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Wonder and Creativity

Life is Beautiful

A montage of beautiful location scenery and spectacular
human feats of skill, daring and accomplishment.
Life is Beautiful

Strand Beasts

These sculptures capture the wind,
enabling them to walk on the beach.
Strand Beasts

Humor from the Forum

Moving to the Country


A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and asks to buy a chicken.

The farmer tells the man that they don't call them chickens there. "We say pullets."

Then the man selects a donkey. The farmer says, "We don't call them donkeys. Here we say, asses. And, by the way, if he ever stops on you, why just hit him a few times."

Then the man asks for one more animal. He asked for a rooster.

The farmer says, "We also have a slang name for them. We call them cocks."

The man was walking home, down the road with his three new animals, when all of a sudden the donkey stops in the middle of the road.

A woman is also walking down the street and he asks her if she will do a favor for him.

She says, "Sure, what do you need?"

The man replies, "Can you hold my cock and pullet... while I slap my ass?"

Something to Look Forward to

Future Explorers

One day we will travel among the stars
Future Explorers

Consciousness on Laser

Dr. Michio Kaku explains how in the future we might transfer our consciousness to laser beams to explore the universe at the speed of light.
Consciousness on Laser

Fun Facts
French fries were invented in Belgium.

Comedy News
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Declining Standards of Sexiness

People magazine names Chris Hemsworth the "Sexiest Man Alive," the world's chocolate supply dwindles, and Turkey's president argues that Muslims discovered America.
Declining Standards of Sexiness
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Black Friday Sale

While some festive retailers plan to begin Black Friday earlier than ever, many stores would rather let their employees celebrate Thanksgiving.
Black Friday Sale

Humor from the Forum

The Texan and The Irishman


A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and said, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

She didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.

He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

Animal Videos

Helpful Dog

Bringing in the firewood is a chore, but
this dog seems more than happy to help
Helpful Dog

Battletoad vs Ants

For an amphibian it is hard to tell the difference
between a videogame and a meal.
Battletoad vs Ants

Fun Fact
If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble

Comedy

Stylings Duel

A humorous comedy skit featuring two feuding jazz musicians using a scat performance as cover for an argument about the woman they love.
Stylings Duel

Loser

An ode to those who made the effort. Even though they may have lost, they accomplished much more than those who never tried.
Loser

Humor from the Forum

Work or Pleasure


An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well sir”, he said, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

Memorable

Whales Feeding in Fjord

A couple of fishermen get the surprise of their life as a group of whales, feeding on school of fish, surfaces next to their boat
Whales Feeding in Fjord

Opening the Floodgates

In the wake of a Typhoon videographer James Reynolds captured this footage of floodwaters blasting through the gates at the Shimen dam in northern Taiwan.
Opening the Floodgates

Fun Fact
The Earth has 1 moon. But did you know there are 2 additional asteroids locked into a co-orbital orbits with Earth? They’re called 3753 Cruithne and 2002 AA29.

3753 Cruithne is 5 km across, and sometimes called Earth’s second moon. It doesn’t actually orbit the Earth, but rather has a synchronized orbit with our home planet. It's orbit that makes it look like it’s following the Earth in orbit, but it’s actually following its own, distinct path around the Sun.

2002 AA29 is 60 meters across, and makes a horseshoe orbit around the Earth that brings it near the planet every 94 years. Scientists have suggested that it would make a good target for a space exploration mission.

Entertaining Videos

Ram destroys a Punching Bag

For entertainment a punching bag has been set up to keep a ram occupied and give it some exercise.
Ram destroys a Punching Bag

Black Swans Feed Koi Fish

Looks like the Swans are feeding the fish. However, Swans will wet dry food before they eat it. These Koi are eating the remnants and maybe snatching a few pieces.
Black Swans Feed Koi Fish

Funny Joke from the Forum

A Woman's Point of View

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.
She replies, 'I'll miss you...

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Humorous Stuff

Coca Plant Shortage PSA

Global climate change is threatening the coca plant, a crucial ingredient in soda, tea, and....other things.
Coca Plant Shortage PSA

Grandmas Smoking

An entertaining video of three grandmothers smoking for the first time, munching on snacks, and playing games.
Grandmas Smoking

Fun Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.

Ships in Distress

Ship in Stress

Stress and effect on a vessel in severe weather conditions. Recorded during passage from Suez Canal to Singapore
Ship in Stress

Ship Running Aground

A 200 meter long container ship ran aground as it was traveling the East Lamma shipping channel in Hong Kong.
Ship Running Aground

Humor from the Forum

Definitions


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Comedy News
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Plan's Labyrinth

The Affordable Care Act comes under fire once again when a former policy analyst makes negative remarks about the particulars of the health care exchanges.
Plan's Labyrinth
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Petty Woman

Nancy Pelosi goes against her legacy as an advocate for women's voting rights and denies Rep. Tammy Duckworth the right to vote by proxy in the Democratic leadership election.
Petty Woman

Sites Worth Visiting

Digital Painting

Combining unique Photoshop techniques
and digital painting.
Iron Woman

Physics Simulation

Enjoyable demonstration of Attraction, Repulsion ,and Friction.
Physics Simulation

Our World Videos

The Real Problem With Business Taxes

One group, namely multinational corporations, avoids paying.
The Real Problem With Business Taxes

Going to Waste

The numbers are staggering.
Going to Waste

Humor from the Forum

Want drama?


Find a group photo of three girls, and say "You two look incredibly gorgeous.

Amazing Nature

Mouth Full of Acorns

A couple of chipmunks loading up on acorns before winter hits. Amazing to see how many acorns they can stuff in their cheeks.
Mouth Full of Acorns

Epic Mullet Migration in Florida

Incredible footage of predators feeding on massive schools of mullet. The Tarpon explode out of the water in pursuit of mullet. Bull sharks chase the Tarpon and Jacks for a total feeding frenzy.
Epic Mullet Migration in Florida

Fun Facts
The word "unfriend", made popular by Facebook, appeared in print all the way back in 1659.

Standup Comedy Videos

Astrology and Science

A humorous monologue on the lack of science
behind astrology and astrological signs.
Astrology and Science

Fluffy at the Casino

A humorous comparison between native
owned casinos and Las Vegas casinos
Fluffy at the Casino

Humor from the Forum

Senior Golf


Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

“He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!” says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”

“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.

“Can’t remember.”

Comedy

Obama Teaches Malia to Drive

Malia makes a few mistakes as Obama is teaching her to drive.
Obama Teaches Malia to Drive

Freemium Games

South Park Accurately Sums up Freemium Games - Freemium isn't Free - It is a good way for game manufacturers to nickel and dime us.
Freemium Games

Fun Facts
The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whisky. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.

Pranks and Parody

Spider Trick

A cool prank using a smartphone. A black woman gets really freaked out and loses her cool, and her hair, over this spider trick.
Spider Trick

Echo Parody

A humorously edited parody of an advertisement for the new product, 'Echo'.
Echo Parody

Humor from the Forum

If you lose one sense


If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.


Comedy

1st World Problems PSA

Times are hard in America. Spokesperson Trevor Noah explains how you can help by adopting a recession-hit American family for just $480 per day, plus tax.
1st World Problems PSA

Groundbreaking Fashion

Dom and Adrian have prepared a pitch for their fashion label "____" full of all their latest fashion ideas. Humorously destined to fail
Groundbreaking Fashion

Fun Facts
South American Titi monkeys are rare among primates because they are monogamous. They mate for life and become distressed when separated. They show affection by remaining close, grooming each other, intertwining their tails, holding hands, nuzzling, cuddling, and lip smacking.

Funny Videos

Translating Dance Songs

Translations for songs that have spawned dance
crazes in America, but primarily not in English.
Translating Dance Songs

The Plumber

A humorous parody of the classic film called the plumber
but this one is safe for work.
The Plumber

Funny Joke from the Forum

What is the difference


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?

You can unscrew a light-bulb

Musical Comedy Videos

If I didn't have You

This is as close as Tim Minchin ever gets
to singing a love song.
If I didn't have You

Wife's Dark Humor

His wife is no wilting flower,
and has a delicious dark sense of humor.
Wifes Dark Humor

Fun Facts
The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.

Newsworthy Humor

Dana is Off Tonight

With the deadpan delivery of a news reader
the anchor explains why Dana will never be back.
Dana is Off Tonight

Crazy Lady Interview

local news team interviews lady on the street
and soon finds out she's crazy as it gets.
Crazy Lady Interview

Humor from the Forum

Write an essay.


The teacher said to his class :

Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the title : " If I was a Millionaire ". Everyone began to write furiously ... except "Philip", who leaned back with arms folded.

"What's the matter" the teacher asked, "Why don't you begin ? "

"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.

Interesting Science Videos

Largest Known Galaxy

This is what we know about the largest galaxy
discovered to date. A galaxy that spans 6,000,000 ly
Largest Known Galaxy

Stars and Size

A scale that is hard to imagine.
Stars and Size

Fun Facts
It costs the US Mint approximately 1.5 cents to make every 1 cent coin (and approximately 6 cents to make the nickel, worth 5 cents). This means that they lose money on every penny and nickel they produce - in 2012 the US Mint lost $23million on Pennies and Nickels .

Entertaining Videos
Language Warning

Screw The Economy

A personal protest song from an older worker
who finds the economy has screwed her.
Screw The Economy
Language Warning

Lie Detector

Trying to make a good first impression at his job interview,
but there is a problem. There's a lie detector present .
Lie Detector

Humor from the Forum

Making Love


A Frenchman and an Italian seated next to an American on an overseas flight, after a few cocktails, began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "What did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."


Comedy News
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Reforming Health-Care Reform

Conservatives use their newfound power to undo aspects of Obamacare, prompting Stephen to celebrate with an old friend.
Reforming Health-Care Reform
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Auto-Robotic Fixation

A drone video provides a bird's-eye view of people having sex, and Tesla CEO Elon Musk argues that artificial intelligence poses a threat to humanity.
Auto-Robotic Fixation

Fun Facts
General John Sedgwick is widely credited as having the finest last words in military history.

At the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House during the American Civil War, Sedgwick was upbraiding his Union troops for being scared in the face of Confederate fire. 'I am ashamed of you, dodging that way,' he said, adding: 'They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.'

At which point, a Confederate sharpshooter shot him in the head from a thousand yards away.

Late Night Humor

Pot Quiz

Jimmy Kimmel sends someone with a microphone and a camera to hang out in front of a marijuana dispensary and ask political questions. Humor ensues!
Pot Quiz

Shaq's Thing

Adam Sandler's awkward story about a time he tried to see little Shaq has been immortalized in a cartoon version by artist Dilara Karabas.
Shaq's Thing

Humor from the Forum

What do you call


What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social Netwerking


Funny Videos

Buy a Shotgun He Said

Joe Biden suggested women buy a shotgun.
A few humorous clips of women and shotguns.
That may not be the best advice.
Buy a Shotgun He Said

Sexy at Walmart

Taking photos of the weirdos at Walmart
seems to be a national pastime.
Sexy at Walmart

Traditional Chinese Treatment

In the West we find some of the traditional Chinese
treatments like qi-gong humorous. ...but if they work!
Traditional Chinese Treatment

Fun Facts
Wedding rings are worn on the third finger of the left hand because the Romans believed that a nerve led directly from there to the heart.

Making Beautiful Music

All About That Bass - Kate Davis

With a vintage twist on a modern song, Kate Davis beautifully covers Meghan Trainor’s ‘All About That Bass’ playing an upright bass.
All About That Bass - Kate Davis

The Way You Make Me Feel - Cover

Tons of fun learning how to use my new BOSS RC-300 and BOSS FS-6 Switch Pedal with MJ's The Way You Make Me Feel.
The Way You Make Me Feel - Cover

Funny Joke from the Forum

Parenthood Test - How To Know When You Are Ready


MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).

GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you'll have all the answers.

Funny Animal Videos

Break-dancing Gorilla

The animals seem to be having fun at the zoo
Break-dancing Gorilla

Humorous Animal Voice Over

A best of video compilation featuring the
Hilarious British animal voice overs series
Humorous Animal Voice Over

Fun Facts
While the population of males is slightly greater than females worldwide (98.6 women for every 100 men), there are roughly four million more women than men in the U.S. In the age 85-and-older category, there are more than twice as many women as men currently living in the United States

Just think guys - your odds will get better.
Classic Humor Videos

wii For Women

Due to complaints that wii was not designed for women,
a new version has been added.
wii For Women

Limp Meets Limp

Comedy standup routine on limp hand shakers
What happens when two limp and shakers meet .
Limp Meets Limp

Funny Joke from the Forum

Minister, Priest and a Rabbi go Skinny-dipping


A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

Comedy Videos

The Tiny Little Things

A humorous skit about the little things
in life that cause irritation.
The Tiny Little Things

Stale Bedroom

Things can get stale in the bedroom.
Count on women's magazines to stir the pot.
Stale Bedroom

Funny Joke from the Forum

Agitated State of Mind


A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. With her agitated state of mind and angry demeanor, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Morning!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have, you'll be home in no time."

Artistic Videos

Heart of Fire

An immensely creative surrealist video.
Comparable some say, with Destino by Dali and Disney.
Heart of Fire

Destino by Disney and Dali

In 1946 Walt Disney asked Salvador Dalí to draw a
cartoon that embodied of the idea of surrealism.
Destino by Disney andDali

Fun Facts
If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!

Interesting Videos

We Stopped Dreaming

The importance of exploring space is that it gives hope
and dreams for the future, and ignites scientific curiosity.
We Stopped Dreaming

Black Hole Meltdown

Not long ago, watching something being ripped apart as it falls
towards a giant black hole would be science fiction. .
Black Hole Meltdown

Humor from the Forum

The Difference Between Women With Small and Large Breasts


Women with big breasts…
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favorite of mine)
...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
...always float better
...know where to look first for lost earrings

Women with small breasts…
...don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
...find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
...can sleep on their stomachs
...know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
...know that everything more than a handful is wasted
...can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

Entertaining

Super Soft Faceplant

This young lady has a special talent.
Super Soft Faceplant

Go Granny Go

Grandma flexes muscles that make most guys
look like a puny wimp.
Go Granny Go

Humor from the Forum

Short Jokes


A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."

Jane couldn't find anyone to sing with, ...so she went out and bought a duet yourself kit.

Comedy News
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Kings of the Hill

In a surprising change of tune following their landslide midterm elections victory, Republicans express interest in bipartisanship.
Kings of the Hill
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Money vs. Ideas

Jason Jones and Samantha Bee report from the headquarters of the winner and loser of the midterm elections.
Money vs. Ideas

Strange and Useless News


Political Satire

New American Dream

It's time we came up with a newer, sexier dream.
New American Dream

Only a Bill

The updated version of the classic, I'm only a bill.
Only a Bill

Funny Joke from the Forum

Extreme Sexual Exhaustion


A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there could be only two acceptable excuses for being late. A medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Creative Videos

El Teide Timelapse

A stunning Time-lapse video of the Milky Way galaxy
and Spain's mountain landscape.
El Teide Timelapse

Wonderful World - Attenborough

David Attenborough sings ...well sort of.
Beautiful clips of BBC's Nature series though.
Wonderful World - Attenborough

Fun Facts
In the courts of the Roman Empire, instead of swearing an oath on a bible, men swore to the truth on their statements while holding their genitals. Hence the word 'testify', from 'testicles'.

Humor

British Wildlife

David Attenborough narrates some rather humorous mating
rituals during a typical British night out.
British Wildlife

The Party Cooler

When the party has gone on too long and you're
ready for last call it's time for the party cooler.
The Party Cooler

Humor from the Forum

The little sexy housewife


The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."

"Yes yes!"

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

Comedy News
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Detour to Gridlock - Live Coverage

Stephen stays up past his bedtime to provide up-to-the-minute coverage of the midterm elections.
Detour to Gridlock - Live Coverage
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Mountains of Midterm Madness

Cable news networks vie for attention with high-tech gadgets, from Fox News's "Bill Board" to CNN's "Magic Wall."
Mountains of Midterm Madness
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Detour to Gridlock - Social-Tracker 8700

Election coverage increasingly combines traditional media with social media, compelling Stephen to follow suit.
Detour to Gridlock - Social-Tracker 8700

Fun Facts
The ancient Romans celebrated the Feast of Lupercalia on Feb. 14 in honor of Juno, the queen of the Roman gods and goddesses. Juno was also the goddess of women and marriage.

Entertaining Videos

Forever Young at Burning Man

Experience Burning Man through the eyes
of 86-year-old retired firefighter.
Forever Young at Burning Man

Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Flintstones would be a far different show
if treated with scientific accuracy.
Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Funny Joke from the Forum

Taking a Bath


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Comedy Videos

Terror Lite

Steve Hughes makes a few humorous
observations about the war on terror.
Terror Lite

Brass and Magic

An entertaining comedy skit featuring a brass septet
and some magic and Austrian style humour.
Brass and Magic

Fun Facts
Primates share 4 basic features: forward-facing eyes, grasping hands, fingerprints, and large brains.

Monkeys are most easily distinguished from apes by their tails. Apes have no tails.

Interesting Videos

Extreme Volcano Close-Up

Up close with a huge pot of red-hot boiling rock
Extreme Volcano Close-Up

Thousands of Dolphin Spotted

A group of over 100,000 dolphin spotted off the coast of
San Diego created a delightful spectacle for nature watcher.
Thousands of Dolphin Spotted

Humour from the Forum

Another name for the Periodic Table


What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

The atoms family.

Humorous Videos

Born to be Dumb

Are we creating a world full of of idiots?
Born to be Dumb

Feminine Deodorant - Really??

Sarah Silverman dispels some untruths about feminine deodorant.
Feminine Deodorant - Really

Fun Facts
The Birth order can influence whether a marriage succeeds or fails.

The most successful marriages are those where the oldest sister of brothers marries the youngest brother of sisters.

Two firstborns, however, tend to be more aggressive and can create higher levels of tension.

The highest divorce rates are when an only child marries another only child.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Gamergate

An online debate over how women are portrayed in video games devolves into sexist bullying and violent threats.
Gamergate
Region Limited

Heroism in Canada

Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickers displays astounding courage when a lone gunman opens fire in Canada's parliament building
Heroism in Canada

Jokes by Johno

Short Jokes about Men


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.

What's the difference between men an government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.


Creative Videos

Shooting Lights at Night

A story about a photographer's trip to Norway
in search of the aurora borealis.
Shooting Lights at Night

President Eisenhower's Warning

We must guard against unwarranted influence
whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
President Eisenhower's Warning

Fun Facts
Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

Humorous News

Slow and Slutty

TV news anchors break in to laughter after the weather person
describes the weather as slow and slutty.
Slow and Slutty

Reporter Owns Videobomber

Frustrated with videobombers, this reporter
comes up with a hilarious solution to the problem.
Reporter Owns Videobomber

Humor from the Forum

Blond on Board


A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country.

'Why is that?' he said.

'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.

Funny Videos

Clothes Make the Woman

That is what these advertisers would like you to believe
in this funny video about a sexy granny.
Clothes Make the Woman

Really Likes His Job

...or has a lot better medication than the rest of us.
Really Likes His Job

Fun Facts
During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.


Comedy News
Region Limited

Cheating Death - Health Technology

Researchers develop an app solution to seeing a doctor
without the crippling burden of having insurance.
Cheating Death -  Health Technology
Region Limited

The Polar Vortex & Fruit Tools

Cable news knows that Americans can't
comprehend that it's cold outside.
The Polar Vortex & Fruit Tools

Funny Joke from the Forum

Nurse


What is a Nurse?

Answer:
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for a minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.



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