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Stand-up Comedy
Women Are Horrible Story Tellers

Women Are Horrible Story Tellers

The set starts out with the comedian asking for a show of hands from the guys whose woman tells wonderful stories. .


Fun Facts

The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece.


Improvisational Comedy
Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Things You Can Say about a Shoe

Improv comedy sketch called things you can say about a shoe but not about your girlfriend or significant other. A humorous series called scenes from hat in that they pull ideas suggested from the audience for improvisational comedy..


Humor from the Forum

Poor Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.

He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.


Humorous Pranks
Flowers and Young Love

Flowers and Young Love

Another humorous prank in which a young man with a bouquet of flowers is waiting for the girl of his dreams.


Fun Facts

The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.

The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.


Humor
George Carlin On Ethnic Pride

George Carlin On Ethnic Pride

Comedian makes the case that pride should be reserved for accomplishments, instead of an accident of birth.


Humor from the Forum

Personal Ads By Seniors In Florida

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


Humorous Sketches
Levi's Wokes - SNL

Levi's Wokes - SNL

Introducing Wokes, sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that defies labels. A humorous comedy skit that pushes back against people's unwillingness to accept descriptions. This comedy sketch makes fun of people who get triggered over everything.


Fun Facts

Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a TV for three hours!

The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.

Plastic bottles take 700 years before they begin to decompose in a landfill.


Interesting
Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone

Cruise Ship Caught in a Bomb Cyclone

The New Year's Cruise with 4,000 passengers was caught in a violent winter storm. Although the ship is capable of handling such a storm, the ship was constantly rolling for 3 days.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Way Out West

The sheriff of a small lawless town way out west walks into the saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks.

"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy looking cowboy.

"Well," the sheriff answers, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'," replies the sheriff.

Comedy
Watch and Enjoy

Watch and Enjoy

Just watch and enjoy the event. No one really watches your videos on Facebook anyway


Fun Facts

All modern horses 'are descended from one herd tamed 6,000 years ago in the Russian plains' .


Sleight of Hand
The Best Sleight Of Hand

The Best Sleight Of Hand

French magician, performs impressive, and humorous magic with only balls and cups.


Stand-up Comedy
Dealing with Difficult People

Dealing with Difficult People

When dealing with difficult people you should not try to speak with them on their level, according to this comedian, you should try out weird them.


Humor from the Forum

Shaved Down There

My wife came out of the bathroom and with a twinkle in her eye, said “I just shaved down there and you know what that means don't you”

With a knowing nod, I said “Yep sure do - the drain is clogged again!”


Comedy
Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy's Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Check out Jimmy Carr's best insults from Countdown including some humorous swipes at Bill Bailey, Johnathon Ross, and Rachael Riley.


Fun Facts

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!


Political Humor
Truth in Politics

Truth in Politics

What political ads would look like if politicians were given truth serum.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Blessed are the Cracked!

Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


Classic Humor
Hunting With Bubba

Hunting With Bubba

Nothing wrong with someone just doing what he's told to do, but Bubba is not the brightest bulb in the house.


Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ' woken up to reality '.


Counterculture Comedy
Ugly People Get stuff Done

Ugly People Get stuff Done

Comedian humorously observes that while corporate media features lots of beautiful people dancing around it's the ugly people that get stuff done.


Humor from the Forum

Truth from a Politician

What can we expect from a politician if we ask him to tell "Truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth"?

Three different answers...


Humorous Pranks
Magician Undressing Cop Prank

Magician Undressing Cop Prank

Tip of the day: Never mess with a magician. They always have a trick up their sleeves! And entertaining prank as a magician's accomplice in a police uniform tips viewers as to how the magician is performing his tricks.


Fun Facts

Syria was once a major centre for weaving and grading in textiles. Damascus weavers mastered the ancient technique for weaving patterns into cloth - Damask which has become very famous.


Humor and Perspective
Thoughts And Prayer's

Thoughts And Prayer's

Anthony Jeselnik 'Thoughts And Prayer's addresses social media narcissism during tragedies like the Paris terrorist attack or the Aurora shooting. There are places to offer real support, and they are not hard to find.


Humor from the Forum

Short Quizz

The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.

It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.


Political Humor
Vote for Me

Vote for Me

It's political silly season and this is an oldie, but not much has changed. We look at the politicians parading in front of the cameras, trying to get our vote, and wonder why we cannot do better. Well at least that's what I'm wondering.


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Classic Humor
Welcome to Your New Home

Welcome to Your New Home

A classic comedy skit featuring the devil welcoming souls to their home


Funny Joke from the Forum

Delivering Babies

Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

"Bringing babies?" the son asked.

"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."

"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.

"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.

"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."

"I want to do that!" the son replied.

The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"

"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.

Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.

He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"

"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"


Humorous Pranks<
Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

Gay Man Cheating with Woman Prank

In this prank a woman almost gets caught cheating with a gay man by his lover, will the other customers help her hide.


Fun Facts

One seventeenth-century Massachusetts husband was put in stocks alongside his adulterous wife and her lover because the community reasoned she wouldn’t have strayed if her husband had been fulfilling is marital obligations.


Comedy Sketches

First Day as President - No Matter Who Won

First Day as President - Old Faces But Nothing Has Changed

A humorous comedy sketch the makes the assumption no matter which candidate wins there is a grand plan that they must follow. .


Humor from the Forum

What’s an Echo?

Son:   ''Dad, What’s an echo?''

Father:   ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''


Classic Comedy
Diving Fool

Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Fun Facts

Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.


Improv Comedy
What's On The Green Screen

What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what is being displayed behind you.


Humor from the Forum

One-Line Whit.

Just bought a new German electric car. It's a Voltswagen.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.


Stand-up Comedy
Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

Comedy with Chelsea Peretti

In addition to performing as a standup comedy Chelsea Peretti works as a writer on ''Parks and Recreation''.


Fun Facts

The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.


Political Humor
Political BS Detector

Political BS Detector

Since the politicians have been known to stretch the truth a bit, we thought this video might help. How can you tell when a politician is lying?


Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte


Magic

A Doctored Deck or Not

A Doctored Deck or Not

Is it a card trick or is it mentalism - you be the judge. .


Fun Facts

There are 93 million Wangs in China, is the most popular name in the country.


Comedy Sketch
The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick

When a hot girl comes into the store to buy computer parts, the sales assistants lose their voices and their minds. A humorous comedy sketch showing what happens when a beautiful woman comes into the room and tongue-tied guys try to keep it together.


Humor from the Forum

Banking Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.


SNL Comedy Sketches

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.


Fun Facts

After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in Norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.


Humor
Not As Planned

Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Humor from the Forum

How Government Works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, is how government works.


Magic
Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Penn & Teller: The Magic Dollar

Magician Adam Wilber fools Penn & Teller in an entertaining bit of magic where he has a guy sign a one dollar bill which he turns into a one hundred bill complete with signature.


Fun Facts

The USA has more tornadoes than any other country in the world, averaging around 1200 a year.


Humorous
Dicken’s Cider

Dicken’s Cider

Several humorous lines from the Dickens cider company that were used in their commercials. Even given some random people got in on the act. Even better, added to the end of this video is a bloopers reel.


Humor from the Forum

First Braille Horror Story

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.


Comedy
It Doesn't Get Better

It Doesn't Get Better

For most kids in high school, the future promises better days. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.


Fun Facts

Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!


Standup Comedy Newcommers
A Unique Sense of Style

A Unique Sense of Style

Maggie May goes for unique sense of style so she gets called quirky or sassy but what does that really mean.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Getting Old

Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."

Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.


Securing a Porta-potty

Securing a Porta-potty

Securing a Porta-potty

Our soldiers should be commended for their actions. Someone could have left a stink bomb in there.


Fun Facts

Americans spend an average of US$1,096 on coffee each year.


Stand up Comedy

When Your Fly Is Open

When Your Fly Is Open

Everyone is embarrassed about the subject, so no one says anything when your fly is open.


Humor from the Forum

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never Thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, Seductive, and invincible.

No wait... I'm thinking of wine.


Comedy
OJ Commercial

OJ Commercial

Did you know that serving your children the wrong orange juice can lead to a life of crime.


Fun Facts

Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.


Creative
Super Storm Cell Timelapse

Super Storm Cell Timelapse

A rotating supercell storm. And not just a rotating supercell, but one with insane structure and amazing movement.


Humour from the Forum

My Dad Scribbles

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!"


Stand-up Comedy
Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Invites Hecklers

Comedian Chris Gordon invites the audience to heckle him, and using a prop insult book he responds accordingly. Wearing a bright animal shirt is like wearing a target.


Fun Facts

Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.


Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine


Women in Comedy
Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

This comedian has discovered that she ranks well in the Midwest on the attractiveness scale, middle-of-the-road on the East Coast, and as a cocker spaniel on the West Coast.


Famous Quotes

“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”
-- President Harry Truman


Stand-Up Comedy
Test Drive Comedy

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.


Fun Facts

During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.


Funny, Old, and Relevant
Protect Yourself with Censorship

Protect Yourself with Censorship

Dangerous realities and truths attack our everyday lives. Fear Not - censorship is here to protect us. This short, humorously informative piece, explains in detail how censorship can save you from having to think on your own.


Humor from the Forum

Scaring Men

Scaring men is easy

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.


Buster Keaton
The Art of the Gag

The Art of the Gag

Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy.


Fun Facts

‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.


Humorous Video
Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

A funny story from a grandmotherly person on her one and only tattoo experience.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Short Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.


There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.


Pranks
Changing Identities

Changing Identities

A humorous prank using a brother and sister that closely resemble each other to change gender while an unsuspecting person holds the door.


Fun Facts

It takes about five hours for sunlight to reach Pluto. It takes eight minutes to reach Earth


Oops

Ferry Crash

Ferry Crash

Shortly after leaving the docks this very lost power to the control room, which left the engine at speed and no way to steer.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Fairy Tales


"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected."


Funny Skits
Butter Stick

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.


Fun Facts

Six billion steps of DNA are contained in a single cell. This DNA can be stretched six feet, but it is coiled up in the cell's nucleus, which measures only 1/2500 of an inch in diameter.


Stand-up Comedy
Returning a Rental Car

Returning a Rental Car

What happens when you don't have time to make your flight and return your rental car?


Humor from the Forum

Set it Free.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......

You either married it or gave birth to it.


Stand-up Comedy
Children on an Airplane

Children on an Airplane

Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.


Fun Facts

In 1990, Stephen Hawking dropped his wife of almost 30 years --who was having an affair-- and took off with his nurse.


Comedy Sketches
Last Call

Last Call

Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.


Humor from the Forum

Taking a Bath

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Not yet," she replied.


Frozen Stuff
Like Ships in the Ice

Like Ships in the Ice

A ship passes by, crushing the ice on which you just walked.


Fun Facts

The flag erected on the Moon during the historic Apollo 11 landing was purchased at a local Sears store for US$5.50.


Stand-up Comedy
Jimeoin

Jimeoin

Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.


Humor from the Forum

Win the Laziest Man

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.


Show Time
Comedy and Magic

Comedy and Magic

From Japan comes a hilarious magic and comedy act give it a watch. I think you'll enjoy


Fun Facts
Prompted by Atlanta's 1886 prohibition of alcohol, chemist John S. Pemberton decided to market a non-alcoholic version of his popular medicinal wine, which also included kola nut and coca leaves.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.

Funny Videos
Limp Meets Limp

Limp Meets Limp

Comedy stand-up routine on limp hand shakers. What happens when two limp and shakers meet .


Funny Joke from the Forum

Husband finds a Photo of Himself

Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse

Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Funny
Did You Honk At Me

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.


Fun Facts

2% of the world's currency is physical cash. The other 98% of the money in the world only exists on computer hard drives.


Ocean: Above and Below
Rough Seas

Rough Seas

Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through the storm.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Farm Excursion

Mother: David, did you enjoy the farm excursion?

David: Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f**kers.

Mother: Errr, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f**kers?

David: Oh, they're the animals that give us milk.

Mother: But who said they were called, er, f**kers?

David: That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers", but we all knew what she meant.


Funny Animals
Cool Drink of Pool

Cool Drink of Pool

Just an elephant sauntering up to a swimming pool for a cool drink of water.


Fun Facts

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.


Comedy

The Tiny Little Things

The Tiny Little Things

A humorous skit about the little things in life that cause irritation.


Humour from the Forum

New Restaurant

I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150


Comedy
When It's Fall in the South

When It's Fall in the South

Fall is our favorite week of the year. Happy fall, y'all! In some parts of the world fall season means time to get your jackets out, and make sure your heating system is working properly. In the South it just means it's going to be less hot


Humor from the Forum

One-liners - From a Woman's Point of View

Behind every successful woman is herself

Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

So many men, so few who can afford me

Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time


Food for Thought Videos

Pale Blue Dot Remix

Pale Blue Dot Remix

New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech


Fun Facts

Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


SNL Comedy
Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Welcome to 'Where did the Money Go', where we try to teach financial security to some of the world's most ignorant millionaires.


Humor from the Forum

How many mystery writers...

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.


Humor
The Discoverers

The Discoverers

How did continents and countries get their names? This humorous sketch will give you some idea.


Fun Facts

The U.S. has both the largest prison population and the highest rate of incarceration in the world, including China and Russia.


SNL Comedy
Live Report - Sinkhole

Live Report - Sinkhole

A reporter's broadcast from the site of a sinkhole gets off-topic when he interviews a beautiful woman (Margot Robbie) and her unimpressive husband.


Humor from the Forum

Two Typos

There are two typos of people in the world...

... those who proofread, and those who don't.


Creative

Centered

Centered

Wes Anderson’s focus on parallels and his penchant for centering his subjects in his films is documented in this video short.


Fun Facts

In the on-line dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.”


Funny
Wrong Bathroom

Wrong Bathroom

Somebody has been humorously switchingsigns at the local bathhouse.


Humorous Quotes

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman


Entertaining Animals
Fetch With the River

Fetch With the River

An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.


Fun Facts

In 1954, archaeologists excavating an 8th-century Viking settlement in Sweden found a Buddha statuette from India.


Humor
Blind Date Fart

Blind Date Fart

A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment.


Humor from the Forum

Okay to sleep with Mom

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I entered my bed-room about 2 A.M., I found my two children, apparently scared by the loud storm, in bed with my wife, Karen. That night I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.

After my next trip, Karen and the children picked me up in the airport terminal. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said excitedly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" my son shouted.

The airport became very quiet as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area for his Mom.


Stand-up Comedy
War That's What We're Good For

War - What What is it Good For?

A little commentary from George Carlin on one of the things we do best.


Fun Facts

Human breast milk, in addition to it's nutritional content, contains sugars (oligosaccharides) intended to feed intestinal bacteria.


Strange Videos
Super Stretchy Skin

Super Stretchy Skin

Super stretchy skin grosses out the interviewer.


Humor from the Forum

Trying to Pack for Vacation

Her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them, before she rushed out of the room again.

When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"

Sad and broken up she looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"


Funny Animal Videos
Canine Dishwasher

Canine Dishwasher

Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.


Standup Comedy

It's so Soft

It's so Soft

Dulcé knows you can see her bra, but she paid a lot of money for that bra and she WANTS you to see.


Fun Facts

For 20 years of its almost 248-year orbit, Pluto is closer to the sun than Neptune because of its off-center and highly inclined orbit.

On Pluto, the sun rises and sets about once a week.


Interesting

Destruction

Destruction

An awesome light, a huge cloud and strangely mesmerizing view


Humor from the Forum

Nosey Pepper

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.


Stand-up Comedy

Jodi Miller - Camera Phones

Jodi Miller - Camera Phones

Jodi Miller imagines how guys sent dirty pictures before camera phones in this humorous stand-up comedy routine. Why do guys take so many pictures of the private parts? .


Fun Facts

The world record for the farthest flight by a paper aircraft is 226.8 feet (69.1 meters).


Stand-up Comedy

The American Dream

The American Dream

George Carlin seems to have been accurate in his last performance when it comes to predicting the future of the American economy.


Fun Facts

Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)


Animated Humor

Black Holes

Black Holes

Black Holes is a satirical animated series about space conquest, the meaning of life and proctology. It chronicles the journey of Dave on the first ever human mission to Mars..


Funny Joke from the Forum

It was a Beautiful Day

As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun.

After ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: "Hi gorgeous. How about you and I get together?".

"How dare you? replied the woman. "I'm not some cheap pick-up!"

"No?" said the wino. "Then what are you doing in my bed?"


Standup Comedy

Affording Fancy Workout Clothes

Affording Fancy Workout Clothes

Comedian Cristela has found a surefire way to lose weight - just switch to the metric system.


Fun Facts
In the courts of the Roman Empire, instead of swearing an oath on a bible, men swore to the truth on their statements while holding their genitals. Hence the word 'testify', from 'testicles'.


SNL Comedy Sketches

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL

A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.


Humor from the Forum

Confucius Say:

It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.


Funny Skits
Humorous Irish Funeral Custom

Humorous Irish Funeral Custom

It's tradition that the first person to be buried in the graveyard gets to enter heaven that day. But everyone else who is buried on the same day must wait until the following day to enter heaven.


Fun Facts

Cocaine raises dopamine levels by 250%, compared to 100% from sex and 50% from food.


Women in Comedy
Julie Kim at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival

Julie Kim at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival

Comedian Julie Kim has discovered that setups by friends aren't always awesome, but they do let you know thatt your friends think you're not as attractive as you think.


Humor from the Forum

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!

As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'


Humor
White Zombies

White Zombies

Escaping the zombie apocalypse is easier when the zombies want nothing to do with you.


Fun Facts

The energy in the sunlight we see today started out in the core of the Sun 30,000 years ago


SNL
What Even Matters Anymore - SNL

What Even Matters Anymore - SNL

Contestants compete on What Even Matters Anymore, hosted by Veronica Elders (Jessica Chastain). It seems our current Chief of Staff is able to brush off just about any crisis, and this is driving some people up the wall.


Humor from the Forum

Vegan

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting.”

I said, “People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer.”


Comedy
I'm Triggered

I'm Triggered

I'm Triggered features two roommates who use psychology to discuss 'triggering' issues. And it sounds as ridiculous as it is.


Fun Facts

The flag erected on the Moon during the historic Apollo 11 landing was purchased at a local Sears store for US$5.50.


Stand-up Comedy
Terrorists vs Indians

Terrorists vs Indians

Canadians have been asked not to smile for their passport photo in an attempt to catch terrorists. But why - terrorists never smile.


Humor from the Forum

The Test

Interviewer said, “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”

The candidate thought for a while and said, “My choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the interviewer.

Here is your question: “What comes first, day or night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said, “It’s day, sir!”

“How?” the interviewer asked.

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a second difficult question!”

Moral: Technical skill is the mastery of complexity, while creativity is the mastery of simplicity.


Standup Comedy

Using Day Labor

Using Day Labor

Recently Al bought a house at the height of the real estate boom, so to save money is trying to be a do-it-yourselfer and that provides plenty of comedy material.


Fun Facts
Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved fish - anchovies
Coconut water can be used (in emergencies) as a substitute for blood plasma.

Funny Skits
Butter Stick

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.


Humour from the Forum

New Restaurant

I'm thinking about opening a new restaurant and naming it peace and quiet.

Kids meals will be available for $150


Comedy Sketches
Last Call

Last Call

Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.


Fun Facts

The word “nightmare” derives from the Anglo-Saxon word mare, meaning demon; which is related to the Sanskrit mara, meaning destroyer.


Funny
Did You Honk At Me

Did You Honk At Me

As two attractive working girls walk past a stopped car, a horn goes off. But it's a set up to catch people's reactions.


Oneliners

Wisdom

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


Women in Comedy
Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

Esther Povitsky doing Hilarious Stand-up

This comedian has discovered that she ranks well in the Midwest on the attractiveness scale, middle-of-the-road on the East Coast, and as a cocker spaniel on the West Coast.


Humorous Quotes

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. " - Harry S. Truman


Buster Keaton
The Art of the Gag

The Art of the Gag

Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy.


Fun Facts

The rock at the summit of Mount Everest is marine limestone and would have been deposited on the sea-floor around 450 million years ago.


Sketch Comedy
Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman

Shanice , Rashad and T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson). Two people from the hood, and one person from an imaginary world.


Humor from the Forum

A Cop Calls for Backup

A cop calls for backup from a crime scene.

This is officer Ollie, please send backup, a woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Have you arrested the woman?

No Sir! - The floor is still wet.


Interesting Info
Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story

Tesla Before Elon: The Untold Story

Founded as Tesla Motors, Tesla Inc. was incorporated in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, both of whom played active roles in the company's early development prior to and after Elon Musk's involvement.


Fun Facts

The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.


Stand-Up Comedy
Test Drive Comedy

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.


Humor from the Forum

Navajo Wisdom…

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a recorder

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed, but he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"Watch out for these people. They have come to steal your land."


Stand-up Comedy Videos
What you get With Basic Life

What you get With Basic Life

There are a lot of awesome things you get with a basic life. Stand up comedy from Louis Ck.


Fun Facts

An African adult elephant eats about six hundred pounds of food a day.


Oneliners

Wisdom

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.


Comedy Greats
Changing Euphemisms

Changing Euphemisms

The English language has evolved to describe traumatic and offensive terms in a much more benign way. Descriptions such as shell-shocked, were replaced with terms like post traumatic stress disorder, which don't relate the severity of the trauma.


Humor from the Forum

One-Line Whit.

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.

I always take the high road… because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.


Humor
If Alexa was Southern

If Alexa was Southern

The future is here, y'all. And it's available in burlap and reclaimed barn wood. If you want something say please, and if you get it say thank you, and for goodness sake ya'll mind your manners.


Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem till date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.


Stand-up Comedy
Meeting Molly

Meeting Molly

Rene Garcia shares a humorous story about his first time meeting molly. Coming from a strict military family background he doesn't get out much. .


Humor from the Forum

A Number Of..

I love the expression "A Number Of..." because it doesn't mean anything

"A number of " Victoria's Secret models have expressed an interest in sleeping with me

Unfortunately, that number is zero!



Stand-up Comedy
Daughters to the Airport Bathroom

Daughters to the Airport Bathroom

This comedian is a divorced father of two daughters, and as he tells it kids don't give much warning when they need to use the bathroom.


Fun Facts

People with relatively prudent and reliable partners tend to perform better at work, earning more promotions, making more money, and feeling more satisfied with their jobs, according to research.


Humor
Alien Paternity Test

Alien Paternity Test

A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Free Drinks

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available."


Humorous Sketch
A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message

A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Message

An attractive young lady walks up to the bartender and asks ''could you give the manager a message please''.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.


Stand-up Comedy
Most Complicated Word

A Most Complicated Word

Finnish comedian Ismo thought "ass" just meant "butt." But that’s just the tip of assberg. Learning the language is one thing but learning the nuances is quite another lesson. Ismo recounts some of his humorous mistakes and trying to understand the nuances.


Fun Facts

The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a woman who was 108 lbs.


Interesting Info
A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain

A Scientist Explains What Alcohol Does to Your Brain

Alcohol affects the brain and although it seems to affect everyone differently, there are a few chemical reactions that alcohol is stimulating in everyone's body while they're having a few drinks.


Humor from the Forum

50th wedding anniversary

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

'Let's have a party, Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig.'

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.


Sketch Humor
Party Place Retirement Center

Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore.


Fun Facts

It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.

So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!


Humor and Magic
Jean-Pierre Parent fools  Penn & Teller

Jean-Pierre Parent fools Penn & Teller

It is not often that an illusionist fools Penn & Teller but Jean-Pierre Parent fooled the world-famous team of Penn & Teller using Allison the presenter and a magic box and in the process wins a spot in their Las Vegas show.


Funny Joke from the Forum

The Loyal Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.

The loyal wife replied, Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!?

I sure did, said the wife. I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.


Stand-up Comedy
Carlin George on Children

Carlin George on Children

George Carlin goes where few comedians dare to go as he takes on America's overindulgence with our children. As far as he's concerned we spend way too much time promoting exceptionalism and our children.


Fun Facts

About 40% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.


Humor
Stanhope on Overpopulation

Stanhope on Overpopulation

Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his view on what is really affecting the climate.


Humor from the Forum

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.


Nature Video
Octopus Escapes Jar

Octopus Escapes Jar

A cephalopod displays amazing intelligence. An amazing video showing an octopus escaping from a jar.


Fun Facts

In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.

Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!


Humor
The Lively Mrs Brown

The Lively Mrs Brown

Agnes Brown she tries to find herself a date for Valentine's Day.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Smile For the DMV

The line at DMV inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."


Creative
Never Drinking Again

Never Drinking Again

Hangover the musical, a humorous story of what happens when you drink too many adult beverages told in song.


Fun Facts

In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Australia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million.


Nature Video
Penguins Flying

Penguins Flying

Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf and penguin acrobatics make a good video


Humor from the Forum

One of those Questions Women Ask

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over.

The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.

Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.


Sketch Comedy
Police Brutality

Police Brutality

A comedy sketch by Mitchell and Webb portraying a police officer and his partner a public relations officer in not getting along so well.


Fun Facts

There is no such thing as a "male brain" or a "female brain," all have an unpredictable mishmash of male-like and female-like features.


Comedy
An Englishman Plays Risk

An Englishman Plays Risk

In this humorous comedy sketch, risk players become a caricature of the country they represent. England tries to relive the glory days by invading everyone but settles for a few islands.


Humor from the Forum

Did you hear about the locomotive

Did you hear about the locomotive that always did as it was told?

It was really well trained


Comedy Sketch
If Politicians Were Honest

If Politicians Were Honest

A humorous skit imagining if politicians had to tell the truth during elections... and limit comments to stuff that was guaranteed to appeal to the majority of the voters.


Interesting Facts

In 1833, Britain used 40% of its national budget to buy freedom for all slaves in the Empire.


Animal Humor
The Talking Goat

The Talking Goat

Two women find a funny talkative goat


Humor from the Forum

A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


Stand-up Comedy
Louis CK on Twitter

Louis CK on Twitter

There is a real life to be enjoyed, but everyone is too busy posting their status to Twitter.


Fun Facts

$30 of raw popcorn can generate $3,000 worth of sales at movie theaters.


Show Time
An Amazing Balancing Act

An Amazing Balancing Act

If you are enjoy balancing and juggling.


Funny Political Quotes

''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter". - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers


Stand-up Comedy
My Internet Is Out

My Internet Is Out

After being on the phone with Time Warner for six hours, this comedian came up with a comedy monologue, and because he is part Indian he nails the accent.


Humor from the Forum

Dorm Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students to point out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be off limits for all male students, and the male dormitory to female students.

Anybody caught breaking these rules will be fined $40 the first time, $90 the second time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the third time will be fined a hefty $200. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


Nature Video
Right Whale Mating Logistics

Right Whale Mating Logistics

For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.


Fun Facts

One horse has a peak power output of 14.9 horsepower.


Stand-up Comedy
Growing Up Religious & Abstinent

Growing Up Religious & Abstinent

Taylor loves her very religious dad, but thinks he could use a software update. According to this comedian people who hate their parents have unrealistic expectations.


Quotable Quotes
Will Rodgers

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.


Sketch Comedy

War Letter

War Letter

Funny parody of a war letter. In this case soldier dictates his last words even though he's only been shot in the canteen.


Humor from the Forum

Difference Between Ravens and Crow

All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.

If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three.

You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion.


Humor
First Moon Party

First Moon Party

Mom sees through her daughter's little red lie, and decides humor is the best approach.


Fun Facts

Taurine, the main ingredient in Red Bull, is an extract of the stomach lining of cows


Stand-up Comedy
Tom Papa - Women Are Scary

Tom Papa - Women Are Scary

This stand up performance of Tom Papa took place at the Just for Laughs Festival and humerously details the psychological damage that women can do to a man.


Humor from the Forum

General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night.

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night.

Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night.

All turned towards a young Captain and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.

Captain replied: Only once sir.

General laughed and asked why?

Captain replied: My wife wasn't used to it Sir


Sketch Comedy

Corporate Retreat - SNL

Corporate Retreat - SNL

Three employees tell jokes with a very specific theme in this humorous comedy skit.


Fun Facts

Humans share 68% of their DNA with bananas!

Skit Comedy
Another Close Encounter - SNL

Another Close Encounter - SNL

The government is interested in the stories three people who were abducted for a second time by aliens. Kate McKinnon tells her story of being prodded and poked by curious grey beings.


Humor from the Forum

I bought a snail


I bought a snail to enter in the snail races

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.

If anything it just made it more sluggish


Skit Comedy
They Just Dont Know It yet

They Just Don't Know It yet

Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.


Fun Facts

There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.


Funny Video
Wiley Coyote Catches Road Runner

Wiley Coyote Catches Road Runner

What happens now that he's spent 20 years trying to catch the roadrunner and finally succeeded.


Humor from the Forum

Communication Issues

My wife wrote an email saying she was concerned that we have communication issues.

I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify.

She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like.

I tweeted her that I love her more than anything.

She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work.

So I leaned over and kissed her good night."


Stand-up Comedy
Changing Rooms at the Gym

Time to Put Your Pants On

A humorous stand-up routine about some of the weird people that hang out in the changing room in the gym.


Fun Facts

The sun contains more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System.


Buster Keaton
Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts

Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts

Buster Keaton's Amazing Stunts had a huge influence on everyone in visual comedy, from the Three Stooges to Jackie Chan. He was the undisputed master visual gag


Humor

Top 4 Internet Promises You Won't Keep

4. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already receive.

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!


Comedy Greats
Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy

Rodney Dangerfield Stand up Comedy

You have seen his jokes on the Internet, but most people aren't aware that the humor there reading was written decades ago. There is an old saying in comedy 'If it made you laugh it was a good joke'.


Fun Facts

In 1836 the U.S. government had so much money that it repaid all its debts, and still had money .

In 1865 opium was grown in the state of Virginia and a product was distilled to 4 percent morphine.


Space
Faster Than Light

Faster Than Light

A lone astronaut testing the first faster-than-light spacecraft travels farther than he imagined possible. .


Humor from the Forum

A Revelation


It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb.

On my way to the hardware store to buy a bulb I followed a chicken across the street.

Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs.

I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door.

There stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny.

It was at that moment I realized my life was just one big joke.


Musical Madness Video
Wallyworld the Musical

Wallyworld the Musical

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code. - just kidding -


Fun Facts

The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.


Stand-Up Comedy
Three Men in a Maternity ward

Three Men in a Maternity ward

In standup comedy telling a joke is all about delivery and timing.


Humor from the Forum

How Dogs and Men are the Same

How Dogs and Men are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.


Funny Video
Free Horrible Makeover

Free Makeover

Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.


Humor from the Forum

Honest Lawyer

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone-cutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stone-cutter.

"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.

However, I could put 'here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stone-cutter. "People will read it and exclaim, 'That's Strange!'"


Sleight of Hand
Mental Magic

Mental Magic

Mentalist Lior Suchard performs a little table-side magic. To all the other diners the magic trick is obvious, but to the young lady focused on the napkin ball in his hands it is magic.


Fun Facts

In rich countries, obesity is more common among the less educated, but in poor countries, obesity is more common among the highly educated.


Humorous Pranks
Kiss Me Prank

Kiss Me Prank

Tricked into holding a ''Kiss Me'' sign, victims get some wanted, and unwanted attention.


Humor from the Forum

Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves. - Josh Billings

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam

If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. -Tming



Stand-up Comedy
George Carlin - Dogs

George Carlin - Dogs

Life is a series of dogs. When the dog you have dies you just go out and get another one. Sometimes the new dog looks just like the old dog.


Fun Facts

Cat kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate by drinking seawater.


The More You Know
Introverts vs Extroverts

Introverts vs Extroverts

It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.


Wit

In retrospect ...being a grown up is the stupidest thing I've ever done.


Stand-up Comedy

Walter Hong - Tall Women

Walter Hong - Tall Women

Humorous comedy monologue from a comedian who recently broke up with his girlfriend. He is of Asian descent and 5 foot six and that is probably stretching it. She is 6 foot three and loves to wear high heels. .


Fun Facts

The Milky Way galaxy we live in: is one about 300 billion galaxies in the observable universe.


Funny Animals
A Funny Bird

A Funny Bird

After witnessing countless slips and missteps this videographer made this compilation of the best penguin bloopers.


Humor from the Forum

Military Humor

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable not to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop


Interesting Science
Do We Have to Get Old and Die?

Do We Have to Get Old and Die?

There are some animals that have the ability to live for ever, or at least until something comes along and kills them. While all these animals are lower down the food chain they are being studied with great interest by scientists.


Fun Facts

Hops, the primary ingredient for bittering, are closely related to the Cannibus plant.


Stand-up Comedy Nationalities
The Irish

The Irish

In some parts of America everyone claims to be Irish, most notably Boston. Comedian Russell Peters makes some humorous observations about all those who claim to be Irish, and the reception they get when they visit Ireland.


Humour from the Forum

My Wife's Cooking is Incredible

My wife's cooking is incredible.

With a silent 'cr'. ;)


Humor and Commentary
Nationalism

Nationalism

Doug Stanhope brings his unique humorous perspective to the issue of nationalism.


Fun Facts

The naked mole rat is unable to feel pain, is the only known thermo-conforming mammal, is resistant to cancer, and possesses extraordinary longevity for a rodent.

A thermo-conforming organism adopts the surrounding temperature as its own body temperature, thus avoiding the need for internal thermoregulation.


Nature
The Funny Ways That Animals Sleep

The Funny Ways That Animals Sleep

National Geographic takes a look at some of the unusual sleeping habits of animals like walruses, bats, hippos, and more. Some animals sleep for hours on end while other animals only put half their brains to sleep at a time.


Humor from the Forum

Social Worker

A social worker from a big city recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia

She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"


Magic
Rubik's Cube Magician

Rubik's Cube Magician

Magician using a Rubik's Cube and some well practiced sleight-of-hand fools Penn & Teller


Fun Facts

Ferruccio Lamborghini, founder of Automobili Lamborghini, made tractors until he went to Enzo Ferrari to have a little moan about a Ferrari he purchased. Lamborghini felt snubbed by Ferrari and in a defiant stance decided to start producing high-end sports cars himself. Already a rich man due to his businesses, Ferruccio set up the best facilities to facilitate his idea and the end result as they say, is history.


From Russia with Booze
Drunken Russian Policeman

Drunken Russian Policeman

Russia is an interesting place to drive. In addition to the typical hazards of ice and snow divers must also watch out for drunken policeman.


Humor from the Forum

Groaners

1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.


Stand-up Comedy
Out of Shape People and McDonald's

Out of Shape People and McDonald's

One of the things that made this comedian feel old was McDonald's including salads and wraps on their menu.


Fun Facts

Mockingbirds can imitate any sound from a squeaking door to a cat meowing.


Classic Comedy
Impotence of Proofreading

Impotence of Proofreading

Funny examples of what happens when you don't proofread your papers in this standup routine by Taylor Mali


Humor from the Forum

Tell Me What You Want

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Clean my house.'


Women Can Relate - Humor
Breast is Best

Breast is Best

Women get carried away talking about the humorous side of breastfeeding. Topics like leaking everywhere, breastfeeding dressed like man, and the ability to her milk spray like a fountain, get lots of laughter..


Fun Facts

According to the Bible, Jews descended from Abraham‘s son Isaac, and Arabs descended from Abraham’s son Ishmael. So not only are both groups Semitic, but they’re also family.


Funny Pranks
Piece of Cake

Piece of Cake

All the server has to do is serve cake. But a hidden camera and a magnet make this a funny prank.


Humor from the Forum

My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees

My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our back yard.

She's a keeper.


Stand-up Comedy
But Maybe

But Maybe

Stand up comedy covering some of the tragedies in life that may just be a little bit peoples fault.


Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ‘woken up to reality'.


Funny Videos
Not an Angry Cusser

Not an Angry Cusser

Some people don't cuss because they are angry. They cuss because it is part of their normal vocabulary


Funny Joke from the Forum

In the Bathroom

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day".


Improvisation Comedy
Pro Bowler Jingle

Pro Bowler Jingle

In a skit that asks the audience to think up the least likely subject for a song laughter rolls as they try to come up with versus for a song about being a pro bowler


Fun Facts

Around 58% of Americans play video games regularly.


Humor and Reason
If That Then This

If That Then This

Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrong


Funny Joke from the Forum

An Englishman and a Welshman in the bakery


The Englishman whisks three shortbread biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.

The Englishman says to the Welshman: "You see how clever I am..? You'll never beat that..!"

The Welshman says to the Englishman: "Watch this, a Welshman is always more clever than an Englishman".

He says to the baker, "Give me one of your delicious biscuits please and I can show you a magic trick..!"

The baker gives him the biscuits which the Welshman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuits for my magic trick."

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuits... " The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Welshman eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"

The Welshman says:...... "Now Look in the Englishman's pocket.


Stand-up Comedy
On Daredevils

On Daredevils

Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.


Fun Facts

FBI Spent Years 'Researching' The Lyrics To 'Louie, Louie' before realizing the copyright office must have them.


Improvisation Comedy
If You Know What I Mean

If You Know What I Mean

Another humorous comedy skit from the show whose line is it anyway. I miss that show.


Humor from the Forum

What is Wrong With Me?

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."


Pranks
Fat Man Breaks Car

Fat Man Breaks Car

Girl gets people to watch her car with a broken trunk lid. When an extremely fat jogger runs by and totally wrecks the car by sitting on it the prank is sprung.


Fun Fact

If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble


Funny
First Time in Water

First Time in Water

The first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.


Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War

The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!


Funny
Solving a Cat Problem

Solving a Cat Problem

A creative means of stopping cats from marking their territory.


Fun Facts
The Chinese, during the reign of Kublai Khan, used lions on hunting expeditions. They trained the big cats to pursue and drag down massive animals - from wild bulls to bears - and to stay with the kill until the hunter arrived.

Creative Videos
Women in Art

Women in Art


A blending of paintings of women, showing the changing styles


Humor from the Forum

Swallowed two pieces of string

Swallowed two pieces of string this morning.

A little while ago they came out tied together...

I sh*t you knot!


Sketch Humor
Drug Company Hearing - SNL

Drug Company Hearing - SNL

Ever stop and think that some of names drug companies give medications sound an awful lot like African-American names?


Fun Facts

Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.

Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.


Humorous Sketch
Keep Your Balls Clean

Keep Your Balls Clean

A funny axe commercial showing the proper way to keep your balls and other sports equipment clean.


Humor from the Forum

our dog suddenly began barking

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."


Stand-up Comedy
Male Versus Female Brain

Male Versus Female Brain

Dara, a British comedian who's famous for being a little bit on the nerdy side, explains the difference between male brains and female brains.


Fun Facts

Primates share 4 basic features: forward-facing eyes, grasping hands, fingerprints, and large brains.

Monkeys are most easily distinguished from apes by their tails. Apes have no tails.


Humor and Perspective
Wear the Damn Ribbion

Wear the Damn Ribbon

Notoriously non-conformist Kramer tries to show support for a cause in his own way, but those with a herd mentality try to force him to conform.


Humorous Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx


Creative
The Present

The Present

“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.


Humor from the Forum

A Daughter Asks Her Dad...

A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”


Standup Comedy
Men Are Cats - Women Are Dogs

Men Are Cats - Women Are Dogs

An interesting perspective on men, women, cats and dogs.


Fun Facts

Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.


Stand-up Comedy
Weed and Texting

Weed and Texting

Smoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes it humorous.


Notable Quotes

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain


Humor And Commentary
Rod Serling on Censorship

Rod Serling on Censorship

In some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.


Fun Facts

The science of kissing is called philematology

One theory suggests kissing may have evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others pheromones for biological compatibility.


Stand-up Comedy
Angry Drivers Introspective

Angry Drivers Introspective

Why do we change personalities when we get behind the wheel. Louis CK stand-up comedy routine.


Humor from the Forum

Aches, Pains, and Bodily Functions

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine!"


Humor
Meeting The In-laws

Meeting The In-laws

A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents and commits a bit of a faux pas.


Fun Facts

The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.


Creative
i-Diot

i-Diot

Is our happiness is based on things we don’t need?


Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War

The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!


Counterculture Comedy
Don't Want to Know the Gender

Don't Want to Know the Gender

A feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It's a humorous situation as she goes out of her way not to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.


Fun Facts

Top ten turn-offs for women include cystic acne, raggedy nails, flatulence and belching, missing teeth, body odor, bad breath, hairy nostrils, ''man boobs,'' ''goofy'' glasses, and hair ''mistakes.''


Creative
About Dating

About Dating

Ask people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.


Humor from the Forum

Running Away

After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.

The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he asked.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child.

' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'


Improvisational Comedy
Scenes from a Hat with Miss America

Scenes from a Hat with Miss America

The laughs keep coming as this improvisational comedy segment features a musical about breasts and disturbing times to make animal noises.


Fun Facts

Women aged 20-29 are nearly 32 pounds heavier on average in 2020 compared to 1960.


Entertaining
Eight million Gallons of Water

Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.


Humor from the Forum

Aspiring Student Psychiatrists

The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," replied the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M. "How about the opposite of woe?"

The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."


Entertaining
Trolling Seagulls

Trolling Seagulls

Having a little fun with a few ravenous seagulls.


Fun Fact

If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.


Funny
Friendzone Pain

Friendzone Pain

She says she's looking for a partner that's more like you. I feel your friendzone pain.


Humor from the Forum

yadot rorrim

Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.

(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)


Stand-up Comedy
Older People Are Smarter

Older People Are Smarter

Humorous logic from explaining why older people are smarter. What can we say; Life experiences count for a lot in this stand up comedy monologue..


Fun Facts

When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.


Angry Ocean
Hunter Becomes Hunted

Hunter Becomes Hunted

One minute you're reeling in a huge billfish fighting for it's life, the next minute you're fighting for your life.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Password Lock

Got a password lock app that takes a picture whenever someone attempts to unlock my phone with the wrong password.

I have a ton pictures of drunk me.


Humerous Pranks
A Little Help Please

A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.


Fun Facts

At one point you were the youngest person on Earth.


Sketch Comedy
Near-Death Experience - SNL

Near-Death Experience - SNL

When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-death experience. In this humorous sketch two of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.


Humour from the Forum

My girlfriend and I played doctor...

My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (USA medical system)

She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.


Comedy
Practicing Atheist

Practicing Atheist

Dave Allen is probably one of the best humorist, and arguably the best at telling jokes. Even though this video was many years ago you'll recognize his humor as it's featured on the Internet often.


Fun Fact

According to astronauts, space smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.


Stand-up Comedy
Women Just Keep Coming

Women Just Keep Coming

A humorous comedy routine about women and relationships. Sometimes comedian Bill Burr worries worries that he's going to be that creepy old guy hanging out at the bar that no one cares about.


Humor from the Forum

How many politicians?

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.


Funny
D*ck Maintenance

D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.


Fun Facts

Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.


Humorous Videos
Fun Day at the Boat Launch

Fun Day at the Boat Launch

Some good old boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to help, find that pulling a vehicle out of the ocean isn't easy.


Humor from the Forum

Lying


Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.


Stand-up Comedy on Malls
American Malls and Fat People

American Malls and Fat People

Building coast-to-coast shopping malls that blight the American landscape, which according to comedian George Carlin is not one of our finer accomplishments.


Improvisational Comedy
Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts

Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts

Humorous improvisational sketches including things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend and Drew's book on dieting.


Fun Facts

The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for nearly ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of non-drinkers.


SNL Comedy
Zoo Photographer - SNL

Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.


Quotable Quotes

Friedrich Nietzsche

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.


Stand-up Comedy
Taco Truck at 1 AM

Taco Truck at 1 AM

If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.


Humor from the Forum

Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!


Animated Shorts
None of That

None of That

From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..


Funny Joke from the Forum

Get Well Soon

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his groin area.

Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

It didn’t take long to discover the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer you pulled over last week.”


Angry Ocean
Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Out in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.


Fun Facts

In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.


Stand-up Comedy
Looting and the British Museum

Looting and the British Museum

As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.


Humor from the Forum

City Girl visiting the Farm

A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.

Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.

Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.


The Way We Are Parody
MacDougals

MacDougals

Humorous parody of our overly sensitive world where a club gets into trouble for offering half-price averages to various ethnic groups.


Fun Facts

In 1972, a pocket of uranium in Africa was found to have undergone self-sustaining nuclear fission for hundreds of thousands of years, making it the only known naturally formed nuclear reactor.


Humorous Handyman
Flush That Gas

Flush That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a float, you would be correct but they don't serve the same purpose.


Humor from the Forum

The Kindhearted Scotsman


A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" She asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a 'kindhearted Scotsman', he thought "What the hell ... I'll treat her!"

So they walked past the restaurant again!


Humorous Videos
Manhole Prank

Manhole Prank

You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.


Fun Facts

Some researchers believe that those who stay awake late at night are more likely to have higher IQs.


Stand-up Comedy
Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.


Humor from the Forum

Congress....lol

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.


Classic Humor
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

When you don't know the language a phrasebook can be helpful, but not so much in this funny skit.


Fun Facts

India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.


Interesting
Spreading Like Wildfire

Spreading Like Wildfire

Video shows how rapidly a wildfire advances.


Humor from the Forum

The New Doctor's Office

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"... thumbs down.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"... unacceptable!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts"... no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks".... still no good.

"Loons and Moons"... forget it.

The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.


Men vs Women Comedy
Thoughts - Men Versus Women

Thoughts - Men Versus Women

The difference between men and women is highlighted in this humorous sketch as two women acquaintances meet and a boyfriend is left out of the conversation.


Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem to date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.


Stand-up Comedy
Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.


Humor from the Forum

My Congressman

I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.


Interesting Science
Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?

Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?

Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.


Fun Facts

A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons.


Stand-up Comedy
Girlfriend with a Big Butt

Girlfriend with a Big Butt

Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.


Quotable Quotes

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


Sketch Comedy
Wild West Water Balloons

Wild West Water Balloons

Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this comedy skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.


Fun Facts

If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.


Interesting Videos
Altered States

Altered States

This is what happens inside the brain under the influence of cannabinoids.


Humor from the Forum

Husbands are Blue-tooth.

Always connected to Wife when she is around.

But when Wife is out of range, they automatically start searching for new devices.


Improvisational Humor
Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions

Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions

In this segment improvisations include scenes from a movie hillbilly style, sportscasters working at home, and divorce Dr. Zeus style.


Fun Facts

Gratitude can boost dopamine and serotonin, just like antidepressants.




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