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Cheap Dates Cheap Dates

Many Asians lack an enzyme in their biological makeup that helps them process alcohol and so become intoxicated fairly easily.


Tornado of Fire Tornado of Fire

An awe-struck filmmaker witnessed one of nature's rarest phenomena - a fire tornado. Fire tornado's are one of nature's most intimidating spectacles, a swirling 30-metre high vortex of fire that sounds like a jet engine.


Humor from the Forum

Lousy at telling jokes.


My friends tell me that I'm lousy at telling jokes.

I always punch up the screw line.

Horse Likes Belly Scratched Horse Likes Belly Scratched

Horses like to have their belly scratched too. Recipient of the equine belly scratch shows his appreciation with a hind leg move.


Fun Facts

The English language originally delineated between women in different stages of life with the terms ''maiden,'' ''mother,'' and ''crone.'' A maiden referred to a young girl who was unmarried, a mother referred to a woman in her child-bearing years, and a crone described a post-menopausal woman.


What Kind of Arab Are You What Kind of Arab Are You

One of the few comedians today that can point out racial differences and make people laugh and feel good about it.


Humor from the Forum
Tell Me What You Want

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Clean my house.'


Playing Fetch by Themselves Playing Fetch by Themselves

Sometimes it's difficult to get a human to cooperate and throw the ball. These resourceful dogs have come up with a solution.


Humor from the Forum
Short Phunny Jokes

The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.

My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.

If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.


Flowers and Young Love Flowers and Young Love

Another humorous prank in which a young man with a bouquet of flowers is waiting for the girl of his dreams.


Fun Facts

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.


Comedy with Chelsea Peretti Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

In addition to performing as a standup comedy Chelsea Peretti works as a writer on ''Parks and Recreation''.


Humor from the Forum
A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never Thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, Seductive, and invincible.

No wait... I'm thinking of wine.



Doing Dumb Stuff
Blond Driver - Parking Fail Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Somehow this woman managed to get a license despite her obvious lack of driving skills.


Underwater Ice Cathedral Underwater Ice Cathedral

In the Arctic Ocean under the ice there exists a cathedral like structure. Divers treat us to a video of this unusual world.


Fun Facts

Mockingbirds can imitate any sound from a squeaking door to a cat meowing.


Astounding Fact Astounding Fact

Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked, ''What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?'' This is the video version of his answer.


Humor from the Forum
Ben Franklin

Early one stormy morning, Ben Franklin was outside with a kite in one hand, and the string in the other.

Deborah says: "Ben, what the heck are you doing out there in the rain?"

Ben says: "This dang kite won't stay in the air!"

Deborah says: "Have you thought about trying a little tail!"

Ben says: "That's what I suggested this morning and you told me to go fly a kite!"


Locked Out of His Room Locked Out of His Room

"A humorous situation arises as a man gets Locked out of his hotel room while trying to set out his dirty dishes for room service.


Fun Facts

Minus forty degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus forty degrees Fahrenheit.


They Call Her the Crusher They Call Her the Crusher

The most unique way of crushing a can that you will ever see


Humor from the Forum
Only Three Doors

An airline captain was working with a new blonde stewardess and the route they were flying had a layover.

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing and phoned the hotel.

The new stewardess answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

"There are only three doors," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one with a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


Caught Cheating Prank Caught Cheating Prank

Innocent men looking for a new clothes get a lot of grief when their wives and girlfriends notice red lipstick on their neck. When a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a smile, things get worse.


Fun Facts

Scientists believe that hair evolved for different reasons; for example, curly hair kept people cool in warm climates while straight care kept them warm in cool climates.


Not As Planned Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Funny Joke from tsr
Always wear clean Underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Florida Daily News comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


She's Got Me Dancing She's Got Me Dancing

A music video that is either retro, campy, freaky, or just weird. But no doubt, it is unique.


Humor from the Forum
Male or Female

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. But, it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


You Are about to Experience You Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley's stand-up comedy routine from the late late show you're about to experience a great four minutes of comedy


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Saving Stranded Dolphins Saving Stranded Dolphins

Amazing sight as about two dozen dolphin beached themselves at Arraial do Cabo in Brazil. Even more amazing was that the stranded Dolphin were rescued and returned to the sea.


Humor from the Forum
Running Away

After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.

The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he asked.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child.

' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'


Surfing Dogs Surfing Dogs

Life is good for these pooches


Fun Facts
Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved fish - anchovies
Coconut water can be used (in emergencies) as a substitute for blood plasma.

Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships

If you're sharing a computer with someone they could learn a lot about you using Google auto-complete.


Humor
Top 5 Internet Promises You Won't Keep

5. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already receive.

4. I resolve to back up hard drive daily... well, once a month, perhaps...

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!


The Gift Shoppe The Gift Shoppe

A humorous comedy sketch revealing how Brits view American television programs, with their repetition


Fun Facts

The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a woman who was 108 lbs.


Blind Date Fart Blind Date Fart

A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment.


Humor from the Forum
TSA to reduce Scrutiny of older flyers

In announcing the decision to reduce scrutiny of older fliers, The head of TSA was asked what the guidelines were for determining which passengers qualified.

Her response: Depends


Diving Fool Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Fun Facts

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most common job in 1900 was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesperson.


Soda Dogs Soda Dogs

Did I mention that they also speak Japanese.


Humor from the Forum
our dog suddenly began barking

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."


OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell

Some people think that getting older means slowing down, sitting on the porch, and watching the world go by. This lady blows a hole in that notion with her rendition of Highway To Hell!


Fun Facts

The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.


Key & Peele Offensive Boss Key & Peele Offensive Boss

Trying to get some feedback from minority employees before making a speech, this boss gets a whole lot of attitude instead. But as with most comedy videos there is a twist..


Humor from the Forum
Incentive

An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon.

Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother will be coming to live with you and your wife."


Be My Eyes Be My Eyes

Be the eyes for a blind person in need of help remotely through a live video connection if you are sighted or be assisted by the network of sighted users if you are blind


Fun Facts

In the U.S., Google searches for "why is my poop green" peak between 5 and 6 AM , while "how to roll a joint" peaks between 1 and 2 AM.


A Letter to Congress A Letter to Congress

Wilderness preservation in neither a right nor left issue. It is important to everyone who loves the outdoors.This film is a homage to Wallace Stegner and the words he wrote in his famous 'Wilderness Letter' to Congress in 1960.


Humor from the Forum
Navajo Wisdom…

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a recorder

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed, but he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"Watch out for these pricks. They have come to steal your land."


Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Magician Adam Wilber fools Penn & Teller in an entertaining bit of magic where he has a guy sign a one dollar bill which he turns into a one hundred bill complete with signature.


Notable Quotes

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain


So You Think I'm a Looser So You Think I'm a Looser

A humorous comeback as Al Bundy sets his bitter old grade-school teacher straight.


Funny Joke from the Forum
The Loyal Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.

The loyal wife replied, Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!?

I sure did, said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.


Massive Student Debt Massive Student Debt

Recent graduate wonders how his parents will ever pay off his student loan debt


Fun Facts

The rock at the summit of Mount Everest is marine limestone and would have been deposited on the sea-floor around 450 million years ago.


Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"

A Northerner was apprehended by police in London today after walking around and saying ''Hello'' to strangers.


Humor from the Forum
Being over 60 ain't so bad:

- No one expects you to run into a burning building.

- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

- There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who's around.

- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they won't remember them.


Floating Redneck Fireworks Display Floating Redneck Fireworks Display

Engineered a floating fireworks display, redneck style to thrill the crowd.


Fun Facts

The Golden State Fence Company, hired to build part of the US-Mexico border wall, was fined US$5M for hiring illegal immigrant workers.


The Wily and Cunning TSA The Wily and Cunning TSA

This comedy skit has these terrorists wondering how in the TSA is so smart and cunning and blocks their every move.


Humor from the Forum
How many dogs does it take to change light bulb?

Australian Shepherd: I have a better idea... let's herd all the light-bulbs into one place.

Basset Hound: You go ahead. I'll just take a nap.

German Shepherd: I'm on it! Of course, I'll need to replace the light fixture and the wiring to bring everything up to code.

Golden Retriever: Who needs a lightbulb? Let's go outside and play fetch!

Labrador Retriever (Lab): Oh, me, me! Let me change all the light-bulbs!

Old English Sheep Dog: Huh? Who turned out the lights?

Pointer: There it is! What are you waiting for? There it is! Change it!


Schumer Sends a Prank Text Schumer Sends a Prank Text

While attending a celebrity dinner, Amy Schumer Sent a Prank Text to Katie Couric's Husband.


Fun Facts

In 1898, Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat drove the Jeantaud Duc car to the record speed of 39.24 miles per hour for the first offical land speed record.


World's Weirdest - Flatworm Mating World's Weirdest - Flatworm Mating

For flatworms, ''Who's your daddy?'' is a loaded question. In a bizarre bout lasting up to an hour, the first flatworm to stab and inseminate its mate becomes the father.


Humor from the Forum
How Long Should a Paper Be?

A professor when asked how long a paper should be, replied "It should be like a woman's skirt".

Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.


The CoverGirls! The CoverGirls!

Two CoverGirls, Sofia Vergara and Ellen became one, for a comedy skit and sexy makeup lesson that will make you laugh!


Fun Facts

The science-fiction series "Lost in Space" (set in the year 1997) premiered on CBS in 1965.


Keystone Cops on Broadway Keystone Cops on Broadway

Police in New York City do Keystone cops imitation as they try to corral a bunch of skateboarders.


Humor from the Forum
A man goes up to a A man goes up to a pharmacist

"Could you give me something to cure hiccups, please?"

The pharmacist leans over the counter and gives the man a good slap on the back. Then he asks, "Have they gone?"

The man replies, "My wife's waiting in the car, but I'll go and ask her."


Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and Harry Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and Harry

Rowan Atkinson plays a funeral priest in this humorous sketch about three friends, each of whom had limited senses and who perished together.


Fun Fact

WhatsApp co-founder Brian Acton was turned down for a job at Facebook. Five years later, Facebook purchased WhatsApp for US$19 billion.


Kilauea Volcano From Vent to Sea Kilauea Volcano From Vent to Sea

A helicopter overflight video of the lower East Rift Zone on June 14, 2018, around 6:00 AM, shows lava fountaining at fissure 8 feeding channelized lava flows that flow into the ocean.


Humor from the Forum
Following a little Advice

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only accurate way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and and looked around, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on.

She took him out to dinner and a movie, then took him to a motel for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already left. By the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit."


How to deal with a Cat in Heat How to deal with a Cat in Heat

Here's a simple trick to calm down your annoying cat in heat for an hour or two. Or get her fixed it's expensive and they are happier and less annoying.? A humorous video that includes more information than most people want to know about their cat.


Fun Facts

Americans spend an average of US$1,096 on coffee each year.


American Pie Explained American Pie Explained

Most people know the words to Don McLean's rock n' roll classic American Pie but if you know the meaning behind the words. The song is about a crossroads in American society, culture, and music.


Humor from the Forum
Short Funnies

My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler!


Alien Paternity Test Alien Paternity Test

A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.


Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem to date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.


Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight

Chinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.


Humor from the Forum
A Priceless Look

My wife and I were visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

You need to update, he said. People don’t waste money on silly newspapers anymore.

Here, you can use my iPad, if you can figure it out.

I tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it… and, the look on my son's face was priceless.


Happiest When Pretending Employees Happiest When Pretending to Work

Study: Employees happiest when pretending to work from home.


Humor from the Forum
When Balls Disappear?

What is it called when skin touches skin, hair touches hair & Balls Disappear?

Blinking Your Eyes.


I Think for Myself I Think for Myself

One of the most gifted minds of our time, fights the tendency for people to categorize others in terms of their own beliefs.


Fun Facts

Gratitude can boost dopamine and serotonin, just like antidepressants.


Parking Lot Incident Parking Lot Incident

A simple shopping trip goes horribly wrong in this humorous animation.


Humor from the Forum
Banking Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.


Old Folks Home WKUK Old Folks Home

A humorous sketch about striking gold at the old folks home - who knew they had so many party pharmaceuticals.


Humor from the Forum
Funny but True

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank

Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.


Royal Expert Royal Expert

A so-called Royal expert manages to fool most of the people including most of the news services, but it's hard to fool a British expatriate.


Humor from the Forum
Poor Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.


Technology Is Not Magic Technology Is Not Magic

What did we get from the science versus what do we get from magic, fables, and beliefs. This video highlights how far have we come in the last century, and what the next century holds for us.


Fun Facts

16% of iPhone users in the U.S. use a smart-phone with a broken screen.


Invisible London Invisible London

What would the world look like if you could see beyond the the rainbow? Filmed using an infrared camera, this is London as you’ve never seen it before.


Humor from the Forum
Price Check

One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.

Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.'

If that wasn't bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'


The Hot Chick The Hot Chick

When a hot girl comes into the store to buy computer parts, the sales assistants lose their voices and their minds. A humorous comedy sketch showing what happens when a beautiful woman comes into the room and tongue-tied guys try to keep it together.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.


Just A Standard White Guy Just A Standard White Guy

Wouldn't you like to know the story of...you? Hilarious series about finding out who you are through DNA test. And then what? What do you do with the information.


Humor from the Forum
"That's no excuse not to write to your mother."

Paddy and Maggy Dunn send their son, Neely, from Ireland to the United States to find a job and build a dream career. Off Neely sails on a freighter, earning his way across the Atlantic as a deckhand.

Upon arriving in the U.S., Neely sends his mam and pap a letter, explaining the glorious sights and sounds he beheld. As Neely searches for a job, his letters dwindle in frequency and, before long, cease altogether.

Paddy 'n Maggie are concerned, naturally, and send their second son, Liam, to the States to find Neely and see if he was okay. Off Liam sails.

Liam is so overwhelmed by the vastness of the U.S. that he has no idea how to find his brother. So he walks up to the nearest structure, knocks on the door, and asks, "Are ye Neely Dunn?"

"Yes," comes the reply from the porta-potty, "but I've run out of paper."

"That's no excuse not to write to yer mother!"


A Dog Defending His Fallen Owner A Dog Defending His Fallen Owner

A touching video proving that a dog's love conditional. This scene occurred in Colombia where the dogs owner has taken a tumble after hitting the bottle little too hard. But that doesn't matter; watch as this dog defends his owner.


Fun Facts

Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam’s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child’s breath.


A Random Connection A Random Connection

Basically random called two blokes who did not know each other, and connected them with each other, this is the resulting hilarious conversation.


Humor from the Forum
What do you call

What do you call an impotent lizard?

Answer: A reptile dysfunction


Wyoming Wildscapes Wyoming Wildscapes

Wyoming under dynamic light and weather events. This state is huge, so this video is only the beginning of what I have planned. Please check out my website for tons of Wyoming landscape photography.


Fun Facts

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.


Royal Wedding - SNL Royal Wedding - SNL

Footage from Prince Harry's wedding reception features a crazy cast of royals including Kate Middleton, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Prince William, Auntie Creepy and more.


Humor from the Forum
A Cargo Airplane Transporting Mental Patients

A cargo airplane is transporting patients from a mental hospital.

The patients are going all crazy in the cargo playing a soccer with an invisible ball. The pilot has had enough of it, tells the copilot to guide the plane, and goes in the back to make them stop the noise. They stop, the pilot returns to the cabin, but after 5 minutes, it starts all over again.

The pilot asks the co-pilot to give it a shot at calming the patients down. The co-pilot goes in the back, the noise stops, and he returns in the cabin.

Half an hour later, the plane is quiet. The pilot is impressed and asks the copilot how he did it.

The copilot replies: "I told them: soccer is not allowed indoors. You have to take it outside."


Eagle Steals Rabbit from a Fox Eagle Steals Rabbit from a Fox

Photographer Kevin Ebi captures a dramatic act of thievery when a bald eagle tried stealing a rabbit from a young red fox at San Juan Island National Historical Park.


Fun Facts

About 500 meteorites hit the Earth each year. The largest recent known meteorite was found at Grootfontein in Namibia, southwest Africa, in 1920. It measured 9 feet (2.75m) long and 8 feet (2.43m) wide.


Nursery For Men Nursery For Men

Ikea has created a place where women can leave their men while they shop: a sort of nursery for grown men.


Humor from the Forum
A lonely frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!     "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."


President Eisenhower's Warning President Eisenhower's Warning

We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.


Fun Facts
The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.


Things You Should Know About Genetics Things You Should Know About Genetics

An animated film that presents fundamental background information about genetics. An upbeat, fun educational short film to draw interest to this seemingly complex subject matter.


Scarred for Life Scarred for Life

Years of therapy cannot undo Stewy's breast-feeding trama. But at least you'll get a laugh out of it.


Fun Facts

Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.


Pele’s March to the Pacific Pele’s March to the Pacific

An unbelievable amount of lava is erupting from fissures on the Big Island of Hawaii! Twenty plus cracks are spewing red hot liquid rock, which is flowing downhill, destroying anything in it's path.


Humor from the Forum
Women sitting on a Bench

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"


Rehab Rehab

The addiction treatment industry is dangerously unregulated. John Oliver explains why many rehab programs should incorporate more evidence-based care and carefully reconsider their doctor-to-horse ratio.


Fun Facts

In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.

Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!


Shoot All Your Problems Away Shoot All Your Problems Away

It's a humorous, if ill timed musical. Goes without saying that the sarcasm is strong with this video. Still, sometimes it helps to look at things through the lens of humor. It's one way to start a conversation.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Scotch with two drops of water

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I'll have a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, as well.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'

Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, Out of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'


Good Book Good Book

A satirically hilarious song making the case that without the good book we would not have a moral compass.


Fun Facts

India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.


New Marijuana Study New Marijuana Study

The nation's top researchers concluded that you can't hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren't already.


Humor from the Forum
We learned how to make babies in school today!

A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this and asked, "What makes you so happy today?"

The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!"

Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.

"It's easy, Mom... you just drop the 'Y', and add 'I-E-S'," the daughter said.


Ship Beaching Ship Beaching

When ship has sailed its last route it's time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.


Fun Facts

Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.

Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.


Chicken Cam Chicken Cam

An ingenious idea for a camera stabilizer from a chicken.


Humor from the Forum
Chemists do it too...

Chemists do it organically and inorganically.

Electro-chemists do it with greater potential.

Polymer chemists do it in chains.

Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.

Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.


Creative
Walls Of Change Walls Of Change

This video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .



Fun Facts

The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.

The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.



Humor
Breaking News: Astroid Watch Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.



Humor from the Forum
Wife Returns Home Late

A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"



Stand-up Comedy
Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Most people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.

What's On The Green Screen What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what is being displayed behind you.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Getting Old

The best thing for you to do at your age is give up sex and alcohol."
Old man: "I don't deserve the best. What's the next best?"

Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."

Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.





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