Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Phobias WorkshopThis humorous sketch features phobias that are out of control and play on each other. Weird phobias no doubt, but it makes the laughter flow.
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system.
The MiserThe show starts with a few cards appearing, but in the end these everyone wondering from where all those cards came. Magic acts as part of the art of illusion often involve suspense. This routine call 'The Miser' also adds humor and song.
The Death of King GeorgeApparently King George V was euthanized, QI's panel manages a humorous discussion around the diary of the doctor attending the Kings death.
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Off-Limits GroupsIn comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.
When a Hot Girl Walks InYou know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up. This comedy skit is about that.
A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.
When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?
Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?
Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?
Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?
Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!
Daughter: I don't have any FDS.
Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...
Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!
Wire CuttersA chance encounter proves fateful for 2 robots mining on a desolate planet. An award winning student film created by Jack Anderson.
Old Black GuysAccording to this comedian old black guys stay carefree while old white man shout at you to get off the lawn and Latino men's stomach gets bigger and the arms grow shorter. .
The Anatomical Bust Every artist has to tackle breasts at some point in their career. A short film about a kid who’s struggling to draw the perfect anatomically correct bust. With the Internet there’s plenty of reference material!.
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. After all, housework was woman's work!
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished; some thing's up.
It turned out that Charley read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. :) Charley was too tired!
Comedy and JugglingJuggler attempts to juggle a bowling ball, an apple, and an egg, with hilarious results. There are a lot of humorous acts out there, but this one stands out for its interaction with the audience.
From Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.
A Humorous Song for AtheistsMost of the religions of the world have lots of beautiful music. But atheists have no songs.
A son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer.
The father lets son know that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave the son asks, ''Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?''
The father replies, ''I don't want them hitting on your mother after I'm gone!
Bawdy HospitalA hospital where euphemisms and double entendres ease the stress of caring for patients. But one Dr. just can't quite get the hang of the slang.
Light doesn’t always travel at ‘the speed of light’. It only goes at that speed (299,792,458 meters per second) when travelling through a vacuum; when it passes through matter, it slows down. The slowest light has ever been recorded moving at is a 38mph, while passing through an ultra cold gas of sodium atoms.
Food ChainBeing human is a pretty good deal, especially when you consider the alternative; anything else and you are in the food chain.
A Small Town in TennesseePeople living in a large city have no idea what life is like in small town rural America according to this comedian.
A man is weighing himself in the bathroom, sucking in his stomach ,when his wife comes in and says sarcastically, "That's not going to help."
The guy says, "You are wrong, it's the only way I can see the numbers."
Do Not Look into the EyesThis reactive Sculpture made by Erik Pirolt senses when people stop for a closer look and gives them a scare.
The world's first speeding ticket was issued to a motorist in 1896. The limit at the time was 2mph and he was going at 8mph.
Ocean 2.0Humorous tongue-in-cheek parody of a public service ad for a fictitious company United petroleum extolling the adaptability of the oceans to petroleum products.
Savor the MomentDogs and cats possess the secret to enjoying life. They're able to savour every single moment of the day
1. Have you noticed since everyone has a smart-phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
2. Have you noticed that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. Woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
3. Have you noticed that even though politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Anjelah Johnson - Not A LesbianIt would seem that there is a certain look or that makes women think other women are lesbian which for some reason includes ponytails, short fingernails, and Subarus. This comedian has that look and humorously recounts the surprise among her friends when she got married.
Eye of the StormEye of the Storm is a winter saga in Iceland. Storms are agents of change. While often destructive and unpredictable, they also demonstrate the unyielding power of nature.
China has the largest number of active cell phones of any country in the world.
Everyone Complains about PoliticiansLove him or hate him, George Carlin's comedy routines contained a truism, exaggerated for comedy effect, but a bit of truth nonetheless.
Asian StereotypesComedian Amy Anderson being of Asian descent but raised in the US has some humorous stories about what people expect of Asians.
Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
Al's Best InsultsRemembering a sitcom called Married... With Children with a few of Al Bundy's best insults
A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans
Balancing GoatsOriginally set out as a shelter, these goats decide to use this piece of tin to practice their balancing skills.
Thai Pile-driverThai construction workers know how to drive a piling into the ground with a bit of rhythm.
One True ReligionSteve Colbert and Steve Carell humorously debate the merits of Islam versus Christianity. After failing to come to an agreement on which religion is the one true religion, they end up with a pray-off in an effort to smite their opponents. .
The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!"
The rope left, tied his top end, fluffed out the fringe and reentered the bar.
The bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?"
"No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."
Brake Test German engineers stand in front of a 50 ton tank to show their confidence in the brake system they engineered.
On a Pangolin's MenueWith its giant claws, the pangolin is nature's backhoe. Add in a long, sticky tongue it is the scourge of the insect world.
Toontastic Tongue TwisterA classic cartoon featuring one of the best tongue twister segments of all time.
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Mrs. Brown and The Stolen PhoneMrs. Brown hides a stolen phone in her knickers. When the priests arrive, the phone rings laughter ensues.
Two tablespoons of honey would be enough to fuel a bee's flight around the world.
Downfall of Civilization In a parody of today's pop stars, ...and nothing has changed, The Onion presents pop sensation, K'ronikka.
Home-school HumorLots of people have an opinion on homeschooling from the parents point of view. This humorous skit points out the downsides from the student's point of view.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play-Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Cable HumorPoking humor at the fact that in the US customers have very little choice when it comes to Internet access.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!"
Hugging Strangers PrankWhat happens when people think they're going to be hugged but at the last moment the hugger veers off. A couple of comedians freaking some strangers out with unwanted hugs.
Women Are Absolutely RightAn early Bill Burr comes up with a humorous scheme to get out of the comic business and retire rich as a book author. Based on the feedback loop from daytime talk shows he's going to write a book on relationships titled Women Are Absolutely Right.
Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and there for support!
Black Jeopardy with Drake - SNLA humorous parody of the game show Jeopardy by Saturday Night Live in which all the contestants and the moderator are black, and the questions on the board are centered around African-American culture. The game is humorously thrown off by the inclusion of a player from Canada.
StormIn the confines of a London dinner party, comedian Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm.
The Rabbi walks out and sees the Priest sprinkling water over the hood. "What are you doing?" Asked the Rabbi.
"I'm blessing the car," said the Priest.
"Oh, as long as we're doing THAT..."
The Rabbi walked into the garage, comes back with a hacksaw, and cuts 2 inches off of the tailpipe.
Uncanny VallyIn the slums of the future, virtual reality junkies satisfy their violent impulses in online entertainment. An expert player discovers that the line between games and reality is starting to fade away. The frightening potential of our next technological revolution. .
Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Smith's mother, Wyman would have been the step grandfather to his own wife.
Review of LifeComedian says he still believes in God, but hopes there isn't a play-by-play review of the things he's done and in particular the promises that he's made.
Scientists have just discovered oil reserves in Antarctica.
After the announcement, the United States condemned the Penguins' brutal regime and called for UN action to stabilise the region.
The ancient Greek colonial city of Sybaris had their plumbing priorities in the right place. They are said to have had pipelines that brought wine from the countryside vineyards directly into the city and their homes.
A Universe Not Made For UsExcerpts from Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot the chapter titled A Universe Not Made For Us.
Sinking ShipThis video was taken on the bridge of the ship after it lost power and began sinking. In the background is heard the Mayday calls, as the ship is being tossed about by huge waves.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
Where is My PhoneA hidden camera prank, but it doesn't take a team of crack investigators to find this phone.
Manila Urban Downhill RunDownhill racers thread the needle in the woods regularly, but changing to a cityscape for urban races ups the ante
Calling the GameA couple of goofy announcers call a basketball game in hilariously inappropriate fashion.
The formula for a happy marriage is the same as the one for living in California. - When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
A smart husband is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.
Are You Normal?You may not be as normal as you thought! If you can't roll your tongue you are in the minority, on the other hand if you have dark hair you're in the majority and part of the norm.
IPA’s were originally delivered by the British to their troops in India. India Pale Ales were highly hopped & highly alcoholic to preserve the beer during its long voyage.
It's Been a Weird WeekComedian Ron White tells us about his week in Las Vegas that somehow begins as he waits patiently for his wife so they can fly out together - but patience is not his strong suit.
Stained Glass and the SunA psychedelic fractal festival from the imaginationof visual effects designer and fractal artist Julius Horsthuis.
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...
I know because I've weighed myself before and after a day of work.
Pregnant Wife ShockerA humorous prank that really gets women riled up. A pregnant woman on a stretcher is waiting for an ambulance a bystander is asked to hold a saline bag while the ambulance driver gets things ready.
An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
Grounds for ViolenceThis has been one of the snowiest springs ever and Canadians are ready for it to be over.
Bay of Fundy TidesThe world's highest tides occur in the Bay of Fundy. This time lapse showsthe fall and rise of the tide.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?"
Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown.
A lot Wrong With the WorldCan we agree that there is a lot wrong with the world - but let's not get into the specifics, because if we did, most likely we would disagree.
Petroleum Jelly was first discovered when a chemist visiting an oil rig noticed that the workers would smear the wax that built up on the drills and rigs on their wounds to heal them faster. He figured out how to refine it and started selling it under the name Vaseline.
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious."-- Aristotle, 343 B.C.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." --Seneca
“Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.” - Napoleon Bonaparte.
Storm on a Ocean HighwayThe Atlantic Ocean Road (Norwegian: Atlanterhavsveien) runs through an archipelago in Eide and Averøy in Norway. The road is a cultural heritage site and is classified as a National Tourist Route and has been declared the world's best road trip.
Drunken Monkeys | National GeographicMacaques love to get into things and in southern India when a peddler leaves a fruit cart unattended these wild macaques pounce on like hungry ants at a picnic.
What Women Fantasize AboutA humorous skit that asks what women really fantasize about? Most men would think sexual fantasies, which may be true sometimes, but that is not always the case.
Big Ship - Bigger WavesThe waves are so large peak to trough that the ship must try to angle into the waves to keep from being broken in half. At the same time the captain has to try to avoid being turned sideways by one of these monster waves.
Over 40s Test
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University … Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down…
Forbidden RomanceA humorous prank involving a nun, a biker, and a long-lost love. Innocent bystanders are drawn into this prank by two innocent looking nun's asking for directions.
A monkey is any primate that is not a human, prosimian, or ape.
The prosimians include lemurs, sifakas, lorises, pottos, bushbabies, and other primitive primates
Spectacular Volcano Video A scientist and his team piloted the drones over an active volcano in Vanuatu. Camera-mounted drones were used to capture high-definition images of the spectacular Marum Crater..
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
Little People HumorShe is probably the shortest person on the comedy circuit, and loves to use that to shock people.
DarksideA song called Darkside, but of course with Tim Minchin things are never always as they seem and this turns out to be quite lively tune with some interesting observations.
A “C,” an “E-flat,” and a “G” go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”
ISo the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
IA D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”
IThen an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
IThen the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
IThe E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.
IEventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
IOn appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, with the sopranout in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
Bizarre PearlfishLiving on a sandy seabed there are few places to hide
this is a story of strange sleeping arrangements.
Surreal JourneyLate-night departures in inclement weather, exploring of distant unmarked roads, seeking out the unusual, often turns into a "Surreal Journey".
In 1980, The United States boycotted the Olympic Games --- In protest of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan....
Bill Burr Explains HeavenRecently, Bill was doing a comedy show in Helsinki, and over there they are Lutheran and has a different philosophy on what comes after death.
How Smart Is Your TeacherThey teach you the facts and expect you to know the correct answers but do they know the answer.
A man scanning the news during breakfast said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!"
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife just smiled and said, "Thank you."