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Magic
Rubik's Cube Magician

Rubik's Cube Magician

Magician using a Rubik's Cube and some well practiced sleight-of-hand fools Penn & Teller


Fun Facts

Ferruccio Lamborghini, founder of Automobili Lamborghini, made tractors until he went to Enzo Ferrari to have a little moan about a Ferrari he purchased. Lamborghini felt snubbed by Ferrari and in a defiant stance decided to start producing high-end sports cars himself. Already a rich man due to his businesses, Ferruccio set up the best facilities to facilitate his idea and the end result as they say, is history.


From Russia with Booze
Drunken Russian Policeman

Drunken Russian Policeman

Russia is an interesting place to drive. In addition to the typical hazards of ice and snow divers must also watch out for drunken policeman.


Humor from the Forum

Groaners

1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.


Stand-up Comedy
Out of Shape People and McDonald's

Out of Shape People and McDonald's

One of the things that made this comedian feel old was McDonald's including salads and wraps on their menu.


Fun Facts

Mockingbirds can imitate any sound from a squeaking door to a cat meowing.


Classic Comedy
Impotence of Proofreading

Impotence of Proofreading

Funny examples of what happens when you don't proofread your papers in this standup routine by Taylor Mali


Humor from the Forum

Tell Me What You Want

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Clean my house.'


Women Can Relate - Humor
Breast is Best

Breast is Best

Women get carried away talking about the humorous side of breastfeeding. Topics like leaking everywhere, breastfeeding dressed like man, and the ability to her milk spray like a fountain, get lots of laughter..


Fun Facts

According to the Bible, Jews descended from Abraham‘s son Isaac, and Arabs descended from Abraham’s son Ishmael. So not only are both groups Semitic, but they’re also family.


Funny Pranks
Piece of Cake

Piece of Cake

All the server has to do is serve cake. But a hidden camera and a magnet make this a funny prank.


Humor from the Forum

My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees

My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our back yard.

She's a keeper.


Stand-up Comedy
But Maybe

But Maybe

Stand up comedy covering some of the tragedies in life that may just be a little bit peoples fault.


Fun Facts

The word 'Buddha' is a title, which means 'one who is awake', in the sense of having ‘woken up to reality'.


Funny Videos
Not an Angry Cusser

Not an Angry Cusser

Some people don't cuss because they are angry. They cuss because it is part of their normal vocabulary


Funny Joke from the Forum

In the Bathroom

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day".


Improvisation Comedy
Pro Bowler Jingle

Pro Bowler Jingle

In a skit that asks the audience to think up the least likely subject for a song laughter rolls as they try to come up with versus for a song about being a pro bowler


Fun Facts

Around 58% of Americans play video games regularly.


Humor and Reason
If That Then This

If That Then This

Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrong


Funny Joke from the Forum

An Englishman and a Welshman in the bakery


The Englishman whisks three shortbread biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.

The Englishman says to the Welshman: "You see how clever I am..? You'll never beat that..!"

The Welshman says to the Englishman: "Watch this, a Welshman is always more clever than an Englishman".

He says to the baker, "Give me one of your delicious biscuits please and I can show you a magic trick..!"

The baker gives him the biscuits which the Welshman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuits for my magic trick."

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuits... " The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Welshman eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"

The Welshman says:...... "Now Look in the Englishman's pocket.


Stand-up Comedy
On Daredevils

On Daredevils

Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.


Fun Facts

FBI Spent Years 'Researching' The Lyrics To 'Louie, Louie' before realizing the copyright office must have them.


Improvisation Comedy
If You Know What I Mean

If You Know What I Mean

Another humorous comedy skit from the show whose line is it anyway. I miss that show.


Humor from the Forum

What is Wrong With Me?

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."


Pranks
Fat Man Breaks Car

Fat Man Breaks Car

Girl gets people to watch her car with a broken trunk lid. When an extremely fat jogger runs by and totally wrecks the car by sitting on it the prank is sprung.


Fun Fact

If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble


Funny
First Time in Water

First Time in Water

The first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.


Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War

The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!


Funny
Solving a Cat Problem

Solving a Cat Problem

A creative means of stopping cats from marking their territory.


Fun Facts
The Chinese, during the reign of Kublai Khan, used lions on hunting expeditions. They trained the big cats to pursue and drag down massive animals - from wild bulls to bears - and to stay with the kill until the hunter arrived.

Creative Videos
Women in Art

Women in Art


A blending of paintings of women, showing the changing styles


Humor from the Forum

Swallowed two pieces of string

Swallowed two pieces of string this morning.

A little while ago they came out tied together...

I sh*t you knot!


Sketch Humor
Drug Company Hearing - SNL

Drug Company Hearing - SNL

Ever stop and think that some of names drug companies give medications sound an awful lot like African-American names?


Fun Facts

Giraffe's tongues are 22 inches long and black with pink dots.

Greyhounds can reach their top speed of forty-five miles per hour in only three strides.


Humorous Sketch
Keep Your Balls Clean

Keep Your Balls Clean

A funny axe commercial showing the proper way to keep your balls and other sports equipment clean.


Humor from the Forum

our dog suddenly began barking

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."


Stand-up Comedy
Male Versus Female Brain

Male Versus Female Brain

Dara, a British comedian who's famous for being a little bit on the nerdy side, explains the difference between male brains and female brains.


Fun Facts

Primates share 4 basic features: forward-facing eyes, grasping hands, fingerprints, and large brains.

Monkeys are most easily distinguished from apes by their tails. Apes have no tails.


Humor and Perspective
Wear the Damn Ribbion

Wear the Damn Ribbon

Notoriously non-conformist Kramer tries to show support for a cause in his own way, but those with a herd mentality try to force him to conform.


Humorous Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx


Creative
The Present

The Present

“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.


Humor from the Forum

A Daughter Asks Her Dad...

A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”


Standup Comedy
Men Are Cats - Women Are Dogs

Men Are Cats - Women Are Dogs

An interesting perspective on men, women, cats and dogs.


Fun Facts

Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.


Stand-up Comedy
Weed and Texting

Weed and Texting

Smoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes it humorous.


Notable Quotes

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain


Humor And Commentary
Rod Serling on Censorship

Rod Serling on Censorship

In some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.


Fun Facts

The science of kissing is called philematology

One theory suggests kissing may have evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others pheromones for biological compatibility.


Stand-up Comedy
Angry Drivers Introspective

Angry Drivers Introspective

Why do we change personalities when we get behind the wheel. Louis CK stand-up comedy routine.


Humor from the Forum

Aches, Pains, and Bodily Functions

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

A 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine!"


Humor
Meeting The In-laws

Meeting The In-laws

A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents and commits a bit of a faux pas.


Fun Facts

The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.


Creative
i-Diot

i-Diot

Is our happiness is based on things we don’t need?


Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War

The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!


Counterculture Comedy
Don't Want to Know the Gender

Don't Want to Know the Gender

A feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It's a humorous situation as she goes out of her way not to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.


Fun Facts

Top ten turn-offs for women include cystic acne, raggedy nails, flatulence and belching, missing teeth, body odor, bad breath, hairy nostrils, ''man boobs,'' ''goofy'' glasses, and hair ''mistakes.''


Creative
About Dating

About Dating

Ask people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.


Humor from the Forum

Running Away

After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.

The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he asked.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child.

' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'


Improvisational Comedy
Scenes from a Hat with Miss America

Scenes from a Hat with Miss America

The laughs keep coming as this improvisational comedy segment features a musical about breasts and disturbing times to make animal noises.


Fun Facts

Women aged 20-29 are nearly 32 pounds heavier on average in 2020 compared to 1960.


Entertaining
Eight million Gallons of Water

Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.


Humor from the Forum

Aspiring Student Psychiatrists

The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," replied the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M. "How about the opposite of woe?"

The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."


Entertaining
Trolling Seagulls

Trolling Seagulls

Having a little fun with a few ravenous seagulls.


Fun Fact

If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.


Funny
Friendzone Pain

Friendzone Pain

She says she's looking for a partner that's more like you. I feel your friendzone pain.


Humor from the Forum

yadot rorrim

Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.

(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)


Stand-up Comedy
Older People Are Smarter

Older People Are Smarter

Humorous logic from explaining why older people are smarter. What can we say; Life experiences count for a lot in this stand up comedy monologue..


Fun Facts

When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.


Angry Ocean
Hunter Becomes Hunted

Hunter Becomes Hunted

One minute you're reeling in a huge billfish fighting for it's life, the next minute you're fighting for your life.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Password Lock

Got a password lock app that takes a picture whenever someone attempts to unlock my phone with the wrong password.

I have a ton pictures of drunk me.


Humerous Pranks
A Little Help Please

A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.


Fun Facts

At one point you were the youngest person on Earth.


Sketch Comedy
Near-Death Experience - SNL

Near-Death Experience - SNL

When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-death experience. In this humorous sketch two of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.


Humour from the Forum

My girlfriend and I played doctor...

My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (USA medical system)

She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.


Comedy
Practicing Atheist

Practicing Atheist

Dave Allen is probably one of the best humorist, and arguably the best at telling jokes. Even though this video was many years ago you'll recognize his humor as it's featured on the Internet often.


Fun Fact

According to astronauts, space smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.


Stand-up Comedy
Women Just Keep Coming

Women Just Keep Coming

A humorous comedy routine about women and relationships. Sometimes comedian Bill Burr worries worries that he's going to be that creepy old guy hanging out at the bar that no one cares about.


Humor from the Forum

How many politicians?

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.


Funny
D*ck Maintenance

D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.


Fun Facts

Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.


Humorous Videos
Fun Day at the Boat Launch

Fun Day at the Boat Launch

Some good old boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to help, find that pulling a vehicle out of the ocean isn't easy.


Humor from the Forum

Lying


Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.


Stand-up Comedy on Malls
American Malls and Fat People

American Malls and Fat People

Building coast-to-coast shopping malls that blight the American landscape, which according to comedian George Carlin is not one of our finer accomplishments.


Improvisational Comedy
Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts

Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts

Humorous improvisational sketches including things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend and Drew's book on dieting.


Fun Facts

The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for nearly ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of non-drinkers.


SNL Comedy
Zoo Photographer - SNL

Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.


Quotable Quotes

Friedrich Nietzsche

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.


Stand-up Comedy
Taco Truck at 1 AM

Taco Truck at 1 AM

If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.


Humor from the Forum

Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!


Animated Shorts
None of That

None of That

From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..


Funny Joke from the Forum

Get Well Soon

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his groin area.

Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

It didn’t take long to discover the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer you pulled over last week.”


Angry Ocean
Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Huge Waves Rock an Oil Platform

Out in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.


Fun Facts

In ancient Sparta, men who were unmarried by the time they were 30 forfeited the right to vote.


Stand-up Comedy
Looting and the British Museum

Looting and the British Museum

As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.


Humor from the Forum

City Girl visiting the Farm

A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.

Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.

Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.


The Way We Are Parody
MacDougals

MacDougals

Humorous parody of our overly sensitive world where a club gets into trouble for offering half-price averages to various ethnic groups.


Fun Facts

In 1972, a pocket of uranium in Africa was found to have undergone self-sustaining nuclear fission for hundreds of thousands of years, making it the only known naturally formed nuclear reactor.


Humorous Handyman
Flush That Gas

Flush That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a float, you would be correct but they don't serve the same purpose.


Humor from the Forum

The Kindhearted Scotsman


A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" She asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a 'kindhearted Scotsman', he thought "What the hell ... I'll treat her!"

So they walked past the restaurant again!


Humorous Videos
Manhole Prank

Manhole Prank

You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.


Fun Facts

Some researchers believe that those who stay awake late at night are more likely to have higher IQs.


Stand-up Comedy
Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.


Humor from the Forum

Congress....lol

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

Suddenly things have become a lot clearer.


Classic Humor
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

When you don't know the language a phrasebook can be helpful, but not so much in this funny skit.


Fun Facts

India has not invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.


Interesting
Spreading Like Wildfire

Spreading Like Wildfire

Video shows how rapidly a wildfire advances.


Humor from the Forum

The New Doctor's Office

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"... thumbs down.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"... unacceptable!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts"... no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks".... still no good.

"Loons and Moons"... forget it.

The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.


Men vs Women Comedy
Thoughts - Men Versus Women

Thoughts - Men Versus Women

The difference between men and women is highlighted in this humorous sketch as two women acquaintances meet and a boyfriend is left out of the conversation.


Fun Facts

The oldest surviving love poem to date is written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians around 3500 BC.


Stand-up Comedy
Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.


Humor from the Forum

My Congressman

I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.


Interesting Science
Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?

Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?

Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.


Fun Facts

A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons.


Stand-up Comedy
Girlfriend with a Big Butt

Girlfriend with a Big Butt

Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.


Quotable Quotes

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


Sketch Comedy
Wild West Water Balloons

Wild West Water Balloons

Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this comedy skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.


Fun Facts

If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.


Interesting Videos
Altered States

Altered States

This is what happens inside the brain under the influence of cannabinoids.


Humor from the Forum

Husbands are Blue-tooth.

Always connected to Wife when she is around.

But when Wife is out of range, they automatically start searching for new devices.


Improvisational Humor
Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions

Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly Versions

In this segment improvisations include scenes from a movie hillbilly style, sportscasters working at home, and divorce Dr. Zeus style.


Fun Facts

Gratitude can boost dopamine and serotonin, just like antidepressants.


Comedy Sketches
Old Folks Home

WKUK Old Folks Home

A humorous sketch about striking gold at the old folks home - who knew they had so many party pharmaceuticals.


Humor from the Forum

Husbands and Dogs

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Stand-up Comedy
Dave Foley - Religious Extremists

Dave Foley - Religious Extremists

Dave Foley does a stand-up comedy routine about religious extremists and and admits that he is afraid of Muslim extremists. To prove the point he makes a few remarks about Jesus that he would not dare make Muhammad.


Fun Facts

Elephants have 3 times the number of neurons that humans have, and no-one knows why they aren't smarter than us.


Stand-up Comedy
Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat

Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat

Comedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.


Humor from the Forum

Local Elections

I was in the park with my dog and I said to this guy "Which way are you going to vote?" Democrat, " he replied. With that my dog bit him.

I carried on and I saw a woman, "Which way are you going vote? " I asked. " "Democrat, " she said. My dog bit her as well.

As I carried on I met another man, "Which way are you going vote?" I asked. "Republican, " he said. With that my dog bit him.

My dog doesn't give a flip about politics.


Comedy
Fluffy Doing Puffy

Fluffy Doing Puffy

While on a 50 state tour sponsored by Comedy Centra Gabriel Iglesias's comedy tour bus was stopped by immigration crossing the border into Arizona and being stopped by immigration. .


Oneliners
Confucius say...

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

A man with sharp tongue cuts own throat.

It’s OK for sh*t to happen, it will decompose.

The greatest of whales helpless in the middle of the desert.

War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

Man who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say “Those who quote me are fools.”


Relaxing Nature
Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Nudibranchs are ocean dwelling slugs that come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes. This video will create some appreciation for their beauty.


Fun Facts

There are about 100 billion birds in the world, and about 6 billion of them make their homes in the United States


Improvisational Comedy
Cartoon Characters and Dating Advice

Cartoon Characters and Dating Advice

Still performing, and still funny, this clip features unlikely cartoon cameos, weird things that happen at a doctor's office, and things you should never say to a date, .


Fun Facts

The National Animal of Scotland is the Unicorn


Entertaining Animal
Canine Catching Fish

Canine Catching Fish

This dog has figured out that if the sets out pieces of bread he can catch the fish that come to feed on the bread. Behavior that's not normally seen in a dog


Humor from the Forum

Started reading my first Braille

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.


Funny Videos
Unusual Thrill Ride

Unusual Thrill Ride

These guys discover that a Caterpillar digger makes for great beach entertainment.


Fun Facts

19th century biologist Sir John Lubbock experimented on ants by getting them drunk. He discovered that sober ants would carry their drunken ant comrades back to their nest, if they were from the same colony - but they would throw drunk strangers into the ditch.


Animated Funny Videos
Timely Rescue ...or Not

Timely Rescue ...or Not

A handsome hero, and swashbuckling swordsman comes to the rescue. Maybe he needs a new watch he seems to be a little bit late.


Humor from the Forum

Irish Smiles

Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.

Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it.

Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?

Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home .


Stand-up Comedy on Malls
Ghettoest Mall Ever

Ghettoest Mall Ever

Comedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.


Fun Facts

Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago.


Going Crazy
I Saw A Pink Elephant

I Saw A Pink Elephant

Just for laughs as a prank on unsuspecting motorists involving a pink elephant and a sobriety test.


Humor from the Forum

At the Asylum

Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"

Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."


Creative Videos
Nina Salerosa

Nina Salerosa

A magical underwater kingdom - film by Joe Romeiro.


Fun Facts

Peppers are not spicy to birds so that only birds can eat them and spread their seeds


Humor
What Women Want

What Women Want

A hapless modern romantic gets a little help from Cyrano de Bergerac to win the woman.


Humor from the Forum

Losing his Hair,

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

And so they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.


Standup Comedy
Glad to be Alive

Glad to be Alive

While in America comedian Russell told he looks like a daytime talk celebrity and everyone in the elevator has a good laugh..


Fun Facts

The early Church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed. While individuals might choose not to drink, to despise alcohol was heresy.


Will Make you Smile
What We Can Learn from Dogs

What We Can Learn from Dogs

Dogs offer a lot in terms of companionship maybe we can learn something from our pets.


Humor from the Forum

The Difference Between America and Europe

In America, we call our inbreds hillbillies.

In Europe, they call them Royals.


Humor
Caveman Currency

Caveman Currency

Sticks and Rocky accidentally create a currency, and in this comedy sketch, the tribe gets a financial system. But alas the bankers cannot resist the temptation to loan out more money than they have on deposit.


Fun Facts

The total number of people who have ever lived has been estimated to be around 108 billion.


Stand-up Comedy
Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Humorous examples of how women and men think differently. Men react and women plot.


Humor from the Forum

Wrong Feet

I told my friend that he had his shoes on the wrong feet.

He said, "These are the only feet I have."


Musical Humor
Don't Look Good Anymore

Don't Look Good Any-more

A humorous song about ageing and the sad realization that our bodies don't look so good any more, especially without clothes.


Fun Facts

Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.


Interesting
Ship Beaching

Ship Beaching

When ship has sailed its last route it's time to run it a ground. Preferably on a distant shore were someone else will handle its disposal.


Humor from the Forum

What is the Difference

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?

The taste.


Stand-up Comedy Videos
Half Dead

Half Dead

Louis CK has come to the realization that at 40 years old, statistically speaking his life is half over. A short humorous standup comedy routine about midlife crisis.


Fun Facts

The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the storm occurred. Hurricanes are defined as storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Ocean.


Comedy Sketches
Meet Your Second Wife

Meet Your Second Wife

In this comedy sketch, hosts Helen Walsh (Amy Poehler) and Tina Fey introduce three contestants to their future second wives. Something the contestants humorously struggle to explain to their wives.


Humor from the Forum

Romantic Text Message

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband responded: "I'm takin' a crap. Please advise."


Southern Colloquialisms
Stuff Southern Women Say

Stuff Southern Women Say

Southern women say the darndest things. Downright funny southern colloquialisms


Fun Facts

The name ‘Viking means ‘a pirate raid’ in the Old Norse language.


Comedy
No Greater Danger to Women

No Greater Danger to Women

Statistically speaking, there is no greater danger to the health and well being of women than men.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Cute Nickname

My pregnant wife was feeling sensitive about her enlarged breast due to lactation, so I gave her a cute nickname to cheer her up.

Apparently Dairy Queen wasn't the right choice.


Angry Ocean
Heading Out In a Storm

Heading Out In a Storm

When you are the rescue ship there is no waiting until the storm blows over.


Fun Facts

Absolut Vodka used to belong to Sweden's government, until they sold it in 2008 for US$8.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.


Creative Animated Shorts
Lucky Day Forever

Lucky Day Forever

Prole 514 dreams about winning the Great Lottery. The lottery winner is transformed and allowed admission into the elite White society, where everyone is beautiful, young and happy and people spend their carefree lives solely on fun and partying..


Funny Joke from the Forum

Before You Call

Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up


Improvisational Comedy
improv: What You Can't Say at a Funeral

improv: What You Can't Say at a Funeral

Humorous Ad lib. comedy a skit called things you cannot say a funeral and things you cannot say about weight loss. Both these touchy subjects are treated with humorous irreverence by the humorists on Whose Line Is It. .


Fun Facts

What hippos lack in swimming skills they more than make up with their ability to hold their breath for long periods of time. A thick membrane covers their eyes and their nostrils close, creating a protective water-tight seal.


Stand-up Comedy
Fat A**es and Buffets

Fat A**es and Buffets

Jerry Seinfeld drops in and tries out that whole telling jokes with a microphone thing. A stand-up routine that pokes a little fun at food and fat derrières.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Terms and Conditions

Adam & Eve were the first people that didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.


Nature
Up Close with a Whale

Up Close with a Whale

It's an unusual sight to see a whale feeding in a marina close to boat docks. When the whale surfaces to feed it makes for a very impressive site.


Fun Facts

Glass is actually neither a liquid—supercooled or otherwise—nor a solid. It is an amorphous solid—a state somewhere between those two states of matter.


Humor
Big Decks

Big Decks

In this humorous comedy skit full of double entendres, the guys sit around and compare their decks


Fun Facts

The largest speeding ticket ever written was €1,000,000 in Sweden for driving 180mph.


Competing with an Asian Woman
Competing with an Asian Woman

Competing with an Asian Woman

Amy Schumer humorously laments the fact that Caucasian men seem more attracted to Asian women. When listing the traits that men are looking for a woman she concludes she hasn't much of a chance.


Funny Joke from the Forum

My Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.

...and she thinks she's funny!


Newsworthy Humor
Crazy Lady Interview

Crazy Lady Interview

local news team interviews lady on the street and soon finds out she's crazy as it gets.


Fun Facts

The vehicle with the highest mileage covered a total of 2,850,000 miles (4,586,630 km).


Stand-up Comedy
I Love the  ish

I Love the ish

Stand-up comedy about living in Britain for 11 years and adapting to the British lifestyle. In Japan it either is or it is not; there is no concept of ...-ish..


Humor from the Forum

Top 5 blonde inventions:

1) Waterproof towel.

2) A book on how to read.

3) Inflatable dart board.

4) Helicopter ejection seat.


Funny Animals
Oh My Goodness - Turtles

Oh My Goodness - Turtles

Entertaining commentary by a youthful witness to a turtle mating


Fun Facts

The English word "girl" was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.


Missed Signals
Euphemisms Ignored

Euphemisms Ignored


A little office humor to brighten your day.


Humor from the Forum

Birthday

What’s the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Forget it once


Comedy Videos
Do I Command You

Do I Command You

Humorous comedy skit dealing with family and all its idiosyncrasies


Fun Facts

In 1988 the League of Women Voters stopped sponsoring presidential debates and issued this terse statement:

The League of Women Voters is withdrawing its sponsorship of the presidential debate scheduled for mid-October because the demands of the two campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. It has become clear to us that the candidates' organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and honest answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.


Humor and Britishness
The British View of Football

The British View of Football

What the British view of American football lacks in understanding of the nuances of the game is sometimes comical. At least they made their explanation bearable by using these models as players.


Humor from the Forum

My wife Thinks

My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.

I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?


Comedy
Healthy to Stare

Healthy to Stare

Modern medicine has discovered a painless method by which men can lower their blood pressure.


Strange Laws

In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.


Creative Videos
The Wild Atlantic Way

The Wild Atlantic Way

When land meets sea and nature and beauty collide, the result is a varied and majestic coastline, unique to the West of Ireland. Check out the sweeping sandy beaches, sheer cliffs, ancient forts and rocky outcrops in this bird’s eye view video.


Fun Facts

A study found that wild alligator blood has both antibiotic and antiviral properties. In fact, it is active against HIV-1, West Nile Virus, and Herpes simplex virus.


Musical Humor
The Most Beautiful Girl

The Most Beautiful Girl

You may have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.


Humor from the Forum

Eternity

Devil: This is the lake of lava where you will be spending eternity.

New arrival: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?


Stand-up Comedy
Terror Levels

Threat Levels

It's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.


Fun Facts

The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.


Interesting Science
Your Brain On Shrooms

Your Brain On Shrooms

How do "Magic Mushrooms" chemically alter your brain? What causes the user to experience a sensory overload of saturated colors and patterns?.


Humor from the Forum

Meatloaf Underwear

My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.

On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love" ...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."


Adventure Videos
Drifting down a Curvy Road

Drifting down a Curvy Road

Drifting down a curvy road on their Harley hot wheels these guys look like they're having a good time.


Fun Facts

Water is used in rice fields to prevent weeds. Rice doesn't actually need that much water, but since it can thrive in such conditions, whereas weeds cannot, it's a natural protection against them.


Stand-up Comedy Classics
New-Wave and Old-School

New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.


Humor from the Forum

Big Fat Cat

A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet.

"Alright," says the vet. "Lets have a look at him."

The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Then she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears.

Finally, she turns to the girl and says, “I'm very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down."

"Oh no! Because he's so fat?"

"Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are tired."


Animated
Nervous Alien

Nervous Alien

Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.


Fun Facts

Q: Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women’s clothes have buttons on the left?

A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid’s right! And that’s where women’s buttons have remained since.


Angry Ocean
Tossed about on the Waves

Tossed about on the Waves

At almost 300 foot this ship is designed to handle some of the largest waves the Atlantic can throw at it. But even while it survives waves. It looks like the toy being tossed about in a bathtub..


Humor from the Forum

Bananas

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

It’s true – when was the last time you ate a monkey?


The Way We Are Parody
Nerf Nukes

Nerf Nukes

Humorous parody of the real world nuclear arms race using Nerf weapons. Panic ensues when one of the kids on the block gets a nuclear Nerf weapon.


Quotable

"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell." – Buddha

All the Education in the world won't help someone who can't think for themselves." – A.M. Sawyer


Stand-up Comedy
Obligation to Be Sarcastic

Obligation to Be Sarcastic

As a comedian, Kerry enjoys coming to work because in her job she's allowed to be sarcastic. One could say it's even required.


Humor from the Forum
God's Sense of Humor

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

...and then he made the earth round.


Did You Know?
Dating Preference by Race

Dating Preference by Race

Results from the app ''Are You Interested'', which allows clients to click ''yes'' if they find a person attractive or take the option of skipping to the next profile page.


Fun Facts

About 500 meteorites hit the Earth each year. The largest recent known meteorite was found at Grootfontein in Namibia, southwest Africa, in 1920. It measured 9 feet (2.75m) long and 8 feet (2.43m) wide.


War Is the Answer
War Is the Answer

War Is the Answer

A humorous comedy routine with a twist. Comedian makes the case that despite our numerous denials, war is the answer and to make her point she wishes everyone a happy Fourth of July.


Fun Facts

Alligators don't hibernate, but they do go through a dormancy period during colder weather. Before going dormant, they dig out a "gator hole," which is a depression or tunnel in the mud.


What Have We Become
What Have We Become

What Have We Become

Sometimes when reality reflects fantasy it is not a good thing


Humor from the Forum

Short Funnies

My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler!


Comedy Sketch
You Need A Baby

You Need A Baby

Have you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.


Humor from the Forum

Russian Roulette

I tried to warn my friend about playing Russian roulette.

But it went in one ear and came out the other.


Will Make you Smile
Kids On Dating Problems

Kids On Dating Problems

Sounding oh so adult, some young ladies contemplate the reasons why the guy is playing hard to get.


Fun Facts

Alligators are built for speed, not endurance. They can run up to 35 miles an hour — faster than most humans — but they are sprinters and can't keep up that pace for long.


Classic Humor
Helpful Barman

Helpful Barman

Stephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer. Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.


Humor from the Forum

In an Irish Bar

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."


Creative
The Smoke Seller

The Smoke Seller

A mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a little village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But smoke and mirrors can make one believe for a little while..


Fun Facts

With population estimates as high as 300,000 in southern Florida, the Burmese python has gone from exotic pet to established apex predator in just three decades.


Stand-up Comedy
You Are about to Experience

You Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley's stand-up comedy routine from the late late show you're about to experience a great four minutes of comedy


Humor from the Forum

Peek-a-boo

Did you hear about the guy that was injured in the freak peek-a-boo incident?

He had to be put in the ICU.


Angry Ocean
A Rolling Ocean

A Rolling Ocean

In the north Atlantic storms can be fierce. Even a pretty good-sized ship can get tossed about on a rolling ocean. Imagine the odds of surviving a storm like this in a Viking ship.


Fun Facts

Alligators are considered carnivores but have been known to eat fruit.


Stand-up Comedy
Calling BS

Calling BS

A stand-up comedy monologue about calling BS when you hear something outrageous.


Humor from the Forum

Warranty

I went to Home Depot to buy a manure spreader.

I asked what kind of warranty came with it.

The salesman said it was the one product they wouldn't stand behind.


Creative Videos
Wheel of Death: Cirque du Soleil

Wheel of Death: Cirque du Soleil

Spellbinding circus acrobatics from Cirque du Soleil featuring the wheel of death.


Fun Facts

The wars between Romans and Persians lasted about 721 years, the longest conflict in human history.


Humorous Situations
Moving Day

Moving Day

It's moving day and what better way to start out the day than wee nip to improve the spirits. Then again it looks like these fellows, struggling to get this couch up the road, may have had more than one wee nip.


Funny Joke from the Forum

An Engineer's love life

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, ''I like both.''

''Both?''

Engineer: ''Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.''


Funny Animal Videos
Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons come pouring out of the woods to grab a quick snack


Fun Facts

The biggest alligator in the world (so far) was 15 feet 9 inches long and weighed in at 1,011.5 pounds. This gator was caught in Mill Creek, a tributary of a river in Alabama.


Science and Space
Astounding Fact

Astounding Fact

Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked, ''What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?'' This is the video version of his answer.


Fun Facts

In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes.


Stand-up Comedy
Putting It on the Line

Putting It on the Line

A humorous comedy routine expresses her opinion of why there are more male comedians than female comedians, and also what it's like trying to get back into the dating scene as an older woman.


Humor from the Forum

A Few Phunnies

I'm really enjoying my lasso classes, even though I got roped into it.

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents!

Why don't people live in toadstools? Cause there isn't mushroom.

What's a metaphor? For cows to graze on.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?...Nothing they just waved

If you want to know how many bees Noah had… check the Ark Hives


Conan Experiences Germany
Conan Visits A German Beach

Conan Visits A German Beach

Everything is blurred in this humorous perspective on the cultural differences between the way Americans and Germans approach nudity.


Fun Facts
Anatidaephobia is the pervasive, irrational fear that, somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.

Sketch Comedy
Worst Trainride Ever

Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.


Humor from the Forum

Geometry

I learned geometry.

It caused my life to take a 360 degree turn.


Science and Space
Future Explorers

Future Explorers

One day we will travel among the stars


Fun Facts

The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!


Comedy
Honest University Commercial

Honest University Commercial

Parody of all those University commercials that try and get you to come to their school.


Humor from the Forum

Old Goats

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!


Comedy
Alien Imposters

Alien Impostors

Aliens have invaded the Earth and disguised themselves to look like humans in this comedy skit. The question is how do you tell the aliens from real people. Our heroes have found a unique solution.


Fun Facts

American alligators appeared about 84 million years ago, while their ancestors evolved more than 200 million years ago.

Alligators are more closely related to dinosaurs than to other modern reptiles.


Angry Ocean
An Angry Ocean

An Angry Ocean

Huge waves from Storm Henry strike the west coast of Ireland. Hard to get a perspective from the video but the cliffs are 65 foot tall and those are 30 foot waves.


Humor from the Forum

Quick Thinking

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No Mam'. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'


Improv
Island Adventure

Island Adventure

One of the funniest improvisational comedy episodes ever from ''Whose Line Is It''.


Fun Facts

Currently less than 7% of the people surveyed think Congress is doing a good job. This is by far the lowest approval rate since they started taking surveys.


Humorous Pranks
Little Old Lady Kidnapper

Little Old Lady Kidnapper

This little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.


Humor from the Forum

Odds

I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9.

The odds were against me


Comedy
Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships

Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships

If you're sharing a computer with someone they could learn a lot about you using Google auto-complete.


Fun Facts

The Asian straight-tusked elephant is likely the biggest prehistoric land mammal that ever existed, reaching a height of over 5 meters (17 feet) by the shoulders and weighing 22 tonnes?


Humorous Skits
Mythical Horse

Mythical Horse

A news crew discovers that in some parts of the city you can make up stuff and people will play along.


Humor from the Forum

English Language

Husband: What's your most hated part of the english language?

Wife: The singular second person personal pronoun.

Husband: What?

Wife: YOU


Adventure
Panama Canal Transit

Panama Canal Transit

Time lapse video of a cruise ship transiting the Panama Canal


Fun Facts

Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.


Creative Videos
Blind Date

Blind Date

A short animated story of blind dates, Internet chat, and missed dates.


Humor from the Forum

English Language

My three year old girl asked me "Where does poo come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"


Comedy
Tom Dick and Harry

Tom Dick and Harry

A funeral service is held for Thomas, Richard and Harold, or as they are better known; Tom Dick and Harry. Comedian Rowan Atkinson plays the part of the priest reviewing the lives and shortcomings of Tom Dick and Harry.


Fun Facts

The blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) reaching a maximum confirmed length of 29.9 metres (98 ft) and weighing up to 199 tonnes is the largest animal known to have ever existed.


Pranks
Officer Huge

Officer Huge

Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.


Humor from the Forum

Odd Mask

Stopped by Starbucks and the barista was wearing an odd face mask.

Out of curiosity I asked "Did you make your mask?"

She said "No, it's a coughy filter."


Stand-up Comedy
Too Much Time on My Hands

Too Much Time on My Hands

With way too much time on his hands has gone through everything Netflix has to offer


Fun Facts

Goldfish are so prevalent in the warm, shallow waters of western Lake Erie that it's now a commercial catch with over 146,800 pounds of goldfish netted in 2021.


Men vs Women Comedy
Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

Comedian's wife insists that they go to couples therapy and so for $250 an hour tells him they're going to play a game called total honesty.


Humor from the Forum

Second

I saw my friend on the street. He had a despondent look on his face, so I asked him what was wrong.

He said "Today is the 2nd of the 2nd month of 2022 and I just turned 22 so I bet $222 on the 2nd horse in the 2nd race of the day.. It was at 2.22!"

"That sounds great" I said, "What went wrong"?

"He came second".


Inspirational Videos
JJ At the Apollo

JJ At the Apollo

A 12-year-old comedian wows the audience at the Apollo.


Fun Facts

The framers felt that the House of Representatives, as the only body at that time directly elected by the people, should have the initial control of the money flow in government.

Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.


Entertaining Animals
Found a Rolling Stone

Found a Rolling Stone

Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.


Humor from the Forum

An elderly couple was sitting together in church..

An elderly couple was sitting together in church...

The wife leans over to the husband and says "I just let out a really long and silent fart. What should I do?"

The husband replies "Change the battery in your hearing aid."


Funny Pranks
Screaming Head Prank

Screaming Head Prank

Girl drops a dummy head on the sidewalk and it's switched for a real head


Fun Facts

According to ancient Greek literature, when Odysseus arrived home after an absence of 20 years, disguised as a beggar, the only one to recognize him was his aged dog Argos, who wagged his tail at his master, and then died.


Stand-up Comedy
How Women Argue

How Women Argue

As every man knows, it is impossible to win an argument with a woman - even when you are right.


Humor from the Forum

Chemists do it too...

Chemists do it organically and inorganically.

Electro-chemists do it with greater potential.

Polymer chemists do it in chains.

Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.

Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.


Having a Bad Day
Go Anywhere Vehicle

Go Anywhere Vehicle

Military vehicles will go just about anywhere, but unless they are designed to be amphibious they shouldn't be driven in deep water.


Fun Facts

A bowhead whale killed in Alaska in 2012 had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.


Stand-up Comedy
Still Alive

Still Alive

Louis CK is another comedian that's feeling old. At 18 you can vote, at 21 you can drink, at 47 you can just keep doing whatever - no one cares.


Funny Joke from the Forum

A religious traitor


Son: Dad, what's a religious traitor?

Father: A person who leaves our church and joins another

Son: And what is a person who leaves another church and joins ours?

Father: A convert, son, a blessed convert.


Animals and Laughs
Throw the Tennis Ball

Throw the Tennis Ball

Is he rooting for the tennis player, or does he just wants someone to throw the tennis ball.


Fun Facts

In Turkey, in the 16th and 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death

In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear

In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.

In Israel, picking your nose is illegal.


Funny Sketches
Cat Friend - Dog Friend

Cat Friend - Dog Friend

If Your Friends Acted like Your Pets you would definitely think they are weird.


Fun Facts

A Psychological Phenomenon called "The Backfire Effect" Causes a Person to Become More Convinced They Are Right When You Use Facts and Figures to Convince Them They Are Wrong


Stand-up Comedy Newcomers
David Gborie Stand-Up

David Gborie Stand-Up

David doesn't understand love and when someone said that she didn't deserve love, this comedian built a humorous monologue around those comments.


Fun Facts

40% of American children believe hot dogs and bacon are plants.

A team of psychologists asked youngsters to categorise a variety of items, including cheese, french fries, bacon, popcorn, shrimp, almonds, and egg, in a study published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology. The results revealed a variety of shocks, including the fact that 47 per cent of the 176 participants thought french fries were made from animals.


Creative Video
The Chase

The Chase

If life just a game then this is an important story about the art of aging....enjoy :)


Humor from the Forum

iPhone

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."


Colorful Ocean
Blue Whale Feeding Behavior

Blue Whale Feeding Behavior

Scientists captured some rare blue whale feeding behavior from a research drone showing how they make choices about what's worth eating.


Fun Facts

In 2015, a dad in China hired gamers to kill his son in video games so the son would start looking for a job and get a life.


Stand-up Comedy Newcomers
Adam Yenser - The Economy

Adam Yenser - The Economy

The unemployment rate hit an eight year low - does it feel like it? Or does it feel like everyone is driving for Uber. .


Humor from the Forum

Electrician

I asked an electrician to fix an electrical problem at my house

He refused.


Funny Pranks
Topographically Superior

Topographically Superior

This map has one big advantage it is topographically superior.


Fun Facts

In 1784 Henery Shrapnel invented a hollow cannon ball that would be filled with shot and gun powder,and exploded over the enemies


Redhead Humor
Bill Burr on Redheads

Bill Burr on Redheads

Supposedly redheads will be bred out in the next few hundred years.


Humor from the Forum

Australia

Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans?

Because Australia won the coin toss


Stand-up Comedy
Screwing With A property Scammer

Screwing With A property Scammer

This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority.


Fun Facts

If the veins, arteries, and capillaries from the circulatory system of an average person were laid end-to-end, they would measure more than 60,000 miles long.


Funny Videos
How to deal with a Cat in Heat

How to deal with a Cat in Heat

Here's a simple trick to calm down your annoying cat in heat for an hour or two. Or get her fixed it's expensive and they are happier and less annoying.? A humorous video that includes more information than most people want to know about their cat.


Humor from the Forum

The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.


Do a Little Dance - Humor
Granny Has the Moves

Granny Has the Moves

The music plays, a young girl in a bikini dances, then Granny comes along and shows her up.


Fun Facts

The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.


Humorous Pranks
Leakey Statue

Leakey Statue

A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak


Humor from the Forum

Adopted a Dog.

I’ve just adopted a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door


Humanity
The Humans

The Humans

The Sagan Series is an educational project working in hopes of promoting scientific literacy in the general population. Excerpts from the pale blue dot combined with current video in this the ninth of the Sagan series.


Fun Facts

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.


Gender Humor
Understanding Women

Understanding Women

Could it finally be possible? No - but this is still funny


Humor from the Forum

A Baby

A little boy goes up to his pregnant mom, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that?

Startled, she says that’s a baby your daddy gave me.

The little boy goes to find his dad and asks if he gave his mother a baby.

He replies yes, why do you ask?”

I came to tell you she just ate it!


Comedy Sketch
Leave Me Alurn - SNL

Leave Me Alurn - SNL

Introducing the Leave Me Alurn, a little urn for women to take with them when they’re traveling alone to deter unwanted small talk.


Fun Facts

Algae are sometimes considered plants and sometimes considered "protists" (a grab-bag category of generally distantly related organisms that are grouped on the basis of not being animals, plants, fungi, bacteria, or archaeans).


Pets and People
Best Friends

Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break from walking the dog to play in a puddle.


Humor from the Forum

Has Covid-19

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.


Animal Smarts
Bear on a Wire

Bear on a Wire

Bears are a lot more agile and acrobatic than most people would think, given their size.


Fun Facts

Most new cars fake engine noise through speakers. They are quite silent otherwise.


Stand-up Comedy
Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Catching Women in Fishing Terms

Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.


Humor from the Forum

What’s the Difference

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don’t know, don’t care!


Stand-up Comedy
Dating in Norway

Dating in Norway

In most countries when you meet someone you say hi, go out on a few dates, and eventually get horizontal together.


Fun Facts

Goldfish, those innocent pets of childhood once relegated to the fish bowl, are now taking over fresh waterways around the world.

A member of the carp family, Goldfish can grow to between 16 to 19 inches and weigh more than two pounds in the wild.


Humor
Funny Dickens Cider Commercial

Funny Dickens Cider Commercial

I am quite sure that most young men would like a Dickens cider.


Humor from the Forum

An elderly couple was sitting together in church..

An elderly couple was sitting together in church...
The wife leans over to the husband and says "I just let out a really long and silent fart. What should I do?"
The husband replies "Change the battery in your hearing aid."


Interesting Science
Males vs. Females

Males vs. Females

In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.


Fun Facts

The first archaeological evidence of soup show it was made of hippopotamus.


Entertaining
Super Soft Faceplant

Super Soft Faceplant

This young lady has a special talent.


Humor from the Forum

Meatloaf Underwear

My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.

On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love" ...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."


Humorous Comedy Sketch
Hot Sister

Hot Sister

Guys are naturally a little awkward when hot women. It is doubly awkward when that hot woman is your sister .


Fun Facts

In the 14th Century alone, the Black Death is estimated to have killed 200 million people. That's roughly the population of Brazil.


Laughable News Stories
Hand Washing Fail

Hand Washing Fail

The only thing worse than screwing up really badly, is screwing up really badly in front of a camera.


Humor from the Forum

Hijacked a Truck

An armed gang hijacked a truckload of Viagra pills.

Police are on the hunt for hardened criminals.


Sketch Comedy
Criminal Mastermind - SNL

Criminal Mastermind - SNL

In this humorous sketch from SNL Jack (Benedict Cumberbatch) toys with his targets (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat) using riddles. Johnny's mother had three children...


Fun Facts

Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.


Stand-up Comedy
What We Have in Common

What We Have in Common

We always hear about what makes us different. Here are a few things that we have in common


Humor from the Forum

Furniture Disease

Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.

So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."


Stand-up Comedy
Asian American Problems

Asian American Problems

Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.


Fun Facts

Wild pigs are one of the most prevalent invasive species in North America. As of 2020, the population in the United States was estimated to be 6 million, with feral pigs found in 35 states.


Humor
Token White Employee

Token White Employee

A humorous look forward to a time when Caucasians are in the minority, and cultural diversity means accommodating the ethnic differences of white people.


Funny Joke from the Forum

My Wife Threw a Bottle

My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.


Funny
Seven Minutes of Oops

Seven Minutes of Oops

A blooper reel of things going wrong for everyday folks with lots of laughs and none of the face plants and skate board accidents that normally fill this type of video.


Humor from the Forum

The New CEO.


A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."

The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"

From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."


Stand-up Comedy
We Live in Sensitive Times

We Live in Sensitive Times

We live in sensitive times, and those in power use that to shield themselves by redirecting any criticism to the ethnic group they represent.


Fun Facts

Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.


Humor
I Am Not Homophobic

I Am Not Homophobic

Recently comedian Bill Burr's girlfriend accused him of being homophobic because of a reaction to an event that caught him off guard.


Humor from the Forum

Park Bench Games

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.

"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.

The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you, I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man"

The girl replies "awwwww you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.

The old man turns to his friend and says "3 to zip Old Fart, It's your turn".


Funny Videos
Parking Police

Parking Police

What do you do when a couple of cops in speedos give you a parking ticket for being on the beach too long.


Fun Facts

There are more insects in three square miles of rural land than there are human beings in the world.

There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.


Stand-up Comedy
Comedian Buys his Racist Uncle Weed

Comedian Buys his Racist Uncle Weed

A humorous story about an older relative, that begins by explaining that his wife is black, and that her uncle who teaches black history is obsessed with racism, and still says the most racist stuff.


Humor from the Forum

In Amsterdam

I went to Amsterdam fully expecting to blow all my money on women working in the oldest profession.

Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.


Had a Bad Day
Big Splash

Big Splash

Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes


Fun Facts

Infant blue whales grow by about 90kg (198 pounds) a day.


Stand-up Comedy
Artisan Coffee Shops and Snap-Frames

Artisan Coffee Shops and Snap-Frames

We have way too many artisan coffee shops, according to this comedian. And supporting local artists doesn't mean anything if the art is crappy.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Love My Job

“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer.

“All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep.

“What did you say?” challenged the farmer.

The sheep glared back and growled... “You herd me.”

Knowledge Made Entertaining
Why do animals have such different lifespans?

Why do animals have such different lifespans?

Anyone who has outlived a favorite pet has probably wondered why life spans are so different. The average life of a dog is 10-13 years, but for the worm C. elegans, life is just a few short weeks.


Fun Facts

The sun contains more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System.


Stand-up
Special Victims Unit Mulvaney

Special Victims Unit Mulvaney

You can get away with saying anything you want on TV as long as you know how to phrase it in technical terms.


Quotes

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)

“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)


Funny Animals
Monkeys and Alcohol

Monkeys and Alcohol

"It turns out that humans are not the only primates with a taste for alcohol and in monkey society without our morals, the results are hilarious.


Fun Facts

Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.


Stand-up Comedy
Ready for White Friends

Ready for White Friends

Ralph in this humorous comedy monologue says he is ready to have white friends, and he is not talking about the white people that act black.


Humor from the Forum

We're All Ears

One thing you can say about the NSA (National Security Agency)

...it's one of the few parts of government that actually listens to the voters


Having a Bad Day
Heavy Equipment Demolition Derby

Heavy Equipment Demolition Derby

In a disagreement over a construction contract, tensions escalated into a heavy machinery demolition derby, that left at least two Wheel Loaders flipped over in a street.


Fun Facts

The average women in Bolivia, Indonesia, and Guatemala is short enough to be considered a Dwarf (4'10 or under).


Humorous Pranks ...and nobody got hurt
Karl Johan: Limbo time!

Karl Johan: Limbo time!

A funny prank in which no one gets hurt but a little embarrassed. A hilariously funny video.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Anticipated Traffic

The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven...

But a highway to hell says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers


Humorous
The Expert

The Expert

Everyone engineering who has been brought into a business meeting, has experienced this situation.


Fun Facts

Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.


Relaxing
Most Satisfying Video In The World

Most Satisfying Video In The World

Have you ever seen something that for some unknown reason provides you with a sense of peace and happiness? Gears working in perfect synchronization, a cake frosted with absolute precision, marbles rolling so smoothly it hurts. Something that is just...satisfying? Well here's five solid minutes of that feeling.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'


Stand-up Comedy
Shappi the Box Ticker

Shappi the Box Ticker

A female comedian of Persian descent, her acerbic wit humorously delivered, gives people a reason to laugh at cultural differences and puts them at ease.


Fun Facts

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.


Humor
Mighty Mating Call

Mighty Mating Call

David Attenborough does a live voice over.


Humor from the Forum

In Amsterdam


I went to Amsterdam fully expecting to blow all my money on women working in the oldest profession.

Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.


Colorful Creatures
Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures

Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures

An intimate and hypnotizing look at aquatic life through beautiful time-lapses at a magnified perspective. This up-close look brings you into the world of corals, sea stars, and other marine creatures that seem almost otherworldly. .


Fun Facts
Charles Goodyear invented the process of vulcanization of rubber(the rubber used in tires) when he was in jail and was experimenting with a piece of rubber and a pin. He accidentally dropped the piece of the rubber on the hot stove and the rubber became black and tough.

Stand-up Comedy
Lycett at the Apollo

Lycett at the Apollo

Some comedians had the ability to tell you about everyday events and have you rolling with laughter. This is one of those comedians. Listen as he takes to the stage at the Apollo and tells us about his trip to the mall.


Funny Joke from the Forum

Love My Job

What Do You Call A Schizophrenic Nun?

Psycho-sis


Normally I avoid Nun jokes. They're habit forming.




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