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Improvisational Comedy
Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Improv comedy sketch called things you can say about a shoe but not about your girlfriend or significant other. A humorous series called scenes from hat in that they pull ideas suggested from the audience for improvisational comedy..


Humor from the Forum

How is a ...


How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.


Stand-up Comedy
Persian Girls

Persian Girls

Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..


Humorous Quotes

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. " - Anonymous


Stand-up Comedy
Surviving the Ice Age

Surviving the Ice Age

Surviving the ice age - a humorous excerpt from the ''Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater'' special


Comedy Bill Burr
Why Do We Keep Getting Married

Why Do We Keep Getting Married

Why do we keep getting married when the odds are strangely against success. A young Bill Burr humorously expounds on that thought, and compares it to skydiving..


Fun Facts

Benjamin Franklin never patented any of his inventions. He reasoned that "we should be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours; and this we should do freely and generously."


Interesting Science
Epigenetics: Why Inheritance Is Weirder Than We Thought

Epigenetics: Why Inheritance Is Weirder Than We Thought

Is it possible that learned behaviors can be inherited? Unlike genetics based on changes to the DNA sequence, the changes in gene expression of epigenetics may have external causes..


Over the Edge
Do Not Follow Others

Do Not Follow Others

Sometimes it's best to blaze your own trail. You never know what mistakes others have made. An interesting video in which a snowboarder learns that lesson the hard way.


Humor from the Forum

An English Lesson - Direct Object


Christopher's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Christopher stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."

"Why thank you, Christopher," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," he replied.


Stand-up Comedy
The Difference Between Men and Women

The Difference Between Men and Women

Stand-up comedy on the differences between men and women.


Humorous
Trust me, I'm an engineer

Trust me, I'm an engineer

A humorous ditty about the ability to make makeshift machines and the failure of said machines.


Humor from the Forum

Love or Football


As he watched TV a man kept switching between a football game and a movie with a couple making passionate love.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"Watch them," his wife replied dryly. "You already know how to play football!"


Humorous Handyman Videos
Cadillac of Backhoes

Cadillac of Backhoes

A humorous handyman project! Red Green shows how easy it is to turn a Cadillac into a backhoe


Fun Facts

96% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.


Funny
Every Sports Press Conference Ever

Every Sports Press Conference Ever

Whether your team wins or loses, this is what the press conference sounds like after the game. The players may change but the setup does not.


Fun Facts

The '60s show Lost in Space takes place in 1997.


Crazy Monkeys
Crazy Thai Monkey

Crazy Thai Monkey

Wild monkey swims out and boards a small boat were some guys are gathering coconuts and proceeds to do the pirate thing.


Pranks
Senior Prank

Senior Prank

A Principal and Assistant Principals are recruited to come read some words off a teleprompter for a ''stress test''.


Humor from the Forum

Work or Pleasure


An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing he decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well sir”, he said, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."


Humor
The Discoverers

The Discoverers

How did continents and countries get their names? This humorous sketch will give you some idea.


SNL Comedy
Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Welcome to 'Where did the Money Go', where we try to teach financial security to some of the world's most ignorant millionaires.


Ocean: Above and Below
Rough Seas

Rough Seas

Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through the storm.


Humor from the Forum

The Truth


A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside.

There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35."

He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches."

Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night."

Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.

The moral of this story is: "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."


Pranks
Kiss Me While I'm Unconscious

Kiss Me While I'm Unconscious

In this humorous prank, women who are visiting a lipstick sampling booth are asked to briefly watch an unconscious man on a stretcher.


Fun Facts

Ferrari stopped selling cars with manual transmissions in 2011.


Different Drummer Videos
Galaxy Song

Galaxy Song

From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life a whimsical number about the grandeur of the universe and our life on earth.


Humorous Video

Worlds Worst Firefighter

Worlds Worst Firefighter

Firefighter has the fire-hose on full blast. Too bad none of the water is hitting the fire.


Humor from the Forum

A cowboy from Texas


A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."


Humorous Skits

Drive-Thru Window - SNL

Drive-Thru Window - SNL

A drive-thru attendant takes orders from multiple passengers (Mikey Day, Kenan Thompson, Emily Blunt, Bobby Moynihan, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Beck Bennett, Aidy Bryant, Bruno Mars) in a Hummer limo.


Stand-up Comedy

Humorous Observations about Scandinavians

Humorous Observations about Scandinavians

According to this comedian Nordic people when they get together are all friendly on the surface but secretly they are judging each other.


Strange Nature
World's Weirdest - Flatworm Mating

World's Weirdest - Flatworm Mating

For flatworms, ''Who's your daddy?'' is a loaded question. In a bizarre bout lasting up to an hour, the first flatworm to stab and inseminate its mate becomes the father.


Stand-up Comedy
Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

In addition to performing as a standup comedy Chelsea Peretti works as a writer on ''Parks and Recreation''.


Humor from the Forum

How Long Should a Paper Be?


A professor when asked how long a paper should be, replied "It should be like a woman's skirt".

Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.


Comedy Sketch
The Wily and Cunning TSA

The Wily and Cunning TSA

This comedy skit has these terrorists wondering how in the TSA is so smart and cunning and blocks their every move.


Humor
The CoverGirls!

The CoverGirls!

Two CoverGirls, Sofia Vergara and Ellen became one, for a comedy skit and sexy makeup lesson that will make you laugh!


Fun Facts

The science-fiction series "Lost in Space" (set in the year 1997) premiered on CBS in 1965.


Comedy
Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and Harry

Rowan Atkinson Live - Tom, Dick and Harry

Rowan Atkinson plays a funeral priest in this humorous sketch about three friends, each of whom had limited senses and who perished together.


Humorous Pranks
A Random Connection

A Random Connection

Basically random called two blokes who did not know each other, and connected them with each other, this is the resulting hilarious conversation.


Humor from the Forum

Women sitting on a Bench


Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"


Interesting Science
Things You Should Know About Genetics

Things You Should Know About Genetics

An animated film that presents fundamental background information about genetics. An upbeat, fun educational short film to draw interest to this seemingly complex subject matter.


Humor
Scarred for Life

Scarred for Life

Years of therapy cannot undo Stewy's breast-feeding trama. But at least you'll get a laugh out of it.


Fun Facts

Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.


Humor
Shoot All Your Problems Away

Shoot All Your Problems Away

It's a humorous, if ill timed musical. Goes without saying that the sarcasm is strong with this video. Still, sometimes it helps to look at things through the lens of humor. It's one way to start a conversation.


Creative Stories
Sign Language

Sign Language

Even in the City you can find love, life, and happiness


Fun Facts
Bacteria, the tiniest free-living cells, are so small that a single drop of liquid contains as many as 50 million of them.


Entertaining
Dangerous Waterfall and Road

Dangerous Waterfall and Road

Some of the twisting and turning roads in Nepal are dangerous in the best of weather, but when the rains come and the road turns into a river it can be downright terrifying.


Doing Dumb Stuff
Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Somehow this woman managed to get a license despite her obvious lack of driving skills.


Stand-up Comedy
You Are about to Experience

You Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley's stand-up comedy routine from the late late show you're about to experience a great four minutes of comedy


Humor from the Forum

A Real Man


A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never Thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, Seductive, and invincible.

No wait... I'm thinking of wine.


Funny Animals
Playing Fetch by Themselves

Playing Fetch by Themselves

Sometimes it's difficult to get a human to cooperate and throw the ball. These resourceful dogs have come up with a solution.


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Comedy Sketch
Key & Peele Offensive Boss

Key & Peele Offensive Boss

Trying to get some feedback from minority employees before making a speech, this boss gets a whole lot of attitude instead. But as with most comedy videos there is a twist..


Creative
Walls Of Change

Walls Of Change

This video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .


Fun Facts
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The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.

The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.


Humor
Breaking News: Astroid Watch

Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.


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Humor from the Forum

Wife Returns Home Late


A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"


Stand-up Comedy
Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Most people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.


Improv Comedy
What's On The Green Screen

What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what is being displayed behind you.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Getting Old


The best thing for you to do at your age is give up sex and alcohol."
Old man: "I don't deserve the best. What's the next best?"

Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."

Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.


Humorous Pranks
Little Old Lady Kidnapper

Little Old Lady Kidnapper

This little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.


Angry Ocean
A Rolling Ocean

A Rolling Ocean

In the north Atlantic storms can be fierce. Even a pretty good-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling ocean. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.


Comedy Sketch
You Need A Baby

You Need A Baby

Have you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.


Musical Humor
The Most Beautiful Girl

The Most Beautiful Girl

Maybe you have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.


Comedy
Big Girl and You Know It

Big Girl and You Know It

Guys that are attracted to big girls are the inspiration for this video parody.


Fun Facts

The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whiskey. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.


Funny Animal Videos
Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons come pouring out of the woods
to grab a quick snack


Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte


Humor and Perspective
Thoughts And Prayer's

Thoughts And Prayer's

Anthony Jeselnik 'Thoughts And Prayer's addresses social media narcissism during tragedies like the Paris terrorist attack or the Aurora shooting. There are places to offer real support, and they are not hard to find.


Counterculture Comedy
Ugly People Get stuff Done

Ugly People Get stuff Done

Comedian humorously observes that while corporate media features lots of beautiful people dancing around it's the ugly people that get stuff done.


Humor from the Forum

What’s an Echo?

Son:   ''Dad, What’s an echo?''

Father:   ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''


Humorous Pranks<
Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

In this prank a woman almost gets caught cheating with a gay man by his lover, will the other customers help her hide.


Entertaining Animals
A Failed Experiment in Cat Shaving

A Failed Experiment in Cat Shaving

It's interesting the way that humans transpose their emotions onto their pets although in this case that might be justified.


Classic Comedy
Diving Fool

Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Skit Comedy
The Gift Shoppe

The Gift Shoppe

A humorous comedy sketch revealing how Brits view American television programs, with their repetition


Funny Joke from tsr

Always wear clean Underwear


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Florida Daily News comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


Humorous Pranks
Caught Cheating Prank

Caught Cheating Prank

Innocent men looking for a new clothes get a lot of grief when their wives and girlfriends notice red lipstick on their neck. When a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a smile, things get worse.


Humor
Not As Planned

Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Fun Facts

Scientists believe that hair evolved for different reasons; for example, curly hair kept people cool in warm climates while straight care kept them warm in cool climates.


Magic
Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Magician Adam Wilber fools Penn & Teller in an entertaining bit of magic where he has a guy sign a one dollar bill which he turns into a one hundred bill complete with signature.


Humor
Schumer Sends a Prank Text

Schumer Sends a Prank Text

While attending a celebrity dinner, Amy Schumer Sent a Prank Text to Katie Couric's Husband.


Humor from the Forum

Banking Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.


Comedy Sketch
The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick

When a hot girl comes into the store to buy computer parts, the sales assistants lose their voices and their minds. A humorous comedy sketch showing what happens when a beautiful woman comes into the room and tongue-tied guys try to keep it together.


Music
American Pie Explained

American Pie Explained

Most people know the words to Don McLean's rock n' roll classic American Pie but if you know the meaning behind the words. The song is about a crossroads in American society, culture, and music.


Fun Facts

Americans spend an average of US$1,096 on coffee each year.


Creative
South park – Dopamine

South park – Dopamine

In a segment about facing the devil over video game addiction south park explains addiction in a way that makes sense than many science based videos..


Skit Comedy
We Have Oil

We Have Oil

A comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil."


Humor from the Forum

First Braille Horror Story


Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.


Entertaining
Serious Mudding in a 6X6

Serious Mudding in a 6X6

Entertaining commentary from someone being pulled through a huge mud hole behind a strange off-road vehicle call a Rolligon.


Humorous Pranks
Share an Umbrella

Share an Umbrella

Gentleman offers an umbrella but leaves women standing in the rain. The look on their faces is priceless.


Fun Facts

Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!


Stand-up Comedy
Ron White Stand Up

Ron White Stand Up

Ron White, founding member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, brings his Texas charm to Montréal. Ron's comedy repertoire covers plane flight that loses engine pressure, diamonds that'll shut her up, and Rev. Tilton.


Sketch Comedy
Black Panther New Scene - SNL

Black Panther New Scene - SNL

When T'Challa travels to Djalia, he meets his great, great grandfather, great aunt and unfortunately Uncle M'Butu who is the laughing stock of the family, in this humorous parody of the Black Panther.


Humor from the Forum

One-Line Whit.


Just bought a new German electric car. It's a Voltswagen.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.


Humor and Satire
Pulled Over

Pulled Over

Trevor and Torian get pulled over by the police. Don't worry, Trevor has this under control... by under control we mean blow everything out of proportion .


Humorous
A Funny Video Will

Unusual Will

Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.


Fun Fact

In the U.S., if you find a bald eagle feather on the ground, you need a permit to pick it up.


Comedy
What are You?

What are You?

Bill Burr gives a humorous comedy monologue on why guys don't let their sensitive side show around other guys. If guys do something smart or caring, their male friends will question their sexual orientation.


Funny
Scammer vs Thief

Scammer vs Thief

A humorous prank in which the call recipient is in the process of stealing the computer in which the scammer is interested.


Humor from the Forum

Win the Laziest Man


What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.


Creative Videos
The Scream

The Scream

A brilliant combination of iconic ; ''The Scream'' by artist Edvard Munch and ''Great Gig In The Sky'' by Pink Floyd


Fun Facts

Although the World Wide Web is often referred to as the Internet, the two are not the same thing. The Internet is a huge network of networks that links computers together all over the world using a range of wires and wireless technologies. The World Wide Web is the collection of linked pages that are accessed using the Internet and a web browser.


Humor
Women Want To Ruin The NFL!

Women Want To Ruin The NFL!

Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.


Comedy
Art Gallery Scene

Art Gallery Scene

In this humorous short Louis and a friend visiting art gallery, have a good laugh at how ridiculous some of the exhibits are, get embarrassed by some exhibits, and have a really good time.


Humour from the Forum

How many mystery writers?

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.


Stand-up Comedy
Children on an Airplane

Children on an Airplane

Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.


The More You Know
The Price of Certainty

The Price of Certainty

What if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty.


Scaring Men


Scaring men is easy

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.


Musical Madness Videos
Pumped Up Parody

Pumped Up Parody

Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.


Stand-up Comedy
Jimeoin

Jimeoin

Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.


Fun Facts

Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.


Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine


Show Time
Comedy and Magic

Comedy and Magic

From Japan comes a hilarious magic and comedy act give it a watch. I think you'll enjoy


Humor
Liquor Stories

Liquor Stories

Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, The Liquor. This week - "Bim Jeam".


Funny Joke from the Forum

Blessed are the Cracked!


Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


Music Beatles
The Beatles - Hello, Goodbye

The Beatles - Hello, Goodbye

When The Beatles began recording what would become their third single to be released in 1967, its working title was ‘Hello, Hello’.


Humor and Commentary
Corporate Consolidation

Corporate Consolidation

Big businesses are getting even bigger thanks to a rise in corporate mergers. John Oliver explains why that could make you want to physically destroy your cable box.


Fun Facts
Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.

Sketch Comedy
If Call Center Employees Were Honest

If Call Center Employees Were Honest

Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..


Humor from the Forum

How Government Works


Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, is how government works.


Comedy
It Doesn't Get Better

It Doesn't Get Better

For most kids in high school, the future promises better days. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.


Creative
Transsiberian Dream

Transsiberian Dream

The Trans-Siberian Railway, another dream come true! The world's longest railway line starts from Moscow and runs 9,288 kilometers through seven time zones to Vladivostok. I was able to document this unique 16-day trip aboard the legendary Zarengold train .


Fun Facts

Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.


Stand-up Comedy Nationalities
Russians

Russians

Why do Russians sound like they're talking backwards? Russell peters goes over some humorous examples of Russian words that sound like naughty words in English, and vice versa.


The Onion
Every Hit Song Starts By Sampling 'Rich Girl'

Every Hit Song Starts By Sampling 'Rich Girl'

The iconic song has provided the starting point for thousands of pop, rock, hip hop, R&B, and dance hits over the last three decades.


Humor from the Forum

Anything you can do, I can do better.


An F-4 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."


Frozen Stuff
That Sinking Feeling

That Sinking Feeling

Make sure the ice is thick enough.


Funny Videos
Limp Meets Limp

Limp Meets Limp

Comedy stand-up routine on limp hand shakers. What happens when two limp and shakers meet .


Humor and Commentary
The Age Of Unenlightenment?

The Age Of Unenlightenment?

It used to be that going to school and learning something, whether it was a skill or a profession, meant something. What happened?


Humor from the Forum

Set it Free.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......

You either married it or gave birth to it.


Stand-up Comedy
Returning a Rental Car

Returning a Rental Car

What happens when you don't have time to make your flight and return your rental car?


Fun Facts

After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in Norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.


Stand-up Comedy
Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Chris Gordon invites the audience to heckle him, and using a prop insult book he responds accordingly. Wearing a bright animal shirt is like wearing a target.


Stand-up Comedy
Russians Are Scary

Russians Are Scary

Comedian makes his case for why Russians are the scariest people on earth.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Short Jokes


Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.


There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.


Creative
What’s on your mind?

What’s on your mind?

Facebook can be depressing because everyone else's lives are better than yours... But are they really? .


Comedy
OJ Commercial

OJ Commercial

Did you know that serving your children the wrong orange juice can lead to a life of crime.


Fun Facts

‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.


Humorous Roles
Guys will Get This

Guys will Get This

Boys will be boys, and this is a bit of humor that will leave most women scratching their heads.


Fun Facts

Research shows that men know they’re falling in love after just three dates, but women don’t fall in love until around the 12th date.


The Nature of Science
The spider that could cure cancer

The spider that could cure cancer

As much as you might loathe these hairy and scary looking spiders they could save the life of someone you know. Research being undertaken by scientists at James Cook University are showing promising signs for treating breast cancer.


Famous Quotes

“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”
-- President Harry Truman


Comedy Sketch
How To Talk To Women Wearing Headphones

How To Talk To Women Wearing Headphones

Every day, millions of women are afflicted with wearing headphones, leaving them completely out of touch with men who want to speak to them. .


Funny Joke from the Forum

Husband a Photo of Himself


Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse

Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Classic Humor
Hunting With Bubba

Hunting With Bubba

Nothing wrong with someone just doing what he's told to do, but Bubba is not the brightest bulb in the house.


Fun Facts

In the on-line dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.”


Stand-up Comedy
Nik Dodani - Man of Color

Nik Dodani - Man of Color

With none of the trappings of Indian culture, comic humorously recounts some of the disappointments of not living up to people's expectations.


Stand-Up Comedy
Test Drive Comedy

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.


Humor from the Forum

Taking a Bath


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Not yet," she replied.


Funny
Did You Honk At Me

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.


Funny Animals
Cool Drink of Pool

Cool Drink of Pool

Just an elephant sauntering up to a swimming pool for a cool drink of water.


Fun Facts

The flag erected on the Moon during the historic Apollo 11 landing was purchased at a local Sears store for US$5.50.


Women in Comedy
Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

This comedian has discovered that she ranks well in the Midwest on the attractiveness scale, middle-of-the-road on the East Coast, and as a cocker spaniel on the West Coast.


Sketch Comedy
The Librarian - SNL

The Librarian - SNL

Five students get more than they bargained for when they hit on the librarian (Margot Robbie) in this humorous comedy sketch.


Humor from the Forum

A Cop Calls for Backup


A cop calls for backup from a crime scene.

This is officer Ollie, please send backup, a woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Have you arrested the woman?

No Sir! - The floor is still wet.


Funny Skits
Butter Stick

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.


Frozen Stuff
Like Ships in the Ice

Like Ships in the Ice

A ship passes by, crushing the ice on which you just walked.


Humorous Quotes

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman


Comedy Sketches
Last Call

Last Call

Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.


Humorous
Dicken’s Cider

Dicken’s Cider

Several humorous lines from the Dickens cider company that were used in their commercials. Even given some random people got in on the act. Even better, added to the end of this video is a bloopers reel.


Fun Facts

The energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago


Funny Animals
Dog Takes Herself Sledding

Dog Takes Herself Sledding

Three year old Secret has been taught how to carry the sled back up the hill to keep the fun going with no assistance.


Buster Keaton
The Art of the Gag

The Art of the Gag

Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy.


Humour from the Forum

New Restaurant


I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150


Sketch Humor
Tommy Gets A Promotion - Come Fly With Me

Tommy Gets A Promotion - Come Fly With Me

Happy Burger employee Tommy has now got three stars on his name badge. He's also been given a promotion meaning he must train up new employees.




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