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It's difficult to be a waiter when you're seriously overweight, and find IHOP food to be mouthwatering.
Daniel recalls how as a youth trying to break into comedy, an easy life made it difficult for him to develop the angst needed for edgy humor.
The bonobo monkey, the closest relative to humans, is naturally bisexual.
Since the politicians have been known to stretch the truth a bit, we thought this video might help. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
Does it seem as though the American dream has faded a bit. Are fewer people asking what it's like to live in America? Well maybe it's time we came up with a better dream.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......
You either married it or gave birth to it.
A humorous stand-up routine about some of the weird people that hang out in the changing room in the gym.
What happens when you don't have time to
make your flight and return your rental car?
After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in Norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.
Every decade people have claimed that pot has gotten stronger. After years of abstaining, Keegan decides to try smoking weed again.
This humorous sketch about a young insecure woman posting her photo hoping people will like it will make you laugh, especially at the end.
With 45 percent of senior management positions held by women, Russia has once again topped a ranking of countries with the highest percentage of women in senior business roles
Doug Stanhope calls out the buttheads that viewers love to hate, on reality television.
Pills are available to make you fit in, to make you work harder - why?
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
ou could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
Classic comedy with Dean Martin and Bob Newhart as a customer who wants to return his toupee.
A humorous monologue by comedian Ronnie Barker from a society of people that mispronounce most of their words.
Since 2009, government spending at all levels has been consuming a larger percentage of the nation's economy than ever recorded in the history of the U.S., including World War II.
You have seen his jokes on the Internet, but most people aren't aware that the humor there reading was written decades ago. There is an old saying in comedy 'If it made you laugh it was a good joke'.
The English language has evolved to describe traumatic and offensive terms in a much more benign way. Descriptions such as shell-shocked, were replaced with terms like post traumatic stress disorder, which don't relate the severity of the trauma.
Mother: David, did you enjoy the farm excursion?
David: Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers.
Mother: Errr, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**kers?
David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk.
Mother: But who said they were called, er, f**kers?
David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant.
Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his view on what is really affecting the climate.
Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, The Liquor. This week - "Bim Jeam".
On average the amount people can hold their breath is around one minute. Smashing that time to achieve an astounding 21 minutes 29 seconds was Hungarian escape artist David Merlini, who achieved a world record on April 26 2009 for holding his breath underwater
In preparation for their cousin's marriage to another man, a family asks a gay man questions about what the ceremony will be like in this humorous sketch.
Master Ken gives a humorous demonstration of the power of Ameri-Do-Te by hitting his opponent a record-breaking 100 times in just one second..
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."
Matt replies, "And we weren't?"
Incredible slow motion film shows us how the sparrowhawk slips through the air to catch its prey.
A grizzly mum's brave efforts to find food for her young cubs with some beautiful video footage of bear cubs and their mother. .
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.
A humorous spoof of on-line dating sites It's juggla-love at first whoop.
Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others ...and then there's the personal trainers.
Behind every successful woman is herself
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels
A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career
So many men, so few who can afford me
Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time
There are a lot of awesome things you get with a basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.
In his comedy monologue, Craig Ferguson explains that he has figured out why everything sucks.
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.
Facebook can be depressing because everyone else's lives are better than yours... But are they really? .
A creative video big on juxtaposition, and what looks like a meeting between countries in a location that could pass for the UN turns into an all-out brawl.
A blond goes to the vet with her goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.
The blond says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.
With none of the trappings of Indian culture, comic humorously recounts some of the disappointments of not living up to people's expectations.
A young Jim Carrey performing a standup comedy routine with impressions of Clint Eastwood, Leonid Brezhnev, E.T, and many more..
This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.
I'm Triggered features two roommates who use psychology to discuss 'triggering' issues. And it sounds as ridiculous as it is.
There was no punctuation until the 15th century.
The global drug policy system is broken. Despite the goal of protecting people from drugs, its punitive approach has instead increased the dangers of these substances and demonizes the communities most impacted by them.
After reporting on the hacks of Sony Pictures, JPMorgan Chase, Ashley Madison, and other major companies, Kevin Roose got curious about what it felt like to be on the victim’s side of a giant data breach..
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"
"Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out
"Matt is riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving"
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know that?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Did you know the devil played a diabolical trick on us by creating a reptilian species and burying their fossils to create an alternative timeline?
People in California take food to extremes, and for some reason when people go on extreme diets they feel the need to tell you all about the details.
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman
Did you know that serving your children the wrong orange juice can lead to a life of crime. .
It's tradition that the first person to be buried in the graveyard gets to enter heaven that day. But everyone else who is buried on the same day must wait until the following day to enter heaven.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Not yet," she replied.
As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.
Somebody has been humorously switchingsigns at the local bathhouse.
It takes about five hours for sunlight to reach Pluto. It takes eight minutes to reach Earth
Just an elephant sauntering up to a swimming pool for a cool drink of water.
What is wrong with these humans that they cannot follow simple instructions?
How Dogs and Men are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
In standup comedy telling a joke
is all about delivery and timing.
Test driving implants before buying.
“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”
-- President Harry Truman
Video of Spanish guitar virtuosos Rodrigo and Gabriela playing for crowds on the streets of Dublin Ireland.
A unique and strangely captivating style of music video.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
A satirical comedy sketch highlighting how odd it would be to have the same interactions with people that we accept as normal on Facebook. .
In this biting satire Apple has created something so small and so thin that it's almost invisible to the naked human eye..
A woodpeckers tongue can wrap around its head twice
A chameleons tongue is twice the length of its body
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue
At around 3 tons, the tongue of the blue whale weighs more than most elephants.
Do millennials really have attention spans shorter than a goldfish? The truth is a bit more complicated - and a lot less comfortable.
America's cities are crumbling under poor infrastructure, and politicians aren't willing to spend the money needed to fix it.
Several friends were at camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."
why is Health and Services so pissy...and what happened to common sense.
Reginald D on how his girlfriend wants him to involve her in his comedy, but reacts negatively if he brings up a sensitive subject.
More people live in caves today than during the Stone Age.
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.And you could be in debt the rest of your life
CollegeHumor's popular skit returns and shines a light on the stupid, lazy, and sometimes creepy questions that search engine as asked to answer..
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
A very bendable woman named Zlata
Birdman Claudio Montuori captures the crowd's ttention with his entertaining tunes
If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble
Years of training allow Olympic archer Sarah Voegel to somehow resist shooting arrows at fans, stadium ushers, or birds flying overhead.
A friend of the Clinton family describes a Hillary who America never gets to see: the one he once saw having sex with her husband.
Did you hear about the "Dial a Prayer" service for atheists?
You call the number and no one answers.
A funny skit featuring some of the weird women that inhabit the tinder universe.
A humorous review of the type of men this young woman finds on tinder. .
The U.S. has both the largest prison population and the highest rate of incarceration in the world, including China and Russia.
Experience elemental nature in some of its most surreal and chaotic forms. This video showcases a variety of supercells and other rotating storms, spooky night based mesoscale convective systems, and atmospheric optics.
Backseat cockpit view of an ultra-low flight performance providing fantastic aviation visuals. Cockpit videos Includes shots from F-15 Eagle, F-16 Fighting Falcon, F/A-18 Hornet, F/A-18 Super Hornet aircraft.
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There is no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100...
Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th.
I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice Weekend," said the officer.
As Congress faces budgetary gridlock in the fight against Zika, meanwhile the CDC announces that there are more than 2700 cases of the Zika virus in the United States.
Hillary Clinton comes under fire for calling half of Donald Trump supporters "deplorables" and for not disclosing her pneumonia diagnosis amid rumors about her health..
Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their partners
Feeding of orphaned bear cubs in a rehabilitation center. The cubs will be returned to the wild.
Kittens at play demonstrate the journey from cute fluff-ball to mini predator.
Matt's dad picked him up from school one one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that indeed he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
Did you know that a single company controls 80% of all glasses and sunglasses brands?
We've done something that at first seems counterintuitive--and then is: we've made it worse.
You're not going to impress anybody, and the peace of mind that comes with that allows you to strut your body like you are entitled to the place.
Every day, millions of women are afflicted with wearing headphones, leaving them completely out of touch with men who want to speak to them. .
One seventeenth-century Massachusetts husband was put in stocks alongside his adulterous wife and her lover because the community reasoned she wouldn’t have strayed if her husband had been fulfilling is marital obligations.