Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
The Good of the OneSpock wrestles with his human emotions and embraces his friendship with Kirk and the crew. Clips from the Star Trek series lead to one of the most memorable moments in the history..
The Patient wasn't too happy with his doctors recommendation to cure his constant fatigue.
You want me to give up sex completely, Doc? he cried. I'm a young guy I'm in the prime of my life.
How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?
Well, replied the doctor, you could get married and taper off gradually.
We Must Invade FranceIn a humorous comedy skit, Mr. Bean explains why it is imperative that UK invade France to restore the British Empire.
The gunfighter - (voice by Nick Offerman) A narrator sets up the story of a lone gunslinger who walks into a saloon. However, the people in this saloon can hear the can hear the narrator, and he shares way too much personal information.
Parking a Smart CarPatrons in the pub look out the window and laugh their butts off, as a smart-car driver has difficulty parking.
Sliced bread was only patented in 1954.
I Said Bitch - Key & PeeleTwo men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight all the while making sure that their wives don't hear a word they are saying.
I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body.
I met her on Match.com
I went with a girl whose last name was Match, but it didn't work out.
I called her Miss Match.
16 pennies stacked equals 1 inch and 16 pennies in a line equals 1 foot.
Amazon Echo - SilverThe Amazon Echo Silver is specifically designed for the greatest generation, a generation that is getting a little older, a little harder of hearing, and a lot more forgetful.
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system. Your body has fought ten trillion battles without your knowledge and the fact that you are reading this post means that you have won every single one
The Greatest Speech Ever Made The greatest speech ever made was not made by a politician, a soldier, or a statesman.
Air TagSome beautiful aerial scenery as fighter pilots strap in a couple of video cameras and head off into the skies for a game of air tag
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''
Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''
Your Brain on MarijuanaA little bit of the science behind what happens when the human brain interacts with marijuana.
Into The AtmosphereInteresting atmospheric conditions, from the state of California and it's beautiful deserts, mountains and coastlines.
Sex really can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
6th Grade SleepoverThese guys humorously re-enact what it was like back in the 6th grade when they had sleepovers.
Shark Feeding FrenzyCape Lookout National Seashore off the coast of North Carolina was the site for a shark feeding frenzy. Hundreds sharks were attacking a school of blue fish. Seagulls and pelicans joined in on the meal.
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, but he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......
Louis strikes out with PaltrowLouis has a humorous story of how he screwed-up his opportunity with Gwyneth Paltrow.
Strongest Girl in the WorldThis little girl managed to get so many donations that nobody can even lift the buckets full of coins... except her.
Blue whales are the largest animal that ever lived – larger than the largest dinosaur!
Bear Needed a RestAfter raiding trash cans and bird-feeders this black bear found a nice hammock for a much needed rest.
Funny Love MasksHumorous ventriloquist calls two people from the audience, fits them with masks, and has them do a love scene.
A mosquito has 47 sharp “teeth” on its proboscis.
Little Girl and The SealSeal and little girl are playing a little game. Watch the seal when she trips and falls.
The jester struggles to free himself...
but he is up to his knees in muck. With each nervous joke he sinks deeper and deeper, "Oh my god, I'm in quip sand!"
The beat of New York CityThomas Noesner, took his camera and strolled through the streets of ''The City''
Faith Tornadoes and HumorThere's lots of science behind weather events and comedian Doug
Stanhope wonders why weather events are considered an act of God.
On the Streets of MumbaiStand up comedy about the streets of Mumbai, where you can find freedom and cheap medicine.
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "You look tired."
His friend says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I do it all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to it.".
The despair associated with unrequited love is do to falling levels of dopamine.
To increase dopamine levels, exercise and spend some time in sunlight.
Louis CK on DivorceLouis CK explains why after five years of marriage, divorce is the best time of his life and why being divorce allows them to be the best father possible.
Dumb Crook on Grand AvenueHauled into court for bank robbery, this comedy sketch features an unbelievably dumb criminal denying any participation in a robbery because his other criminal activities are so lucrative.
I was home visiting my folks and my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
When I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a photo of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, naked young woman.
"Mom, what's this?" I asked.
"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered.
"Is it working?" I asked.
"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"
Generic PromoA humorously done generic promo of every corporation that has ever tried to sell itself.
Very Inquisitive ElephantThis elephant at the Noah's Ark Zoo, was hungry for something other than hay and carrots! Kind of gross but may not to them.
Zombie SnailsThese mind-controlling parasites called Leucochloridium paradoxum command infected snails to do their bidding.
Win the Battle Lose the WarHumorous story about a man who actually wins an argument with his girlfriend, but of course the relationship can handle that.
Two Ronnies: Four CandlesIt's hard enough to understand the British.. This humorous comedy skit shows that sometimes they don't even they don't understand themselves.
In the UK, an average of about $4,900 is spent on health-care per person each year. In the United States, an average of about $11,700 is spent on health-care per person each year.
Wasps and BeesIn dealing with wasps and bees that have entered your space, there are three types of people according to comedian Michael McIntyre. .
Darkness Is My Canvas - Light Is My BrushDuring the dark winter months in Finland, one man fills the night with light. Hannu Huhtamo is a light painter. The artist takes long exposure photographs and uses flashlights and other tools to transform the dark
Comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I Speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”
5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the Wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”
8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…Oh my God, what have I just said?”
Front ButtChildren are curious about the world around them and sometimes they ask innocent questions that can be absolutely hilarious.
Bundy's BabesOne of the recurring features of the show 'Married with Children', was the inclusion of attractive women to the plot line of the show, Their purpose was to drive Al Bundy to humorous distraction.
The science of kissing is called philematology
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705
Where do naughty rays of light go?
Prism
Boat from a CarIn this segment of his humorous handyman show Red Green takes parts from a car and uses them to upgrade his boat.
Jimmy O. Yang - Hot Asian ChickBeing a small thin Asian guy, comedian Jimmy O. Yang has a certain look that can be a little confusing to some. Even though he says he's fit and muscular, because of his long hair guys coming up behind him think he is an Asian girl.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.
Do Larger Breasts Equal Bigger Tips?MythBusters takes on the myth that women with larger breasts receive better tips - spoiler it turns out to be true.
Clairvoyant Potty PrankThese pranksters set up a booth at the mall posing as fortunetellers, but when the victim's eyes are closed they disappear, and leave the victim sitting on a toilet.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing Boeing Boeing
Asked a Computer technician "How do you make a motherboard?"
He said, "Tell her about my job."
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
Amazing Natural Crystal CathedralFar underground in Mexico, are the largest crystals ever discovered.
Red Bull was created in Thailand in 1976 as an energy drink for truck drivers.
Sensual Cover of 'Creep'Amos performed the electrifying female version of 'creep' during the ''Lizard Lounge'' section of her recent New York City show. A very unsusual, sensual, even scary Cover of 'Creep'.
George - All the offersAll the offers and all the promises mean nothing as George Carlin shines humorous light on advertising.
They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.
"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a pussy!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer and says "Ye don't say? Thanks for tellin me." The Englishman goes back to his pals.
"Let me give it a try," says the next guy. He goes over to the Irishman and says "Hey mate, I heard your Saint Patrick was a transvestite!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer. "Well fancy that! Thanks for the information my buy!"
The Englishman slinks back to his seat.
"You guys don't know how to tick off an Irishman!" The third guy says. "Watch this." He goes over to him and says "Hey pal I heard Saint Patrick was English!"
The Irishman turns to him and says "Yeah that's what yer mates were tellin me!"
Sponge Feeding DemonstrationAn interesting demonstration of how a sponge cycles water through its body to feed on plankton.
Arguing with Black GirlsAccording to this comedian, White girls give up too easily, Mexican girls start speaking Spanish, but Black women see an argument as an opportunity to kick some butt.
Unlike other cells, which contain an individual's full DNA, the egg and sperm each contain only half of the DNA required to create a new human. Both halves must be combined for humans to reproduce.
DNA, the basic building block of life, is a long molecule containing four chemical bases: adenine (A), guanine (G), thymine (T), and cytosine (C).
Compilation of Clips - Graham NortonA humorous compilation of clips including David Beckham trolling his son's social media account, Jack Black trying to explain Elton John's lyrics to Elton John, and a lot more.
Two Blonds find three hand grenades and decide they should take them to the nearest police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Said the other: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
Left Brain - Right BrainThrough the magic of comedy Bo's left brain is separated from his right brain for this humorous sketch. .
If The Lottery Was HonestIt seems simple, all you have to do is pick a couple of random numbers sit back and wait for your ship to come in
"Surprise me" were the last words of the 100 year-old, legendary comedian Bob Hope, responding to his wife's question regarding where he would like to be buried.
Bill Burr's Solution To Environmental ProblemsA humorous but impractical solution to overpopulation. Still the thought of getting rid of all those cruise ships could be a bright spot.
Responsible DrinkingIn what seemed like a good idea at the time, Steve Carell tested the effects of overindulgence while Steve Colbert recorded the results.
Try saying ''I won a math debate'' real fast - 5 times.
Was anyone listening? Did you break into laughter?
Choice for Values CandidateA humorous parody of values candidates. Stephen Fry gets nominated as a candidate of choice.
While the population of males is slightly greater than females worldwide (98.6 women for every 100 men), there are roughly four million more women than men in the U.S. In the age 85-and-older category, there are more than twice as many women as men currently living in the United States
Just think guys - your odds will get better.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
It took me a long time to learn gardening. It was a process of trowel and error.
To all those guys who moan and whine about how difficult it is to cultivate apples, I say: "Grow a pear.""
Sheer Lululemon Yoga PantsA humorous comedy sketch about an overweight woman discovers a flaw in the Lulu lemon yoga pants that lets men see a little bit extra so she decides to step up her game.
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader.
3. Baptist do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
To Sell a BraThis bra manufacturer makes a dramatic and humorous point about what they can do for you if you have small breasts.
Harvey R. Ball, the strongest claimant to having invented the smiley face, was paid just $45 for the design.
Finnish Lifestyle HumorComedian from Finland takes a look at the Finnish lifestyle and realizes that they're not very good at small talk and attempts at honesty often backfire.
Clingy GirlfriendEver been in a relationship where your partner wants to know everything you're doing.
A mother was trying to pack for vacation while her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!".
When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"
She looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"
Bill on MotherhoodA fearless comedian - either that or crazy, Bill Burr performs a comedy routine on motherhood and excoriates the notion that it is the hardest job in the world.
Catholics vs Protestants Catholicism is a sticky religion and even if you are a nonbeliever, if you were raised a Catholic you're still a Catholic. But even funnier, according to this comedian, is the ongoing battle for piety between Catholics and Protestants.
The weather was hot and this fellow wanted desperately take a dip in the lake, even though he hadn't brought his swimming trunks. Since there was no one else around, he undressed and went into the water. Soon there after a couple of ladies started walking in his direction.
When he saw the ladies he panicked, got out of the water and grabbed an old bucket laying on the sandy beach. With great relief he held the bucket in front of his private parts.
The ladies walked closer and looked at him. He felt awkward but secure in the knowledge that his privates were hidden.
One of the ladies began conversing with him. “You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds” she said.
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man replied sharply, “Well, I seriously doubt you can read my mind.”
“You’re wrong,” the lady replied, “because I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it."
Costa Rican CrocodileThe somewhat dangerous job of feeding this reptile, sees this guy close to becoming crocodile food.
Ronald Reagan's pet name for Nancy Reagan was ‘Mommy Poo Pants'.
Cat HuntingWhen hunting large game there is no thrill of the chase. A humorous comedy sketch about hunters that have graduated to quicker, smarter, more agile game - house cats.
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea
I don't like snakes, mainly because they have no feet....
I must be lack-toes intolerant.
I've developed a phobia of elevators
...I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Four GroupsFour groups that have to go, and George Carlin had a humorous solution for what to do with those people.
The average cloud weighs as much as 100 elephants
Dancing SeriouslyThis comedian doesn't usually go to clubs because he doesn't dance well. Women on the other hand love to go to a place where people can see them dance.
TeahupooShot at Teahupoo in Tahiti when the waves were labelled ''double code red'' by the French Navy.
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
Please Watch My DogA young lady sitting on a bench with her dog asks passersby if they would watch her dog for a minute while she goes to the porta-potty.
The Party CoolerWhen the party has gone on too long and you're ready for last call it's time for the party cooler.
The attractive housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
"Yes yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
Gay PenguinsDaniel just learned that spiders' sexual organs are in their arms. Which puts the "Spider-Man" movies in a different light.
A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country.
'Why is that?' he said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.
Nearly one-tenth of all U.S. presidents lost the popular vote. Four times in US history, the man inaugurated as president was the candidate who garnered fewer votes. John Quincy Adams (1824), Rutherford B. Hayes (1876), Benjamin Harrison (1888) and George W. Bush, who lost the popular vote by 500,000 votes in 2000, were all elected president despite loss of the overall vote.
Some people say that filling animals with helium is wrong..
I say, "whatever floats your goat"
Bros Get a Bad RapThis comedian thinks Bros get a bad rap. Bros get a bad rap because they come in room hot, and that makes people scared of them.
Lower functioning people are more likely to believe they are brilliant, while intelligent people are more likely to underestimate their abilities. This is known as the Dunning–Kruger effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning_Kruger_effect
I bought a box of Animal Crackers and it said: "Do not eat if seal is broken "
So I opened the box, and sure enough...
Over the RiverPart 4-wheel drive, and part submarine this Toyota Landcruiser somehow makes it across a very deep river.
Marijuana was first severely restricted as a recreational and medicinal drug in the U.S. by the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937. The law did not prohibit marijuana use but imposed such a heavy tax that legal sale and use became nearly impossible.
In October of 1937, Samuel Caldwell was the first U.S. citizen arrested under the Marijuana Tax Act for selling marijuana without paying the newly mandated tax. He was fined $1,000 and sentenced to four years of hard labor in Leavenworth.
Timmy had a crush on his 2nd teacher, so he stayed behind durring recess.
The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you", Timmy told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".
Asian ObservationsAiko finds the US a very affectionate people would like to handshakes and hugs whereas in her home country of Japan it's lots of bows
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.
Recognize AnyoneThere are those who handle their alcohol responsibly, and then there are these people.
Cat AlarmKitty wants to play and Kitty has found an interesting and annoying way to wake up her caregiver.
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. " - Anonymous
"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. " - Anonymous
Phobias WorkshopThis humorous sketch features phobias that are out of control and play on each other. Weird phobias no doubt, but it makes the laughter flow.
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system.
The MiserThe show starts with a few cards appearing, but in the end these everyone wondering from where all those cards came. Magic acts as part of the art of illusion often involve suspense. This routine call 'The Miser' also adds humor and song.
The Death of King GeorgeApparently King George V was euthanized, QI's panel manages a humorous discussion around the diary of the doctor attending the Kings death.
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Off-Limits GroupsIn comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.
When a Hot Girl Walks InYou know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up. This comedy skit is about that.
A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.
When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?
Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?
Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?
Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?
Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!
Daughter: I don't have any FDS.
Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...
Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!
Wire CuttersA chance encounter proves fateful for 2 robots mining on a desolate planet. An award winning student film created by Jack Anderson.
Old Black GuysAccording to this comedian old black guys stay carefree while old white man shout at you to get off the lawn and Latino men's stomach gets bigger and the arms grow shorter. .