashing back down again
Manta Acrobatics

Funny Joke from the Forum

Grave Humor

As a bagpiper, I play many places. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends,
so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods I got lost , and maybe it's a man thing,
but I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone.
There were only the diggers and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the grave and looked down.
The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and gathered around. I played out my heart and soul
for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before
for this homeless man.

As I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,we all wept together.
When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low,
my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before
and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....

Comedy News and Satire
Region Limited

That Thing They Said They're Not Doing?

Despite claims to the contrary, the N.S.A. routinely monitors
the phone calls and e-mail of American citizens.
That Thing They Said They're Not Doing? They're Totally Doing

Brain-Dead Teens

The parents Caitlin have decided to end her life, saying
she can do nothing but lay on the couch and whine .
Brain-Dead Teens

Fun Facts
Kissing may have originated when mothers orally passed chewed solid food to their infants during weaning. Another theory suggests kissing evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others’ pheromones for biological compatibility.

Northern Lights Videos

All of the Lights

Tromsø is a special place full of scenic wonder
with its amazing fjords, mountains and northern lights.
All of the Lights

Understanding Aurora Borealis

The science behind the northern lights
Understanding Aurora Borealis

Funny Joke from Dixie

He said - She said


He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

Musical Madness Videos

Pumped Up Parody

Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake
breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.
Pumped Up Parody

Its Not Easy Being White

Funny song about the downside of being white.
Its Not Easy Being White

Fun Facts
The world’s first novel, The Tale of Genji, was published in Japan around A.D. 1000 by female author Murasaki Shikibu

Comedy Videos

Do I Command You

Humorous comedy skit dealing with family
and all its idiosyncrasies
Do I Command You

Flaming Idiot

A humorous comedy skit pointing out the difference between
flaming homosexuals and normal homosexuals
Flaming Idiot

Humor from the Forum

All in how you Ask


Jack and Max are walking from religious service.
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son.
By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

Stand-up Comedy Videos

What you get With Basic Life

There are a lot of awesome things you get with a
basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.
What you get With Basic Life

The Difference Between Men and Women

Standup comedy on the differences between men and women.
The Difference Between Men and Women

Fun Facts
The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.

Creative Videos

Team Oracle Sailing

Flying over the waves on foils at 40 kn
is what it takes to win the America's Cup.
Team Oracle Sailing

Colorful Dubai Time Lapse

A creative time-lapse video of Dubai showing
off some colorfully lighted features.
Colorful Dubai Time Lapse

Funny Joke from the Forum

The Jester


The jester struggles to free himself...

but he is up to his knees in muck. With each nervous joke he sinks deeper and deeper, "Oh my god, I'm in quip sand!"

Pranks

Car Crash Prank

The best pranks are the pranks that make people think they're losing their mind. This prank definitely leaves people scratching their head.
Car Crash Prank

Automatic Ticket Prank

A guy in a phony automatic ticket box flashing passersby and some curious reactions.
Automatic Ticket Prank

Hugging Strangers Prank

What happens when people think they're going to be hugged but at the last moment the hugger veers off. A couple of comedians freaking some strangers out with unwanted hugs.
Hugging Strangers Prank

Fun Facts
The oldest known rocks on Earth, called the Nuvvuagittuq Belt on the coast of the Hudson Bay in Northern Quebec, date back 4.28 billion years

Internet

Why Net Neutrality Matters

An entertaining explanation of why net neutrality matters. This is what surfers will be seeing, and won't be seeing, if we lose net neutrality.
Why Net Neutrality Matters

Comcast Doesn't Care

A funny parody of Comcast's attitude towards their customers
Comcast Doesn't Care

Funny Joke from the Forum

An Englishman and a Welshman in the bakery


The Englishman whisks three shortbread biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.

The Englishman says to the Welshman: "You see how clever I am..? You'll never beat that..!"

The Welshman says to the Englishman: "Watch this, a Welshman is always more clever than an Englishman".

He says to the baker, "Give me one of your delicious biscuits please and I can show you a magic trick..!"

The baker gives him the biscuits which the Welshman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuits for my magic trick."

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuits... " The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Welshman eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"

The Welshman says:...... "Now Look in the Englishman's pocket.

Funny Videos

Greetings Aliens

35 years ago, we received a signal from space. Stephen Colbert
delivers a humorous message on behalf of humankind.
Greetings Aliens

Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
And you could be in debt the rest of your life
Grad School Scam

Fun Facts
Scientists are now eagerly studying Turritopsis dohrnii, a species of jellyfish that can age to an adult and then go through a reverse-aging process reverting itself back to a baby. It can repeat this cycle indefinitely.

Adventure

Manila Urban Downhill Run

Downhill racers thread the needle in the woods regularly,
but changing to a cityscape for urban races ups the ante
Manila Urban Downhill Run

Underwater Odyssey of Art

Video documentry detailing the changes to the Silent Evolution installation and the process behind Jason deCaires Taylor works.
Underwater Odyssey of Art

Humor from the Forum

A woman’s Anger


A woman’s anger is like a Check Engine light...

There’s no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.


Funny Videos

Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video

Funny video of the sheriff's department weapons training.
Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video

Older Folks Playing Pranks

A very funny video of some seniors leaving Young folks in shock.
Older Folks Playing Pranks

Fun Facts
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.

Humour classics

New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School''
redone, remixed, and set to music.
New-Wave and Old-School

Never Felt Better

A humorous comedy short featuring the lively Mrs. Brown.
A conversation about retirement homes.
Never Felt Better

Humor from the Forum

Irish Smiles


Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.

Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."

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Interesting Videos

Trained Killers

Kittens at play demonstrate the journey from
cute fluffball to mini predator.
Trained Killers

Abandoned Track Adventure

An Adventure based on a slightly strange device called a Rail Rider,
basically a go-kart designed to run on railroad tracks.
Abandoned Track Adventure

Fun Facts
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.

Creative Videos

North

This is a short film is about how Svalbard, became increasingly linked
to developments in climate science, and climate change.
North

Within Worlds

As though you are traveling in the midst of a dream,
half-sleeping, half-waking, touching heaven and earth.
Within Worlds

Humor from the Forum

Meatloaf Underwear


My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.

On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love"

...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."

Funny Videos

Meeting The In-laws

A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents
and commits a bit of a faux pas.
Meeting The In-laws

Funny British Guard

British guard pretends to pose then exchanges cutout of
himself in underwear for a unforgettable picture.
Funny British Guard

Fun Facts
In 1938 Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel sold all rights to the comic-strip character Superman to their publishers for $130.

Funny Animated Videos

Clammer Jammer

Nothing wrong with a little competition for that special someone.
Clammer Jammer

Toontastic Tongue Twister

A classic cartoon featuring one of the best
tongue twister segments of all time..
Toontastic Tongue Twister

Interesting Location Videos

Amazing Natural Crystal Cathedral

Far underground in Mexico, are the largest crystals ever discovered.
Amazing Natural Crystal Cathedral

Secret Garden

In a place you would never suspect,
there is a secret garden.
Secret Garden

Humor from the Forum

Lying


Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.

Funny Videos

They Just Don't Know It yet

Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow.
Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.
They Just Dont Know It yet

Brass and Magic

An entertaining comedy skit featuring a brass septet
and some magic and Austrian style humour.
Brass and Magic

Manhole Prank

You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and
a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.
Manhole Prank

Fun Facts
In 1899 the frequency or heartbeat of the earth called the Schumann Cavity Resonance was discovered. The frequency was constant at 7.8 Hertz per second.

In 1998 it was recorded at 10 hertz per second. Meaning the world is speeding up.

Funny Videos

The Animals Are Talking Again

...and we can understand what the animals are saying.
The Animals Are Talking Again

Wallyworld the Musical

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code.
- just kidding -
Wallyworld the Musical

Humor from the Forum

My New Job


When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary

But he said ''paltry'' and '' inadequate'' were already taken.

Beauty of Nature Videos

The Amazing Blue Whale

The largest creature that has ever existed.
The Amazing Blue Whale

A Web Drama Of Sorts

This one has been around for millions of years
A Web Drama Of Sorts

Fun Facts
Humans have three color receptors in their eyes, goldfish have four, and mantis shrimp have ten.
All shrimp are born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature.
The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

Creative Videos

Come Together Mash up

A musical mash up featuring a Beatles classic
set to classic movie scenes
Come Together Mashup

Strange Thoughts

Humerous, sexy spoof about an animal lover.
Strange Thoughts

Humor from the Forum

Old Goats


A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

Comedy News Videos
Region Limited

ThreatDown - All-Bear Edition

America faces the triple threat of leisure-time bears, gay bears and Pyros the hyper-promiscuous bear.
ThreatDown - All-Bear Edition
Region Limited

Obama's Senioritis

Fox News pundits criticize Obama for vacationing in Martha's Vineyard while the immigration crisis continues.
Obama's Senioritis

Fun Facts
In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.

Political Satire
Region Limited

God It's Me

Jessica Williams explains the particulars of the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case, and Jason Jones takes advantage of the liberties of corporate personhood.
God It's Me
Region Limited

(500) Crazies of Summer

The fun of summer abruptly ends when an immigration crisis, growing threats from ISIS, the resurgence of Israeli-Palestinian violence and a scandal at the CDC all emerge.
(500) Crazies of Summer

Humor from the Forum

Two blondes and a hammer


Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

Comedy News Videos

Convincing People They Are Dead

The Onion reviews the latest Social Security scam.
Convincing People They Are Dead

The FaceBook Connection

The CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook,
declares it the most effective operation ever.
The FaceBook Connection

Fun Facts
The name 'Arctic' comes from a Greek word meaning 'near the bear'.

Funny Videos

Funny Parody Sexy and...

Rolls of laughter, heavyweight humor, an ocean of motion
are pretty good descriptions of this parody.
Funny Parody Sexy

Sound of Cylons

A parody of Simon and Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence
Sound of Cylons is a tribute to an old science fiction series.
Sound of Cylons

Humor from the Forum

Romance Novel


He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.”

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily.

My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes.

My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.

This is a man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no’ for an answer. A man who would look into my soul and say … “Okay, ma’am,” said a voice. “All done.”

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse.

“You can board your flight now.”

Classic Comedy

You can't say that

Things you can say about your.... but not your girlfriend.
You can't say that

Party Quirks

what if all your guests showed up with an agenda.
And you had to figure it out.
Party Quirks

Humor from the Forum

5 Amazingly Simple Home Remedies


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Humorous Parody Videos

NSA Recrutement Ad

An amusing video commercial parody for the NSA
done in the style of a late-night TV ad for phone hotlines.
NSA Recrutement Ad

Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Sir David Attenborough, narrates an organised
brawl between European football thugs.
Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Quotable Quotes

Will Rodgers


Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Creative Videos

Fallen Art

A group of military officers nurture their insanity.
Fallen Art

Descendants

Attaining the unattainable and the realization that
something good can evolve from something evil
Descendants

Fun Facts
Being in love creates high levels of dopamine and norepinephrine.
The despair associated with unrequited love is do to falling levels of dopamine.
To increase dopamine levels, exercise and spend some time in sunlight.

Situation Comedy

Cinco Urinal Shower

Are you a busy traveler that needs to freshen up at the airport? Just use a bungee cord to clamp this versatile shower-head to the urinal.
Cinco Urinal Shower

Antiques Roadshow - Chekhov's Gun

In this humorous parody the Antiques Road Show appraises a still-loaded pistol once owned by Anton Chekhov.
Antiques Roadshow - Chekhov's Gun

Humor from the Forum

Groaners


1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

Classic Stand-up Comedy

Drunk Chicks

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Chris D'elia pokes fun at the way drunk women sound.
Drunk Chicks

Hedberg Just for Laughs

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Mitch Hedberg shares a little of the humor that made him famous.
Hedberg Just for Laughs

Fun Facts
Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.

Messing With Kittens

A breeder decided to record a video while waving an object in front of kittens. Each one showed the curiosity and reflexes for which they famous.
Messing With Kittens

Curious Pallas Cat

A curious Pallas cat checks out the camera that has been placed in it's habitat.
Curious Pallas Cat

Humor from the Forum

Internet Addiction


My internet addiction is so bad...

Its alt of ctrl.




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