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Food for Thought Videos
Pale Blue Dot Remix Pale Blue Dot Remix

New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech

Does the Universe have a Purpose Does the Universe have a Purpose

Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked the question ''Does the Universe Have a Purpose''.



Humor from the Forum
What is Wrong With Me?

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."


Interesting People
Super Flexible Contortionist Super Flexible Contortionist

A very bendable woman named Zlata

Birdman Claudio Montuori Birdman Claudio Montuori

Birdman Claudio Montuori captures the crowd's ttention with his entertaining tunes



Fun Fact

If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble



Sleight of Hand
Mental Magic Mental Magic

Mentalist Lior Suchard performs a little table-side magic. To all the other diners the magic trick is obvious, but to the young lady focused on the napkin ball in his hands it is magic.

The Best Sleight Of Hand The Best Sleight Of Hand

French magician, performs impressive, and humorous magic with only balls and cups.



Humor from the Forum
Women sitting on a Bench

Two older women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and had been waiting for a while.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!".

The other woman replied "I know! I heard it snoring!".



Comedy
The Tiny Little Things The Tiny Little Things

A humorous skit about the little things in life that cause irritation.

Watch and Enjoy Watch and Enjoy

Just watch and enjoy the event. No one really watches your videos on Facebook anyway



Fun Facts

Q: Why do ships and aircraft use ‘mayday’ as their call for help?

A: This comes from the French word m’aidez -meaning ‘help me’ – and is pronounced, approximately,’ mayday.’



Heart Warming Videos
Gonna Be Friends Gonna Be Friends

A young girl and a foal form a bond of friendship as a play together in a field.

New Respect for KFC New Respect for KFC

KFC set up this community outreach fast food restaurant staffed entirely by deaf people. It works surprisingly well, but then maybe I shouldn't be surprised.



Humor from the Forum
Two Typos

There are two typos of people in the world...

... those who proofread, and those who don't.



Humorous Sketches
Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup

A humorous parody video featuring comedian Amy Schumer and a boy band who lets her know that she is beautiful the way she is ...until they see her without her makeup.



A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message

An attractive young lady walks up to the bartender and asks ''could you give the manager a message please''.



Fun Facts

You might think that graffiti is a relatively new urban movement - but the act actually dates back thousands of years. Messages such as ‘Staphylus was here’, 'Phileros is a eunuch!' and 'I screwed the barmaid' were written on walls in the Italian city of Pompeii and preserved when it was buried by volcanic ash. The word 'grafitti' comes from the Italian 'graffiato', meaning scratched.



Situation Humor
Conan Busted For Staring Conan Busted For Staring

The number one distraction that gets men in trouble just got Conan busted. Nicole Scherzinger an American recording artist and American Idol judge was a guest on the show and wore a revealing low-cut dress and the temptation was too much.

Pizza Happened Pizza Happened

These days Ricky Gervais is enjoying a lot of popularity as a comedian, but few people realize that he started his career as a singer in a long forgotten pop duo. Somebody did their homework and came up with an old promo photo of Ricky Gervais.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Blond and the Coffeemaker

A blond received a coffee maker from her husband – what she did with it is simply brilliant!

Cousin Ellie, who happens to be blond, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up.

When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy coffee makers.

It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.

A few weeks later Ellie was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" She replied.

"However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"



Funny Videos
That's One Way to Foil a Mugger That's One Way to Foil a Mugger

Funny video of a mugging victim with a nervous bladder. He got to keep his wallet but in a most unusual way.

Mud Hole Waterskiing Mud Hole Waterskiing

A big mud puddle, some heavy equipment and some good old boys enjoying themselves.



Fun Facts

Today Show weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald



Funny
Teachers Union Antics Teachers Union Antics

The Teachers union is trying to figure out what to do to the brats they are forced to baby sit.

Artificial Husband Artificial Husband

Ladies, tired of driving by yourself, don't want to feel the need to ask for directions. Try the artificial husband GPS



Funny Joke from the Forum
Way Out West
The sheriff of a small lawless town way out west walks into the saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks.

"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy looking cowboy.

"Well," the sheriff answers, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'," replies the sheriff.


Funny
First Time in Water First Time in Water

The first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.

Wife fishing Wife fishing

Husband takes his wife fishing to see if it's something she might enjoy. She sure is excited about catching a fish.



Fun Facts
It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.

So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!


Humorous Sketches
Key & Peele - Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches Key & Peele - Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches

When a dungeon master Keegan invites his cousin Tyrell to partake in a game of Dungeons & Dragons, he has no idea how his two friends will react to the unpredictable influence.

Amy Sedaris – How to Sharpen a Knife Amy Sedaris – How to Sharpen a Knife

Amy invites Tony the knife man into her kitchen where he shares his knowledge of knives, which comes tinged with macabre references to uses for sharp knives.



Humor from the Forum
Communication Issues

My wife wrote an email saying she was concerned that we have communication issues.

I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify.

She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like.

I tweeted her that I love her more than anything.

She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work.

So I leaned over and kissed her good night."



Classic Clips
Right of Way Right of Way

Navy types can be notoriously stubborn lot, but they're not going to run her aground to prove a point.

Paper Has Its Uses Paper Has Its Uses

It seems that computers and digital pads have replaced paper for a lot of stuff. But not this!



Fun Facts

Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a TV for three hours!

The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.

Plastic bottles take 700 years before they begin to decompose in a landfill.



Humorous Animal Videos
Kangaroo Street Fight Kangaroo Street Fight

On the streets of suburban Australia two kangaroos have a go at each other. Maybe it is more vicious than it looks, but it almost appears as though they're playing.

Cute Kolas Fighting Cute Kolas Fighting

You would be forgiven for thinking this was more of an argument than a fight, but apparently this is how Koala Bears settle their differences.



Humor from the Forum
Where Do You Want to Go?

A pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" they all piped up.
"And what do you have to do to get there?"
They said, "Be dead!"



Humor
George Carlin On Ethnic Pride George Carlin On Ethnic Pride

Comedian makes the case that pride should be reserved for accomplishments, instead of an accident of birth.

Veterinarian Visit Sketch Veterinarian Visit Sketch

Hugh Laurie runs into an annoying, rhyming Stephen Fry on a visit to the Veterinarian in this hilarious sketch.



Fun Facts

Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they start dancing more energetically than before, become prone to exaggerating when communicating with other bees, and often just lie to their hive-mates when telling them about food sources (using the bee communication method of 'waggle-dancing').



Entertaining
A Sensible Horror Movie A Sensible Horror Movie

Imagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon ... hmm? Let's get out of here.

Frame of Mind Frame of Mind

Using photos taken in different locations in Hawaii and some serious editing skills, and awesome video is created.



Humor from the Forum
I bought a snail

I bought a snail to enter in the snail races

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.

If anything it just made it more sluggish



Funny
Protect Yourself with Censorship Protect Yourself with Censorship

Dangerous realities and truths attack our everyday lives. Fear Not - censorship is here to protect us. This short, humorously informative piece, explains in detail how censorship can save you from having to think on your own.

Scammer vs Thief Scammer vs Thief

A humorous prank in which the call recipient is in the process of stealing the computer in which the scammer is interested.



Fun Facts

Roses are a traditional symbol of love and, depending on their color, can suggest different nuances of love. For example, red roses indicate passion and true love.

Light pink suggests desire, passion, and energy; dark pink suggests gratitude, while Yellow roses can mean friendship or jealousy.

Lavender or thorn-less rose can mean love at first sight. White roses mean virtue or devotion.



Entertaining
Party Puppet Party Puppet

Going out to the club, meeting hot women and partying all night long. This Muppet can hang with the best of them.

Every Economy Report Every Economy Report

A humorous parody of every TV news report on the economy in one, courtesy of generic reporter Emily Surname



Humor from the Forum
What do you call..

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus



Humorous Sketches
Haven't You Done Well Haven't You Done Well

From Aunty Donna, the guys get humorously carried away showing off how well they have done for themselves.

If Insurance Companies Were Honest If Insurance Companies Were Honest

The insurance spokesman explaining how insurance really works is a little weird, but he's just being honest. The company doesn't exist - but the level of service the company provides is all too real..



Fun Facts

$30 of raw popcorn can generate $3,000 worth of sales at movie theaters.



Comedy Sketches
If Politicians Were Honest If Politicians Were Honest

A humorous skit imagining if politicians had to tell the truth during elections... and limit comments to stuff that was guaranteed to appeal to the majority of the voters.

If First Dates Were Honest If First Dates Were Honest

We are always out to impress when meeting someone of the opposite sex. A humorous sketch, parody, or whatever you want to call it, of two people meeting for the first time .



Humor from the Forum
Personal Ads By Seniors In Florida

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.



Funny Videos
Just One More Click Just One More Click

You know cruising the net at work can get you in trouble. but...

Parenting Rap Parenting Rap

A humorous rap tune parody about the trials ,tribulations and joy of being a parent.



Fun Facts

Good judgment comes from experience

... but experience comes from lack of good judgment.



Humorous Double entendres
Short Passes Short Passes

Are you insinuating something about my passes? A tough post-game interview for our quarterback.

Shake Weights and Straight Faces Shake Weights and Straight Faces

How many double entendres can you get past the censors in this humorous reporter vs quarterback dialog.



Funny Joke from the Forum
yadot rorrim
Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.


(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)


Sites Worth Visiting
Weirdness and Then Some
Weirdness and Then Some

A view into the trippy days of long ago.

Thou ruttish fen-sucked dewberry!
Thou ruttish fen-sucked dewberry!

You too can be insulted in Shakespearean English



Fun Facts
81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.

54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.


Humorous Videos
The Pope as a Bouncer The Pope as a Bouncer

The Pope tells little story about his stint as a bouncer before he got into the priesthood.

Doggy Takes a Car Doggy Takes a Car

In this humorous short, when this young lady stops to help a dog she gets taken for a ride.



Humor from the Forum
Win the Laziest Man

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.



Funny Animals
Unusual Playmates Unusual Playmates

A young ostrich and giraffe enjoy their playtime together and in the process provide entertainment for all

Kookaburra Call Kookaburra Call

The unusual call of the kookaburra bird. Points to the young lady for getting it to perform on cue



Fun Facts
In 1900, coffee was often delivered door-to-door in the United States, by horse-pulled wagons.

Comedy
What are You? What are You?

Bill Burr gives a humorous comedy monologue on why guys don't let their sensitive side show around other guys. If guys do something smart or caring, their male friends will question their sexual orientation.

Dog Lover Dog Lover

Dog lover or cat lover, it doesn't matter you will laugh at this story.



Funny Political Quotes

''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers



Nature Videos
Octopus Escapes Jar Octopus Escapes Jar

A cephalopod displays amazing intelligence. An amazing video showing an octopus escaping from a jar.

Monkey Fairness Monkey Fairness

Do primates have a sense of fair play.



Fun Facts

Although the World Wide Web is often referred to as the Internet, the two are not the same thing. The Internet is a huge network of networks that links computers together all over the world using a range of wires and wireless technologies. The World Wide Web is the collection of linked pages that are accessed using the Internet and a web browser.



Creative Videos
Hello Hello

A lovely message creatively created by editing short clips from famous movie scenes.

The Scream The Scream

A brilliant combination of iconic ; ''The Scream'' by artist Edvard Munch and ''Great Gig In The Sky'' by Pink Floyd



Humor from the Forum
Halloween Humor

Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...

Why can't you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which which is which

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop...

What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up.

Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
Because she flunked spelling.


Comedy
Art Gallery Scene Art Gallery Scene

In this humorous short Louis and a friend visiting art gallery, have a good laugh at how ridiculous some of the exhibits are, get embarrassed by some exhibits, and have a really good time.

We Love Oprah We Love Oprah

A standup comedian from South Africa with a humorous monologue on the Oprah school.



Fun Facts

Cocaine raises dopamine levels by 250%, compared to 100% from sex and 50% from food.



Funny Animal Videos
Canine Dishwasher Canine Dishwasher

Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.

Dog Bath Dog Bath

This dog loves his bath time more than any dog we have ever seen.



Funny Joke from the Forum
You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.



Creative
Dolphin Cove Dolphin Cove

Filmed with a quadcopter off Esperance, along south Western Australia's beautiful coastline. Huge pods of bottlenose dolphins cruise the shoreline and surf the crystal clear turquoise waves.

The Mill 2015 VFX Reel The Mill 2015 VFX Reel

A short clip of some exceptional special-effects. From the company ''We are artists, technologists and makers for all media, working at the frontiers of visual narrative''. .



Fun Facts

Only 5.5 million mothers in the U.S. reported themselves as stay-at-home moms in the latest census.


Humor
Men Browse Tinder Men Browse Tinder

Women may be fascinated to find out what men really consider before they swipe right or left. Then again they may already know the answer..

Women Want To Ruin The NFL! Women Want To Ruin The NFL!

Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.



Humour from the Forum
How many mystery writers?

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.



Humor and Commentary
The Real Reason Hospitals Are So Expensive The Real Reason Hospitals Are So Expensive

American healthcare might not be the best world, but it is the most expensive - but it wasn't always that way. A big part of the reason that Americans spend so much on health-care is that hospitals overcharge patients massively. They need to do this to get fairly compensated by insurance companies.

Why Misuse of Antibiotics Could End Modern Medicine Why Misuse of Antibiotics Could End Modern Medicine

Before antibiotics if you got an infection there was a good chance that you would die from the infection. Thanks to the discovery of penicillin and other antibiotics surgeries have a much higher survival rate. But all that could change!



Scaring Men

Scaring men is easy

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.


Strange Videos
I Am Your Grandma I Am Your Grandma

A truly weird video made for her future offspring, speaking to them as their grandmother.

Super Stretchy Skin Super Stretchy Skin

Super stretchy skin grosses out the interviewer.



Fun Facts

Halloween was actually a Celtic holiday. It was originally called Samhain meaning "end of summer". In ancient Celtic Ireland, October 31st marked the official end of summer.


Halloween Stuff
A Halloween Song A Halloween Song

The intro from Nightmare before Christmas.

Horrible Date Date with a Zombie

It is bad enough being a zombie, but whenyour d___ falls off in front of a pretty girl



Halloween Innocence
10 Things that sound dirty - but not on Halloween

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. I got the best piece from that house.
5. Quit screwing around on the porch!!
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
8. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
9. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
10. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Humor
Fox News Covers a Murder Fox News Covers a Murder

In this humorous comedy sketch a Fox news reporter covers the shooting of a black man by police officers, and manages to enrage the grieving family.

Children on an Airplane Children on an Airplane

Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Bar and Bra

What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?

Answer:
1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.



Musical Madness Videos
Wallyworld the Musical Wallyworld the Musical

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code. - just kidding -

Pumped Up Parody Pumped Up Parody

Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.



Fun Facts

Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.


Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine


Creative Video
Earths Finery Earths Finery

A compilation of beautiful moments from nature, scenery, animals.

Trip to the North Pole Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.



Humor from the Forum
A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.



The More You Know
The Price of Certainty The Price of Certainty

What if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty.

Introverts vs Extroverts Introverts vs Extroverts

It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.



Fun Facts
Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.


Humor and Commentary
The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal

Despite being told that marijuana is a gateway drug study after study shows that it is not any more so than alcohol and for most adults it is essentially homeless. So why then is it illegal?.

Adam Ruins Everything -  Drugs Adam Ruins Everything - Drugs

Doctors prescribe drugs just as addictive as street drugs all the time, in fact in the case of Adderall we give kids the same drug we make scary TV shows about. .



Humor from the Forum
Internet Addiction

My internet addiction is so bad..

Its alt of ctrl.



Stand-up Comedy
Pickles Lewis Black Pickles Lewis Black

Lewis takes on the most pressing issues of the world, in this case, the scourge of restaurant pickles.



Jimeoin Jimeoin

Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Blessed are the Cracked!

Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.



Scenery and Adventure
Beautiful Places Beautiful Places

Highlights from 3 years of traveling the world, working along side Devin Graham and TeamSupertramp. Filmmaker ventures off begin creating original content.

Airborne Films Airborne Films

A show reel featuring the best of recent aviation videos and some excellent music..



Fun Facts

Cat kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate by drinking seawater.



Comedy Greats
Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy

You have seen his jokes on the Internet, but most people aren't aware that the humor there reading was written decades ago. There is an old saying in comedy 'If it made you laugh it was a good joke'.

Changing Euphemisms Changing Euphemisms

The English language has evolved to describe traumatic and offensive terms in a much more benign way. Descriptions such as shell-shocked, were replaced with terms like post traumatic stress disorder, which don't relate the severity of the trauma.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Farm Excursion

Mother: David, did you enjoy the farm excursion?

David: Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers.

Mother: Errr, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**kers?

David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk.

Mother: But who said they were called, er, f**kers?

David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant.



Show Time
Comedy and Magic Comedy and Magic

From Japan comes a hilarious magic and comedy act give it a watch. I think you'll enjoy

An Amazing Balancing Act An Amazing Balancing Act

If you are enjoy balancing and juggling.



Fun Facts

There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.



Stand-up Comedy Videos
What you get With Basic Life What you get With Basic Life

There are a lot of awesome things you get with a basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.

Why Everything Sucks Why Everything Sucks

Craig Ferguson explains that he has figured out why everything sucks.



Humor from the Forum
One-liners - From a Woman's Point of View

Behind every successful woman is herself

Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

So many men, so few who can afford me

Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time



Humor
Stanhope on Overpopulation Stanhope on Overpopulation

Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his view on what is really affecting the climate.

Liquor Stories Liquor Stories

Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, The Liquor. This week - "Bim Jeam".



Fun Facts

On average the amount people can hold their breath is around one minute. Smashing that time to achieve an astounding 21 minutes 29 seconds was Hungarian escape artist David Merlini, who achieved a world record on April 26 2009 for holding his breath underwater



Music Beatles
The Beatles - Revolution The Beatles - Revolution

''When you talk about destruction, don’t you know that you can count me out'' is the lyric that issued in the term passive revolution.

The Beatles - Hello, Goodbye The Beatles - Hello, Goodbye

When The Beatles began recording what would become their third single to be released in 1967, its working title was ‘Hello, Hello’.



Oneliners
Wisdom

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.



Skit Comedy
The Antique Shop The Antique Shop

Wonder why people charge so much for the junk in antique shops? We've got the answer.

They Just Dont Know It yet They Just Don't Know It yet

Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Delivering Babies

Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

"Bringing babies?" the son asked.

"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."

"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.

"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.

"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."

"I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"

"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.

Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.

He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"

"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"





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