Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Portuguese, not Spanish, is the most widely spoken language in South America.
Hors Cycles
A funny and entertaining comedy act featuring a bicycle, a unicycle, a trampoline and two acrobatics.
Dog Balls
Given the title one might assume Bill is talking about dogs fetching balls. But he's making a humorous point about something we don't see much anymore.
An Old Farmer's Advice:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.Speak kindly.
Learning ABCs
One might expect teachers to know the basics about the subject that they are teaching – not in this humorous skit. And not only that, the subject the teacher is supposed to be knowledgeable about is the alphabet..
All of the molecules in a teaspoon of water, laid end-to-end, would stretch 31,368,750,000 miles
Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered
The illegal sport where shady gamblers bait disgruntled
wives and husbands to fight.
Irish Philosophy
There are only two things you need to worry about in life;
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will get better, or you will get worse.
If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will live, or you will die.
If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;
Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...
You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?
Elephant With Good Aim
Possibly annoyed that it cannot leave its enclosure an elephant
lets loose with a volley of poop hitting a zoo visitor.
Camino del Rey
Originally built in 1901, Camino del Rey is a mere 3 feet in width with a 1000 foot drop
The average human brain contains around 78% water.
Wal-Mart Cheer
It's likely a little difficult to get people motivated when they work for Wal-Mart - maybe this cheer will help.
Artisanal Firewood
Having grown up around woodstoves and firewood this ''artist'' feels like the ability to select only the best firewood is in his blood and so he founded The Smoke and Flame firewood company.
...Like Fine Wine
....Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity, and intoxicating to the mind, and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. - Male Author Unknown
....Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. - Female Author Unknown
Don't do it With a Famous Person
This comedian says that when you are with someone famous even if you want to focus on the moment you can't because all you can think about is Oh My God. We'll have to take her word for it.
On board Container Ship Timelapse HD
One Day in March follows the container ship Flinter Carrier through the Port of Rotterdam on a day in March from 2.00am till 2.00am the next day.
John Harvey Kellogg invented cornflakes in 1906 as therapy and as a means of curbing the sex drive of mental patients in his sanatorium.
Yoga Class
Comedian Joanna gave up bartending to be a yoga instructor because she couldn't stand to be around alcoholics
I'm a walking economy
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
First Ladies
Bill goes into a humorous rant about first ladies. Before you say this is a sexist position, Bill points out that when we get a woman president, he would like the first man to keep his mouth shut too.
Up Close with a Tornado
Several storm chasers get some really nice footage of a tornado as it forms near a rural road and crosses some farmland.
The microscopic parasite Toxoplasma gondii has an interesting effect when it infects rats and mice - it makes them become unafraid of cats. This is pretty helpful to the Toxoplasma, which can only sexually reproduce if its host is eaten by a cat.
Happy Workers
Some people really enjoy their work. They bring high energy and passion to the task. This is a compilation video of people doing their jobs with enthusiasm.
Funny Police Photo
We need to borrow your camera for police business. For some candid camera style pranks.
Lying Contest
A clergyman was walking down the street and before long stumbled across a group of young boys surrounding a cat.
The clergyman decides to go over to the boys and ask what they're doing. The oldest boy pipes up and says "we found this stray kitten, and I want to take it home. The problem is that Charlie also wants the cat, so we're having a contest to see who can tell the biggest lie. The winner gets to take the cat home."
The clergyman is shocked, and launches into a long-winded sermon about the evils of lying, beginning with "Boys, you shouldn't have a lying contest, for lying is a sin!" and ending with, "When I was a boy your age, I never lied!"
After he finished, the boys were silent for a moment.
Just as the clergyman was beginning to think he had made an impression, the oldest boy looked to Charlie and the rest of the boys and said "Alright, give him the cat."
Megan Gailey Stand-Up
Megan is totally aware of how basic & white girl her name is, and she’s fine with it.
Embarrassed Young Lady
After being rebuffed by her initial choice, comedian and ventriloquist Nina Conti finds a better choice in the young lady sitting beside him.
Prior to its ban, hemp was a staple cash crop of the family farm in early America. The first two drafts of the United States Declaration of Independence were written on paper made from hemp