Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Air FishingAn entertaining segment on Fool Penn and Teller, featuring comedian and magician Mac King performing a magic skit called air fishing. A humorous magic routine that for some reason made his assistant Allison a bit nervous.
A kid comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"
The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing son! What was the question?"
Sticking out his chest, he says, "Who farted?"
Growing up ItalianA humorous comedy monologue on what it's like to grow up Italian in New York City. Why fight the stereotype, you're just going to disappoint people better to play a role and leave people laughing.
All on Board For Bad IdeaLet's use this train to pull another train back on the tracks. What could possibly go wrong?
The Birth order can influence whether a marriage succeeds or fails. The most successful marriages are those where the oldest sister of brothers marries the youngest brother of sisters. Two firstborns, however, tend to be more aggressive and can create higher levels of tension. The highest divorce rates are when an only child marries another only child.
Hey We're on Social MediaTell me about yourself! Are you ranked on Vine? What's your reach on Twitter? A humorous skit that points out people's social media lives sometimes annoyingly overshadow their real ones.
Wanderers - UpdatedWanderers is a vision of humanity's expansion into the Solar System, based on scientific ideas and concepts of what our future in space might look like.
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.
Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Ahmed Bharoocha - Pakistani UncleComedian Ahmed Bharoocha tells a humorous story about his Pakistani Uncle, who like most people, doesn't like hearing bad things about his country.
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.
Helpful BarmanStephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer.
Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.
Waves Over the Cabin WindowCaught in a hurricane anthem of the seas rides it out with huge waves hitting above the cabin windows on the lower deck.
Masters of Underwater CamouflageOctopuses and cuttlefish are masters of underwater camouflage, blending in seamlessly against a rock or coral. But squid have to hide in the open ocean, mimicking the subtle interplay of light, water, and waves..
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
Nail-Gun TrickThis Nail_Gun Trick is an illusion. If you've spent any time in construction, you can probably figure out how it was done.
Colorful Dubai Time LapseA creative time-lapse video of Dubai showing off some colorfully lighted features.
There are about 100 billion birds in the world, and about 6 billion of them make their homes in the United States
What We Can Learn from DogsDogs offer a lot in terms of companionship maybe we can learn something from our pets.
Women and the Grapes of WrathHumorous examples of how women and men think differently. Men react and women plot.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
Scenes from a Hat AishaA humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.
Flush That GasWhat do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a float, you would be correct but they don't serve the same purpose.
Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein
I can't believe that the same God who has gifted us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget how to use them. - Galileo
Canine Catching FishThis dog has figured out that if the sets out pieces of bread he can catch the fish that come to feed on the bread. Behavior that's not normally seen in a dog
Dave Foley - Religious ExtremistsDave Foley does a stand-up comedy routine about religious extremists and and admits that he is afraid of Muslim extremists. To prove the point he makes a few remarks about Jesus that he would not dare make Muhammad.
1 Life is sexually transmitted.
2 The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
3 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Napoleon named the Louvre after himself during his reign of France and housed his plunder of Europe.
Anjelah Johnson - Nail SalonAnjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Don't Look Good Any-moreA humorous song about ageing and the sad realization that our bodies don't look so good any more, especially without clothes.
The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the storm occurred. Hurricanes are defined as storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Ocean.
Friendzone PainShe says she's looking for a partner that's more like you. I feel your friendzone pain.
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!
Don't believe it? .. look it up!
Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.
Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.
Officer HugeFemale police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.
Tom Dick and HarryA funeral service is held for Thomas, Richard and Harold, or as they are better known; Tom Dick and Harry. Comedian Rowan Atkinson plays the part of the priest reviewing the lives and shortcomings of Tom Dick and Harry.
In Turkey, in the 16th and 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death
In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
In Israel, picking your nose is illegal.
Unusual Thrill RideThese guys discover that a Caterpillar digger makes for great beach entertainment.
Putting It on the LineA humorous comedy routine expresses her opinion of why there are more male comedians than female comedians, and also what it's like trying to get back into the dating scene as an older woman.
Hand Washing FailThe only thing worse than screwing up really badly, is screwing up really badly in front of a camera.
Currently less than 7% of the people surveyed think Congress is doing a good job. This is by far the lowest approval rate since they started taking surveys.
Like Ducks to WaterFor the first time in their lives two dozen recently rescued ducks get their first taste of life in a pond.
Nature Documentaries Faked?Many people realize that the sound effects on nature documentaries are added after the fact, since while you can zoom in with the camera is nigh impossible to zoom in with the microphone. But how real is the video? .
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys.
Some are climbing up. Some are climbing down.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a bunch of a**holes.
The CIA leaksTo say that the CIA causes paranoia would be an understatement. Wiki leaks published documents that reveal how the CIA hacks TVs and phones as well as other network devices.
A Psychological Phenomenon called "The Backfire Effect" Causes a Person to Become More Convinced They Are Right When You Use Facts and Figures to Convince Them They Are Wrong
Haunted Elevator - SNL A haunted elevator attraction featuring 100 floors of frights tries to spook its riders with an original character, David Pumpkins (Tom Hanks) in this humorous comedy sketch.
Son: Dad, what's a religious traitor?
Father: A person who leaves our church and joins another
Son: And what is a person who leaves another church and joins ours?
Father: A convert, son, a blessed convert.
19th century biologist Sir John Lubbock experimented on ants by getting them drunk. He discovered that sober ants would carry their drunken ant comrades back to their nest, if they were from the same colony - but they would throw drunk strangers into the ditch.
Halloween Costumes for Pets PSAPointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because people dress them in embarrassing costumes.
An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded: "I'm takin' a crap. Please advise."
A Girl's Halloween - SNL Three friends' decision to have a fun Halloween night doesn't go as planned. By the end of the evening the ladies are quite a sight.
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.
American Malls and Fat PeopleBuilding coast-to-coast shopping malls that blight the American landscape, which according to comedian George Carlin is not one of our finer accomplishments.
The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.
One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.
They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!
Hunter Becomes HuntedOne minute you're reeling in a huge billfish fighting for it's life,
the next minute you're fighting for your life.
At one point you were the youngest person on Earth.
Practicing AtheistDave Allen is probably one of the best humorist, and arguably the best at telling jokes. Even though this video was many years ago you'll recognize his humor as it's featured on the Internet often.
My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (USA medical system)
She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.
Pink Floyd - Carl & ElliePink Floyd's song 'Time', about regret at not doing the things you wanted to do, always waiting until another day seems like a perfect backdrop for this short animation about a happily married couple and how the years pass too quickly.
Earth has almost 500 volcanoes worldwide. About 80% of the Earth, that is found below the surface, is made of volcanic soil.
A Failed Experiment in Cat Shaving It's interesting the way that humans transpose their emotions onto their pets although in this case that might be justified.
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his groin area.
Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
It didn’t take long to discover the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer you pulled over last week.”
Thoughts And Prayer'sAnthony Jeselnik 'Thoughts And Prayer's addresses social media narcissism during tragedies like the Paris terrorist attack or the Aurora shooting. There are places to offer real support, and they are not hard to find. /p>
Ugly People Get stuff DoneComedian humorously observes that while corporate media features lots of beautiful people dancing around it's the ugly people that get stuff done.
Birthday Clown - SNLA clown is asked to perform for a birthday party, but upon arriving discovers that he is performing for a grown man (Louis C.K.) in this strange comedy skit.
Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.
Looting and the British MuseumAs upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.
The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," replied the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice.
"Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M. "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
Scenes from a Hat with Miss AmericaThe laughs keep coming as this improvisational comedy segment features a musical about breasts and disturbing times to make animal noises.
In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.
On DaredevilsWhy is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.
Gay Man Cheating with Woman PrankIn this prank a woman almost gets caught cheating with a gay man by his lover, will the other customers help her hide.
A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.
Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.
Taco Truck at 1 AMIf anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.
When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
Silver Surfers ClassAt the Silver Surfers Training class Tracy Ullman teaches senior citizens the fine points of how to troll on the Internet.
Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available."
Male Versus Female BrainDara, a British comedian who's famous for being a little bit on the nerdy side, explains the difference between male brains and female brains.
improv: What You Can't Say at a FuneralHumorous Ad lib. comedy a skit called things you cannot say a funeral and things you cannot say about weight loss. Both these touchy subjects are treated with humorous irreverence by the humorists on Whose Line Is It. .
Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up
War Is the AnswerA humorous comedy routine with a twist. Comedian makes the case that despite our numerous denials, war is the answer and to make her point she wishes everyone a happy Fourth of July.
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Arguing on the NetThe longer you argue with someone on the Internet the more likely this is to happen
A Little Help PleaseWhen beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.
The name ‘Viking means ‘a pirate raid’ in the Old Norse language.
Half DeadLouis CK has come to the realization that at 40 years old, statistically speaking his life is half over. A short humorous standup comedy routine about midlife crisis.
Huge Waves Rock an Oil PlatformOut in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside."
POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him. He then tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.
The Present“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.
Absolut Vodka used to belong to Sweden's government, until they sold it in 2008 for US$8.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.
No Greater Danger to WomenStatistically speaking, there is no greater danger to the health and well being of women than men.
Ghettoest Mall EverComedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.
The English word "girl" was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.
One day my wife was out shopping and I was watching our children ages five and two. My son was playing with the dog. My daughter, the two year old, was playing with her Barbie.
She and Barbie were having a little coffee get-together. I thought it was very nice of her to offer me a cup of coffee, and happily accepted even though it was just water.
After several cups and lots of praise for such delicious coffee, my wife came rolling in with the groceries. She watched as my daughter brought in other cup of coffee, started laughing, and asked me how many cups I'd drank.
When I admitted that I was waterlogged from all the coffee, my wife broke into hysterical laughter. Through the tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks she asked me a question that completely ruined that precious moment forever.
'Did it ever occur to you', she said, 'that the only place a baby can reach water is the toilet?'
Rod Serling on CensorshipIn some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.
About DatingAsk people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.
None of ThatFrom the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Entering AustraliaGoing through customs when entering Australia is a lot different than most of the countries in this humorous comedy skit.
A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.
He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”
Ross SistersLong ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.
In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
Scenes from a Hat AishaA humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.
Marry a MermaidA marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).
Son: ''Dad, What’s an echo?''
Father: ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''
Auto Check-OutBill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"
Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?
"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".
Heaven and HellOur world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.
New-Wave and Old-SchoolCarlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.
Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.
Threat LevelsIt's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.
Zoo Photographer - SNL Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.
''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca
''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte