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Sketch Comedy
I Said Bitch - Key & Peele I Said Bitch - Key & Peele

Two men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight all the while making sure that their wives don't hear a word they are saying.

Text Message Confusion Text Message Confusion

A humorous comedy sketch based on a misunderstanding the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.



Fun Facts

The word 'slang' is slang for 'short lang' or 'short language'



Animal Videos
Wake Boarding with Dolphins Wake Boarding with Dolphins

Somewhere on the Sea of Cortez dolphins are entertained as a woman wake-boards behind a boat.

Do You Hear Me Knocking Do You Hear Me Knocking

This cat has developed an annoying, or cute way of getting people to open the door



Funny Joke from the Forum
Second Thoughts

Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't like at all. They were yelling across the river at each other all the time.

Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come ofver dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"

This went on for years. Finally, the state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now iss yer chance, Ole. Vhy doncha go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vud?"

Ole replied, "OK, by yimminy, I tink I vill do yust dat!" Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back home.

Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, " Lena, I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. You know, vhen I yell at him from across da river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 In."



Handi-humor
Blind Cricket Blind Cricket

A comedy skit featuring a little blind humor - play by the Bell. How does a blind person hit a ball if thyey can't see the ball.

Best Thing In the Paralympics Best Thing In the Paralympics

Adam Hills talks about the best thing he saw at the Paralympics - a Chinese swimmer with no arms



Fun Facts

After alcohol, marijuana is the most popular recreational drug used worldwide.



Action Videos
Big Wave World Record Big Wave World Record

Garrett McNamara makes surfing history by breaking the current record of the biggest wave ever surfed.

Industrial Revolutions Industrial Revolutions

Industrial Revolutions is the amazing new film from street trials riding star Danny Macaskill.



Humor from the Forum
What do you call...

What do you call an Aztec snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl



Oceans Alive
How dead is the Great Barrier Reef? How dead is the Great Barrier Reef?

Even though coral reefs have recently gone through a record breaking bleaching events, bleaching is not the same as the death of a coral reef. Bleaching is a survival tactic from which a reef can recover.

The Most Powerful Tidal Current: Saltstraumen Maelstrom The Most Powerful Tidal Current: Saltstraumen Maelstrom

A little bit north of the Arctic Circle in Norway is the world's most powerful tidal current called the Saltstraumen Maelstrom.



Fun Facts

The North Atlantic right whale is believed to have the largest testicles of any mammal. The male's testes account for around 1% of its total bodyweight, and each of them can weight up to 525kg. That's roughly the weight of a medium-sized racehorse.


Some Assistance Please
Helicopter Help Helicopter Help

Helicopter pilot comes to the rescue and retrieves RC aircraft stuck in the top of a tree.

Sinking in the Irish Sea Sinking in the Irish Sea

Sinking trawler gets some help from fellow fishermen



Humor from the Forum
I Went Out With a Girl

I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body.
I met her on Match.com

I went with a girl whose last name was Match, but it didn't work out.
I called her Miss Match.



Creative
Illuminated Trucking Illuminated Trucking

Trucking on down the road.

Pas de Deux Pas de Deux

An elegantly simple, creative form of live art



Fun Facts

49% believe in ESP.

51% read their horoscopes regularly

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. Which may explain why...

14% of us claim to have seen a ghost.


Windy Day
Under a Tornado Under a Tornado

Farmers get a huge surprise when a tornado lands
on top of them. (no strong language version)

In to the Wind In to the Wind

A 747 with its engines removed appears to want
to take to the skies one more time as the winds kick up.



Funny News


Entertaining
Bear and Clown Bear and Clown

Homeowner was having a problem with bears getting into the trash so he came up with a clever solution using a motion activated clown.

Oil and High Voltage Oil and High Voltage

Those crazy Russians are at it again, playing with high-voltage just to see what will happen. As the voltages cranked up using a high-voltage generator the liquid dielectric comes to life



Fun Facts

On average the amount people can hold their breath is around one minute. Smashing that time to achieve an astounding 21 minutes 29 seconds was Hungarian escape artist David Merlini, who achieved a world record on April 26 2009 for holding his breath underwater


Sketch
Old Warrior Old Warrior

When a threat unlike any other we've seen faces the nation, the military has only one option.

Sight Sight

In the future implants to augment and enhance vision with information,navigation and entertainment.



Humor from the Forum
Rough Landing

Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, "Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn't my fault, blame it on the asphalt."

On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had "hammered the plane a little hard on the runway."

The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, "Thank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing."

All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.

She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and and said, "Do you mind if I ask a question?"

He said, "Why no, ma'am, go ahead."

She then replied, "I didn't hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?"



Entertaining
Watch Those  Brakes Watch Those Brakes

Showtime and everyone is standing on the carpet waiting for a car to arrive - watch those brakes.

Go Around – Nyet! Go Around – Nyet!

In parts of Russia there is no way around natural obstacles such as rivers and swamps.



Fun Facts

There was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee.



Animal Magic
Disappearing Octopus Trick Disappearing Octopus Trick

Octopus is able to squeeze through impossibly tiny holes.

Cat Learns a New Trick Kitty Learns a New Trick

Think cats can't be trained - watch this.



Humor from the Forum
Water Pistol

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''

Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''


Situation Comedy Videos
Back in the Day Back in the Day

Mrs. Brown humorously reminisces about the good old days when she was dating.

Lost Phone Prank Call Lost Phone Prank Call

A devious Mrs. Brown takes advantage of grandpa sleeping on a phone to play a hilarious prank.



Fun Facts

Sliced bread was only patented in 1954.



Crazy Nature
The Ladybug Love-In The Ladybug Love-In

Ladybugs spend most of their lives alone, gorging themselves on aphids. But every winter they take to the wind, soaring over cities and fields to assemble for a ladybug bash. In these huge gatherings, they'll do more than hibernate-it's their best chance to find a mate..

The Bombardier Beetle And Its Crazy Chemical Cannon The Bombardier Beetle And Its Crazy Chemical Cannon

When attacked, this beetle sets off a rapid chemical reaction inside its body, sending predators scrambling. This amazing chemical defense has some people scratching their heads: How could such a complex system evolve gradually—without killing the beetle too?.



Humor
Ad from the Atlanta Journal

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Hug me and I'm yours.Call (404) 875-**** and ask for Daisy.


Thousands of men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.



Memorable Nature Encounters
Whale Sized Gulp Whale Sized Gulp

These divers will remember their whale encounter. The whales surface to gulp down a school of fish.

Orcas Chasing Dolphin Orcas Chasing Dolphin

A huge school of Dolphins are chased into a cove as they try to avoid the jaws of a pod of Orca.



Fun Facts

16 pennies stacked equals 1 inch and 16 pennies in a line equals 1 foot.



Comedy
Amazon Echo - Silver Amazon Echo - Silver

The Amazon Echo Silver is specifically designed for the greatest generation, a generation that is getting a little older, a little harder of hearing, and a lot more forgetful.

The Different Types Of Privilege (Other Than White) The Different Types Of Privilege (Other Than White)

Did you know white privilege is not the only type of privilege that exists? There are many other privileges, for example tall privilege. In the population just over 14% of men are 6 foot tall are more, but 58% of CEOs of Fortune 500 companies are 6 foot tall or taller.

Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me

What do you do when a rather annoying coworker thinks everyone is flirting with her. Here is a comedy sketch about dealing with people like that.



Humor from the Forum

DNA Test


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there


Cute Pet Videos
Cute Puppy - Patient Cat Cute Puppy - Patient Cat

Puppy wants to play, cat would like him to go away

That Annoying Phone That Annoying Phone

This is one way to get rid of that annoying sound.

Kitty Is A Troll Kitty Is A Troll

Kitty is a troll, takes a swipe and
someone else gets in trouble.



Funny News


Weird Wednesday
The Flea Market The Flea Market

Shopping for parasites at her local flea market Wednesday Addams finds a knife of some historical significance to her and attempts to make a purchase.

Wednesday vs Catcallers Wednesday vs Catcallers

Wednesday is all about payback for some catcallers in this humorous comedy sketch based on a grown-up version of Wednesday Addams from the Addams family.



Fun Facts

The average person in the United States uses anywhere from 80-100 gallons of water per day. Flushing the toilet actually takes up the largest amount of this water.


Stand-up Comedy
Non-Sequitur Jokes Non-Sequitur Jokes

Nick’s absurdest view and deadpan wit have distinguished his unique style of storytelling and one-liners. To our ears Nick Thune reminds us greatly of Mitch Hedberg, which not surprisingly he lists as one of his inspirations in getting into comedy..

Family Oriented Humor Family Oriented Humor

Of Mexican and Native American heritage this young comedian has been Americanized in her upbringing, so much so that one would be hard-pressed to guess her roots. Family has always been an inspiration for comedians..



Humor from the Forum

Comforting Words


And now a few comforting words for grammar Nazis

there, their, they're - it'll be alright


Nature
Dinner Is Served Dinner Is Served

You may not think flies and worms and moths and other insects are delicious, but the Venus fly trap cherishes every morsel it can close its leaves around.

Amazingly Bright Bioluminescence Amazingly Bright Bioluminescence

At the edge of the water in Tasmania tiny living organisms glow brightly when they are disturbed, the light they emit is a form of chemiluminescence.



Fun Facts

China has 1.3 billion+ people and only about 200 family names.



Strange
Crazy Spitting Woman Crazy Spitting Woman

A reporter and his cameraman set out to do a story and as they prepare a woman interrupts the Hawk up lougies. Even when she finds out that the camera is recording she goes on spitting out snot balls in front of the camera.

Trees Falling on the Road Trees Falling on the Road

Looks like a lot of rain loosened the soil in the trees started falling and landing on the road much to the terror of some trapped passengers. Thank goodness they had a dash cam so we can see what happened.



Humor from the Forum

Zero Tolerance for Idiots

Junior high schools have a zero tolerance policy on name calling, so a teacher had a concern when a student complained another student had called him the "E" word.

"E" word? the teacher asked, puzzled as she could could not think of single bad name beginning with E.

The student lowered his voice and muttered, "idiot"



Had a Bad Day
Boating Goof Ups Boating Goof Ups

A compilation of boating mistakes, errors and other humorous stuff. A lot of people say any day out on the water is a good day, but the people in these videos prove that that's not always the case.

When Things Go Wrong When Things Go Wrong

In this compilation of humorous mistakes it's mostly a bad day at work, and a very bad day for the owner of the equipment who will most likely have to foot the bill.



Fun Facts

73% of American adults now own a smartphone, up from 35% in 2011.



Science Made Interesting
Your Brain on LSD and Acid Your Brain on LSD and Acid

LSD also known as acid is a psychedelic drug known for altering your perception and creating hallucinations. But how does it work and what happens to your brain and body when you drop acid?

What If We Have A Nuclear War? What If We Have A Nuclear War?

With around 15 thousand nuclear warheads in the world, what happens if we have a nuclear war. And more importantly what would happen if a nuclear weapon was dropped near you?



Humor from the Forum
It shows your thinking

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.

"An apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking."

"I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking."

Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."

"Dirty little boy," said the teacher.

"No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.



Sketch Comedy
Auto Shop - SNL Auto Shop - SNL

In this comedy sketch a group of mechanics sitting around shooting the breeze in a break room at an auto repair shop reluctantly admit they all love RuPaul's Drag Race.

SWAT Recon - SNL SWAT Recon - SNL

A SWAT mission is derailed as two officers assigned to watch the target get distracted by the target's unusual neighbors.



Fun Facts

The Fenn Treasure worth approximately 2 million dollars left by millionaire Forest Fenn is unclaimed, the only clue is a cryptic poem. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenn_treasure



Humor and Commentary
Net Neutrality II Net Neutrality II

Equal access to online information is once again under serious threat. John Oliver encourages internet commenters to voice their displeasure to the FCC by visiting www.gofccyourself.com and clicking "express" to file your comment.

New Zealand's Eminem Trial New Zealand's Eminem Trial

New Zealand's national party is being accused by rap singer Eminem, of ripping off the music to his hit song 'Lose Yourself'. Scenes of straight-faced lawyers playing Eminem tunes for the court, just are made for comedy



Humor from the Forum
Shipwrecked!

A guy in a boat gets tossed about in a storm. When he wakes up, he's on a beach.

He can't believe it. The sky is dark red and amazingly the sand is dark red too.

He walks around a bit and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees.

He's shocked when he finds that his skin is turning dark red too.

"No doubt about it" he says, " I've been marooned!!"



Sketch Comedy
Morning Joe - SNL Morning Joe - SNL

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski speak with John Miller, a spokesman for President Donald Trump, about the AHCA but every conversation seems to devolve into their relationship in this comedy sketch.

Where in the World Is Kellyanne Conway? - SNL Where in the World Is Kellyanne Conway? - SNL

Contestants are tasked with finding Kellyanne Conway played by Kate McKinnon, in this comedy sketch patterned after the classic where in the world is Carmen San Diego game.



Fun Facts

The Earth's core is hotter than the surface of the sun!


Creative
Dark Skies at Assateague Island National Seashore Dark Skies at Assateague Island National Seashore

A time-lapse of the beautiful night sky at Assateague Island National Seashore in Southern Maryland. The video starts with the quarter moon illuminating the sky and you can watch the sky get darker as it sets.

Strandbeest Evolution Strandbeest Evolution

This video brings us up to date on the enormous kinetic sculptures called strandbeests—“beach animals” in Dutch, that capture the imagination with their eerily lifelike motion.



Humor from the Forum
Sorry Fred
Two male rabbits were introduced to a colony of female rabbits for breeding.

The experienced male says to the other: “ Let’s not be greedy. You start at one end, I’ll start at the other, and we both meet in the middle.”

The other agreed, so they started.

The experienced would always thank his female as he finishes with her, “ Thanks, Suzy… ta, honey…thanks, darling….. Sorry Fred!”

Humor and Commentary
Ethical Treatment of Produce Ethical Treatment of Produce

Vegetables have feelings too. A tongue-in-cheek parody of PETA advertisements.

The Right To Be Forgotten The Right To Be Forgotten

John Oliver covers the new European law that would allow people to erase themselves and their embarrassing photos from Internet search engines. He also starts the hashtag #MutuallyAssuredHumiliation.



Fun Facts

One of the greatest soldiers in history, Alexander the Great, was tutored by the greatest thinker of all time, Aristotle.



Angry Ocean
Tanker In a Fierce Storm Tanker In a Fierce Storm

The view from the bridge of a tanker ship as it tries to navigate 60 foot waves in an effort to keep from being swamped or broken in half. Were the tanker to head straight into the waves the weight of its cargo in the list of the waves would likely cause the hull to crack.

Huge Waves Strike Cliffs Huge Waves Strike Cliffs

In the Atlantic there have been numerous strong storms this year and they have pumped out massive waves. This video shows 45 foot (15 m) waves crashing against the 90 (30 m) foot cliffs in Portugal.



Humour from the Forum
My Dad Scribbles

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!"



Rhythms of Life
Dreams and War Machines Dreams and War Machines

An interesting juxtaposition between the song, ''You Make my Dreams Come True'' and video of the hermit kingdom's war parade.

Factory Rhythm Factory Rhythm

Years ago the rhythm of life was slower



Quotable Quotes
Allan Watts

"You didn't come into this world.
You came out of it, like a wave from the ocean."

Wars based on principle are far more destructive... the attacker will not destroy that which he is after.

Reality is only a Rorschach inkblot, you know

Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes.
Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes



Comedy
That is Life That is Life

Humorous skit by the Umbilical Brothers with a little singing, some pantomime and a lot of laughter.

On the Streets of Mumbai On the Streets of Mumbai

Stand up comedy about the streets of Mumbai, where you can find freedom and cheap medicine.



Funny Joke from the Forum
I couldn't help but overhear

I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I do it all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."

An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to it.".



Entertaining Videos
Walking on the Edge Walking on the Edge

Doing her impression of an ironworker, this young lady gets out on the edge.

Parking a Smart Car Parking a Smart Car

Patrons in the pub look out the window and laugh their butts off, as a smart-car driver has difficulty parking.



Fun Facts

An octopus has 6 arms and 2 legs, not 8 legs.





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