Comedian Eddie Murphy says in this comedy monologue he has women figured out, and even though he gets quite a few jeers from the women in the audience he persists with his theory.
He claims that once you make a woman, cum really hard she is yours and will let you get away with all sorts of nonsense. Even to the point, he claims, of getting caught cheating, she will stand by you. Don't know how true this is, but it makes for entertaining theory.