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Funny Videos

Greetings Aliens

35 years ago, we received a signal from space. Stephen Colbert
delivers a humorous message on behalf of humankind.
Greetings Aliens

Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
And you could be in debt the rest of your life
Grad School Scam

Adventure

Manila Urban Downhill Run

Downhill racers thread the needle in the woods regularly,
but changing to a cityscape for urban races ups the ante
Manila Urban Downhill Run

Underwater Odyssey of Art

Video documentry detailing the changes to the Silent Evolution installation and the process behind Jason deCaires Taylor works.
Underwater Odyssey of Art

Humor from the Forum

A woman’s Anger


A woman’s anger is like a Check Engine light...

There’s no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.


Funny Videos

Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video

Funny video of the sheriff's department weapons training.
Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video

Older Folks Playing Pranks

A very funny video of some seniors leaving Young folks in shock.
Older Folks Playing Pranks

Fun Facts
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.

Humour classics

New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School''
redone, remixed, and set to music.
New-Wave and Old-School

Never Felt Better

A humorous comedy short featuring the lively Mrs. Brown.
A conversation about retirement homes.
Never Felt Better

Humor from the Forum

Irish Smiles


Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.

Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."

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Interesting Videos

Trained Killers

Kittens at play demonstrate the journey from
cute fluffball to mini predator.
Trained Killers

Abandoned Track Adventure

An Adventure based on a slightly strange device called a Rail Rider,
basically a go-kart designed to run on railroad tracks.
Abandoned Track Adventure

Fun Facts
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.

Creative Videos

North

This is a short film is about how Svalbard, became increasingly linked
to developments in climate science, and climate change.
North

Within Worlds

As though you are traveling in the midst of a dream,
half-sleeping, half-waking, touching heaven and earth.
Within Worlds

Humor from the Forum

Meatloaf Underwear


My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.

On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love"

...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."

Funny Videos

Meeting The In-laws

A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents
and commits a bit of a faux pas.
Meeting The In-laws

Funny British Guard

British guard pretends to pose then exchanges cutout of
himself in underwear for a unforgettable picture.
Funny British Guard

Fun Facts
In 1938 Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel sold all rights to the comic-strip character Superman to their publishers for $130.

Funny Animated Videos

Clammer Jammer

Nothing wrong with a little competition for that special someone.
Clammer Jammer

Toontastic Tongue Twister

A classic cartoon featuring one of the best
tongue twister segments of all time..
Toontastic Tongue Twister

Interesting Location Videos

Amazing Natural Crystal Cathedral

Far underground in Mexico, are the largest crystals ever discovered.
Amazing Natural Crystal Cathedral

Secret Garden

In a place you would never suspect,
there is a secret garden.
Secret Garden

Humor from the Forum

Lying


Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.

Funny Videos

They Just Don't Know It yet

Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow.
Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.
They Just Dont Know It yet

Brass and Magic

An entertaining comedy skit featuring a brass septet
and some magic and Austrian style humour.
Brass and Magic

Manhole Prank

You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and
a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.
Manhole Prank

Fun Facts
In 1899 the frequency or heartbeat of the earth called the Schumann Cavity Resonance was discovered. The frequency was constant at 7.8 Hertz per second.

In 1998 it was recorded at 10 hertz per second. Meaning the world is speeding up.

Funny Videos

The Animals Are Talking Again

...and we can understand what the animals are saying.
The Animals Are Talking Again

Wallyworld the Musical

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code.
- just kidding -
Wallyworld the Musical

Humor from the Forum

My New Job


When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary

But he said ''paltry'' and '' inadequate'' were already taken.

Beauty of Nature Videos

The Amazing Blue Whale

The largest creature that has ever existed.
The Amazing Blue Whale

A Web Drama Of Sorts

This one has been around for millions of years
A Web Drama Of Sorts

Fun Facts
Humans have three color receptors in their eyes, goldfish have four, and mantis shrimp have ten.
All shrimp are born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature.
The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

Creative Videos

Come Together Mash up

A musical mash up featuring a Beatles classic
set to classic movie scenes
Come Together Mashup

Strange Thoughts

Humerous, sexy spoof about an animal lover.
Strange Thoughts

Humor from the Forum

Old Goats


A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

Comedy News Videos
Region Limited

ThreatDown - All-Bear Edition

America faces the triple threat of leisure-time bears, gay bears and Pyros the hyper-promiscuous bear.
ThreatDown - All-Bear Edition
Region Limited

Obama's Senioritis

Fox News pundits criticize Obama for vacationing in Martha's Vineyard while the immigration crisis continues.
Obama's Senioritis

Fun Facts
In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.

Political Satire
Region Limited

God It's Me

Jessica Williams explains the particulars of the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case, and Jason Jones takes advantage of the liberties of corporate personhood.
God It's Me
Region Limited

(500) Crazies of Summer

The fun of summer abruptly ends when an immigration crisis, growing threats from ISIS, the resurgence of Israeli-Palestinian violence and a scandal at the CDC all emerge.
(500) Crazies of Summer

Humor from the Forum

Two blondes and a hammer


Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

Comedy News Videos

Convincing People They Are Dead

The Onion reviews the latest Social Security scam.
Convincing People They Are Dead

The FaceBook Connection

The CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook,
declares it the most effective operation ever.
The FaceBook Connection

Fun Facts
The name 'Arctic' comes from a Greek word meaning 'near the bear'.

Funny Videos

Funny Parody Sexy and...

Rolls of laughter, heavyweight humor, an ocean of motion
are pretty good descriptions of this parody.
Funny Parody Sexy

Sound of Cylons

A parody of Simon and Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence
Sound of Cylons is a tribute to an old science fiction series.
Sound of Cylons

Humor from the Forum

Romance Novel


He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.”

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily.

My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes.

My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.

This is a man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no’ for an answer. A man who would look into my soul and say … “Okay, ma’am,” said a voice. “All done.”

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse.

“You can board your flight now.”

Classic Comedy

You can't say that

Things you can say about your.... but not your girlfriend.
You can't say that

Party Quirks

what if all your guests showed up with an agenda.
And you had to figure it out.
Party Quirks

Humor from the Forum

5 Amazingly Simple Home Remedies


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Humorous Parody Videos

NSA Recrutement Ad

An amusing video commercial parody for the NSA
done in the style of a late-night TV ad for phone hotlines.
NSA Recrutement Ad

Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Sir David Attenborough, narrates an organised
brawl between European football thugs.
Attenborough Narrates Hooligan Test of Strength

Quotable Quotes

Will Rodgers


Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Creative Videos

Fallen Art

A group of military officers nurture their insanity.
Fallen Art

Descendants

Attaining the unattainable and the realization that
something good can evolve from something evil
Descendants

Fun Facts
Being in love creates high levels of dopamine and norepinephrine.
The despair associated with unrequited love is do to falling levels of dopamine.
To increase dopamine levels, exercise and spend some time in sunlight.

Situation Comedy

Cinco Urinal Shower

Are you a busy traveler that needs to freshen up at the airport? Just use a bungee cord to clamp this versatile shower-head to the urinal.
Cinco Urinal Shower

Antiques Roadshow - Chekhov's Gun

In this humorous parody the Antiques Road Show appraises a still-loaded pistol once owned by Anton Chekhov.
Antiques Roadshow - Chekhov's Gun

Humor from the Forum

Groaners


1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

Classic Stand-up Comedy

Drunk Chicks

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Chris D'elia pokes fun at the way drunk women sound.
Drunk Chicks

Hedberg Just for Laughs

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Mitch Hedberg shares a little of the humor that made him famous.
Hedberg Just for Laughs

Fun Facts
Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.

Messing With Kittens

A breeder decided to record a video while waving an object in front of kittens. Each one showed the curiosity and reflexes for which they famous.
Messing With Kittens

Curious Pallas Cat

A curious Pallas cat checks out the camera that has been placed in it's habitat.
Curious Pallas Cat

Humor from the Forum

Internet Addiction


My internet addiction is so bad...

Its alt of ctrl.


Funny Videos

The Ariana Grande Problem

The pop world has found a song to replay over and over this summer, that being Problem by Ariana. Thank goodness this parody provides a little comic relief.
The Ariana Grande Problem

Auto Check-Out

Bill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discou
Auto Check-Out

Fun Facts
The combination "ough" can be pronounced in 9 different ways in the English language

Read this: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

Humorous

Society for Piss Minunciation

A humorous monologue by comedian Ronnie Barker from a society of people that mispronounce most of their words.
Society for Piss Minunciation

Float Away Baby Prank

Attach a plastic baby to some helium balloons and a fishing pole at the top of the building and you have the perfect prank.
Float Away Baby Prank

Funny Joke from the Forum

Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'


Creative

Clever Art Installation

What looks like a random pile of trash is actually a clever piece of art that combines to create a stunning portrait.
Clever Art Installation

Bodypainted Girl Danish Ad

This is what happens when you send a beautiful, body painted girl on a sunny Friday afternoon stroll down one of the busiest streets of Frederiksberg A surprise that makes the good citizens drop their jaws.
Bodypainted Girl Danish Ad

Fun Facts
Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's

Around the Net Videos

Dog Steals Players Glove

A spectator's pit bull caused a brief halt in Sunday's game between Simon Fraser and Western Oregon, and nobody seemed too mad. To be fair, a mitt is like the most tempting chew toy in the dog universe.
Dog Steals Players Glove

5 Experiments that Could have Destroyed the World

If things had gone differently these five experiments could have destroyed the world ...and they conducted them anyways.
5 Experiments that Could have Destroyed the World

Weird Instrument

Busker playing the nyckelharpa (Swedish key fiddle) in Tallinn, Estonia.
Weird Instrument

Old Women Stealing

Two women caught stealing a canopy on the beach. When confronted by the owner, they decide to attack.
Old Women Stealing

Funny Joke from the Forum

Pay Attention


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his student. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "the second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"!

Funny Videos

Funny Free Homeless Meal

A funny prank at a fast food restaurant provides a meal for couple of homeless guys.
Funny Free Homeless Meal

Sausage Judging Contest Blooper

Anchorwoman misspeaks as she explains that she will be judging a contest. Blooper hilarity ensues.
Sausage Judging Contest Blooper

Emails Completely Ignored

MoveOn.org staffer's "Please Help" emails were ignored, Everyone thought they were another request for attention.
Emails Completely Ignored

Fun Facts
The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.

The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.

Critter Videos

Bluegrass Loving Bird

A small bird lands on Josh Williams' guitar. He keeps his cool and finishes the song.
Bluegrass Loving Bird

A Newborn Deer

A newborn deer on the shore of departure bay, struggles to get to its feet .
A Newborn Deer

Humor from the Forum

I had a crazy dream

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!

Creative Videos

Oh The places You'll Go

Based on Dr. Seuss's final book before his death, this is a story about life's ups and downs, told by the people of Burning Man.
Oh The places You'll Go

Life Vest Inside

Random acts of kindness passed from one individual to the next .
Life Vest Inside

Fun Facts
Scientists estimate the storage capacity of the brain to be about 1,000 terabytes.

Creative Videos

Beautiful City Shanghai

A beautiful view of the city of Shanghai
presented in a tilt shift time-lapse video.
Beautiful City Shanghai

Xray Animation

Taking animation to a new level. An interesting
and creative x-ray view of animated animals.
Xray Animation

Humor from the Forum

A Few Phunnies


I'm really enjoying my lasso classes, even though I got roped into it.

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents!

Why don't people live in toadstools? Cause there isn't mushroom.

What's a metaphor? For cows to graze on.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?...Nothing they just waved

If you want to know how many bees Noah had… check the Ark Hives

Images

Animal Portraits

Outstanding images of nature and cuteness
Animal Portraits

Fun Facts
About 500 meteorites hit the Earth each year. The largest recent known meteorite was found at Grootfontein in Namibia, southwest Africa, in 1920. It measured 9 feet (2.75m) long and 8 feet (2.43m) wide.

Entertaining Videos

Dancing Van

Somewhere on the streets of Moscow is a dancing Van,
that leaves us guessing at what is going on inside
Dancing Van

Dolphin Working the Shore

Dolphin shows several fishermen how to catch a fish.
Dolphin Working the Shore

Didn't Make the Curve

Imagine you are driving down a very curvy road.
Up ahead a tractor-trailer approaches way too fast
Didn't Make the Curve

Formula 1 Cut In Half

Sauber F1 Team mechanics have sliced a Formula One
racing car lengthwise down the middle.
Formula 1 Cut In Half
Funny Joke from the Forum

...Like Fine Wine

....Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity, and intoxicating to the mind, and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Male Author Unknown

....Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
Female Author Unknown

Funny Videos

The Teachers Ain't Teaching

A humorous look at what's wrong with education in America.
The Teachers Ain't Teaching

TLC Parody

The Learning Channel is not immune from parody
TLC  Parody

Fun Facts
The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.

Entertaining Videos

Surreal Breakfast

A surreal tale of breakfast, that lies somewhere between
imagination and a dream state.
Surreal Breakfast

Monkey Deity

They are protected by the monkey deity.
Monkey Deity
Funny Joke from Breeze

Classes for Women


Classes for women – Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking
Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I
Tears – The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely
A Skill You CAN Acquire.

Classes for Men


New evening classes for men!!! Open to men only!

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Interesting Videos

Swimming With Elephant Andaman Islands

Divers capture amazing video of and elephant as it swims in the ocean.
Swimming With Elephant Andaman Islands

Bringing Down Boulders

Bringing down dangerous boulders can be a difficult task. A helicopter makes the job a little bit easier.
Bringing Down Boulders

Fun Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.

Comedy News and Satire

Hobby Lobby

With the Supreme Court ruling on the religious rights of Hobby Lobby, John Oliver takes a look at other ways corporations can be more like people.
Hobby Lobby

Dr. Oz and Nutritional Supplements

John Oliver outlines what, exactly is problematic about Dr. Oz and the nutrition supplement industry.
Dr. Oz and Nutritional Supplements

Humor from the Forum

Change is Not Always Better


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.



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