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Nursery For Men Nursery For Men

Ikea has created a place where women can leave their men while they shop: a sort of nursery for grown men.


Humor from the Forum
A lonely frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!     "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."


President Eisenhower's Warning President Eisenhower's Warning

We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.


Fun Facts
The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.


Things You Should Know About Genetics Things You Should Know About Genetics

An animated film that presents fundamental background information about genetics. An upbeat, fun educational short film to draw interest to this seemingly complex subject matter.


Scarred for Life Scarred for Life

Years of therapy cannot undo Stewy's breast-feeding trama. But at least you'll get a laugh out of it.


Fun Facts

Baboons are the loudest, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

The proper collective noun for a group of baboons is a Congress.



Pele’s March to the Pacific Pele’s March to the Pacific

An unbelievable amount of lava is erupting from fissures on the Big Island of Hawaii! Twenty plus cracks are spewing red hot liquid rock, which is flowing downhill, destroying anything in it's path.


Humor from the Forum
Women sitting on a Bench

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"


Rehab Rehab

The addiction treatment industry is dangerously unregulated. John Oliver explains why many rehab programs should incorporate more evidence-based care and carefully reconsider their doctor-to-horse ratio.


Fun Facts

In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.

Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!


Shoot All Your Problems Away Shoot All Your Problems Away

It's a humorous, if ill timed musical. Goes without saying that the sarcasm is strong with this video. Still, sometimes it helps to look at things through the lens of humor. It's one way to start a conversation.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Scotch with two drops of water

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I'll have a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, as well.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'

Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, Out of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'


Good Book Good Book

A satirically hilarious song making the case that without the good book we would not have a moral compass.


Fun Facts

India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.


New Marijuana Study New Marijuana Study

The nation's top researchers concluded that you can't hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren't already.


Humor from the Forum
We learned how to make babies in school today!

A 3rd-grade girl came home from school. She was very happy, and her Mom noticed this and asked, "What makes you so happy today?"

The girl said, "Mom, we learned how to make babies in school today!"

Thinking that 3rd grade was a bit early for that, she asked her daughter to tell her how.

"It's easy, Mom... you just drop the 'Y', and add 'I-E-S'," the daughter said.


Ship Beaching Ship Beaching

When ship has sailed its last route it's time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.


Fun Facts

Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.

Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.


Chicken Cam Chicken Cam

An ingenious idea for a camera stabilizer from a chicken.


Humor from the Forum
Chemists do it too...

Chemists do it organically and inorganically.

Electro-chemists do it with greater potential.

Polymer chemists do it in chains.

Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.

Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.


Creative
Walls Of Change Walls Of Change

This video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .



Fun Facts

The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.

The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.



Humor
Breaking News: Astroid Watch Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.



Humor from the Forum
Wife Returns Home Late

A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"



Stand-up Comedy
Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Most people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.

What's On The Green Screen What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what is being displayed behind you.



Funny Joke from the Forum
Getting Old

The best thing for you to do at your age is give up sex and alcohol."
Old man: "I don't deserve the best. What's the next best?"

Old man: "I feel just like a newborn baby - no hair , no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."

Two old ladies in church. One whispers: "I think my butt is falling asleep." The other says: "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

Did you hear about the old lady who entered a contest for most prominent veins? She didn't win, but she came varicose.



Angry Ocean
A Rolling Ocean A Rolling Ocean

In the north Atlantic storms can be fierce. Even a pretty good-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling ocean. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.

An Angry Ocean An Angry Ocean

Huge waves from Storm Henry strike the west coast of Ireland. Hard to get a perspective from the video but the cliffs are 65 foot tall and those are 30 foot waves.



Fun Facts

Your body is creating and killing 2 million red blood cells per second!



Humorous Pranks
Share an Umbrella Share an Umbrella

Gentleman offers an umbrella but leaves women standing in the rain. The look on their faces is priceless.

Little Old Lady Kidnapper Little Old Lady Kidnapper

This little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.



Humor from the Forum
In Amsterdam
I went to Amsterdam fully expecting to blow all my money on women working in the oldest profession.

Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.


Funny Animals
Monkeys and Alcohol Monkeys and Alcohol

"It turns out that humans are not the only primates with a taste for alcohol and in monkey society without our morals, the results are hilarious.

Animals and Alcohol Animals and Alcohol

Humans are not the only animals to experience the effects of alcohol.



Fun Facts

The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.

The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.



Creative Videos
Dakotalapse Dakotalapse

Huelux was shot in South Dakota, Wyoming and Utah and features excellent night storm time-lapse as well as scenic sunrise and sunset shots.

Life Beyond Earth Life Beyond Earth

Interesting speculation on what type of life, we might find beyond our own solar system



Humor from the Forum
Guy enters a Psychiatrist office wearing Saran Wrap

Guy walks into a Psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

The Psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts!".



Skit Comedy
We Have Oil We Have Oil

A comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil."

Why - The Big Question Why - The Big Question

When his child asks the question why Louie goes off track - way off track.



Fun Facts

The average women in Bolivia, Indonesia, and Guatemala is short enough to be considered a Dwarf (4'10 or under).



Long Ago Videos
Young Bob Dylan Young Bob Dylan

A very young Bob Dylan sings the blues. A tale of tough times in a coal mining town.

A Whiter Shade of Pale A Whiter Shade of Pale

Procol Harum singing their 1967 classic hit - A Whiter Shade of Pale.



Humor from the Forum
Aches, Pains, and Bodily Functions

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine!"



Entertaining
Serious Mudding in a 6X6 Serious Mudding in a 6X6

Entertaining commentary from someone being pulled through a huge mud hole behind a strange off-road vehicle call a Rolligon.

A Day of Milky Way A Day of Milky Way

Amazing view from the South Pole of the night sky as the camera follows the Milky Way in this 25-hour time-lapse



Fun Facts

Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug use. These same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.



Funny Videos
How You Tell Time like That How You Tell Time like That

He always has the correct but how can one tell time using a donkey. A humorous short story

Funny Image Focus Funny Image Focus

A businessman wants a photo with his sexy secretary. He asks strangers to take a photo but every single image ends up with a close up picture of her attractive cleavage.



Humor from the Forum
Engineer vs Doctor

An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100.

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic.

Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.

Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.

Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's Gasoline".

Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back ..that will be $50

Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.

Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor.

Engineer : congrats. your memory is back.. ..that will be $50

Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.

Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100

Doctor : But this is $50 Note

Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten better. ..that will be $50



Creative Stories
Mystery Tramp Mystery Tramp

A classic song told in storybook fashion using stop motion video

Sign Language Sign Language

Even in the City you can find love, life, and happiness




Fun Facts
Bacteria, the tiniest free-living cells, are so small that a single drop of liquid contains as many as 50 million of them.



Entertaining
Dangerous Waterfall and Road Dangerous Waterfall and Road

Some of the twisting and turning roads in Nepal are dangerous in the best of weather, but when the rains come and the road turns into a river it can be downright terrifying.

Dramatic Tornado Footage Dramatic Tornado Footage

What starts out as a sea spout over the ocean turns into a tornado as it comes ashore at Fort Walton Beach. This dramatic footage shows how quickly tornadoes can grow.



Humor from the Forum
One-liners

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

I chose my gastroenterologist based on a gut feeling.

I took a picture of a field of wheat, but it turned out grainy.

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.

First Rule of Camping: Start building the tent before you start drinking....

I studied water purification in college because I had a great thirst for knowledge.



Comedy Sketches
Gnat Season in the South Gnat Season in the South

When it starts getting warm in the South mosquitoes aren't the only thing making life miserable, there's another little bug, and though they don't bite, they are everywhere. The gnats are out, y'all.

You Need A Baby You Need A Baby

Have you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.



Fun Facts

The first President born in the U.S. spoke Dutch as his first language.



Musical Humor
Cheap Flights Cheap Flights

The Irish are known for their dedication to finding a bargain, this humorous song chronicles the efforts and pitfalls of flying on a low-cost airline.

The Most Beautiful Girl The Most Beautiful Girl

Maybe you have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.



Humor from the Forum
Hospital Stay

A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.

“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”

After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!



Humor
Adopt A Millionaire Adopt A Millionaire

How much would you give to make sure an Investment Banker can continue to lobby

The FaceBook Connection The FaceBook Connection

The CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook, declares it the most effective operation ever.



Fun Facts

Around 42% of Americans play video games regularly.



Creative
Surreal Breakfast Surreal Breakfast

A surreal tale of breakfast, that lies somewhere between imagination and a dream state.

South park – Dopamine South park – Dopamine

In a segment about facing the devil over video game addiction south park explains addiction in a way that makes sense than many science based videos..



Humor from the Forum
First Braille Horror Story

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.



Comedy
Complimenting Breasts Complimenting Breasts

It is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.

Big Girl and You Know It Big Girl and You Know It

Dudes get turned on by big girls is the inspiration for this parody.



Fun Facts

The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whiskey. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.




Funny Animal Videos
Raccoons Everywhere Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons come pouring out of the woods
to grab a quick snack

Little Toy-Big Bird Little Toy-Big Bird

It's just a little toy but it confuses
these big bird



Humor from the Forum
Engineers and Managers

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

The manager turns to the others and says isn't that just like an engineer - ask for him for the height and he gives you the length



Humor and Commentary
Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention Bills Jim Finds Flaws in Sex Trafficking Prevention Bills

Jim faults SESTA and FOSTA, two bills intended to prevent sex trafficking, with potentially creating an environment harmful to sex workers.

Corporate Taxes: Last Week Tonight Corporate Taxes: Last Week Tonight

Many of America’s largest corporations shift a surprising portion of their profits overseas to avoid paying taxes. Even more surprisingly, that’s legal.



Fun Facts

In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes.



SNL Humor
John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

Host John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.

Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Oklahoma teacher being arrested for having getting it on with a student during a walkout.



Fun Facts

About 50% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.



Memorable Music
White Rabbit White Rabbit

Grace Slick sings White Rabbit with Jefferson Airplane at Woodstock (aug. 17 1969). This is some of the best Rock Music there ever, and for many people nothing comes close to the awesome music of the late 60's and early 70's

Jimi Hendrix On An Acoustic Guitar Jimi Hendrix On An Acoustic Guitar

Hendrix had a feel in his playing... That doesn't mean rythmn, that doesn't mean speed... It means ''Feel'' It means a fullness



Humor from the Forum
UFO's and Blond Cashiers

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means ...'Unleaded Fuel Only"..



Entertaining Animals
Found a Rolling Stone Found a Rolling Stone

Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.

Fetch With the River Fetch With the River

An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.



Fun Facts

The framers felt that the House of Representatives, as the only body at that time directly elected by the people, should have the initial control of the money flow in government.

Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.



Drugs Are Bad for You
Crack Is Bad for You Crack Is Bad for You

When you climb to a second story window to try to buy crack for three dollars, and you have the wrong place, something has gone wrong in your life.

Too Much Medication Too Much Medication

Apparently agent ketchup and mustard senses a challenge to her authority but she doesn't make any sense.



Humor from the Forum
God's Sense of Humor

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

...and then he made the earth round.



Funny
Politics in a Nutshell Politics in a Nutshell

Old but the practiced hasn't changed. This is the politics of shifting the tax burden.

Are You Using Your Ipad Are You Using Your Ipad

Dad, I meant to ask you, how are you doing with the new iPad that we gave you as a birthday present?



Fun Facts

The inventor of intermittent windshield wipers tried to sell his idea to the auto industry and was turned away. When they began showing up on new cars, he sued, and won.



Tour of the Moon in 4K Tour of the Moon in 4K

Take a virtual tour of the Moon in all-new 4K resolution, thanks to data provided by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter spacecraft

Galaxy Lacking Dark Matter Galaxy Lacking Dark Matter

Hubble Space Telescope took an image of a bizarre, ghostly looking galaxy called NGC 1052-DF2 that astronomers calculate to have little to no dark matter.



Humor from the Forum
Vegan

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting.”

I said, “People who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer.”


Sketch Comedy
Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman

Shanice , Rashad and T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) compete on Black Jeopardy, hosted by Darnell Hayes (Kenan Thompson). Two people from the hood, and one person from an imaginary world.

A New Vision of Horror A New Vision of Horror

It's a sketch parody but... In theaters soon comes a new vision of horror like you've never seen before. From the twisted mind of Wes Anderson it's the midnight coterie of sinister intruders..



Humor from the Forum
Thoughts

A hermit was pulled over by the police and charged with recluse driving.

Watched an Olympic curling event yesterday. - I soon got swept up in the action.

It's tough doing inventories in Afghanistan. - due to the tally ban.

The Symphony Orchestra conductor threw a tempo tantrum.

I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong. I mean it's not rocket surgery


Comedy
One Free Call One Free Call

A man makes his one call from jail count.

It Doesn't Get Better It Doesn't Get Better

For most kids in high school, the future promises better days. But for a certain group, there’s no time like the past.



Fun Facts

Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards.



Sketch Comedy
Stormy Daniels - SNL Stormy Daniels - SNL

Stormy Daniels has become an unlikely hero.

Easter Hotline - SNL Easter Hotline - SNL

If you're feeling lonely and need someone to talk to this Easter, pick up the phone and call… your grandparents.



Humor from the Forum
Thoughts

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.


Funny Videos
Huge Group of Girls Huge Group of Girls

Poking a little fun at the stereotypical girls' night out.

If Call Center Employees Were Honest If Call Center Employees Were Honest

Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..



Fun Facts

Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.


Humor and Commentary
Adam Ruins on Private Prisons Adam Ruins on Private Prisons

Humorous commentary makes the case that for-profit prisons have no interest in stopping crime, they would rather have people behind bars.

The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses

Did you know that a single company controls 80% of all glasses and sunglasses brands?



Humor from the Forum
Government Joke

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.


Critters
Why Humans Are Obsessed with Cats Why Humans Are Obsessed with Cats

We take a look at how felines took over the Internet, our homes, and our lives. There is some speculation as to whether toxoplasmosis, the disease that makes mice unafraid of cats also infects humans and makes us fond of cats.

People Who Hate Cats People Who Hate Cats

People who hate cats live with cats for a week although no reason is given other than to provide video material. Watch the video and see if they fall in love with the furry little critters or they are ready to get rid of them after the week is over.



Fun Facts

The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.



The More You Know
News Conspiracy News Conspiracy

One Script to rule them all, One Script to find them, one Script to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. A surprising lack of diversity in so-called Local Independent News.

Not so Local News Not so Local News

This is the story of how Sinclair Broadcasting puts a spin on trusted local news. But Sinclair is raising concerns among media watchers because of its practice of combining news with partisan political opinion and ads as feature stories.



Humor from the Forum
One-line Humor

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.

A recent study shows that 90% of all adults have a chronic or even fatal disease. The other 10% don't use WebMD.

If you’re happy and you know it ...it's the weed.



Humorous Comedy Sketches
Sarcasmaholics Anonymous Sarcasmaholics Anonymous

Scott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.

How Was Burning Man? How Was Burning Man?

A guy who just got back from Burning Man hilariously struggles to explain what the Burning Man experience was like to a lesser mortal who's never been to Burning Man.



Fun Facts

The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.



Entertaining Animal Clips
Pass the Puffer Pass the Puffer

An interesting video showing dolphins seeking out
puffer toxins to enable an altered state.

The Talking Goat The Talking Goat

Two women find a funny talkative goat



Humor from the Forum
Military Humor

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable not to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop



Funny Videos
Free Horrible Makeover Free Makeover

Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.

The Real Mr Magoo The Real Mr Magoo

Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.



Quotable Quote

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson


Funny Animal Videos
Dog Guards Bike Dog Guards Bike

The best part of this video is at the end when
you see why the dog is guarding the bicycle.

Mouth Full of Acorns Mouth Full of Acorns

A couple of chipmunks loading up on acorns before winter hits. Amazing to see how many acorns they can stuff in their cheeks.



Humor from the Forum
How Government Works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, is how government works.



Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL

Hugh Grant, Alan Alda Ellen DeGeneres , Wesley Snipes , Roseanne Barr , Adam Sandler (Pete Davidson), Whoopi Goldberg (Leslie Jones), Pee-wee Herman (Mikey Day) and more audition for Jurassic Park in this comedy sketch.

Ask Dr. Oz - SNL Ask Dr. Oz - SNL

Dr. Oz (Bill Hader) describes the ""dead rectum"" of an audience member (Charlie Day) in vivid detail as he cringes in embarrassment.



Fun Facts

Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.



Map Shows Where We'll Live On Mars Map Shows Where We'll Live On Mars

We’re closer to landing on Mars now than ever before. Private companies like SpaceX are achieving new feats in rocket science the likes of which we’ve never seen. But rockets will only take us so far.

Transsiberian Dream Transsiberian Dream

The Trans-Siberian Railway, another dream come true! The world's longest railway line starts from Moscow and runs 9,288 kilometers through seven time zones to Vladivostok. I was able to document this unique 16-day trip aboard the legendary Zarengold train .



Humor from the Forum
The Potty

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while...

Billy Says: "I’m fine, Mommy.. I just haven’t gone 'doody' yet."

Mother Says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy Says: "works for ketchup."



Stand-up Comedy
Carlin George on Children Carlin George on Children

George Carlin goes where few comedians dare to go as he takes on America's overindulgence with our children. As far as he's concerned we spend way too much time promoting exceptionalism and our children.

'Tattoo' - Bill Bailey 'Tattoo' - Bill Bailey

It's not easy to get a tattoo that will look good if you have a hairy body. Maybe Bill Bailey should have gotten a Bigfoot tattoo so he could use his hair as it's fur.



Fun Facts

Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy



Sketch Humor - Millennials
This Is a Generic Millennial Ad This Is a Generic Millennial Ad

This Is a Generic Millennial Ad and it shows how easy it is to appeal to anyone born between 1980 and 2000. The good news? Thanks to social media, it's easy to connect with this influential audience.

The Millennial Marriage Proposal The Millennial Marriage Proposal

The man thinks he has picked out the perfect location and has picked out the perfect ring. He even found someone to photograph is that special moment. But she wants to know how will it look when it's posted to social media.



Humor from the Forum
Short Quizz

The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.

It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.



Humorous
Screw All That Screw All That

A humorously frank guided meditation more likely to leave you laughing than serene

Scientifically Accurate Flintstones Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Taking what we know of primitive man, we can see that the Flintstones would be a far different show if treated with scientific accuracy



Fun Facts

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!



Interesting Videos
Playing In The Mud Playing In The Mud

Just some good old boys playing in the mud with high octane pickups, and big tires.

Navy Attempts Humor Navy Attempts Humor

Navy operates in riverine environments; an essential skill in the Navy Special Operations arsenal that allows them to fight in areas larger vessels cannot go.



Humor from the Forum
Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

Someone told her to make up her mind.




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