Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Taco Truck at 1 AMIf anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.
When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
Silver Surfers ClassAt the Silver Surfers Training class Tracy Ullman teaches senior citizens the fine points of how to troll on the Internet.
Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 64 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we have 38 dinners available."
Male Versus Female BrainDara, a British comedian who's famous for being a little bit on the nerdy side, explains the difference between male brains and female brains.
improv: What You Can't Say at a FuneralHumorous Ad lib. comedy a skit called things you cannot say a funeral and things you cannot say about weight loss. Both these touchy subjects are treated with humorous irreverence by the humorists on Whose Line Is It. .
Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up
War Is the AnswerA humorous comedy routine with a twist. Comedian makes the case that despite our numerous denials, war is the answer and to make her point she wishes everyone a happy Fourth of July.
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Arguing on the NetThe longer you argue with someone on the Internet the more likely this is to happen
A Little Help PleaseWhen beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.
The name ‘Viking means ‘a pirate raid’ in the Old Norse language.
Half DeadLouis CK has come to the realization that at 40 years old, statistically speaking his life is half over. A short humorous standup comedy routine about midlife crisis.
Huge Waves Rock an Oil PlatformOut in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside."
POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him. He then tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.
The Present“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.
Absolut Vodka used to belong to Sweden's government, until they sold it in 2008 for US$8.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.
No Greater Danger to WomenStatistically speaking, there is no greater danger to the health and well being of women than men.
Ghettoest Mall EverComedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.
The English word "girl" was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.
One day my wife was out shopping and I was watching our children ages five and two. My son was playing with the dog. My daughter, the two year old, was playing with her Barbie.
She and Barbie were having a little coffee get-together. I thought it was very nice of her to offer me a cup of coffee, and happily accepted even though it was just water.
After several cups and lots of praise for such delicious coffee, my wife came rolling in with the groceries. She watched as my daughter brought in other cup of coffee, started laughing, and asked me how many cups I'd drank.
When I admitted that I was waterlogged from all the coffee, my wife broke into hysterical laughter. Through the tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks she asked me a question that completely ruined that precious moment forever.
'Did it ever occur to you', she said, 'that the only place a baby can reach water is the toilet?'
Rod Serling on CensorshipIn some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.
About DatingAsk people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.
None of ThatFrom the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Entering AustraliaGoing through customs when entering Australia is a lot different than most of the countries in this humorous comedy skit.
A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.
He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”
Ross SistersLong ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.
In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
Scenes from a Hat AishaA humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.
Marry a MermaidA marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).
Son: ''Dad, What’s an echo?''
Father: ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''
Auto Check-OutBill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"
Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?
"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".
Heaven and HellOur world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.
New-Wave and Old-SchoolCarlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.
Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.
Threat LevelsIt's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.
Zoo Photographer - SNL Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.
''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca
''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte
Still AliveLouis CK is another comedian that's feeling old. At 18 you can vote, at 21 you can drink, at 47 you can just keep doing whatever - no one cares.
Throw the Tennis BallIs he rooting for the tennis player, or does he just wants someone to throw the tennis ball.
In 1784 Henery Shrapnel invented a hollow cannon ball that would be filled with shot and gun powder,and exploded over the enemies
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.
...and she thinks she's funny!
I Love the ishStand-up comedy about living in Britain for 11 years and adapting to the British lifestyle. In Japan it either is or it is not; there is no concept of ...-ish..
The science of kissing is called philematology
One theory suggests kissing may have evolved from prospective mates sniffing each others pheromones for biological compatibility.
Drug Company Hearing - SNLEver stop and think that some of names drug companies give medications sound an awful lot like African-American names?
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
A man with sharp tongue cuts own throat.
It’s OK for sh*t to happen, it will decompose.
The greatest of whales helpless in the middle of the desert.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
Man who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
Confucius say “Those who quote me are fools.”
Scenes from a Hat Hillbilly VersionsIn this segment improvisations include scenes from a movie hillbilly style, sportscasters working at home, and divorce Dr. Zeus style.
Nudibranchs of Papua New GuineaNudibranchs are ocean dwelling slugs that come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes. This video will create some appreciation for their beauty.
Elephants have 3 times the number of neurons that humans have, and no-one knows why they aren't smarter than us.
Fluffy Doing PuffyWhile on a 50 state tour sponsored by Comedy Centra Gabriel Iglesias's comedy tour bus was stopped by immigration crossing the border into Arizona and being stopped by immigration. .
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."
The biological sign for the female sex, a circle placed on top of a small cross, is also the symbol for the planet Venus. The symbol is believed to be a stylized representation of the Roman goddess Venus’ hand mirror
Nervous AlienExploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, ''I like both.''
''Both?''
Engineer: ''Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.''
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
The Smoke SellerA mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a little village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But smoke and mirrors can make one believe for a little while..
Wheel of Death: Cirque du SoleilSpellbinding circus acrobatics from Cirque du Soleil featuring the wheel of death.
Scientific StudiesJohn Oliver humorously explains why media outlets so often report untrue or incomplete information as science. An unfortunate truism of science is that all of the rewards are for discovery - there are no prizes for fact checking.
The teacher said to his class, "Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the title ' If I was a Millionaire ''.
Everyone began to write furiously ... except Philip, who leaned back with arms folded.
"What's the matter" the teacher asked, "Why don't you begin ? "
"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.
What Women WantA hapless modern romantic gets a little help from Cyrano de Bergerac to win the woman.
Cats Looking for a Soft SpotIt seems that kneading a soft object is a relaxing activity for cats as they often purr contentedly and zone out. With that in mind, here are some videos of cats giving breast exams.
Water is used in rice fields to prevent weeds. Rice doesn't actually need that much water, but since it can thrive in such conditions, whereas weeds cannot, it's a natural protection against them.
I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day
That way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning. (gym)
Symbiotic Thought GermsIf it seems to you that every conversation on the Internet is extremely polarized; you are probably correct. But is designed that way or is it just natural evolution of thought.
The wars between Romans and Persians lasted about 721 years, the longest conflict in human history.
Tossed about on the WavesAt almost 300 foot this ship is designed to handle some of the largest waves the Atlantic can throw at it. But even while it survives waves. It looks like the toy being tossed about in a bathtub..
Weed and TextingSmoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes it humorous.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
Don't Want to Know the GenderA feminist has to babysit her grandchild. It's a humorous situation as she goes out of her way not to learn his or her gender as she feels like people are judged by their gender.
Janis Joplin left $2,500 in her will for her friends to “have a ball after I’m gone.”
SymmetrySymmetry is one of the most fundamental principles of nature, and also forms the basis of music.
Kings English and SacrificeOne thing about Eddie Izzard's humorous comedy routines is that he makes history entertaining and people come away having learned something.
Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.
(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
Going to a FloodIn Australia during the middle of the flood, the fire department got called out to a fire and I'm not going to let a little water stop them.
Fun Day at the Boat LaunchSome good old boys in four-wheel-drive trucks with high expectations and a willingness to help, find that pulling a vehicle out of the ocean isn't easy.
The symbols + (addition) and – (subtraction) came into general use in the 1400's.
Kids On Dating ProblemsSounding oh so adult, some young ladies contemplate the reasons why the guy is playing hard to get.
The first on-line transaction ever was Stanford students buying marijuana from MIT students.
Parking PoliceWhat do you do when a couple of cops in speedos give you a parking ticket for being on the beach too long.
PanderingThis humorist says if you are writing music honestly he would never bash that. A humorous parody of the modern version of a country song.
Big SplashMight want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes
My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
Males vs. FemalesIn the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.
TV DoctorsNot a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.
The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld.
Worst Trainride EverHis daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.
Honest University CommercialParody of all those University commercials that try and get you to come to their school.
A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
Alien ImpostorsAliens have invaded the Earth and disguised themselves to look like humans in this comedy skit. The question is how do you tell the aliens from real people. Our heroes have found a unique solution.
The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!