Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Fox News Covers a MurderIn this humorous comedy sketch a Fox news reporter covers the shooting of a black man by police officers, and manages to enrage the grieving family.
Children on an AirplaneBill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.
What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?
Answer:
1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.
Pumped Up ParodyHollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.
Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.
Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine
Trip to the North PoleThe most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
The Price of CertaintyWhat if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty.
Introverts vs Extroverts It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.
The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal Despite being told that marijuana is a gateway drug study after study shows that it is not any more so than alcohol and for most adults it is essentially homeless. So why then is it illegal?.
Adam Ruins Everything - DrugsDoctors prescribe drugs just as addictive as street drugs all the time, in fact in the case of Adderall we give kids the same drug we make scary TV shows about. .
My internet addiction is so bad..
Its alt of ctrl.
Pickles Lewis BlackLewis takes on the most pressing issues of the world, in this case, the scourge of restaurant pickles.
Jimeoin Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.
Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Beautiful PlacesHighlights from 3 years of traveling the world, working along side Devin Graham and TeamSupertramp. Filmmaker ventures off begin creating original content.
Cat kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate by drinking seawater.
Rodney Dangerfield Stand up ComedyYou have seen his jokes on the Internet, but most people aren't aware that the humor there reading was written decades ago. There is an old saying in comedy 'If it made you laugh it was a good joke'.
Changing EuphemismsThe English language has evolved to describe traumatic and offensive terms in a much more benign way. Descriptions such as shell-shocked, were replaced with terms like post traumatic stress disorder, which don't relate the severity of the trauma.
Mother: David, did you enjoy the farm excursion?
David: Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers.
Mother: Errr, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**kers?
David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk.
Mother: But who said they were called, er, f**kers?
David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant.
Comedy and MagicFrom Japan comes a hilarious magic and comedy act give it a watch. I think you'll enjoy
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.
What you get With Basic LifeThere are a lot of awesome things you get with a basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.
Behind every successful woman is herself
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels
A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career
So many men, so few who can afford me
Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time
Stanhope on OverpopulationDoug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his view on what is really affecting the climate.
Liquor StoriesJoin Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, The Liquor. This week - "Bim Jeam".
On average the amount people can hold their breath is around one minute. Smashing that time to achieve an astounding 21 minutes 29 seconds was Hungarian escape artist David Merlini, who achieved a world record on April 26 2009 for holding his breath underwater
The Beatles - Revolution ''When you talk about destruction, don’t you know that you can count me out'' is the lyric that issued in the term passive revolution.
The Beatles - Hello, Goodbye When The Beatles began recording what would become their third single to be released in 1967, its working title was ‘Hello, Hello’.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
The Antique ShopWonder why people charge so much for the junk in antique shops? We've got the answer.
They Just Don't Know It yetSome humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.
Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
"Bringing babies?" the son asked.
"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."
"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.
"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.
"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."
"I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"
"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.
Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.
He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"
"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"
Corporate ConsolidationBig businesses are getting even bigger thanks to a rise in corporate mergers. John Oliver explains why that could make you want to physically destroy your cable box.
Forensic ScienceForensic science used in criminal trials can be surprisingly unscientific. We're so used to seeing CSI and a slew of other crime solving shows that most of us assume the evidence on which that conviction is based is scientifically accurate.
Alaska is so big, you could fit 75 New Jerseys in it.
Trust IssuesMost people try to work out their trust issues, but not this guy. He uses them to make a comedy video.
Stephen Fry Hates DanceAfter reading Stephen Fry's piece on his hatred of dance, a dancer and filmmaker decided that the best response would be to set his words to music and dance This film is dancer and filmmaker Jo Roy's response to Stephen Fry's dislike of dance.
Like a God!!
My wife treats me like a God!!
She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
Dogs of the SeaOff the Isles of Scilly, a diver encounters a Atlantic grey seal. What the seal wanted from him was a belly rub. Maybe the seal had a rough day or maybe it became confused and thought it was a dog.
Making FriendsWhile at the zoo, a young boy discovers a gorilla about the same age and size in its pen. Within minutes the two are playing a game of hide-and-seek with one another.
In ancient Greece, Solon (638-538 B.C.) once contemplated making marriage compulsory, and in Athens under Pericles (495-429 B.C.), bachelors were excluded from certain public positions.
In ancient Rome, Augustus (63 B.C.-A.D. 14) passed drastic laws compelling people to marry and penalized those who remained single.
The reasoning for the above was simple - the empire needed soldiers and workers.
Giger's Beautiful Monster H. R. Giger brought elegance to the grotesque and captivated audiences with fear in a way not done since Alfred Hitchcock's cinematic masterpieces.
The Marvel Symphonic Universe Off the top of your head, could you sing the theme from Star Wars? How about James Bond? Or Harry Potter? But here’s the kicker: can you sing any theme from a Marvel film?
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love, The Flu
(Get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.)
An Englishman Plays RiskIn this humorous comedy sketch, risk players become a caricature of the country they represent. England tries to relive the glory days by invading everyone but settles for a few islands.
When It's Fall in the SouthFall is our favorite week of the year. Happy fall, y'all! In some parts of the world fall season means time to get your jackets out, and make sure your heating system is working properly. In the South it just means it's going to be less hot
Free BurgersTwo elderly men in Poland decided that they would beat the crowds waiting on free hamburgers at the grand opening of the new burger joint, by climbing up the down escalator.
Kill It With FireA man tried to kill a spider at a gas station using a lighter and ends up causing a dangerous fire. A arachnophobia is a dangerous thing.
Ireland is believed to be the birthplace of Halloween
Halloween is the second highest grossing commercial holiday after Christmas.
A Pagan died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met him at the gate. "You can't come in here," St. Peter said.
The Pagan asked why...
"You're Pagan ... I'm sorry", St. Peter replied. "But Hell isn't so bad. Your friends are there, and they say it's good."
The Pagan was depressed, but went anyway just because he was, well - Pagan...When he arrives in Hell, he sees a beautiful green field with amusement rides, and people picnicking and having a great time...A man in a white suit comes over to him and presents himself as Satan, and then tells him of all the delights to be had in what appears to be a 5-star resort...
"Woww!" thinks the Pagan, "Hell isn't so bad! I'm happy to be here."
Suddenly, the sky gets black ...and fire spews from the ground. A screaming, flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed up by a crack in the earth...After he disappears, everything returns to how it was again...
"What in Hell was that?" the Pagan asks Satan...
Satan replies, "That was a Christian. They wouldn't have Hell any other way!"
How do Modern Hard Drives Work?The modern hard drive is an object that can likely hold more information than your local library. But how does it store so much information in so little space.
Where did Russia come from?Russia is the biggest country in the world, spanning one-eighth of the earth’s landmass. But where did it all begin? And how did they come to adopt Christianity ?
French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705
OJ Commercial Did you know that serving your children the wrong orange juice can lead to a life of crime.
I'm TriggeredI'm Triggered features two roommates who use psychology to discuss 'triggering' issues. And it sounds as ridiculous as it is.
Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?
They say they're in bread.
Another Close Encounter - SNLThe government is interested in the stories three people who were abducted for a second time by aliens. Kate McKinnon tells her story of being prodded and poked by curious grey beings.
Levi's Wokes - SNLIntroducing Wokes, sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that defies labels. A humorous comedy skit that pushes back against people's unwillingness to accept descriptions. This comedy sketch makes fun of people who get triggered over everything.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
Facebook in Real LifeA satirical comedy sketch highlighting how odd it would be to have the same interactions with people that we accept as normal on Facebook. .
Introducing Apple’s Thinnest Product EverIn this biting satire Apple has created something so small and so thin that it's almost invisible to the naked human eye..
The dinosaur noises in the "Jurassic Park" movie were made from recordings of tortoise sex.
Drunk ChicksIn this classic comedy skit, comedian Chris D'elia pokes fun at the way drunk women sound.
Hedberg Just for LaughsIn this classic comedy skit, comedian Mitch Hedberg shares a little of the humor that made him famous.
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?
The Mafia is organized
Southwestern Landscapes Beautiful time-lapse shots of Arizona, Utah and southwestern locations. This video has some iconic landmarks seen in a new way with motion controlled HDR and/or night timelapse..
New ZealandVideo from the South Island of New Zealand featuring natural landscapes, rugged coastlines, lush plains, and amazing views..
The largest Great White Shark ever caught measured 37 feet and weighed 24,000 pounds. It was found in a herring weir in New Brunswick in 1930.
Mismatched PlaymatesMix one large golden retriever, and one tiny kitten, and it's a pretty good bet that you'll get a cute video.
Mismatched playmates Take TwoA Chihuahua and Mastiff have a great time playing, even with a huge difference and their sizes.
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
Stand-up Is like SexComedian explaines to the audience why performing standup comedy is like a sexual relationship.
Hello M'LadyHumorous skit about an app that helps you manage those clingy fragile guys that think they are dating you.
Based on genetic studies only 40% of all men that have ever existed have ever reproduced, while 80% of women have reproduced. This means polygyny and war have basically been constants in human history.
Chameleons Are AmazingWatch these charismatic creatures shoot their tongues out like arrows to catch an insect, mimic leaves swaying in the wind, and display their hidden colors—and learn just how they do it..
The Biggest Heart Ever Preserved Just how big is a blue whale's heart? We'll give you a hint - it pumps 220 Liters of blood per beat..
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
All About NothingWhy do TV shows always have to be about something. Seinfeld, a show about nothing, was entertaining and a great success.
Trying To Fix StuffWomen don't understand that getting frustrated is an important part of guys ability to fix stuff.
The Arctic Circle marks the region above which, for at least one day a year, there is all-day sunshine in the summer and 24-hour darkness in the winter.
If all the ice in the Arctic melted (mostly Greenland), the global sea level would rise about 24 feet. If all the ice in the Antarctic melted, it would rise about 200 feet.
I've Never Felt BetterMrs. Brown humorously mistakes a conversation about putting down an older and favorite pet because it is in pain for a conversation about placing her in a retirement home.
Mrs. Brown's WhiskEver the clueless woman of Golden years, Mrs. Brown mistakes a personal item belonging to her daughter for a whisk. Lots of laughter in this short clip.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.
"Done!" replies the government official.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded: "I'm takin' a crap. Please advise."
Ahmed Bharoocha Stand-UpDid you know the devil played a diabolical trick on us by creating a reptilian species and burying their fossils to create an alternative time-line?
Erin Foley Stand-UpPeople in California take food to extremes, and for some reason when people go on extreme diets they feel the need to tell you all about the details.
A woodpeckers tongue can wrap around its head twice
A chameleons tongue is twice the length of its body
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue
At around 3 tons, the tongue of the blue whale weighs more than most elephants.
Halloween Costumes for Pets PSAPointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because people dress them in embarrassing costumes.
Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their partners
Feeding Bear CubsFeeding of orphaned bear cubs in a rehabilitation center. The cubs will be returned to the wild.
Matt's dad picked him up from school one one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that indeed he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
Why I Walked AwayAn entertaining and somewhat enlightening, stand-up comedy skit on walking away from religion.
Thigh GapFrom Melbourne International Comedy Festival, a stand-up comedy routine explaining what a little extra meat on the bones means. Hint; no thigh gap.
The white thin film over the tongue is actually bacteria build up. A pink tongue represents a healthy clean tongue.
How Animals and People See the World Differently Scientists may understand how the eye works, but seeing what other animals see is another matter entirely. Learn how eyes evolved, and find out which animal's eye biologist Tom Cronin would look through if he had the chance..
The Funny Ways That Animals Sleep National Geographic takes a look at some of the unusual sleeping habits of animals like walruses, bats, hippos, and more. Some animals sleep for hours on end while other animals only put half their brains to sleep at a time.
These individual quotes were taken from employee performance evaluations.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.
- It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- One neuron short of a Synapse.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
- Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead.
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers
The Whites Take Flight Gary wakes up one morning to discover that almost all the white people in Los Angeles have been relocated -- except him. .
A social worker from a big city recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia
She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" she asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
Femitol: Oppression Enhancement Formula Most men have slightly misogynistic humor, and probably the reverse is true for women, but a few women get extremely upset over the slightest bit of humor aimed at women.
Things Black Moms Would Say While moms everywhere have the same goals, it would seem that black mothers have a flair for the dramatic - and humorous.
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - SNL Contestants Keeley, Shanice and Doug (Tom Hanks) compete on Black Jeopardy, a humorous parody of the original game show with an all-black cast.
A Girl's Halloween - SNL Three friends' decision to have a fun Halloween night doesn't go as planned. By the end of the evening the ladies are quite a sight.
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:
1. To plant your idea in someone’s head.
2. To plant someone’s money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds at the former- is a ‘teacher’.
The one who succeeds at the latter- is a ‘boss’.
The one who succeeds at both is a ‘wife’.
The one who fails at both is a ‘husband’!
19th century biologist Sir John Lubbock experimented on ants by getting them drunk. He discovered that sober ants would carry their drunken ant comrades back to their nest, if they were from the same colony - but they would throw drunk strangers into the ditch.