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Comedy Videos

Boys Versus Girls

As observed by Louis CK boys will destroy things
girls will mess with your mind
Boys Versus Girls

Mixed Race Humor

Growing up in South Africa of mixed-race parents
provided lots of comedy material for Trevor Noah.
Mixed Race Humor

Funny Joke from the Forum

The Painting


Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Creative

The Chase

If life just a game then this is an important
story about the art of aging....enjoy :)
The Chase

Birds Eye View

A microlight flying with Cranes to captures this video
as they fly over the city of Venice.
Birds Eye View

Fun Facts
A bowhead whale killed in Alaska last year had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.

Dumber Than All Humans

Smarter than most animals, chimpanzees
nonetheless are dumber than all humans.
Dumber Than All Humans

Gator Boys Pool Capture

Capturing an alligator in a swimming pool
is not for the faint of heart
Gator Boys Pool Capture

Humor from the Forum

A blind bunny meets a blind snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.

“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”

“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”

“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.” So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!

The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”

Creative

Pollination

The beauty of pollination, the beauty of insects, and the beauty of nature
in this video on interdependency in nature from the Ted talks series.
Pollination

Earth's Wonder

Images exposing our planet's magnificence
this collection goes beyond the imagination.
Earth's Wonder

Fun Facts
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system. Your body has fought ten trillion battles without your knowledge and the fact that you are sitting in front of your computer, reading this post means that you have won every single one..

Humorous Sarcasm

Kill the Poor

A Mitchell and Webb spoof on corporate
think tanks and their desire to create profits.
Kill the Poor

Alive on the Internet

Parents honor their son by keeping up his Tumblr blog
where he made fun of white trash, fatties, and asswipes.
Alive on the Internet

Humor from the Forum

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar


Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what the burglar looked like.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance and a washing machine.

Interesting Videos

Biochemistry The Movie

We are not able to directly observe molecules,
but these animations help us see the unseeable.
Biochemistry The Movie

Hubble Images Colorized

Hubble Images must be cleaned up and given colors
that bring out features that eyes would miss.
Hubble Images Colorized

Fun Facts
In case you've ever wondered what the name 'Häagen-Dazs' means, the answer is... nothing. It was just a pair of vaguely Scandinavian-sounding nonsense words (although they don't actually conform to any Scandinavian spelling norms) invented by the ice cream's Polish-American creator Reuben Mattus to give it an exotic Danish feel.

Stand-up Comedy

Explaining Modern Technology

Could you explaine how modern technology works.
That's the question in this stand up comedy routine
Explaining Modern Technology

Why Everything Sucks

In his comedy monologue, Craig Ferguson explains
that he has figured out why everything sucks.
Why Everything Sucks

Humor from the Forum

Preparing for their Wedding


Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!

Creative

High Definition Skies

Beautifully shot time lapse video, HDR processed into
beautiful sunrises, sunsets and cloud reflection sequences.
High Definition Skies

Beautiful Norway

The light from the midnight sun in Norway
is a dream for photographers.
Beautiful Norway

Humor from the Forum

Preparing for their Wedding


A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, “We realize it’s a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.” “Absolutely not,” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”

“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?”

“No,” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden.”

“Well, okay,” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”

“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Sex is OK within marriage!”

“What about different positions?” asks the man.

“No problem,” says the Mullah.

“Woman on top?” the man asks.

“Sure,” says the Mullah. “Go for it!”

“Doggy style?”

“Sure!”

“On the kitchen table?”

“Yes, yes!”

“Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators?”

“You may indeed!”

“Can we do it standing up?”

“No.” says the Mullah.

“Why not?” asks the man.

“It could lead to dancing.”

Humorous Videos

Friend Zone

Sometimes when guys get lost and take the wrong road
they end up in the friend zone.
Friend Zone

Humorous Trailer Trash

Cops show up to break up an argument and humorously
get a lot more than they bargained for.
Humorous Trailer Trash

Fun Facts
The biological symbol for the male sex, a circle with a small arrow protruding from it, is also the symbol for the planet Mars. The two components of the symbol are designed to represent the shield and spear of Mars, the Roman god of war

Musical Comedy

The Context Song

Tim Minchin brings his humor to the Royal Philharmonic
as together they perform the context song.
The Context Song

Friend Zone Anthem

This tongue-in-cheek music video goes
out to the decent guys who never get the girl.
Friend Zone Anthem

Humor

Singles Ad from the Atlanta Journal


The Atlanta Journal:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you
get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Hug me and I'm yours.
Call (404) 875-5331 and ask for Daisy.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. - Men are so easy!


Interesting Videos

Just Friends

"Can men and women be best friends";
a pair of filmmakers set out to prove a point.
Just Friends

What's on the Menu

A nice little quiet restaurant but there are no prices
and his date wants to know the cost.
What's on the Menu

Strange Laws
A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Pox and the City

As summer finally starts to settle down, a massive outbreak of the Ebola virus in West Africa causes a health scare in New York City.
Pox and the City
Region Limited

National Legislators' Unearned Vacation

Despite a growing list of unresolved crises, Congress spends the final hours before summer recess deciding to sue President Barack Obama.
National Legislators' Unearned Vacation

Humor from the Forum

Furniture Disease


Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.

So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."

Humorous Videos

Like and Subscribe

In the current online climate, building your social media
presence is like and subscribe like and subscribe.
Like and Subscribe
Mature Situation Comedy

Quicksand and Rescue

It's a damsel in distress and the guys seem
to be taking advantage of the situation
Quicksand and Rescue

Strange and Useless News


Comedy Videos

Middle Age-It Gets Better

Louis CK on why middle age is better
for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.
Middle Age-It Gets Better

Nothing Will Change

George Carlin on the American Dream.
Nothing Will Change

Quotable Quotes


"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


Humorous Videos

If Junk Mail Were Real

What if in some alternate reality
junk mail offers came true
If Junk Mail Were Real

History of English

English is really a mishmash of other languages,
adaptations and Shakespearean sayings.
History of English

Funny Joke from the Forum

Flowers from Paddy.


Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says, "I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"

"Sex", replied Paddy.

Funny Videos

Mighty Mating Call

David Attenborough does a live voice over.
Mighty Mating Call

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car
, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.
Did You Honk At Me

Wrong Bathroom

Somebody has been humorously switching
signs at the local bathhouse.
Wrong Bathroom

Fun Facts
French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two
The science of kissing is called philematology
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705

Funny Videos

Women Sort Yourselves Out

Advertisers do an impressive job of targeting women's insecurities.
This humorous parody, takes it to an extreme.
Women Sort Yourselves Out

Friendzone Pain

She says she's looking for a partner that's
more like you. I feel your friendzone pain.
Friendzone Pain

Humor from the Forum

I'm a walking economy


A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

His friend replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

Entertaining Animal Videos

Cheeta and Dog

Raised together a cheeta and dog enjoy their play time together in the snow.
Cheeta and Dog

Doggy Determination

Funny little dog is determined to play fetch
Doggy Determination

The Owl and the Pussycat

A special couple, a black cat and a barn owl.
The Owl and the Pussycat

Interesting Facts
The U.S. has both the largest prison population and the highest rate of incarceration in the world, including China and Russia.

Comedy Videos

The Lesbian Dilemma

A humorous episode as two older women discover
that they fit most definitions of being a lesbian.
The Lesbian Dilemma

On Daredevils

Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils
and laugh at the common man who takes risks.
On Daredevils

Strange and Useless News


Creative Videos

Love a Good Storm

It is epic to experience the power of the ocean,
but sad to watch a seafront being torn apart.
Love a Good Storm

Dream of New Zealand

Before starting university gets the opportunity to do some time
lapse photography in his dream destination, New Zealand.
Dream of New Zealand

Funny Joke from the Forum

Fridge Photos


I was home visiting my folks and my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

When I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a photo of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, naked young woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"

Political Satire Videos

One Big Feeding Frenzy

Politics in the United States has been likened to one big feeding frenzy
by corporate interests with voters picking up the tab.
One Big Feeding Frenzy

Anything for Money

Elected officials in the United States must sell themselves out to get
money to run campaigns; and that's part of the problem.
Anything for Money

Fun Facts
Hops are widely recognized as herbal relaxants and are used in naturopathic or homeopathic medicines as sleep inducers or stress relievers..

Creative Videos

Twilight Landing at LAX

You are the copilot for this awesome
cockpit view of a twilight landing
Twilight Landing at LAX

First Appearance

An entertaining montage of some of your favorite actors
in the movie roles they first played.
First Appearance

Stupid Laws
New York City's administrative code still requires that hitching posts be located in front of City Hall so that reporters can tie their horses.

New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

Animated Funny Videos

Timely Rescue ...or Not

A handsome hero, and swashbuckling swordsman comes to the rescue.
Maybe he needs a new watch he seems to be a little bit late.
Timely Rescue ...or Not

Nervous Alien

Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary.
If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.
Nervous Alien

Humor from the Forum

Funny but True


Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank

Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Funny

Worst Train ride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to
be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.
Worst Train ride Ever

Phobias All Around

Nobody's odd except you and me - and I won't tell anyone
Phobias All Around

Quotable
Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein

I can't believe that the same God who has gifted us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget how to use them. - Galileo Galilei

Inspirational Videos

Teach Your Children Well

Why aren't we taught that to succeed means
being happy at what you do for living.
Teach Your Children Well

Heaven and Hell

Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more
or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.
Heaven and Hell

Humor from the Forum

Shaved Down There


My wife came out of the bathroom and with a twinkle in her eye, said “I just shaved down there and you know what that means don't you”

With a knowing nod, I said “Yep sure do - the drain is clogged again!”


Comedy Videos

If That Then This

Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrong
If That Then This

Four Groups

Four groups that have to go, and George Carlin had a
humorous solution for what to do with those people.
Four Groups

Fun Facts
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. There's no need to refrigerate it and it can be stored unopened, indefinitely, at room temperature in a dry cupboard. It was used in many ancient Egyptian medicines and is so well preserved that when some very ancient honey was found in the tombs of Egyptian Pharaohs it was said to be still edible by scientists..

Comedy News
Region Limited

Tip/Wag - Beelzebub & NASA

A Polish priest claims to be receiving text messages from Satan, and NASA's space rover sets a record on Mars.
Tip/Wag - Beelzebub & NASA

Region Limited

Orlando Bloom's Altercation with Justin Bieber

In a shocking international incident, Orlando Bloom takes a swing at Justin Bieber while at a restaurant in Spain.
Orlando Bloom's Altercation with Justin Bieber

Humour from the Forum

I renamed my toilet


I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day

That way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning. (gym)

Funny Videos

Dirty Cooking

A parody mash up of cooking show host Nigella.
Dirty Cooking

Mommy Rhapsody

A parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, a humorous
take on the daily life of mothers as they deal with kids.
Mommy Rhapsody

Fun Facts
In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.

Humorous Videos

Faith Tornadoes and Humor

There's lots of science behind weather events and comedian Doug
Stanhope wonders why weather events are considered an act of God.
Faith Tornadoes and Humor

Kids On Dating Problems

Sounding oh so adult, some young ladies contemplate
the reasons why the guy is playing hard to get.
Kids On Dating Problems

Funny Joke from the Forum

Going to a Lecture


After the big office party, Dan was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

''I'm on my way to a lecture,'' answered Dan.

''And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time, four o'clock in the morning '' enquired the constable sarcastically.

''My wife,'' slurred Dan grimly.

Funny Videos

Too Old for This

Louis CK finds out the hard way that he is too old
to hang out with twentysomethings in the parking lot .
Too Old for This

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an
embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.
Butter Stick

Fun Facts
The Milky Way galaxy we live in: is one among trillions in space.

Entertaining Videos

The Best Videos 2013

Compilation of short and humorous videos
that might be the best videos of 2013.
The Best Videos 2013

What We Can Learn from Dogs

Dogs offer a lot in terms of companionship
maybe we can learn something from our pets.
What We Can Learn from Dogs

Funny Joke from the Forum

yadot rorrim


Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.


(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

Funny Videos

Bikini and Nun Prank

What do you say to a nun in a bikini?
The look on people's faces is priceless .
Bikini and Nun Prank

Euphemisms Ignored


A little office humor to brighten your day.
Euphemisms Ignored

Fun Facts
The energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago

Nature

Crystal Clear Fiji

Underwater footage shot in the Fiji islands with colorful
coral reefs, crystal clear water, an amazing variety of tropical fish.
Crystal Clear Fiji

Manta Acrobatics

Amazing video of manta rays leaping out of the ocean,
flipping or flying, and splashing back down again
Manta Acrobatics

Funny Joke from the Forum

Grave Humor

As a bagpiper, I play many places. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends,
so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods I got lost , and maybe it's a man thing,
but I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone.
There were only the diggers and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the grave and looked down.
The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and gathered around. I played out my heart and soul
for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before
for this homeless man.

As I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,we all wept together.
When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low,
my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before
and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....

Comedy News and Satire
Region Limited

That Thing They Said They're Not Doing?

Despite claims to the contrary, the N.S.A. routinely monitors
the phone calls and e-mail of American citizens.
That Thing They Said They're Not Doing? They're Totally Doing

Brain-Dead Teens

The parents Caitlin have decided to end her life, saying
she can do nothing but lay on the couch and whine .
Brain-Dead Teens

Fun Facts
Kissing may have originated when mothers orally passed chewed solid food to their infants during weaning. Another theory suggests kissing evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others’ pheromones for biological compatibility.

Northern Lights Videos

All of the Lights

Tromsø is a special place full of scenic wonder
with its amazing fjords, mountains and northern lights.
All of the Lights

Understanding Aurora Borealis

The science behind the northern lights
Understanding Aurora Borealis

Funny Joke from Dixie

He said - She said


He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror



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