These days parents know where their kids are unlike the 70s and 80s when kids had the freedom to roam around the neighborhood. Humorous commentary from Louis CK on the chain of command parents have these days for the custody of their children.
Maybe one of the reasons he likes to keep an eye on his children is because of some of the things he did as a child. Louis tells the story of stealing packages of sanitary napkins, and even to this day he does not know why he took them.