A humorous story about an older relative, that begins by explaining that his wife is black, and that her uncle who teaches black history is obsessed with racism, and still says the most racist stuff.
As with most racist comments none of it makes any sense, and much of what he says is so far out in left field has to be humorous. A one-day this older relative called up to see if he could score in the weed.
It turns out that his wife's uncle is just as paranoid as he is racist and that makes the whole ordeal a frustrating and yet entertaining story.