And it doesn't have any thing to do with handshakes
For years now women have had vibrators, but what's a man to do?
Presenting the amazing motorized masturbation machine.
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What could it be - A hand shake machine ?

It has that pumping motion like a handshake

Nice - it has an adjustable grip

Oh I see what it is!!!
