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Stand-up Comedy

Just a Little Wind Just a Little Wind

Just a little function to let off some excess pressure still lots of people find it hilarious.


Humor from the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened in France

As it happens, an Englishman in France was totally drunk. A French policeman stopped the Englishman’s car and asked if he had been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admitted he had been drinking all day. His daughter got married that morning and he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, then had “many” single malt Scotches after that.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeded to administer an alcohol breath test to the Englishman and verified that he was indeed totally sloshed. He asked the Englishman if he knew why, under French law, he was going to be arrested.

The Englishman answered with a bit of humor, saying, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving… on the other side?”


Classic Humor

Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video Funny Sheriff's Department Training Video

Funny video of the sheriff's department weapons training.


Fun Facts
During the temperance movement of the 1890s, marijuana was commonly recommended as a substitute for alcohol. The reason for this was that use of marijuana did not lead to domestic violence while alcohol abuse did.

Space

View of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft View of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft

In this video the beauty of the surface of Jupiter is brought out, and the motion of the atmosphere is far intricate than most imagined..


Stand-up comedy

Trying To Fix Stuff Trying To Fix Stuff

Women don't understand that getting frustrated is an important part of guys ability to fix stuff.


Humor from the Forum

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



Humor and Commentary

All About Nothing All About Nothing

Why do TV shows always have to be about something. Seinfeld, a show about nothing, was entertaining and a great success.


Fun Facts

Based on genetic studies only 40% of all men that have ever existed have ever reproduced, while 80% of women have reproduced. This means polygyny and war have basically been constants in human history.


Comedy

Two Types of Asian Two Types of Asian

Russell Peters who is Asian of Indian descent humorously points out that there are two types of Asians (actually a lot more).


Improv Comedy

You can't say that You can't say that

Things you can say about your.... but not your girlfriend.


Humor from the Forum

The Senior Citizens' Field Trip

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver was beginning to think he had a bus load of old wackos. Who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested. The bus driver decides that he'd had better investigate, and pulls into the first rest area.

When he turns the lights on, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.

"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it runs away..."


Creative Videos

The Streets of San Francisco The Streets of San Francisco

What it was like to travel the streets of San Francisco over a hundred years ago.


Animal Videos

Do You Hear Me Knocking Do You Hear Me Knocking

This cat has developed an annoying, or cute way of getting people to open the door


Fun Facts

In 1938 Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel sold all rights to the comic-strip character Superman to their publishers for $130.


Science Made Interesting

Your Brain on LSD and Acid Your Brain on LSD and Acid

LSD also known as acid is a psychedelic drug known for altering your perception and creating hallucinations. But how does it work and what happens to your brain and body when you drop acid?


Angry Ocean

Huge Waves Strike Cliffs Huge Waves Strike Cliffs

In the Atlantic there have been numerous strong storms this year and they have pumped out massive waves. This video shows 45 foot (15 m) waves crashing against the 90 (30 m) foot cliffs in Portugal.


Humor from the Forum

Sorry Fred
Two male rabbits were introduced to a colony of female rabbits for breeding.

The experienced male says to the other: “ Let’s not be greedy. You start at one end, I’ll start at the other, and we both meet in the middle.”

The other agreed, so they started.

The experienced would always thank his female as he finishes with her, “ Thanks, Suzy… ta, honey…thanks, darling….. Sorry Fred!”

Comedy

Work Why
Work Why

Humorous comedy routine on why we work. What's the point of working so hard?


Internal Combustion Entertainment

Guys Will Race Anything Any where Guys Will Race Anything Any where

A series of unusual racing vehicles featuring rock crawlers, jet boats racing through wading depth water, sand and mud dragsters, swamp racers, specially built dirt climbers, and finally schoolbus racing.


Fun Facts

The collection of spikes on the end of the tail of dinosaurs like the Stegosaurus is known among scientific circles as the 'Thagomizer' - a term coined not by a palaeontologist, but by cartoonist Gary Larson in a 1982 Far Side drawing, where it was explained (by a caveman) that it was named 'after the late Thag Simmons'.


Humor

No Respect for Batman No Respect for Batman

Reginald Hunter, who appears to be having a bad hair day but as it turns out lost a bet, humorously explains why he has no respect for Batman.


Creative

Monsoon Time-lapse Monsoon Time-lapse

All summer long chasing storms, and some days you get nothing great, some days you get six amazing scenes in a single afternoon. (A powerful rain shaft, An intense hail core dump, Shelf clouds, Dust storms, Lightning, The Milky Way ) .


Humor from the Forum

Saving Time!
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."

"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.

Now I do it in ten..

Happy Thoughts

Careful for What You Wish Careful for What You Wish

Appearances can deceive and and wishing to be in someone else's shoes is not always the best strategy.


Fun Facts

The number of molecules in 10 drops of water are equal to the number of all the stars in the universe.


Women and Humorous Situations

First Black Girlfriend First Black Girlfriend

Comedienne Akilah Hughes pokes fun at awkward interracial dating moments including touching her hair and fried chicken.


Quotable Quotes
George Carlin

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.


Stand-up Comedy

Taco Misunderstanding Taco Misunderstanding

Humorous story of international differences as a South African goes for taco.


Edutainment

The Internet Brain The Internet Brain

Most of us are on the Internet daily and the Internet changes our brains.


Fun Facts

In Scotland, "any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt, can be fined two cans of beer.


Stand-up Comedy

USA vs UK Violence USA vs UK Violence

A British comedy show asks if the US is more violent than the UK - Doug Stanhope has the answer.


Women and Humorous Situations

Warning Signs of Adulthood Warning Signs of Adulthood

No one wants to grow up. A humorous compilation of signs that you have entered the twilight zone of adulthood - and there's no escape.


Humor from the Forum

Stereotypes

For a class project a professor asks his students call out some of the stereotypes they have encountered

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.


Classic Comedy

Saintly Humor Saintly Humor

David Allen's jokes have long been told and retold on the Internet even though you may even recognize a few of these jokes he still remains a master humorist.


Fun Facts

The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel.


Stand-up Comedy

Too Many Rules and Distractions Too Many Rules and Distractions

Humorous comedy sketch on how the local motor vehicle authorities treat drivers like children and treat children like imbeciles.


Musical Comedy Videos

Nothing Ruins Comedy Nothing Ruins Comedy

Comedian Tim Minchin with this trademark combination of biting satirical lyrics and surreal showmanship.


Humor from the Forum

Toilet Brush.

Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."


Internal Combustion Entertainment

Heavy Equipment Antics Heavy Equipment Antics

This video starts out with an excavator operator trying to dig himself out of a river without submerging the air intake on his heavy equipment.


Entertaining Videos

Walking on the Edge Walking on the Edge

Doing her impression of an ironworker, this young lady gets out on the edge.


Funny Joke from the Forum

5 Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough

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Food for Thought (not that we always agree)

John Cleese: Political Correctness Can Lead to an Orwellian Nightmare John Cleese: Political Correctness an Orwellian Nightmare

The essence of comedy is being critical, says Cleese, and that means causing offense sometimes. But we shouldn't protect everyone from experiencing negative emotions by enforcing political correctness, he says. .


Comedy Sketch

Size Doesn't Matter Size Doesn't Matter

Can you can figure out what these two comedians are talking about when they say size doesn't matter, in this humorous comedy sketch.


Fun Facts

The Earth's core is hotter than the surface of the sun!


Nature

Amazingly Bright Bioluminescence Amazingly Bright Bioluminescence

At the edge of the water in Tasmania tiny living organisms glow brightly when they are disturbed, the light they emit is a form of chemiluminescence.


Comedy Sketch

Working From Home Working From Home

When you work from home staying on schedule despite distractions is difficult enough.


Creative

Keaton Radiohead Choreography Keaton Radiohead Choreography

The choreography between the music and the clips is spot-on. Buster Keaton’s genius has long been praised, but his visual gags, too many, seem outdated, a type of humor that is seldom used in modern comedy.


Musical Comedy Videos

Nothing Beats Kittens Nothing Beats Kittens

Competing for views is tough when the top videos on YouTube are kittens and puppies.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Blessed are the Cracked!

Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


Ships in Distress

Ship Running Aground Ship Running Aground

A 200 meter long container ship ran aground as it was traveling the East Lamma shipping channel in Hong Kong.


Comedy

A Message about Your Kids A Message about Your Kids

A PSA message about your kids and how they're doing
in school. You're brilliant prodigy is lazy and dumb.


Humor from the Forum

Two Deaf Men Were Talking

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."

“The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."


Humorous Sketche

Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

Sometimes a humorous parody is spot on. If you have an upstairs neighbor, you understand. If you don’t, you are one of the few lucky ones.


Stand-up Comedy

I Want to Buy a Gun I Want to Buy a Gun

A humorous skit by Bill Burr about being a first time gun purchaser.


Funny Animals

Happily Spinning Happily Spinning

A sea lion happily spinning away in a pool of water.


Humour from the Forum

Oldest Trick

The police finally arrested the local madam and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was assigned a group of the names in it and told to check them out.

After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.

When it became time for Detective Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies is an 84 year old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."

"Damn, boy!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you. You've been a policeman almost all your life, and here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book."


Sites Worth Visiting
Welcome Guest Welcome Guest

From a quote by Goethe; 'Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.


Creative

The Discovery of Fire The Discovery of Fire

The mastery of fire was the most important moment in our species' history. Together, we would spread to every corner of the planet. Fire carried mankind through every desert, ice age, and mountain range, and man spread fire throughout the world to places it had never seen. .


Fun Facts

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, is still in limited release nearly 39 years after its premiere, it has the longest-running theatrical release in film history.


Creative

The Wrong Door Again The Wrong Door Again

It seems like it's harder and harder to find what you're trying to locate.


Stand-up Comedy

Astrology and Science Astrology and Science

A humorous monologue on the lack of science behind astrology and astrological signs.


Humor from the Forum

Minister, Priest and a Rabbi go Skinny-dipping

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."


Different Drummer Music

Mountain Twerker Mountain Twerker

The Darrell Brothers present the story of their Granny who was the world's first Twerker!


Rhythms of Life

Dreams and War Machines Dreams and War Machines

An interesting juxtaposition between the song, ''You Make my Dreams Come True'' and video of the hermit kingdom's war parade.


Quotable Quotes
Allan Watts

"You didn't come into this world.
You came out of it, like a wave from the ocean."

Wars based on principle are far more destructive... the attacker will not destroy that which he is after.

Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes.
Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes


Comedy

Louis CK - Being Broke Louis CK - Being Broke

A decade ago Louis CK was a struggling young comedian, and being broke and dealing with bank fees, was a very relevant thing.


Fun Fact

The largest known black hole has a diameter of 1 trillion KM, more than 190 times the distance from the Sun to Pluto.


Nature

Paddle Boarding with Whales Paddle Boarding with Whales

Excellent aerial footage of two whales resting in the shallows just offshore from Esperance Australia.


Handi-humor

Blind Cricket Blind Cricket

A comedy skit featuring a little blind humor - play by the Bell. How does a blind person hit a ball if thyey can't see the ball.


Nature

Biofluorescent Turtle Biofluorescent Turtle

Off the Solomon Islands, David Gruber, encountered a "bright red-and-green spaceship." This underwater UFO turned out to be a hawksbill sea turtle, which is significant because it's the first time that biofluorescence has ever been seen in reptiles..


Humor from the Forum

Dreams

They said I should follow my dreams

So I went back to sleep..


Humor and Song

Funny Parody of Sexy and I know it Funny Parody Sexy and...

Rolls of laughter, heavyweight humor, an ocean of motion are pretty good descriptions of this parody.


Interesting Science

Amazing Physics Amazing Physics

Fluid dynamics and quantum levitation in action, featuring droplets levitating on sound waves, water orbiting in microgravity, and more..


Fun Facts

Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.


Entertaining Videos

This Land is Mine This Land is Mine

A short video that tells the story of the wars in the land called Israel/Palestine/Canaan/the Levant.


Funny Videos

The Truth About Hookups The Truth About Hookups

A humorous short story about dating apps, love, and let-downs.


Cute Pet Videos

Kitty Is A Troll Kitty Is A Troll

Kitty is a troll, takes a swipe and
someone else gets in trouble.


Humor from the Forum

Why did the Cows Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.


Sketch Comedy

Text Message Confusion Text Message Confusion

A humorous comedy sketch based on a misunderstanding the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.


Humor from the Forum

Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"

To which the little boy replied, "Our sitter's boyfriend."



Entertaining

Tractor Toys for Big Boys Tractor Toys for Big Boys

An unofficial gathering of friends without competition. A strangly satisfying video showing guys playing in the mud with their souped-up tractors.


Comedy Videos

Boys Versus Girls Boys Versus Girls

As observed by Louis CK boys will destroy things girls will mess with your mind


Fun Facts

In the equatorial region of mars temperatures can reach up to 35C (95F) in the summer.


Sarcasm and Social Commentary

It’s Not a News Story!? It’s Not a News Story!?

Stephen falls down the rabbit hole of on-line ads and sponsored content. The exact thing that drives people to use adblockers..


Stand-up Comedy

British Insults British Insults

Comedian Reginald Hunter humorously explains his struggle to adjust to English humor. British people use a lot of subtext and pepper conversations with irony and sarcasm


Humor

4 Obnoxious Old People Behaviors (Explained By Science) 4 Obnoxious Old People Behaviors (Explained By Science)

An older person explains that they're not aliens, just slower crankier versions of you. A hilarious explanation of why older people do what they do..


Humor from the Forum

Two Elderly Widows

Ruth and Gilda, two elderly widows, are curious about the latest arrival in their neighborhood – a quiet, nice-looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Gilda says, “Ruth, you know I’m shy. Why don’t you go talk to him at the park and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.”

Ruth agrees, and later that day at the park, she walks up to him and says, “Excuse me, mister. I hope I’m not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.”

“Of course I’m lonely, he says, “I’ve spent the past 20 years in prison.”

“You’re kidding! What for?” asks Ruth, aghast.

“For killing my third wife. I strangled her.”

“What happened to your second wife?”

“I shot her.”

“And, if I may ask, your first wife?”

“We had a fight and she fell off a building.”

“Oh my,” says Ruth.

Then turning to her friend at the other end of the park, she calls, “Yoohoo, Gilda! He’s single.”


Funny Videos

Middle Age Irritability Middle Age Irritability

Once carefree and easy-going sooner or later everyone becomes middle-aged and irritable.


Animal Humor

Doggie Diaries Doggie Diaries

If dogs could express themselves so humans could understand this is how they might see their world.


Fun Facts

Pigs can often outsmart dogs and are on about the same intellectual level as chimpanzees, a study found.


Comedy

Have You Got a Flag Have You Got a Flag

Eddie Izzard explains how in the age of conquest the monarchies of Europe planted their flags everywhere.


Entertaining

Roadkill Experiment Roadkill Experiment

People will swerve more to hit turtles over snakes. A scientific experiment (sort of...) to test this roadkill hypothesis.


Fun Facts

The Code of Hammurabi decreed that bartenders who watered down beer would be executed.


Random Crazy

Kindness in Russia Kindness in Russia

Despite the slew of videos showing accidents and other problems Russians help each other out.


Humor from the Forum

A Cop Calls for Backup

A cop calls for backup from a crime scene.

This is officer Ollie, please send backup, a woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Have you arrested the woman?

No Sir!

The floor is still wet.


Entertaining

Go Around – Nyet! Go Around – Nyet!

In parts of Russia there is no way around natural obstacles such as rivers and swamps.


Fun Facts

There was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee.


Humorous SNL Skit

Alien Abduction Alien Abduction

Three people (Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Ryan Gosling) share very different stories about their alien abduction..


Animal Antics

Cat and Aquarium Cat and Aquarium

Cat makes an attempt to jump into an aquarium.


Humor from the Forum

Chicken Testing

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the air- craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken, and fired.

The bird went through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of the engine cab. They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the FAA to check the test to see if everything was done correctly.

The FAA checked everything and suggested that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.


Comedy Sketch

Nap-time For Junior - Parenting Parody Nap-time For Junior - Parenting Parody

Can't get the kids to go to sleep. Need a little tranquility.
Watch this funny infomercial for a solution.


Interesting Science

5 Weird Facts About Quantum Physics 5 Weird Facts About Quantum Physics

Lots of stranger than fiction stuff in Quantum Physics. This video scratches the surface with five of the more entertaining facts in an effort to draw people to science..


Different Drummer Music

Sexiest Man - Musical Comedy Sexiest Man - Musical Comedy

Heartthrob, singer-songwriter, and comedian Earl Okin gets lots of laughs from the women in the audience.


Humor from the Forum

New Secretary

A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.

"Hey, what's up with you?", he asks.

"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me."

"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?"

"Neither, He's bald."


Stories About Mom

Farewell  Mother Farewell Mother

A humorous and touching story by Doug Stanhope about his mother, her assisted suicide, and proof of an afterlife.


Entertaining Nature

Do Tortoises Like Being Touched? Do Tortoises Like Being Touched?

The most noticeable feature of a tortoise is its massive shell. But what happens if you touch it? Caretakers at Smithsonian's National Zoo fill us in..


Comedy Skits

Prophets for Profits Prophets for Profits

Prophets for Profits, now there are even more ways to save, yourself! A For-Profit Call Center that helps you decide which Truth to buy...It's peace of mind with a price tag.


Fun Facts

In China, there is an "Elderly Rights" law which makes it illegal for anyone who has parents over 60 not to visit them regularly.


Non-Sequitur Jokes Non-Sequitur Jokes

Nick’s absurdest view and deadpan wit have distinguished his unique style of storytelling and one-liners. To our ears Nick Thune reminds us greatly of Mitch Hedberg, which not surprisingly he lists as one of his inspirations in getting into comedy..


Nature

Dinner Is Served Dinner Is Served

You may not think flies and worms and moths and other insects are delicious, but the Venus fly trap cherishes every morsel it can close its leaves around.


Humor from the Forum

At the Supermarket

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.

When she reached the express line, the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned around, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."


The Most Powerful Tidal Current: Saltstraumen Maelstrom The Most Powerful Tidal Current: Saltstraumen Maelstrom

A little bit north of the Arctic Circle in Norway is the world's most powerful tidal current called the Saltstraumen Maelstrom.


Fun Facts

The North Atlantic right whale is believed to have the largest testicles of any mammal. The male's testes account for around 1% of its total bodyweight, and each of them can weight up to 525kg. That's roughly the weight of a medium-sized racehorse.


Entertaining

Bear and Clown Bear and Clown

Homeowner was having a problem with bears getting into the trash so he came up with a clever solution using a motion activated clown.


Sci fi

Sight Sight

In the future implants to augment and enhance vision with information,navigation and entertainment.


Memorable Nature Encounters

Orcas Chasing Dolphin Orcas Chasing Dolphin

A huge school of Dolphins are chased into a cove as they try to avoid the jaws of a pod of Orca.


Humor

Ad from the Atlanta Journal

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Hug me and I'm yours.Call (404) 875-**** and ask for Daisy.


Thousands of men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.


Memorable Nature Encounters

The Different Types Of Privilege (Other Than White) The Different Types Of Privilege (Other Than White)

Did you know white privilege is not the only type of privilege that exists? There are many other privileges, for example tall privilege. In the population just over 14% of men are 6 foot tall are more, but 58% of CEOs of Fortune 500 companies are 6 foot tall or taller.


Comedy Shorts

UFO Abduction UFO Abduction

A comedy short about a UFO enthusiast, and unlikely subject for an encounter, who gets to meet aliens first hand when he is caught up in the middle of alien abduction.


Fun Facts

The word 'slang' is slang for 'short lang' or 'short language'


Animal Cuteness
Cat Learns a New Trick Kitty Learns a New Trick

Think cats can't be trained - watch this.


Comedy

Lost Phone Prank Call Lost Phone Prank Call

A devious Mrs. Brown takes advantage of grandpa sleeping on a phone to play a hilarious prank.


Humor from the Forum

Rough Landing

Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, "Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn't my fault, blame it on the asphalt."

On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had "hammered the plane a little hard on the runway."

The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, "Thank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing."

All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.

She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and and said, "Do you mind if I ask a question?"

He said, "Why no, ma'am, go ahead."

She then replied, "I didn't hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?"


Crazy Nature

The Ladybug Love-In The Ladybug Love-In

Ladybugs spend most of their lives alone, gorging themselves on aphids. But every winter they take to the wind, soaring over cities and fields to assemble for a ladybug bash. In these huge gatherings, they'll do more than hibernate-it's their best chance to find a mate..


Stand-up Comedy

BS Is the Glue BS Is the Glue

BS, and we all know what that stands for, is the glue that holds our society together, or at least that is the supposition in this humorous monologue from George Carlin.


Funny Quotes

''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill


Stand-Up Comedy

Least Lonely Generation Least Lonely Generation

Thanks to smart phones almost everyone is constantly in touch and getting together is not the special occasion that once was.


Had a Bad Day

When Things Go Wrong When Things Go Wrong

In this compilation of humorous mistakes it's mostly a bad day at work, and a very bad day for the owner of the equipment who will most likely have to foot the bill.


Fun Facts

73% of American adults now own a smartphone, up from 35% in 2011.


Sketch Comedy

I Said Bitch - Key & Peele I Said Bitch - Key & Peele

Two men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight all the while making sure that their wives don't hear a word they are saying.


Stand-up Comedy

Family Oriented Humor Family Oriented Humor

Of Mexican and Native American heritage this young comedian has been Americanized in her upbringing, so much so that one would be hard-pressed to guess her roots. Family has always been an inspiration for comedians..


Strange

Trees Falling on the Road Trees Falling on the Road

Looks like a lot of rain loosened the soil in the trees started falling and landing on the road much to the terror of some trapped passengers. Thank goodness they had a dash cam so we can see what happened.


Humor from the Forum
Comforting Words

And now a few comforting words for grammar Nazis

there, their, they're - it'll be alright


What If?

What If We Have A Nuclear War? What If We Have A Nuclear War?

With around 15 thousand nuclear warheads in the world, what happens if we have a nuclear war. And more importantly what would happen if a nuclear weapon was dropped near you?


Humor from the Forum
It shows your thinking

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.

"An apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking."

"I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking."

Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."

"Dirty little boy," said the teacher.

"No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.


Angry Ocean
Tanker In a Fierce Storm Ship In a Fierce Storm

The view from the bridge of a tanker ship as it tries to navigate 60 foot waves in an effort to keep from being swamped or broken in half. Were the tanker to head straight into the waves the weight of its cargo in the list of the waves would likely cause the hull to crack.


Memorable Nature Encounters
Whale Sized Gulp Whale Sized Gulp

These divers will remember their whale encounter. The whales surface to gulp down a school of fish.


Humor from the Forum
DNA Test

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there


Comedy Shorts
Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me

What do you do when a rather annoying coworker thinks everyone is flirting with her. Here is a comedy sketch about dealing with people like that.


Humor and Commentary
Ethical Treatment of Produce Ethical Treatment of Produce

Vegetables have feelings too. A tongue-in-cheek parody of PETA advertisements.


Fun Facts

One of the greatest soldiers in history, Alexander the Great, was tutored by the greatest thinker of all time, Aristotle.


Creative
The Good of the One The Good of the One

Spock wrestles with his human emotions and embraces his friendship with Kirk and the crew. Clips from the Star Trek series lead to one of the most memorable moments in the history..




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