Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Humorous observations by the quick witted Mr Carr, As Jimmy says, "...my favorite thing about pregnant ladies on the bus. I have always maintained that I would rather see a pregnant woman standing that a fat girl sitting down crying. .
Women get carried away talking about the humorous side of breastfeeding. Topics like leaking everywhere, breastfeeding dressed like man, and the ability to her milk spray like a fountain, get lots of laughter..
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Most of us are on the Internet daily and the Internet changes our brains.
The False Advertising Industry reveals the truth about what is allowed in ''Natural'' food.
The naked mole rat is unable to feel pain, is the only known thermoconforming mammal, is resistant to cancer, and possesses extraordinary longevity for a rodent.
A thermoconforming organism adopts the surrounding temperature as its own body temperature, thus avoiding the need for internal thermoregulation.
Waiting until the last minute to follow the evacuation orders, gives this driver a harrowing experience as he drives through recently burned areas..
A Division Supervisor, contract dozer operator and a Heavy Equipment Boss deployed their fire shelters on the Beaver Fire in northern California. The firefighters were improving line on the far western edge of the fire front..
I log into Facebook and see that everyone is at the bar...
So I go to the bar and see that everyone is on Facebook.
What causes addiction? Easy, right? Drugs cause addiction. But maybe it is not that simple. One study takes a look at the difference being integrated into society makes on addiction..
The universe is unbelievably big – trillions of stars and even more planets. Soo… there just has to be life out there, right? Why don’t we see any aliens? And more importantly, what does this tell us about our own fate?.
Nintendo has such a large cash reserve it could lose US$250 million every year and wouldn't go bankrupt until 2052.
The new telemarketing script seems to push all the right buttons, leaving the customer foaming at the mouth, with his credit card ready..
A college student receives an embarrassing rap video performed by his seemingly straitlaced mother..
"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
The next month, he got bill for $200.00, which he paid. But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense.
But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on.
"Well," said the brother, "you said 'do something nice for Dad.' So I did…I rented him a tuxedo!"
Hot air balloons add splashes of color
A short time lapse of a ship navigating a tight turn in a shipping channel using thrusters.
The BBC holds regular rehearsals for the Queen's death to make sure staff get it right when the real announcement is made.
You can ignore all the conspiracy theory videos; we finally have video proof of what really happened at area 51.
You see someone that you haven't seen in a while coming out of the bathroom. Reflexively you extend your hand for a handshake and it's a wet handshake. .
Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other...
They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.
Eating at The Restaurant of Life is a humorous series of metaphors that imagines the journey through life as a series of meals.
Four women share which aspects of their lives are "so ghetto " in this comedy sketch from Saturday Night Live.
I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda
Its a fanta-sea of mine
Don't say anything offensive and try to be on your best behavior - a humorous sketch about meeting her parents for the first time. The inevitable awkward situation when two people have been dating for a long time.
Humorously conveyed facts in the form of a comedy sketch from Cracked. And really it's amazing how addicted we are to that first cup of coffee in the morning..
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.
Classic one-liners in this standup comedy routine` as only Stewart Francis can deliver them.
Help, they're making me do hats, I wanna go home!
2. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
3. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
4. When you are worried ~ I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. When you fall ~ I will laugh at you, but I'll help you up.
Comedic observations about a group that took the Greek name name for circle of brothers, A group that features a Grand Wizard, but doesn't seem to be much good at magic..
Comedy gold by Louis CK on reading the story of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain to his daughter and trying to deal with the N-word.
Around 48% of Americans play video games regularly.
We started with testing of bear-proofness of garbage containers. In ZOO Ljubljana we set garbage container filled with apples in which the lid closes with door lock. Three hungry bears totally destroyed the lock within two minutes. .
What do you get when you put $300 cars in a 3-hour endurance race? A whole lot of destruction, that's what! This is the 4th year of running the event, and bigger than ever. Perhaps too big, some might say. .
Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
Hilarious scene from South Park about dealing with the cable monopoly
A friendly rmessage to the FCC from the producers of Family Guy .
Dogs have three eyelids. The third lid, called a nictitating membrane or “haw,” keeps the eye lubricated and protected.
The phrase “raining cats and dogs” originated in seventeenth-century England. During heavy rainstorms, many homeless animals would drown and float down the streets, giving the appearance that it had actually rained cats and dogs.
Food that looks better than it tastes. This video from the mockumentary series "Millennials of New York" features a chef who took the trend of constant food Instagraming to its natural conclusion.
A humorous skit on restaurant kitchen dialog. Anyone who's ever been in a restaurant kitchen knows that it's just crazy back there, and that's why the food is backed up. .
Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."
He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
Nick’s absurdest view and deadpan wit have distinguished his unique style of storytelling and one-liners. To our ears Nick Thune reminds us greatly of Mitch Hedberg, which not surprisingly he lists as one of his inspirations in getting into comedy..
Of Mexican and Native American heritage this young comedian has been Americanized in her upbringing, so much so that one would be hard-pressed to guess her roots. Family has always been an inspiration for comedians..
In Malaysia, it's legal to divorce your partner via text message.
The Shaolin Temple Kung Fu Academy is the largest school of its kind in China. Get a glimpse of the hard work required to master the Chinese martial art.
If you love visual comedy, you gotta love Edgar Wright, one of the few filmmakers who is consistently finding humor through framing, camera movement, editing, goofy sound effects and music. .
13 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
15 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
16 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
17 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
19 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
Are men better drivers than women, if so why do men get more tickets. All is explained in this humorous skit about Georgia courts.
There are a lot of things to love about America. Just ask comedian Doug Stanhope.
In Norway , "Texas" is slang for "crazy."
Politics in the United States has been likened to one big feeding frenzy by corporate interests with voters picking up the tab.
Elected officials in the United States must sell themselves out to get money to run campaigns; and that's part of the problem.
In Namibia a Pangolin rolls in to a ball, licks himself with his long tongue, and rolls off into a bush. Weird, but that's what Pangolins do.
It's hard to catch anything when your boat is surrounded by some of the ocean's best fishermen. But at least they provide some good entertainment..
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'No Refills.'"
Equestrian owners are known for their sense of humor. A few names they tried to slip past the Thoroughbred Racing Commission.
Words in English can have many meanings here's a hilarious look at the word jigger
Between 10 and 20 volcanoes are erupting somewhere on Earth every day.
A prank that starts with some pissed off motorists and ends with a smile.
Appearances can deceive and and wishing to be in someone else's shoes is not always the best strategy.
Q. Where can men over 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: ' Gee, I remember these.'
A happy, creative video of beautiful beaches and beautiful women surfing in perfect weather.
Photographers love of photography opens some eyes to this beautiful world and it's breathtaking landscapes.
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
The human quest for immortality is ancient and marked with catastrophic failures. But thanks to modern technology we may be close to finally achieving immortality..
We live at a time when scientific knowledge - from climate change to vaccinations, to fluoridation faces strong opposition. The scientific method leads us to truths that are less than self-evident, and are often hard to accept. .
American: If we start drilling on the mountain, we could build a tunnel in about two months.
German: That's nothing, if we started drilling on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the mountain, we would build a tunnel in only one month.
Englishman: Piss off, if we started drilling on both sides of the mountain at the same time our employer would get two tunnels for the price of one.
Young comic breaks down his generation's use of social media and the transformation of narcissism.
If you plan to travel to America in the near future, you better pay attention to the following points. The right answer can make all the difference.
New research suggests that passionate love does not always decline over time. In addition to exhibiting intense activity in the ventral tegmental area of the brain similar to those in the early stages of love, brain scans also show activity in the ventral pallidum, a region associated with feelings of long-term attachment, and in the raphe nucleus, which is responsible for higher serotonin levels, which lead to calmness and less obsession.
Its about great music and connecting to people through that music.
Playing For Change: Songs Around The World.
A man and a woman are lying in bed late night...
The woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"
The man responds calmly, thinking that he has outwitted her little test: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."
When you add someone's number to your phone do you add a nickname to help you remember?
Embarrassing question - funny explanation. A humorous mom and daughter conversation
Why are some people so lazy? The lack of desire to do physical activity and just be lazy, according to AsapScience, may be in your DNA, specifically your “couch potato” gene..
This video reveals the chain reaction that sunlight has on your body - and if you don't tend to go outdoors, it can massively impact your immune system, which has a knock on effect on cancer, heart disease and depression. .
Bonobos, one of our most closely related primates, are rarely, if ever, found in zoos because they constantly have sex (both oral and genital) with each other regardless of their own age or sex.
Humorous stand-up comedy about how the Irish lack a sense of entitlement.
From a country that gave us the Beatles, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, and many more the X factor seems a bit of a let-down.
-- Henry David Thoreau --
This tongue-in-cheek music video goes out to the decent guys who never get the girl.
The world’s first, and only, self-dating website. Maybe the best committed relationship – is with yourself.
Alexander The Great may have been bisexual, which in his time was not controversial.