Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Dinner Is Served
You may not think flies and worms and moths and other insects are delicious, but the Venus fly trap cherishes every morsel it can close its leaves around.
At the Supermarket
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
When she reached the express line, the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.
"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"
The clerk turned around, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."
The Most Powerful Tidal Current: Saltstraumen Maelstrom
A little bit north of the Arctic Circle in Norway is the world's most powerful tidal current called the Saltstraumen Maelstrom.
The North Atlantic right whale is believed to have the largest testicles of any mammal. The male's testes account for around 1% of its total bodyweight, and each of them can weight up to 525kg. That's roughly the weight of a medium-sized racehorse.
Bear and Clown
Homeowner was having a problem with bears getting into the trash so he came up with a clever solution using a motion activated clown.
Sight
In the future implants to augment and enhance vision with information,navigation and entertainment.
Orcas Chasing Dolphin
A huge school of Dolphins are chased into a cove as they try to avoid the jaws of a pod of Orca.
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Thousands of men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
The Different Types Of Privilege (Other Than White)
Did you know white privilege is not the only type of privilege that exists? There are many other privileges, for example tall privilege. In the population just over 14% of men are 6 foot tall are more, but 58% of CEOs of Fortune 500 companies are 6 foot tall or taller.
UFO Abduction
A comedy short about a UFO enthusiast, and unlikely subject for an encounter, who gets to meet aliens first hand when he is caught up in the middle of alien abduction.
The word 'slang' is slang for 'short lang' or 'short language'
Lost Phone Prank Call
A devious Mrs. Brown takes advantage of grandpa sleeping on a phone to play a hilarious prank.
Rough Landing
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, "Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn't my fault, blame it on the asphalt."
On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had "hammered the plane a little hard on the runway."
The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, "Thank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing."
All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.
She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and and said, "Do you mind if I ask a question?"
He said, "Why no, ma'am, go ahead."
She then replied, "I didn't hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?"
The Ladybug Love-In
Ladybugs spend most of their lives alone, gorging themselves on aphids. But every winter they take to the wind, soaring over cities and fields to assemble for a ladybug bash. In these huge gatherings, they'll do more than hibernate-it's their best chance to find a mate..
BS Is the Glue
BS, and we all know what that stands for, is the glue that holds our society together, or at least that is the supposition in this humorous monologue from George Carlin.
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton
''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow
''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle
''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill
Least Lonely Generation
Thanks to smart phones almost everyone is constantly in touch and getting together is not the special occasion that once was.
When Things Go Wrong
In this compilation of humorous mistakes it's mostly a bad day at work, and a very bad day for the owner of the equipment who will most likely have to foot the bill.
73% of American adults now own a smartphone, up from 35% in 2011.
I Said Bitch - Key & Peele
Two men trade stories about arguing with their wives and setting them straight all the while making sure that their wives don't hear a word they are saying.
Family Oriented Humor
Of Mexican and Native American heritage this young comedian has been Americanized in her upbringing, so much so that one would be hard-pressed to guess her roots. Family has always been an inspiration for comedians..
Trees Falling on the Road
Looks like a lot of rain loosened the soil in the trees started falling and landing on the road much to the terror of some trapped passengers. Thank goodness they had a dash cam so we can see what happened.
Comforting Words
And now a few comforting words for grammar Nazis
there, their, they're - it'll be alright
What If We Have A Nuclear War?
With around 15 thousand nuclear warheads in the world, what happens if we have a nuclear war. And more importantly what would happen if a nuclear weapon was dropped near you?
It shows your thinking
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"An apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking."
"I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking."
Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end."
"Dirty little boy," said the teacher.
"No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.
Ship In a Fierce Storm
The view from the bridge of a tanker ship as it tries to navigate 60 foot waves in an effort to keep from being swamped or broken in half. Were the tanker to head straight into the waves the weight of its cargo in the list of the waves would likely cause the hull to crack.
Whale Sized Gulp
These divers will remember their whale encounter. The whales surface to gulp down a school of fish.
DNA Test
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there
Wow, Everyone's Flirting With Me
What do you do when a rather annoying coworker thinks everyone is flirting with her. Here is a comedy sketch about dealing with people like that.
Ethical Treatment of Produce
Vegetables have feelings too. A tongue-in-cheek parody of PETA advertisements.
One of the greatest soldiers in history, Alexander the Great, was tutored by the greatest thinker of all time, Aristotle.
The Good of the One
Spock wrestles with his human emotions and embraces his friendship with Kirk and the crew. Clips from the Star Trek series lead to one of the most memorable moments in the history..