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Improv Comedy
Tattoos You Don't Want to See

Tattoos You Don't Want to See

Tattoos can say a lot about people kind of like a person's car says a lot about a person. This improvisational comedy is all about tattoos that you don't want to see on people that you would like to date. .


Humor from the Forum

Getting the Last Word


John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"

Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?

"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".


Stand-up Comedy
Stewards of the Earth

Stewards of the Earth

If Christians were given dominion over the earth would God be pissed off at the way they have managed his creation.


Fun Facts

Iquitos, Peru is the largest city in the world inaccessible by road. It's located deep in the Amazon rain-forest and has over 400,000 people.


Magic and Illusion
Nailgun Trick

Nail-Gun Trick

This Nail_Gun Trick is an illusion. If you've spent any time in construction, you can probably figure out how it was done.


Humor from the Forum

Glue on my Pistol

I accused my wife of putting glue on my pistol collection.

She denied it but I'm sticking to my guns.


TV humor - Best of
World Is Turning  Intro

World Is Turning Intro

One of the more creative intros from the Drew Carey comedy show


Fun Facts

Laughing 100 times is equivalent to 15 minutes of exercise on a stationary bicycle.


Comedy and Magic
Air Fishing

Air Fishing

An entertaining segment on Fool Penn and Teller, featuring comedian and magician Mac King performing a magic skit called air fishing. A humorous magic routine that for some reason made his assistant Allison a bit nervous.


Humor from the Forum

Hospital Stay

A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.

“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”

After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!


Entertaining
Dramatic Tornado Footage

Dramatic Tornado Footage

What starts out as a sea spout over the ocean turns into a tornado as it comes ashore at Fort Walton Beach. This dramatic footage shows how quickly tornadoes can grow.


Fun Facts

The '60s show Lost in Space takes place in 1997.


Improvisational Comedy
Mending the Roof - Surreal Version

Mending the Roof - Surreal Version

The first scene in which Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles performed improvisational comedy was a skit about mending the roof. It turned out to be a very successful pairing.


Humor from the Forum

How To Stop The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old car parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words,stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny anything. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his car in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.


Over the Edge
On the Edge

On the Edge

Some people have no fear of heights. This video was shot by someone, probably an adrenaline junkie, who apparently has no fear of heights as he steps out on the ledge of a building.


Fun Facts

Dogs can see in multi colors. It is not true that dogs only can see in Black and white colors. Dogs can see most colors but the intensity of the colors are not so vivid. Dogs can see yellow and blue colors but struggle with green and red colors. On the other hand their vision in night is much better than Humans.


Sketch Comedy
Racism Insurance: Coverage for White Privilege

Racism Insurance: Coverage for White Privilege

A humorous look at some of the things white people say when trying to bond with people of color. A comedy skit featuring racism insurance


Humor from the Forum

An English Lesson - Direct Object

Christopher's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Christopher stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."

"Why thank you, Christopher," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," he replied.


SNL Comedy
Marry a Mermaid

Marry a Mermaid

A marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).


Fun Facts

During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.


Standup Comedy Newcomers
James Smith Stand-Up

James Smith Stand-Up

This comedian humorously compares relationships to being employed and is trying to decide whether he wants to be single or in a relationship.


Humor from the Forum

Know the Difference

Know the Difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


Funny Videos
Red Wine and Hoops

Red Wine and Hoops

Young lady tries to drink a glass of wine while simultaneously working the hula hoop.


Fun Facts

Trivia is the Roman goddess of sorcery, hounds and… the crossroads.


Humorous Situations
Selfies in the Stands

Selfies in the Stands

Humorous commentary as a couple of announcers watch in amazement as a group of girls are fixated on their smart phones instead of watching the game..


Humor from the Forum

Two Aliens are having a Conversation

After observing Earth two aliens are having a conversation.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have their weapons aimed at themselves."


Beauty of Nature
Why Jellyfish Float Like a Butterfly - And Sting Like a Bee

Why Jellyfish Float Like a Butterfly - And Sting Like a Bee

Jellyfish don’t have a heart, or blood, or even a brain. They’ve survived five mass extinctions. And you can find them in every ocean, from pole to pole. What’s their secret? Keeping it simple, but with a few dangerous tricks..


Fun Facts

The atoms inside large planets begin to compress so severely above a certain mass that adding more mass actually shrinks your planet.

This occurs in our Solar System, which explains why Jupiter has three times the mass of Saturn but is only 20% physically larger.


Biting the Hand
Manufactured Consensus

Manufactured Consensus

What is the role of media in today's connected world. Some would say to enlighten and inform, but pull back the curtain and you will find a different purpose.


Humor from the Forum

Psychiatry Convention

I was at a ski resort durring a psychiatry convention.

I've never seen so many Freudians slip.


Funny Videos
Walmart Nation

Walmart Nation

Wal-Mart, home of fashion sense - not.


Funny Joke from the Forum

At The Barber

A man visits a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

As the Barber is finishing up, the client asks in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back the next day like everyone else."


Standup Comedy
Need a Man in My Life

Need a Man in My Life

Isn't Google great, that's free information, who needs college, yes this comedian appears to be a natural blonde.


Fun Facts

French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two

The science of kissing is called philematology

The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705


Adventure
Underwater Odyssey of Art

Underwater Odyssey of Art

Video documentary detailing the changes to the Silent Evolution installation and the process behind Jason deCaires Taylor works.


Humor from the Forum

Any Books on Paranoia

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia

She whispered "They're behind you."


SNL Humor
John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

Host John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.


Fun Facts

The first self-propelled vehicle–Cugnot Fardier—was made by Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot in 1769. It was a steam-powered tricycle.

The world’s first IC engine–The Pyréolophore–was probably built by Nicephore Niepce in 1807. The inventor is also credited with the invention of photography.


Creative Videos
All Riders Survived

All Riders Survived

Stunning video from legendary the Isle of Man road race.


Jokes

The Man that Invented

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry-go-round….

They traveled in different circles.


Improvisational Humor
Scenes from a Hat Aisha

Scenes from a Hat Aisha

A humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.


Fun Facts

It takes 18 tampons to soak up a whole can of campbells soup.


Sit-com Humor
Glue and Curry

Glue and Curry

After visit to her favorite curry takeout Mrs. Brown finds it necessary to make frequent trips to the bathroom and is really stinking up the place.


Fun Facts

There is a word for “the day after tomorrow” and “the day before yesterday”.

Ereyesterday means the day before yesterday and overmorrow means the day after tomorrow.


Humor and Satire
Flaming Idiot

Flaming Idiot

A humorous comedy skit pointing out the difference between flaming homosexuals and normal homosexuals.


Humor from the Forum

A Buddhist monk in New York

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar

The first orders a pint of beer. The second half a pint, the third a quarter ad infinitum. The bartender just pours two pints and says "sort it out yourselves."


Workplace Humor
Do-It-Yourself Disasters

Do-It-Yourself Disasters

A compilation of do-it-yourself disasters for the handyman in all of us.


Fun Facts

The Antarctic blue whale is the largest animal on the planet, weighing 400,000 pounds (181437 kilograms or approximately 32 elephants) and reaching 99 feet (approximately 30 meters) in length.

An adult whale consumes about 6,900 pounds (3000 kilograms) of krill per day during the main foraging season.


Prank
Disappearing Car

Disappearing Car

Would you watch my car for a minute while I get a cup of coffee. A prank is played on unsuspecting victims.


Humor from the Forum

Short Phunny Jokes

The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.

My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.

If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.


Cable Monopoly
Cable Service

Cable Service

If there is no alternative, then it is a monopoly and cable companies have you by the ba**s.


Fun Facts

The Romans had built a road network of 53,000 miles by the early fourth century. Each Roman mile was about 4,800 feet and marked by a milestone, giving birth to the saying “All roads lead to Rome.”


Stand-up Comedy
Not Pregnant

Not Pregnant

Little Esther isn't pregnant. She just wants the attention. And unfortunately there's no morning-after pill for eating a dozen donuts.


Jokes

Spreading the Word About Electricity

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.

Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.

To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation!


Late Night Funny

TV's Most Famous Chair

TV's Most Famous Chair

TVs most famous chair these days from a humor and comedy standpoint is probably the red chair on the Norton show.


Fun Facts

Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam’s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child’s breath.


Funny Videos
Really Likes His Job

Really Likes His Job

...or has a lot better medication than the rest of us.


Humor from the Forum

A husband Texts his Wife

A husband texts his wife after being involved in a severe accident. "Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Cathy brought me to the hospital.

They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head was very strong. It may be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot."

Wife's Response: Who is Cathy?


Women in Comedy
My Dance Moves

My Dance Moves

Hilariously funny ventriloquism sketch by Nina Conti in which an audience is fitted with a dummy mask and asked to dance.


Fun Facts

88% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.


Standup Comedy Newcomers
Aparna Nancherla Stand-Up

Aparna Nancherla Stand-Up

According to Aparna, models are self-esteem pickpockets. Walk by one, and within seconds, you feel terrible.


Jokes

Spreading BS

Two economists trying to learn about farm economy came across a pile of manure while walking through the pasture where the farmer used to keep his bulls.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 if you can pick up a handfull of manure and throw it over that fence.” The second economist throws the manure over the fence and takes the $100.

As they continue walking they come across another pile of manure. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 if you can pick up a handfull of manure and throw it over this fence.” The first economist throws the manure over the fence and takes the $100.

After walking a little farther, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to sling manure, then you gave me back the same $100 to sling some manure. I can't help but feel like we both just sling manure for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We spread a little BS and increased the GDP by $200!"


Humorous Attenborough
Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Sir David Attenborough, narrates an organized brawl between European football thugs.


Fun Facts

The top layer of the Moon alone contains enough oxygen to sustain 8 billion people for 100,000 years

It's just not in a gaseous state. Instead, it's encased in regolith, a layer of rock and fine dust that covers the Moon's surface.


Funny Videos
Clothes Make the Woman

Clothes Make the Woman

That is what these advertisers would like you to believe in this funny video about a attractive granny.


Humor from the Forum

Grammar Nazis

How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb.

Too


Stand-up Comedy
Nik Dodani - Man of Color

Nik Dodani - Man of Color

With none of the trappings of Indian culture, comic humorously recounts some of the disappointments of not living up to people's expectations.


Humor from the Forum

Thoughts

A hermit was pulled over by the police and charged with recluse driving.

Watched an Olympic curling event yesterday. - I soon got swept up in the action.

It's tough doing inventories in Afghanistan. - due to the tally ban.

The Symphony Orchestra conductor threw a tempo tantrum.

I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong. I mean it's not rocket surgery


SNL Comedy
Girl at a Bar - SNL

Girl at a Bar - SNL

In this humorous sketch a young woman agrees to meet her friend at a bar for drinks, but gets there a little early and has to deal with a cast of losers.


Fun Facts

Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they start dancing more energetically than before, become prone to exaggerating when communicating with other bees, and often just lie to their hive-mates when telling them about food sources (using the bee communication method of 'waggle-dancing').


Humorous Pranks
Caught Cheating Prank

Caught Cheating Prank

Innocent men looking for a new clothes get a lot of grief when their wives and girlfriends notice red lipstick on their neck. When a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a smile, things get worse.


Humor from the Forum

The Wedding Dress


The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her father's new young wife, Barb, had purchased the exact same dress! She asked Barb to exchange the dress, but Barb refused. "Absolutely not! I'm wearing this dress. I look like a million bucks in it!"

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, Sweetheart, I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

Two weeks later Jennifer and her mother went shopping and found another awesome dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You really don't have any place to wear it."

Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, Dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"


Stand-up Comedy Nationalities
Russians

Russians

Why do Russians sound like they're talking backwards? Russell peters goes over some humorous examples of Russian words that sound like naughty words in English, and vice versa.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

The vintage date on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof by two.


Classic Clips
Right of Way

Right of Way

Navy types can be notoriously stubborn lot, but they're not going to run her aground to prove a point.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Billy's Baseball Game

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."


SWAT Recon - SNL

SWAT Recon - SNL

A SWAT mission is derailed as two officers assigned to watch the target get distracted by the target's unusual neighbors.


Fun Facts

Scientists believe that hair evolved for different reasons; for example, curly hair kept people cool in warm climates while straight care kept them warm in cool climates.


Funny Animals
Animals and Alcohol

Animals and Alcohol

Humans are not the only animals to experience the effects of alcohol.


Humor from the Forum

Dilbert Managers.

1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.

(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation in Redmond, Washington.)

2. What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3 How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? (Programming intern, Microsoft IIS development team)

4. E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business. (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

5. This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it. (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them. (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Lond Lines Division)


Comedy Bill Burr
Why Do We Keep Getting Married

Why Do We Keep Getting Married

Why do we keep getting married when the odds are strangely against success. A young Bill Burr humorously expounds on that thought, and compares it to skydiving..


Fun Facts

The scientific study of dreams is known as Oneirology

The Ashanti, take dreams so seriously that they allow a husband to take action against another man if that man had an erotic dream about his wife.


Stand-up Comedy
Cheap Dates

Cheap Dates

Many Asians lack an enzyme in their biological makeup that helps them process alcohol and so become intoxicated fairly easily.


Humor from the Forum

Why did the Cows Return


Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.


Comedy Sketches
French Restaurant - Key & Peele

French Restaurant - Key & Peele

A man on a date overplays his hand when he suggests that he’s knowledgeable about French cuisine.


Fun Facts

If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, only 28 people would live on the island.


Humorous Quotes

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. " - Anonymous


Stand-up Comedy
Persian Girls

Persian Girls

Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..


Humor from the Forum

One-liners

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

I chose my gastroenterologist based on a gut feeling.

I took a picture of a field of wheat, but it turned out grainy.

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.

First Rule of Camping: Start building the tent before you start drinking....

I studied water purification in college because I had a great thirst for knowledge.


Stand-up Comedy
Women Are Horrible Story Tellers

Women Are Horrible Story Tellers

The set starts out with the comedian asking for a show of hands from the guys whose woman tells wonderful stories. .


Fun Facts

The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece.


Improvisational Comedy
Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Improv comedy sketch called things you can say about a shoe but not about your girlfriend or significant other. A humorous series called scenes from hat in that they pull ideas suggested from the audience for improvisational comedy..


Humor from the Forum

Poor Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.


Humorous Pranks
Flowers and Young Love

Flowers and Young Love

Another humorous prank in which a young man with a bouquet of flowers is waiting for the girl of his dreams.


Fun Facts

The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.

The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.


Humor
George Carlin On Ethnic Pride

George Carlin On Ethnic Pride

Comedian makes the case that pride should be reserved for accomplishments, instead of an accident of birth.


Humor from the Forum

Personal Ads By Seniors In Florida

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


Humorous Sketches
Levi's Wokes - SNL

Levi's Wokes - SNL

Introducing Wokes, sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that defies labels. A humorous comedy skit that pushes back against people's unwillingness to accept descriptions. This comedy sketch makes fun of people who get triggered over everything.


Fun Facts

Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a TV for three hours!

The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.

Plastic bottles take 700 years before they begin to decompose in a landfill.


Interesting
Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone

Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone

The New Year's Cruise with 4,000 passengers was caught in a violent winter storm. Although the ship is capable of handling such a storm, the ship was constantly rolling for 3 days.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Way Out West

The sheriff of a small lawless town way out west walks into the saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks.

"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy looking cowboy.

"Well," the sheriff answers, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'," replies the sheriff.

Comedy
Watch and Enjoy

Watch and Enjoy

Just watch and enjoy the event. No one really watches your videos on Facebook anyway


Fun Facts

All modern horses 'are descended from one herd tamed 6,000 years ago in the Russian plains' .


Sleight of Hand
The Best Sleight Of Hand

The Best Sleight Of Hand

French magician, performs impressive, and humorous magic with only balls and cups.


Stand-up Comedy
Dealing with Difficult People

Dealing with Difficult People

When dealing with difficult people you should not try to speak with them on their level, according to this comedian, you should try out weird them.


Humor from the Forum

Shaved Down There

My wife came out of the bathroom and with a twinkle in her eye, said “I just shaved down there and you know what that means don't you”

With a knowing nod, I said “Yep sure do - the drain is clogged again!”


Comedy
Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Check out Jimmy Carr's best insults from Countdown including some humorous swipes at Bill Bailey, Johnathon Ross, and Rachael Riley.


Fun Facts

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!


Political Humor
Truth in Politics

Truth in Politics

What political ads would look like if politicians were given truth serum.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Blessed are the Cracked!

Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


Classic Humor
Hunting With Bubba

Hunting With Bubba

Nothing wrong with someone just doing what he's told to do, but Bubba is not the brightest bulb in the house.


Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ' woken up to reality '.


Counterculture Comedy
Ugly People Get stuff Done

Ugly People Get stuff Done

Comedian humorously observes that while corporate media features lots of beautiful people dancing around it's the ugly people that get stuff done.


Humor from the Forum

Truth from a Politician

What can we expect from a politician if we ask him to tell "Truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth"?

Three different answers...


Humorous Pranks
Magician Undressing Cop Prank

Magician Undressing Cop Prank

Tip of the day: Never mess with a magician. They always have a trick up their sleeves! And entertaining prank as a magician's accomplice in a police uniform tips viewers as to how the magician is performing his tricks.


Fun Facts

Syria was once a major centre for weaving and grading in textiles. Damascus weavers mastered the ancient technique for weaving patterns into cloth - Damask which has become very famous.


Humor and Perspective
Thoughts And Prayer's

Thoughts And Prayer's

Anthony Jeselnik 'Thoughts And Prayer's addresses social media narcissism during tragedies like the Paris terrorist attack or the Aurora shooting. There are places to offer real support, and they are not hard to find.


Humor from the Forum

Short Quizz

The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.

It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.


Political Humor
Vote for Me

Vote for Me

It's political silly season and this is an oldie, but not much has changed. We look at the politicians parading in front of the cameras, trying to get our vote, and wonder why we cannot do better. Well at least that's what I'm wondering.


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Classic Humor
Welcome to Your New Home

Welcome to Your New Home

A classic comedy skit featuring the devil welcoming souls to their home


Funny Joke from the Forum

Delivering Babies

Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

"Bringing babies?" the son asked.

"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."

"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.

"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.

"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."

"I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"

"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.

Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.

He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"

"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"


Humorous Pranks<
Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

In this prank a woman almost gets caught cheating with a gay man by his lover, will the other customers help her hide.


Fun Facts

One seventeenth-century Massachusetts husband was put in stocks alongside his adulterous wife and her lover because the community reasoned she wouldn’t have strayed if her husband had been fulfilling is marital obligations.


Comedy Sketches

First Day as President - No Matter Who Won

First Day as President - Old Faces But Nothing Has Changed

A humorous comedy sketch the makes the assumption no matter which candidate wins there is a grand plan that they must follow. .


Humor from the Forum

What’s an Echo?

Son:   ''Dad, What’s an echo?''

Father:   ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''


Classic Comedy
Diving Fool

Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Fun Facts

Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.


Improv Comedy
What's On The Green Screen

What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what is being displayed behind you.


Humor from the Forum

One-Line Whit.

Just bought a new German electric car. It's a Voltswagen.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.


Stand-up Comedy
Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

In addition to performing as a standup comedy Chelsea Peretti works as a writer on ''Parks and Recreation''.


Fun Facts

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.


Political Humor
Political BS Detector

Political BS Detector

Since the politicians have been known to stretch the truth a bit, we thought this video might help. How can you tell when a politician is lying?


Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte


Magic

A Doctored Deck or Not

A Doctored Deck or Not

Is it a card trick or is it mentalism - you be the judge. .


Fun Facts

There are 93 million Wangs in China, is the most popular name in the country.


Comedy Sketch
The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick

When a hot girl comes into the store to buy computer parts, the sales assistants lose their voices and their minds. A humorous comedy sketch showing what happens when a beautiful woman comes into the room and tongue-tied guys try to keep it together.


Humor from the Forum

Banking Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.


SNL Comedy Sketches

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.


Fun Facts

After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in Norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.


Humor
Not As Planned

Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Humor from the Forum

How Government Works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, is how government works.


Magic
Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Magician Adam Wilber fools Penn & Teller in an entertaining bit of magic where he has a guy sign a one dollar bill which he turns into a one hundred bill complete with signature.


Fun Facts

The USA has more tornadoes than any other country in the world, averaging around 1200 a year.


Humorous
Dicken’s Cider

Dicken’s Cider

Several humorous lines from the Dickens cider company that were used in their commercials. Even given some random people got in on the act. Even better, added to the end of this video is a bloopers reel.


Humor from the Forum

First Braille Horror Story

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.


Comedy
It Doesn't Get Better

It Doesn't Get Better

For most kids in high school, the future promises better days. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.


Fun Facts

Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!


Standup Comedy Newcommers
A Unique Sense of Style

A Unique Sense of Style

Maggie May goes for unique sense of style so she gets called quirky or sassy but what does that really mean.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Getting Old

Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."

Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.


Securing a Porta-potty

Securing a Porta-potty

Securing a Porta-potty

Our soldiers should be commended for their actions. Someone could have left a stink bomb in there.


Fun Facts

Americans spend an average of US$1,096 on coffee each year.


Stand up Comedy

When Your Fly Is Open

When Your Fly Is Open

Everyone is embarrassed about the subject, so no one says anything when your fly is open.


Humor from the Forum

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never Thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, Seductive, and invincible.

No wait... I'm thinking of wine.


Comedy
OJ Commercial

OJ Commercial

Did you know that serving your children the wrong orange juice can lead to a life of crime.


Fun Facts

Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.


Creative
Super Storm Cell Timelapse

Super Storm Cell Timelapse

A rotating supercell storm. And not just a rotating supercell, but one with insane structure and amazing movement.


Humour from the Forum

My Dad Scribbles

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!"


Stand-up Comedy
Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Chris Gordon invites the audience to heckle him, and using a prop insult book he responds accordingly. Wearing a bright animal shirt is like wearing a target.


Fun Facts

Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.


Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine


Women in Comedy
Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

This comedian has discovered that she ranks well in the Midwest on the attractiveness scale, middle-of-the-road on the East Coast, and as a cocker spaniel on the West Coast.


Famous Quotes

“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”
-- President Harry Truman


Stand-Up Comedy
Test Drive Comedy

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.


Fun Facts

During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.


Funny, Old, and Relevant
Protect Yourself with Censorship

Protect Yourself with Censorship

Dangerous realities and truths attack our everyday lives. Fear Not - censorship is here to protect us. This short, humorously informative piece, explains in detail how censorship can save you from having to think on your own.


Humor from the Forum

Scaring Men

Scaring men is easy

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.


Buster Keaton
The Art of the Gag

The Art of the Gag

Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy.


Fun Facts

‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.


Humorous Video
Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

A funny story from a grandmotherly person on her one and only tattoo experience.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Short Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.


There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.


Pranks
Changing Identities

Changing Identities

A humorous prank using a brother and sister that closely resemble each other to change gender while an unsuspecting person holds the door.


Fun Facts

It takes about five hours for sunlight to reach Pluto. It takes eight minutes to reach Earth


Oops

Ferry Crash

Ferry Crash

Shortly after leaving the docks this very lost power to the control room, which left the engine at speed and no way to steer.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Fairy Tales


"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected."


Funny Skits
Butter Stick

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.


Fun Facts

Six billion steps of DNA are contained in a single cell. This DNA can be stretched six feet, but it is coiled up in the cell's nucleus, which measures only 1/2500 of an inch in diameter.


Stand-up Comedy
Returning a Rental Car

Returning a Rental Car

What happens when you don't have time to make your flight and return your rental car?


Humor from the Forum

Set it Free.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......

You either married it or gave birth to it.


Stand-up Comedy
Children on an Airplane

Children on an Airplane

Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.


Fun Facts

In 1990, Stephen Hawking dropped his wife of almost 30 years --who was having an affair-- and took off with his nurse.


Comedy Sketches
Last Call

Last Call

Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.


Humor from the Forum

Taking a Bath

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Not yet," she replied.


Frozen Stuff
Like Ships in the Ice

Like Ships in the Ice

A ship passes by, crushing the ice on which you just walked.


Fun Facts

The flag erected on the Moon during the historic Apollo 11 landing was purchased at a local Sears store for US$5.50.


Stand-up Comedy
Jimeoin

Jimeoin

Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.


Humor from the Forum

Win the Laziest Man

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.


Show Time
Comedy and Magic

Comedy and Magic

From Japan comes a hilarious magic and comedy act give it a watch. I think you'll enjoy


Fun Facts
Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.

Funny Videos
Limp Meets Limp

Limp Meets Limp

Comedy stand-up routine on limp hand shakers. What happens when two limp and shakers meet .


Funny Joke from the Forum

Husband finds a Photo of Himself

Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse

Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Funny
Did You Honk At Me

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.


Fun Facts

2% of the world's currency is physical cash. The other 98% of the money in the world only exists on computer hard drives.


Ocean: Above and Below
Rough Seas

Rough Seas

Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through the storm.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Farm Excursion

Mother: David, did you enjoy the farm excursion?

David: Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers.

Mother: Errr, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**kers?

David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk.

Mother: But who said they were called, er, f**kers?

David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant.


Funny Animals
Cool Drink of Pool

Cool Drink of Pool

Just an elephant sauntering up to a swimming pool for a cool drink of water.


Fun Facts

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.


Comedy

The Tiny Little Things

The Tiny Little Things

A humorous skit about the little things in life that cause irritation.


Humour from the Forum

New Restaurant

I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150


Comedy
When It's Fall in the South

When It's Fall in the South

Fall is our favorite week of the year. Happy fall, y'all! In some parts of the world fall season means time to get your jackets out, and make sure your heating system is working properly. In the South it just means it's going to be less hot


Humor from the Forum

One-liners - From a Woman's Point of View

Behind every successful woman is herself

Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

So many men, so few who can afford me

Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time


Food for Thought Videos

Pale Blue Dot Remix

Pale Blue Dot Remix

New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech


Fun Facts

Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


SNL Comedy
Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Welcome to 'Where did the Money Go', where we try to teach financial security to some of the world's most ignorant millionaires.


Humor from the Forum

How many mystery writers...

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.


Humor
The Discoverers

The Discoverers

How did continents and countries get their names? This humorous sketch will give you some idea.


Fun Facts

The U.S. has both the largest prison population and the highest rate of incarceration in the world, including China and Russia.


SNL Comedy
Live Report - Sinkhole

Live Report - Sinkhole

A reporter's broadcast from the site of a sinkhole gets off-topic when he interviews a beautiful woman (Margot Robbie) and her unimpressive husband.


Humor from the Forum

Two Typos

There are two typos of people in the world...

... those who proofread, and those who don't.


Creative

Centered

Centered

Wes Anderson’s focus on parallels and his penchant for centering his subjects in his films is documented in this video short.


Fun Facts

In the on-line dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.”


Funny
Wrong Bathroom

Wrong Bathroom

Somebody has been humorously switchingsigns at the local bathhouse.


Humorous Quotes

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman


Entertaining Animals
Fetch With the River

Fetch With the River

An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.


Fun Facts

In 1954, archaeologists excavating an 8th-century Viking settlement in Sweden found a Buddha statuette from India.


Humor
Blind Date Fart

Blind Date Fart

A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment.


Humor from the Forum

Okay to sleep with Mom

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I entered my bed-room about 2 A.M., I found my two children, apparently scared by the loud storm, in bed with my wife, Karen. That night I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.

After my next trip, Karen and the children picked me up in the airport terminal. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said excitedly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" my son shouted.

The airport became very quiet as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area for his Mom.


Stand-up Comedy
War That's What We're Good For

War - What What is it Good For?

A little commentary from George Carlin on one of the things we do best.


Fun Facts

Human breast milk, in addition to it's nutritional content, contains sugars (oligosaccharides) intended to feed intestinal bacteria.


Strange Videos
Super Stretchy Skin

Super Stretchy Skin

Super stretchy skin grosses out the interviewer.


Humor from the Forum

Trying to Pack for Vacation

Her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them, before she rushed out of the room again.

When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"

Sad and broken up she looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"


Funny Animal Videos
Canine Dishwasher

Canine Dishwasher

Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.


Standup Comedy

It's so Soft

It's so Soft

Dulcé knows you can see her bra, but she paid a lot of money for that bra and she WANTS you to see.


Fun Facts

For 20 years of its almost 248-year orbit, Pluto is closer to the sun than Neptune because of its off-center and highly inclined orbit.

On Pluto, the sun rises and sets about once a week.


Interesting

Destruction

Destruction

An awesome light, a huge cloud and strangely mesmerizing view


Humor from the Forum

Nosey Pepper

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.


Stand-up Comedy

Jodi Miller - Camera Phones

Jodi Miller - Camera Phones

Jodi Miller imagines how guys sent dirty pictures before camera phones in this humorous stand-up comedy routine. Why do guys take so many pictures of the private parts? .


Fun Facts

The world record for the farthest flight by a paper aircraft is 226.8 feet (69.1 meters).


Stand-up Comedy

The American Dream

The American Dream

George Carlin seems to have been accurate in his last performance when it comes to predicting the future of the American economy.


Fun Facts

Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)


Animated Humor

Black Holes

Black Holes

Black Holes is a satirical animated series about space conquest, the meaning of life and proctology. It chronicles the journey of Dave on the first ever human mission to Mars..


Funny Joke from the Forum

It was a Beautiful Day

As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun.

After ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: "Hi gorgeous. How about you and I get together?".

"How dare you? replied the woman. "I'm not some cheap pick-up!"

"No?" said the wino. "Then what are you doing in my bed?"


Standup Comedy

Affording Fancy Workout Clothes

Affording Fancy Workout Clothes

Comedian Cristela has found a surefire way to lose weight - just switch to the metric system.


Fun Facts
In the courts of the Roman Empire, instead of swearing an oath on a bible, men swore to the truth on their statements while holding their genitals. Hence the word 'testify', from 'testicles'.


SNL Comedy Sketches

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.


Humor from the Forum

Confucius Say:

It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.


Funny Skits
Humorous Irish Funeral Custom

Humorous Irish Funeral Custom

It's tradition that the first person to be buried in the graveyard gets to enter heaven that day. But everyone else who is buried on the same day must wait until the following day to enter heaven.


Fun Facts

Cocaine raises dopamine levels by 250%, compared to 100% from sex and 50% from food.


Women in Comedy
Julie Kim at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival

Julie Kim at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival

Comedian Julie Kim has discovered that setups by friends aren't always awesome, but they do let you know thatt your friends think you're not as attractive as you think.


Humor from the Forum

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!

As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'


Humor
White Zombies

White Zombies

Escaping the zombie apocalypse is easier when the zombies want nothing to do with you.


Fun Facts

The energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago


SNL
What Even Matters Anymore - SNL

What Even Matters Anymore - SNL

Contestants compete on What Even Matters Anymore, hosted by Veronica Elders (Jessica Chastain). It seems our current Chief of Staff is able to brush off just about any crisis, and this is driving some people up the wall.


Humor from the Forum

Vegan

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting.”

I said, “People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer.”


Comedy
I'm Triggered

I'm Triggered

I'm Triggered features two roommates who use psychology to discuss 'triggering' issues. And it sounds as ridiculous as it is.


Fun Facts

The flag erected on the Moon during the historic Apollo 11 landing was purchased at a local Sears store for US$5.50.


Stand-up Comedy
Terrorists vs Indians

Terrorists vs Indians

Canadians have been asked not to smile for their passport photo in an attempt to catch terrorists. But why - terrorists never smile.


Humor from the Forum

The Test

Interviewer said, “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”

The candidate thought for a while and said, “My choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the interviewer.

Here is your question: “What comes first, day or night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said, “It’s day, sir!”

“How?” the interviewer asked.

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a second difficult question!”

Moral: Technical skill is the mastery of complexity, while creativity is the mastery of simplicity.


Standup Comedy

Using Day Labor

Using Day Labor

Recently Al bought a house at the height of the real estate boom, so to save money is trying to be a do-it-yourselfer and that provides plenty of comedy material.


Fun Facts
Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved fish - anchovies
Coconut water can be used (in emergencies) as a substitute for blood plasma.

Funny Skits
Butter Stick

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.


Humour from the Forum

New Restaurant

I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150


Comedy Sketches
Last Call

Last Call

Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.


Fun Facts

The word “nightmare” derives from the Anglo-Saxon word mare, meaning demon; which is related to the Sanskrit mara, meaning destroyer.


Funny
Did You Honk At Me

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.


Oneliners

Wisdom

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


Women in Comedy
Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

This comedian has discovered that she ranks well in the Midwest on the attractiveness scale, middle-of-the-road on the East Coast, and as a cocker spaniel on the West Coast.


Humorous Quotes

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman


Buster Keaton
The Art of the Gag

The Art of the Gag

Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy.


Fun Facts

The rock at the summit of Mount Everest is marine limestone and would have been deposited on the sea-floor around 450 million years ago.


Sketch Comedy
Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman

Shanice , Rashad and T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson). Two people from the hood, and one person from an imaginary world.


Humor from the Forum

A Cop Calls for Backup

A cop calls for backup from a crime scene.

This is officer Ollie, please send backup, a woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Have you arrested the woman?

No Sir! - The floor is still wet.


Interesting Info
Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story

Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story

Founded as Tesla Motors, Tesla Inc. was incorporated in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, both of whom played active roles in the company's early development prior to and after Elon Musk's involvement.


Fun Facts

The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.


Stand-Up Comedy
Test Drive Comedy

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.


Humor from the Forum

Navajo Wisdom…

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a recorder

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed, but he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"Watch out for these people. They have come to steal your land."


Stand-up Comedy Videos
What you get With Basic Life

What you get With Basic Life

There are a lot of awesome things you get with a basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.


Fun Facts

An African adult elephant eats about six hundred pounds of food a day.


Oneliners

Wisdom

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


Comedy Greats
Changing Euphemisms

Changing Euphemisms

The English language has evolved to describe traumatic and offensive terms in a much more benign way. Descriptions such as shell-shocked, were replaced with terms like post traumatic stress disorder, which don't relate the severity of the trauma.


Humor from the Forum

One-Line Whit.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.


Humor
If Alexa was Southern

If Alexa was Southern

The future is here, y'all. And it's available in burlap and reclaimed barn wood. If you want something say please, and if you get it say thank you, and for goodness sake ya'll mind your manners.


Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem till date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.


Stand-up Comedy
Meeting Molly

Meeting Molly

Rene Garcia shares a humorous story about his first time meeting molly. Coming from a strict military family background he doesn't get out much. .


Humor from the Forum

A Number Of..

I love the expression "A Number Of..." because it doesn't mean anything

"A number of " Victoria's Secret models have expressed an interest in sleeping with me

Unfortunately, that number is zero!



Stand-up Comedy
Daughters to the Airport Bathroom

Daughters to the Airport Bathroom

This comedian is a divorced father of two daughters, and as he tells it kids don't give much warning when they need to use the bathroom.


Fun Facts

People with relatively prudent and reliable partners tend to perform better at work, earning more promotions, making more money, and feeling more satisfied with their jobs, according to research.


Humor
Alien Paternity Test

Alien Paternity Test

A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Free Drinks

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available."


Humorous Sketch
A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message

A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message

An attractive young lady walks up to the bartender and asks ''could you give the manager a message please''.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.


Stand-up Comedy
Most Complicated Word

A Most Complicated Word

Finnish comedian Ismo thought "ass" just meant "butt." But that’s just the tip of assberg. Learning the language is one thing but learning the nuances is quite another lesson. Ismo recounts some of his humorous mistakes and trying to understand the nuances.


Fun Facts

The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a woman who was 108 lbs.


Interesting Info
A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain

A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain

Alcohol affects the brain and although it seems to affect everyone differently, there are a few chemical reactions that alcohol is stimulating in everyone's body while they're having a few drinks.


Humor from the Forum

50th wedding anniversary

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

'Let's have a party, Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig.'

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.


Sketch Humor
Party Place Retirement Center

Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore.


Fun Facts

It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.

So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!


Humor and Magic
Jean-Pierre Parent fools  Penn & Teller

Jean-Pierre Parent fools Penn & Teller

It is not often that an illusionist fools Penn & Teller but Jean-Pierre Parent fooled the world-famous team of Penn & Teller using Allison the presenter and a magic box and in the process wins a spot in their Las Vegas show.


Funny Joke from the Forum

The Loyal Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.

The loyal wife replied, Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!?

I sure did, said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.


Stand-up Comedy
Carlin George on Children

Carlin George on Children

George Carlin goes where few comedians dare to go as he takes on America's overindulgence with our children. As far as he's concerned we spend way too much time promoting exceptionalism and our children.


Fun Facts

About 40% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.


Humor
Stanhope on Overpopulation

Stanhope on Overpopulation

Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his view on what is really affecting the climate.


Humor from the Forum

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.


Nature Video
Octopus Escapes Jar

Octopus Escapes Jar

A cephalopod displays amazing intelligence. An amazing video showing an octopus escaping from a jar.


Fun Facts

In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.

Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!


Humor
The Lively Mrs Brown

The Lively Mrs Brown

Agnes Brown she tries to find herself a date for Valentine's Day.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Smile For the DMV

The line at DMV inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."


Creative
Never Drinking Again

Never Drinking Again

Hangover the musical, a humorous story of what happens when you drink too many adult beverages told in song.


Fun Facts

In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Australia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million.


Nature Video
Penguins Flying

Penguins Flying

Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf and penguin acrobatics make a good video


Humor from the Forum

One of those Questions Women Ask

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over.

The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.

Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.


Sketch Comedy
Police Brutality

Police Brutality

A comedy sketch by Mitchell and Webb portraying a police officer and his partner a public relations officer in not getting along so well.


Fun Facts

There is no such thing as a "male brain" or a "female brain," all have an unpredictable mishmash of male-like and female-like features.


Comedy
An Englishman Plays Risk

An Englishman Plays Risk

In this humorous comedy sketch, risk players become a caricature of the country they represent. England tries to relive the glory days by invading everyone but settles for a few islands.


Humor from the Forum

Did you hear about the locomotive

Did you hear about the locomotive that always did as it was told?

It was really well trained


Comedy Sketch
If Politicians Were Honest

If Politicians Were Honest

A humorous skit imagining if politicians had to tell the truth during elections... and limit comments to stuff that was guaranteed to appeal to the majority of the voters.


Interesting Facts

In 1833, Britain used 40% of its national budget to buy freedom for all slaves in the Empire.


Animal Humor
The Talking Goat

The Talking Goat

Two women find a funny talkative goat


Humor from the Forum

A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


Stand-up Comedy
Louis CK on Twitter

Louis CK on Twitter

There is a real life to be enjoyed, but everyone is too busy posting their status to Twitter.


Fun Facts

$30 of raw popcorn can generate $3,000 worth of sales at movie theaters.


Show Time
An Amazing Balancing Act

An Amazing Balancing Act

If you are enjoy balancing and juggling.


Funny Political Quotes

''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter". - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers


Stand-up Comedy
My Internet Is Out

My Internet Is Out

After being on the phone with Time Warner for six hours, this comedian came up with a comedy monologue, and because he is part Indian he nails the accent.


Humor from the Forum

Dorm Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students to point out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be off limits for all male students, and the male dormitory to female students.

Anybody caught breaking these rules will be fined $40 the first time, $90 the second time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the third time will be fined a hefty $200. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


Nature Video
Right Whale Mating Logistics

Right Whale Mating Logistics

For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.


Fun Facts

One horse has a peak power output of 14.9 horsepower.


Stand-up Comedy
Growing Up Religious & Abstinent

Growing Up Religious & Abstinent

Taylor loves her very religious dad, but thinks he could use a software update. According to this comedian people who hate their parents have unrealistic expectations.


Quotable Quotes
Will Rodgers

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.


Sketch Comedy

War Letter

War Letter

Funny parody of a war letter. In this case soldier dictates his last words even though he's only been shot in the canteen.


Humor from the Forum

Difference Between Ravens and Crow

All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.

If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three.

You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion.


Humor
First Moon Party

First Moon Party

Mom sees through her daughter's little red lie, and decides humor is the best approach.


Fun Facts

Taurine, the main ingredient in Red Bull, is an extract of the stomach lining of cows


Stand-up Comedy
Tom Papa - Women Are Scary

Tom Papa - Women Are Scary

This stand up performance of Tom Papa took place at the Just for Laughs Festival and humerously details the psychological damage that women can do to a man.


Humor from the Forum

General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night.

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night.

Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night.

All turned towards a young Captain and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.

Captain replied: Only once sir.

General laughed and asked why?

Captain replied: My wife wasn't used to it Sir


Sketch Comedy

Corporate Retreat - SNL

Corporate Retreat - SNL

Three employees tell jokes with a very specific theme in this humorous comedy skit.


Fun Facts

Humans share 68% of their DNA with bananas!

Skit Comedy
Another Close Encounter - SNL

Another Close Encounter - SNL

The government is interested in the stories three people who were abducted for a second time by aliens. Kate McKinnon tells her story of being prodded and poked by curious grey beings.


Humor from the Forum

I bought a snail


I bought a snail to enter in the snail races

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.

If anything it just made it more sluggish


Skit Comedy
They Just Dont Know It yet

They Just Don't Know It yet

Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.


Fun Facts

There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.


Funny Video
Wiley Coyote Catches Road Runner

Wiley Coyote Catches Road Runner

What happens now that he's spent 20 years trying to catch the roadrunner and finally succeeded.


Humor from the Forum

Communication Issues

My wife wrote an email saying she was concerned that we have communication issues.

I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify.

She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like.

I tweeted her that I love her more than anything.

She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work.

So I leaned over and kissed her good night."


Stand-up Comedy
Changing Rooms at the Gym

Time to Put Your Pants On

A humorous stand-up routine about some of the weird people that hang out in the changing room in the gym.


Fun Facts

The sun contains more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System.


Buster Keaton
Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts

Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts

Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts had a huge influence on everyone in visual comedy, from the Three Stooges to Jackie Chan. He was the undisputed master visual gag


Humor

Top 4 Internet Promises You Won't Keep

4. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already receive.

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!


Comedy Greats
Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy

Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy

You have seen his jokes on the Internet, but most people aren't aware that the humor there reading was written decades ago. There is an old saying in comedy 'If it made you laugh it was a good joke'.


Fun Facts

In 1836 the U.S. government had so much money that it repaid all its debts, and still had money .

In 1865 opium was grown in the state of Virginia and a product was distilled to 4 percent morphine.


Space
Faster Than Light

Faster Than Light

A lone astronaut testing the first faster-than-light spacecraft travels farther than he imagined possible. .


Humor from the Forum

A Revelation


It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb.

On my way to the hardware store to buy a bulb I followed a chicken across the street.

Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs.

I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door.

There stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny.

It was at that moment I realized my life was just one big joke.




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