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SNL Comedy
Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Welcome to 'Where did the Money Go', where we try to teach financial security to some of the world's most ignorant millionaires.


Humor from the Forum
A Revelation

It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb.

On my way to the hardware store to buy a bulb I followed a chicken across the street.

Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs.

I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door.

There stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny.

It was at that moment I realized my life was just one big joke.


Entertaining Animal
Elephant Chases a Car Elephant Chases a Car

A brief video clip that shows an elephant chasing a car. Was the elephant annoyed by their intrusion, or have tourists been tossing treats to the big mammals.


Fun Facts

Some firefighters in the U.S. are trained on how to treat aliens in case of a UFO crash or invasion.


Men vs Women Comedy
Couples Therapy Couples Therapy

Comedian's wife insists that they go to couples therapy and so for $125 an hour tells him they're going to play a game called total honesty.


Humor from the Forum
Two Hasidic Jews the tailor for new suits

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits.

"Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were not black. They were sort of dark grey maybe, but not black, We need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest cloth there is."

Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, "See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world," Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, "there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nun's habits from, and it is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!"

A few weeks later the two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, on a whim, one of the men went up to one of the nuns. He grabbed her sleeve and held it up against his own.

Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on.

"What did that man want?" one nun asked the other.

"I don't know," she replied. "he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left."

"In Latin?" asked the first nun. "What did he say?"

He said, "Marcus, Pincus fuctus."


Creative
Welcome to Earth Welcome to Earth

A collage of videos, each impressive in their own right, but together they portray the variety of nature


Fun Facts

A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons.


Do a Little Dance - Humor
Bean Street Performer Bean Street Performer

A humorous comedy skit with Mr. Bean and a street performer


Funny Joke from the Forum
Past Relationships

I'm making a graph of my past relationships.

It has an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.


SNL Comedy
Black Jeopardy With LouisCK Black Jeopardy With LouisCK

Black jeopardy, humorous sketch featuring surprise contestant Mark, a professor of African-American studies, played by Louis CK who can't see how any the questions apply to black history..


Fun Facts

In 1835, a unique event occurred in the United States: it became debt free for the first time. Unfortunately, it is also the last time it was debt free.


Creative
A Girl Who Reads A Girl Who Reads

While physical beauty fades, a beautiful mind lasts forever.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Storm-trooper gets a Phone

Why did the Storm-trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.


Funny Pranks
Funny British Guard Funny British Guard

British guard pretends to pose then exchanges cutout of himself in underwear for a unforgettable picture.


Fun Facts

The coldest place on Earth is a high ridge in Antarctica where temperatures can dip below -133°F (-93.2°C).


Stand-up Comedy
The Magic Baby Door The Magic Baby Door

Comedian Craig Ferguson explains the lack of sex education in Scotland and its humorous ramifications


Funny Joke from the Forum
In the Bathroom

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day".


Having a Bad Day
Go Anywhere Vehicle Go Anywhere Vehicle

Military vehicles will go just about anywhere, but unless they are designed to be amphibious they shouldn't be driven in deep water.


Fun Facts

Bob Marley was buried with his red Gibson guitar, a Bible open to Psalms 23 and a bud of marijuana.


Stand-up Comedy
How Women Argue How Women Argue

As every man knows, it is impossible to win an argument with a woman - even when you are right.


Funny Joke from the Forum
I pulled into the Convenient Mart

I pulled into the Convenient Mart to get milk.

When I walked toward the store I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and thought, "what an idiot... with the cops right there too."

But anyway, I went in and got my milk.

As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. As I was walking outside I saw the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy!

I ran outside to help but the cops had already put her on the ground and were putting the fire out.

When they put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car, I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking and pumping gas!"

Being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.

The police officer looked me dead in my eye and said ... 'Waving a Firearm in Public'.


Angry Ocean
Platform to a Storm Platform to a Storm

Hurricane force winds in the North Atlantic churn up some monster waves and even from the relative security of an oil platform the oceans power is impressive. .


Fun Facts

In the 14th Century alone, the Black Death is estimated to have killed 200 million people. That's roughly the population of Brazil.


Darker Humor
Lighter Side of Suicide Lighter Side of Suicide

It's hard to imagine humor and suicide going together, but George Carlin pulls it off in a humorous comedy monologue about suicide.


Humor from the Forum
Preparing for their Wedding

Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!


Do a Little Dance - Humor
Granny Has the Moves Granny Has the Moves

The music plays, a young girl in a bikini dances, then Granny comes along and shows her up.


Fun Facts

The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.


Sketch Comedy
Criminal Mastermind - SNL Criminal Mastermind - SNL

In this humorous sketch from SNL Jack (Benedict Cumberbatch) toys with his targets (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat) using riddles. Johnny's mother had three children...


Humorous Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx


Standup Comedy
Rambling Comedy Rambling Comedy

This comedian has a unique style of comedy that some would call humorous rambling tales, and in this performance he begins with some crazy stories about Greek Gods.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Billy's Baseball Game

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."


Creative Video
The Chase The Chase

If life just a game then this is an important story about the art of aging....enjoy :)


Fun Facts

The voice of yoda and miss piggy were done by the same person


Magic
The Rope Trick The Rope Trick

The humorous rope trick from comedian and magician Mac King is his signature sketch. Watch closely and try to figure out how he manages to keep cutting the rope and still have only one piece of rope.


Oneliners
Why ask Why

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I have a work station.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.


Colorful Creatures
Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures

An intimate and hypnotizing look at aquatic life through beautiful time-lapses at a magnified perspective. This up-close look brings you into the world of corals, sea stars, and other marine creatures that seem almost otherworldly. .


Humor from the Forum
Father O'Malley

An Irish priest named Father O'Malley was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window to look out on the beautiful day and noticed there was a dead jackass lying in his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning.

This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we're also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call to you."


Interesting Science
Your Brain On Shrooms Your Brain On Shrooms

How do "Magic Mushrooms" chemically alter your brain? What causes the user to experience a sensory overload of saturated colors and patterns?.


Fun Facts

Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 150 million years. We've been around for just 0.1% of that time.


Funny
Homemade Air-stream Homemade Air-stream

Handyman extraordinaire, Red Green shows you how to make your very own Airstream travel trailer using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer, and lots of duct tape.


Humor from the Forum
Bagging Groceries

A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket.

One day, the store put in a machine for squeezing oranges.

The boy asked if he could work on the machine.

"Sorry," said his boss, "baggers can't be juicers."


Humanity
The Humans The Humans

The Sagan Series is an educational project working in hopes of promoting scientific literacy in the general population. Excerpts from the pale blue dot combined with current video in this the ninth of the Sagan series.


Fun Facts

Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago.


Humorous Comedy Sketch
Hot Sister Hot Sister

Guys are naturally a little awkward when hot women. It is doubly awkward when that hot woman is your sister .


Humor from the Forum
Short Jokes

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."

Jane couldn't find anyone to sing with, ...so she went out and bought a duet yourself kit.


Humor and Commentary
The World's 26 Royal Families The World's 26 Royal Families

There are 26 monarchies who rule over 43 countries and in many cases rule with absolute power. John Oliver makes a very good argument that a one time Royals may have served a purpose, but that is no longer the case.


Fun Facts

A bowhead whale killed in Alaska in 2012 had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.


Stand-up Comedy
Ready for White Friends Ready for White Friends

Ralph in this humorous comedy monologue says he is ready to have white friends, and he is not talking about the white people that act black.


Humor from the Forum
I had a crazy dream

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!


My Trigger My Trigger

A music video built on the finer points of human nature and the realization that we need to get along to survive.


Fun Facts

The official Twitter account of @Sweden is given to a random citizen every week to manage.


Screwing With A property Scammer Screwing With A property Scammer

This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority.


Humor from the Forum
Two hillbillies go to an Employment Agency.

The first one goes in for an interview and the guy behind the desk asks him about his work skills.

"I'm a wood cutter" he replies.

"Well we can off you you a job at $10.00 per hour"

The second guy goes in and the manager asks the same question.

"I'm a Pilot"

The manager is all exited and says "Excellent, we know an airline that is in need of your skills. We can offer you a job at $150.000 per year salary."

The two hillbillies chat about their experiences and the first one storms back in the office all upset. "Why do I get $10.00 per hour and he gets $150,000?"

"Well, your just a wood cutter and he's a pilot."

"I know... I cut the wood and he piles it."


Wild Scotland Wild Scotland

Presenting Scotland; a video of beautiful scenery that includes An Teallach and sea stack and inspires peace and serenity..


Fun Facts

According to the Bible, Jews descended from Abraham‘s son Isaac, and Arabs descended from Abraham’s son Ishmael. So not only are both groups Semitic, but they’re also family.


Best Friends Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break from walking the dog to play in a puddle.


Humor from the Forum
Furniture Disease

Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.

So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."


The Culture of Internet Outrage The Culture of Internet Outrage

Jim discusses director James Gunn’s removal from the “Guardians of the Galaxy” franchise and suggests an alternative target for our collective moral outrage.


Revolt Forecasted Revolt Forecasted

An impending blackout gives the city's working class its chance to rise up against their wealthy oppressors


Fun Facts

The longest living animal is a 11,000 years old sponge.


John Oliver - Facebook John Oliver - Facebook

Facebook is worth 600bn, thats about $300 per user. They have to provide value to the shareholders somehow. In other words, Facebook is never going to give up the algorithm that boosts clickbait and fake news.


Humor from the Forum
The Toilet Seat

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat to match their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this..)

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never one mounted and framed."


Competing with an Asian Woman Competing with an Asian Woman

Amy Schumer humorously laments the fact that Caucasian men seem more attracted to Asian women. When listing the traits that men are looking for a woman she concludes she hasn't much of a chance.


Fun Facts

In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.


Clammer Jammer Clammer Jammer

Nothing wrong with a little competition for that special someone.


Funny Joke from the Forum
At The Barber

A man visits a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

As the Barber is finishing up, the client asks in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back the next day like everyone else does."


Is Your Dog Depressed Is Your Dog Depressed

Is your dog depressed? Are you dressing him and funny costumes that ruin his self esteem?


Fun Facts

The word “nightmare” derives from the Anglo-Saxon word mare, meaning demon; which is related to the Sanskrit mara, meaning destroyer.


Iliza Shlesinger - Planned Breakup Iliza Shlesinger - Planned Breakup

Comedian Iliza Shlesinger Does a very convincing impression of one of those crazy women that you do not want to date. According to her a lot of work goes into planning the perfect breakup.


Humor from the Forum
I grant you three wishes

Top 5 blonde inventions:

1) Waterproof towel.

2) A book on how to read.

3) Inflatable dart board.

4) Powdered water.

5) Helicopter ejection seat.


British Wildlife British Wildlife

David Attenborough narrates some rather humorous mating rituals during a typical British night out.


Fun Facts

The total number of people who have ever lived has been estimated to be around 108 billion.


Bike Skills Bike Skills

Stunt-rider shows off his bike skills, drifting his bike around a tight course - until he gets distracted.


Humor from the Forum
I grant you three wishes

A genie appears before a man and says, "Master, you have been chosen. I grant you three wishes."

The man says, "I've heard about this kind of thing before. Whatever I wish for will come back to bite me in some way and my life will be ruined."

The genie says, "No, that won't happen."

"Yes, it will."

"No," says the genie, "I'm so sure it won't I'll grant you an infinity of wishes if it does."

"Okay," says the man, thinking about it, "I wish for a boomerang with teeth."

Genie, "You son of a bitch..."


Pros and Cons of Dating Smart People Pros and Cons of Dating Smart People

In every relationship, there is always one of you who is the smarter one, is it you? Drew Barth explains how you can find out!


Fun Facts

A woman who is unmarried in late 20’s and beyond is called “Sheng Nu” in China which means “leftover women”. (not true in the US)


Lip Sync Challenge - 'Need You Now' Lip Sync Challenge - 'Need You Now'

Lost all control and I need you now parity features doughnuts as the object of desire for the local law enforcement community.


Humor from the Forum
Local Elections

I was in the park with my dog and I said to this guy "Which way are you going to vote?" Democrat, " he replied. With that my dog bit him.

I carried on and I saw a woman, "Which way are you going vote? " I asked. " "Democrat, " she said. My dog bit her as well.

As I carried on I met another man, "Which way are you going vote?" I asked. "Republican, " he said. With that my dog bit him.

My dog doesn't give a flip about politics.


French Restaurant - Key & Peele French Restaurant - Key & Peele

A man on a date overplays his hand when he suggests that he’s knowledgeable about French cuisine.


Fun Facts

The National Animal of Scotland is the Unicorn


Disappearing Car Disappearing Car

Would you watch my car for a minute while I get a cup of coffee. A prank is played on unsuspecting victims.


Humor from the Forum
One In Twelve Thousand

Two blonds were talking about a third blond who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, that only happens one in twelve-thousand times?” said one blond.

“That's amazing", the second blond replies "How did she ever find time to do any housework?”


Night Time Air Show Night Time Air Show

A choreographed dance of airplanes. Night time airshow complete with fireworks turns out to be pretty amazing.


Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ' woken up to reality '.


Catching a Baby Kangaroo Catching a Baby Kangaroo

If this video is to be believed, catching a baby kangaroo involves little more than opening a shopping bag for it to fall into.


Humor
"Bookish" Father

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."

The first student raised her hand to volunteer. "Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first." Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."

The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?" Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie." "Very good," the teacher told Kevin.

Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..." Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.

Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next. Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."


Cheap Dates Cheap Dates

Many Asians lack an enzyme in their biological makeup that helps them process alcohol and so become intoxicated fairly easily.


Tornado of Fire Tornado of Fire

An awe-struck filmmaker witnessed one of nature's rarest phenomena - a fire tornado. Fire tornado's are one of nature's most intimidating spectacles, a swirling 30-metre high vortex of fire that sounds like a jet engine.


Humor from the Forum
Lousy at telling jokes.

My friends tell me that I'm lousy at telling jokes.

I always punch up the screw line.


Horse Likes Belly Scratched Horse Likes Belly Scratched

Horses like to have their belly scratched too. Recipient of the equine belly scratch shows his appreciation with a hind leg move.


Fun Facts

The English language originally delineated between women in different stages of life with the terms ''maiden,'' ''mother,'' and ''crone.'' A maiden referred to a young girl who was unmarried, a mother referred to a woman in her child-bearing years, and a crone described a post-menopausal woman.


What Kind of Arab Are You What Kind of Arab Are You

One of the few comedians today that can point out racial differences and make people laugh and feel good about it.


Humor from the Forum
Tell Me What You Want

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Clean my house.'


Playing Fetch by Themselves Playing Fetch by Themselves

Sometimes it's difficult to get a human to cooperate and throw the ball. These resourceful dogs have come up with a solution.


Humor from the Forum
Short Phunny Jokes

The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.

My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.

If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.


Flowers and Young Love Flowers and Young Love

Another humorous prank in which a young man with a bouquet of flowers is waiting for the girl of his dreams.


Fun Facts

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.


Comedy with Chelsea Peretti Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

In addition to performing as a standup comedy Chelsea Peretti works as a writer on ''Parks and Recreation''.


Humor from the Forum
A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never Thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, Seductive, and invincible.

No wait... I'm thinking of wine.


Doing Dumb Stuff
Blond Driver - Parking Fail Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Somehow this woman managed to get a license despite her obvious lack of driving skills.


Underwater Ice Cathedral Underwater Ice Cathedral

In the Arctic Ocean under the ice there exists a cathedral like structure. Divers treat us to a video of this unusual world.


Fun Facts

Mockingbirds can imitate any sound from a squeaking door to a cat meowing.


Astounding Fact Astounding Fact

Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked, ''What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?'' This is the video version of his answer.


Humor from the Forum
Ben Franklin

Early one stormy morning, Ben Franklin was outside with a kite in one hand, and the string in the other.

Deborah says: "Ben, what the heck are you doing out there in the rain?"

Ben says: "This dang kite won't stay in the air!"

Deborah says: "Have you thought about trying a little tail!"

Ben says: "That's what I suggested this morning and you told me to go fly a kite!"


Locked Out of His Room Locked Out of His Room

"A humorous situation arises as a man gets Locked out of his hotel room while trying to set out his dirty dishes for room service.


Fun Facts

Minus forty degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus forty degrees Fahrenheit.


They Call Her the Crusher They Call Her the Crusher

The most unique way of crushing a can that you will ever see


Humor from the Forum
Only Three Doors

An airline captain was working with a new blonde stewardess and the route they were flying had a layover.

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing and phoned the hotel.

The new stewardess answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

"There are only three doors," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one with a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


Caught Cheating Prank Caught Cheating Prank

Innocent men looking for a new clothes get a lot of grief when their wives and girlfriends notice red lipstick on their neck. When a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a smile, things get worse.


Fun Facts

Scientists believe that hair evolved for different reasons; for example, curly hair kept people cool in warm climates while straight care kept them warm in cool climates.


Not As Planned Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Funny Joke from tsr
Always wear clean Underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Florida Daily News comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


She's Got Me Dancing She's Got Me Dancing

A music video that is either retro, campy, freaky, or just weird. But no doubt, it is unique.


Humor from the Forum
Male or Female

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. But, it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


You Are about to Experience You Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley's stand-up comedy routine from the late late show you're about to experience a great four minutes of comedy


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Saving Stranded Dolphins Saving Stranded Dolphins

Amazing sight as about two dozen dolphin beached themselves at Arraial do Cabo in Brazil. Even more amazing was that the stranded Dolphin were rescued and returned to the sea.


Humor from the Forum
Running Away

After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.

The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he asked.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child.

' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'


Surfing Dogs Surfing Dogs

Life is good for these pooches


Fun Facts
Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved fish - anchovies
Coconut water can be used (in emergencies) as a substitute for blood plasma.

Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships

If you're sharing a computer with someone they could learn a lot about you using Google auto-complete.


Humor
Top 5 Internet Promises You Won't Keep

5. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already receive.

4. I resolve to back up hard drive daily... well, once a month, perhaps...

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!


The Gift Shoppe The Gift Shoppe

A humorous comedy sketch revealing how Brits view American television programs, with their repetition


Fun Facts

The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a woman who was 108 lbs.


Blind Date Fart Blind Date Fart

A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment.


Humor from the Forum
TSA to reduce Scrutiny of older flyers

In announcing the decision to reduce scrutiny of older fliers, The head of TSA was asked what the guidelines were for determining which passengers qualified.

Her response: Depends


Diving Fool Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Fun Facts

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most common job in 1900 was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesperson.


Soda Dogs Soda Dogs

Did I mention that they also speak Japanese.


Humor from the Forum
our dog suddenly began barking

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."


OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell

Some people think that getting older means slowing down, sitting on the porch, and watching the world go by. This lady blows a hole in that notion with her rendition of Highway To Hell!


Fun Facts

The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.


Key & Peele Offensive Boss Key & Peele Offensive Boss

Trying to get some feedback from minority employees before making a speech, this boss gets a whole lot of attitude instead. But as with most comedy videos there is a twist..




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