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Stand-up Comedy
Taco Truck at 1 AM Taco Truck at 1 AM

If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.


Fun Facts

When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.


Silver Surfers Class Silver Surfers Class

At the Silver Surfers Training class Tracy Ullman teaches senior citizens the fine points of how to troll on the Internet.


Humor from the Forum
Free Drinks

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available."


Stand-up Comedy
Male Versus Female Brain Male Versus Female Brain

Dara, a British comedian who's famous for being a little bit on the nerdy side, explains the difference between male brains and female brains.


Improvisational Comedy
improv: What You Can't Say at a Funeral improv: What You Can't Say at a Funeral

Humorous Ad lib. comedy a skit called things you cannot say a funeral and things you cannot say about weight loss. Both these touchy subjects are treated with humorous irreverence by the humorists on Whose Line Is It. .


Funny Joke from the Forum
Before You Call

Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up


War Is the Answer War Is the Answer

A humorous comedy routine with a twist. Comedian makes the case that despite our numerous denials, war is the answer and to make her point she wishes everyone a happy Fourth of July.


What Have We Become What Have We Become

Sometimes when reality reflects fantasy it is not a good thing


Fun Facts

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.


Funny
Arguing on the Net Arguing on the Net

The longer you argue with someone on the Internet the more likely this is to happen


Humerous Pranks
A Little Help Please A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.


Fun Facts

The name ‘Viking means ‘a pirate raid’ in the Old Norse language.


Stand-up Comedy Videos
Half Dead Half Dead

Louis CK has come to the realization that at 40 years old, statistically speaking his life is half over. A short humorous standup comedy routine about midlife crisis.


Angry Ocean
Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Out in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.


Funny Joke from the Forum
A Genie Joke

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"

POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside."

POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him. He then tells the genie his third and last wish.

"I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.


Swedish Humor
A Magical Banana A Magical Banana

Comedy and magic combined in a hilarious skit about learning the art of magic


Creative
The Present The Present

“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.


Fun Facts

Absolut Vodka used to belong to Sweden's government, until they sold it in 2008 for US$8.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.


Comedy
No Greater Danger to Women No Greater Danger to Women

Statistically speaking, there is no greater danger to the health and well being of women than men.


Stand-up Comedy on Malls
Ghettoest Mall Ever Ghettoest Mall Ever

Comedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.


Fun Facts

The English word "girl" was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.


Angry Ocean
Heading Out In a Storm Heading Out In a Storm

When you are the rescue ship there is no waiting until the storm blows over.


Humor from the Forum
A Question That Completely Ruined the Moment

One day my wife was out shopping and I was watching our children ages five and two. My son was playing with the dog. My daughter, the two year old, was playing with her Barbie.

She and Barbie were having a little coffee get-together. I thought it was very nice of her to offer me a cup of coffee, and happily accepted even though it was just water.

After several cups and lots of praise for such delicious coffee, my wife came rolling in with the groceries. She watched as my daughter brought in other cup of coffee, started laughing, and asked me how many cups I'd drank.

When I admitted that I was waterlogged from all the coffee, my wife broke into hysterical laughter. Through the tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks she asked me a question that completely ruined that precious moment forever.

'

Did it ever occur to you', she said, 'that the only place a baby can reach water is the toilet?'


Humor And Commentary
Rod Serling on Censorship Rod Serling on Censorship

In some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.


Creative
About Dating About Dating

Ask people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.


Animated Shorts
None of That None of That

From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..


Quotable Quotes
Friedrich Nietzsche

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.


Stand-up Comedy Videos
Entering Australia Entering Australia

Going through customs when entering Australia is a lot different than most of the countries in this humorous comedy skit.


Humor from the Forum
A Daughter Asks Her Dad...

A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”


Different Drummer
Out in the Woods Out in the Woods

Looking at this reminds me that I need to get out and Party more often


Looking back and Laughing
Ross Sisters Ross Sisters

Long ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.


Strange Laws

In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.


Improvisational Humor
Scenes from a Hat Aisha Scenes from a Hat Aisha

A humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.


SNL Comedy
Marry a Mermaid Marry a Mermaid

A marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).


Humor from the Forum
What’s an Echo?

Son:   ''Dad, What’s an echo?''

Father:   ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''


Stand-Up Comedy
Auto Check-Out Auto Check-Out

Bill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount


Humor from the Forum
Getting the Last Word

John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"

Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?

"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".


Inspirational Videos
Heaven and Hell Heaven and Hell

Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.


Stand-up Comedy Classics
New-Wave and Old-School New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.


Fun Facts

Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.


Stand-up Comedy
Terror Levels Threat Levels

It's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.


SNL Comedy
Zoo Photographer - SNL Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.


Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte


Classic Funny Videos
Hi-tech Delicious Hi-tech Delicious

Fruity names for hi-tech devices?


Stand-up Comedy
Still Alive Still Alive

Louis CK is another comedian that's feeling old. At 18 you can vote, at 21 you can drink, at 47 you can just keep doing whatever - no one cares.


Animals and Laughs
Throw the Tennis Ball Throw the Tennis Ball

Is he rooting for the tennis player, or does he just wants someone to throw the tennis ball.


Fun Facts

In 1784 Henery Shrapnel invented a hollow cannon ball that would be filled with shot and gun powder,and exploded over the enemies


Funny Pranks
Topographically Superior Topographically Superior

This map has one big advantage it is topographically superior.


Funny Joke from the Forum
My Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.

...and she thinks she's funny!


Stand-up Comedy
I Love the  ish I Love the ish

Stand-up comedy about living in Britain for 11 years and adapting to the British lifestyle. In Japan it either is or it is not; there is no concept of ...-ish..


Humor and Reason
If That Then This If That Then This

Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrong


Fun Facts

The science of kissing is called philematology

One theory suggests kissing may have evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others pheromones for biological compatibility.


Drug Company Hearing - SNL Drug Company Hearing - SNL

Ever stop and think that some of names drug companies give medications sound an awful lot like African-American names?


Oneliners
Confucius say...

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

A man with sharp tongue cuts own throat.

It’s OK for sh*t to happen, it will decompose.

The greatest of whales helpless in the middle of the desert.

War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

Man who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say “Those who quote me are fools.”


Improvisational Humor
Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions

In this segment improvisations include scenes from a movie hillbilly style, sportscasters working at home, and divorce Dr. Zeus style.


Relaxing Nature
Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Nudibranchs are ocean dwelling slugs that come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes. This video will create some appreciation for their beauty.


Fun Facts

Elephants have 3 times the number of neurons that humans have, and no-one knows why they aren't smarter than us.


Comedy
Fluffy Doing Puffy Fluffy Doing Puffy

While on a 50 state tour sponsored by Comedy Centra Gabriel Iglesias's comedy tour bus was stopped by immigration crossing the border into Arizona and being stopped by immigration. .


Humor from the Forum
Irish Smiles

Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.

Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."


Fun Facts

The biological sign for the female sex, a circle placed on top of a small cross, is also the symbol for the planet Venus. The symbol is believed to be a stylized representation of the Roman goddess Venus’ hand mirror


Comedy Videos
Do I Command You Do I Command You

Humorous comedy skit dealing with family and all its idiosyncrasies


Animated
Nervous Alien Nervous Alien

Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.


Funny Joke from the Forum
An Engineer's love life

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, ''I like both.''

''Both?''

Engineer: ''Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.''


Stand-up Comedy
Calling BS Calling BS

A stand-up comedy monologue about calling BS when you hear something outrageous.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.


Creative
The Smoke Seller The Smoke Seller

A mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a little village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But smoke and mirrors can make one believe for a little while..


Creative Videos
Wheel of Death: Cirque du Soleil Wheel of Death: Cirque du Soleil

Spellbinding circus acrobatics from Cirque du Soleil featuring the wheel of death.


Humor and Commentary
Scientific Studies Scientific Studies

John Oliver humorously explains why media outlets so often report untrue or incomplete information as science. An unfortunate truism of science is that all of the rewards are for discovery - there are no prizes for fact checking.


Humor from the Forum
Write an essay.

The teacher said to his class, "Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the title ' If I was a Millionaire ''.

Everyone began to write furiously ... except Philip, who leaned back with arms folded.

"What's the matter" the teacher asked, "Why don't you begin ? "

"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.


What Women Want What Women Want

A hapless modern romantic gets a little help from Cyrano de Bergerac to win the woman.


Funny Animal Videos
Cats Give Breast Exams Cats Looking for a Soft Spot

It seems that kneading a soft object is a relaxing activity for cats as they often purr contentedly and zone out. With that in mind, here are some videos of cats giving breast exams.


Fun Facts

Water is used in rice fields to prevent weeds. Rice doesn't actually need that much water, but since it can thrive in such conditions, whereas weeds cannot, it's a natural protection against them.


Creative Videos
Nina Salerosa Nina Salerosa

A magical underwater kingdom - film by Joe Romeiro.


Humour from the Forum
I renamed my toilet

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day

That way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning. (gym)


Understanding the Internet
Symbiotic Thought Germs Symbiotic Thought Germs

If it seems to you that every conversation on the Internet is extremely polarized; you are probably correct. But is designed that way or is it just natural evolution of thought.


Fun Facts

The wars between Romans and Persians lasted about 721 years, the longest conflict in human history.


Angry Ocean
Tossed about on the Waves Tossed about on the Waves

At almost 300 foot this ship is designed to handle some of the largest waves the Atlantic can throw at it. But even while it survives waves. It looks like the toy being tossed about in a bathtub..


Stand-up Comedy
Weed and Texting Weed and Texting

Smoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes it humorous.


Humor from the Forum
Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".


Counterculture Comedy
Don't Want to Know the Gender Don't Want to Know the Gender

A feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It's a humorous situation as she goes out of her way not to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.


Fun Facts

Janis Joplin left $2,500 in her will for her friends to “have a ball after I’m gone.”


Symmetry Symmetry

Symmetry is one of the most fundamental principles of nature, and also forms the basis of music.


Standup Comedy
Kings English and Sacrifice Kings English and Sacrifice

One thing about Eddie Izzard's humorous comedy routines is that he makes history entertaining and people come away having learned something.


Creative
i-Diot i-Diot

Is our happiness is based on things we don’t need?


Funny Joke from the Forum
yadot rorrim

Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.

(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)


Interesting
Going to a Flood Going to a Flood

In Australia during the middle of the flood, the fire department got called out to a fire and I'm not going to let a little water stop them.


Humorous Videos
Fun Day at the Boat Launch Fun Day at the Boat Launch

Some good old boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to help, find that pulling a vehicle out of the ocean isn't easy.


Fun Fact

The symbols + (addition) and – (subtraction) came into general use in the 1400's.


Will Make you Smile
Kids On Dating Problems Kids On Dating Problems

Sounding oh so adult, some young ladies contemplate the reasons why the guy is playing hard to get.


Fun Facts

The first on-line transaction ever was Stanford students buying marijuana from MIT students.


Funny Videos
Parking Police Parking Police

What do you do when a couple of cops in speedos give you a parking ticket for being on the beach too long.


Musical Humor
Pandering Pandering

This humorist says if you are writing music honestly he would never bash that. A humorous parody of the modern version of a country song.


Had a Bad Day
Big Splash Big Splash

Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes


Humor from the Forum
My Wife Threw a Bottle

My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.


Interesting Science
Males vs. Females Males vs. Females

In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.


Stand-up Comedy
TV Doctors TV Doctors

Not a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.


Fun Facts

The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld.


Sketch Comedy
Worst Trainride Ever Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.


Comedy
Honest University Commercial Honest University Commercial

Parody of all those University commercials that try and get you to come to their school.


Humor from the Forum
Old Goats

A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!


Comedy
Alien Imposters Alien Impostors

Aliens have invaded the Earth and disguised themselves to look like humans in this comedy skit. The question is how do you tell the aliens from real people. Our heroes have found a unique solution.


Fun Facts

The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!




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