Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.
Stand up comedy covering some of the tragedies in life that may just be a little bit peoples fault.
Just think guys - your odds will get better.
A handsome hero, and swashbuckling swordsman comes to the rescue. Maybe he needs a new watch he seems to be a little bit late.
Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, ''I like both.''
Engineer: ''Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.''
A stand-up comedy monologue about calling BS when you hear something outrageous.
As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.
If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.
Ricki Grevais goes on a humorous rant about fat people. Maybe society has a role to play since we no longer attach a stigmatism to being overweight.
A continuation of Ricki Grevais humorous comedy monologue about obese people. Why is it that the takeout industry super sizes all of their food offerings..
Always connected to Wife when she is around.
But when Wife is out of range, they automatically start searching for new devices.
When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-death experience. In this humorous sketch two of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.
A humorous parody of the game show Jeopardy by Saturday Night Live in which all the contestants and the moderator are black, and the questions on the board are centered around African-American culture. The game is humorously thrown off by the inclusion of a player from Canada.
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
A mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a little village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But smoke and mirrors can make one believe for a little while..
In the confines of a London dinner party, comedian Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm.
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" She asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kindhearted Scotsman', he thought "What the hell ... I'll treat her!"
So they walked past the restaurant again!
They teach you the facts and expect you to know
the correct answers but do they know the answer.
Humorous commentary and double entendres on the morning news show. The topic is eating bugs, but the conversation goes off-track.
Portuguese, not Spanish, is the most widely spoken language in South America.
Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.
Recently, Bill was doing a comedy show in Helsinki, and over there they are Lutheran and has a different philosophy on what comes after death.
On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."
"Grow up," she replied.
"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."
"Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."
Some drunken Russian guys taking their wasted friend home ... like a boss!
Russia is an interesting place to drive. In addition to the typical hazards of ice and snow divers must also watch out for drunken policeman.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.
In what seemed like a good idea at the time, Steve Carell tested the effects of overindulgence while Steve Colbert recorded the results.
Steve Colbert and Steve Carell humorously debate the merits of Islam versus Christianity. After failing to come to an agreement on which religion is the one true religion, they end up with a pray-off in an effort to smite their opponents. .
The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for nearly ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of non-drinkers.
A little office humor to brighten your day.
She says she's looking for a partner that's more like you. I feel your friendzone pain.
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!
Don't believe it? .. look it up!
Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.
A humorous standup comedy bit from Eddie Izzard
on why the Church of England was created.
A humorous parody of values candidates. Stephen Fry gets nominated as a candidate of choice.
In 1972, a pocket of uranium in Africa was found to have undergone self-sustaining nuclear fission for hundreds of thousands of years, making it the only known naturally formed nuclear reactor.
Spellbinding circus acrobatics from Cirque du Soleil featuring the wheel of death.
A magical underwater kingdom - film by Joe Romeiro.
The teacher said to his class, "Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the title ' If I was a Millionaire ''.
Everyone began to write furiously ... except Philip, who leaned back with arms folded.
"What's the matter" the teacher asked, "Why don't you begin ? "
"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.
It seems that kneading a soft object is a relaxing activity for cats as they often purr contentedly and zone out. With that in mind, here are some videos of cats giving breast exams.
Your kitty would like some attention, and perhaps a scratch behind the ear.
The wars between Romans and Persians lasted about 721 years, the longest conflict in human history.
John Oliver humorously explains why media outlets so often report untrue or incomplete information as science. An unfortunate truism of science is that all of the rewards are for discovery - there are no prizes for fact checking.
Credit reports play a surprisingly large role in our lives, but even more surprising is how often they contain critical mistakes. John Oliver attempts to help credit agencies see why this is a problem.
I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day
That way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning. (gym)
If it seems to you that every conversation on the Internet is extremely polarized; you are probably correct. But is designed that way or is it just natural evolution of thought..
Is there a connection between Social Networks and Being Lonely or have we found a new way to make friends
"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell." – Buddha
All the Education in the world won't help someone who can't think for themselves." – A.M. Sawyer
In this comedy sketch, hosts Helen Walsh (Amy Poehler) and Tina Fey introduce three contestants to their future second wives. Something the contestants humorously struggle to explain to their wives.
Sticks and Rocky accidentally create a currency, and in this comedy sketch, the tribe gets a financial system. But alas the bankers cannot resist the temptation to loan out more money than they have on deposit.
In America, we call our inbreds hillbillies.
In Europe, they call them Royals.
Standup comedy with humorous observations about a game called 'What Would You Do for a Million Dollars'. Or as Jodi Miller calls it how much money would it take for you to be gay..
Jodi Miller imagines how guys sent dirty pictures before camera phones in this humorous stand-up comedy routine. Why do guys take so many pictures of the private parts? .
A comedy skit with two friends and the strangest playlist you have ever heard.
A hapless modern romantic gets a little help from Cyrano de Bergerac to win the woman.
Did you hear about the locomotive that always did as it was told?
It was really well trained
When was OMG first used? When was unfriend first used?
When the panellists are tied together
r and try to get free, hilarity ensues.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
A mash up of some of the nature, variety, and beauty that make up our home planet.
An awesome light, a huge cloud and strangely mesmerizing view
Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)
Adventure of a lifetime that takes a man to the edge of a boiling pit of lava inside a volcano.
High in the sky looking down as you sleep. Every frame in this video is a photograph taken by the astronauts aboard the ISS.
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!
As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'
The United States has 4% of the world's population but 25% of the world's prisoners.
If big-box stores paid employees a Living Wage, how much would prices go up?
Nearly 4 in 10 Americans have never moved from their hometown.
Our soldiers should be commended for their actions. Someone could have left a stink bomb in there.
Thai construction workers know how to drive a piling into the ground with a bit of rhythm.
The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!"
The rope left, tied his top end, fluffed out the fringe and reentered the bar.
The bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?"
"No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."
How are NASA and other scientists able to determine the makeup of alien planet atmospheres in faraway solar systems.
Not long ago, watching something being ripped apart as it falls towards a giant black hole would be science fiction. .
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak
Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.
You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.
A humorous comedy short that takes walk and talk scenes featured in action series movies to an extreme level.
In a humorous episode about romance, something the IT guys know very little about, the term a man is confused with Iran..
Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"
Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."
Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.
Human breasts are strange. Our offspring are entirely dependent on them, and humans are the only species to have perpetually swollen mammary glands. Evolutionarily speaking though, breasts are a big reason our species has enjoyed incredible success..
A single Bluefin Tuna can sell from $500,000 to $1.7 million dollars.
The North Atlantic is known for big waves, but even for the North Atlantic this is a big way and the ship hits it head-on.
Winds that gusted up to 100kph (62 mph) that blew competitors off their bikes have forced the cancellation of the International Road Race in South Africa.
Finalists from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest, with quotes from real-life Dilbert-type managers:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)
2. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company )
4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
5. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
6. "My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)
7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
10. We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)
11. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)
12. And the winner!! As director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials. In the body of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the training manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, he showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his dictionary and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take care of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words which could not be found in the local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos. A month later, I resigned. In accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Bell Corporation)
Wanderers is a vision of humanity's expansion into the Solar System, based on scientific ideas and concepts of what our future in space might look like.
Memories are the last private and intimate pieces of ourselves that haven't been uploaded.
The ancient Greek colonial city of Sybaris had their plumbing priorities in the right place. They are said to have had pipelines that brought wine from the countryside vineyards directly into the city and their homes.
I hold in my hand something very significant. It is a joke, something we can confirm has been heard by Donald Trump. And so begins this comedy sketch as Stephen Colbert does a parody of Rachel Maddow.
To say that the CIA had a difficult week would be an understatement. Wiki leaks published documents that reveal how the CIA hacks TVs and phones as well as other network devices.
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
John said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!" said Bob, “how did you manage that?”
"It’s easy,” replied John, “my last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”
In Russia trucks are built with the ability to ford deep streams, but this is taking things to an extreme.
The little pickup truck that could, makes it over huge sand dune.
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.
Comedian Ahmed Bharoocha tells a humorous story about his Pakistani Uncle, who like most people, doesn't like hearing bad things about his country.
Comedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
Jellyfish don’t have a heart, or blood, or even a brain. They’ve survived five mass extinctions. And you can find them in every ocean, from pole to pole. What’s their secret? Keeping it simple, but with a few dangerous tricks..
Octopuses and cuttlefish are masters of underwater camouflage, blending in seamlessly against a rock or coral. But squid have to hide in the open ocean, mimicking the subtle interplay of light, water, and waves..
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia
She whispered "They're behind you."
Chicken Lady entertains her blind date in her apartment. Though repulsed by her appearance and mannerisms, curiosity gets the better of him - for a while.
You would be forgiven for thinking that the lady was trying to get the man's attention.
Your brain uses between 20 - 25% of the oxygen your breathe.
Bill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount
Stand-up comedy on the differences between men and women.
1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
This Nail_Gun Trick is an illusion. If you've spent any time in construction, you can probably figure out how it was done.
The king of card tricks manages to fool Penn and Teller.
If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.
That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
Experience Burning Man through the eyes of 86-year-old retired firefighter.
Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore.
First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!
Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.
Southern women say the darndest things. Downright funny southern colloquialisms
This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.
When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!