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Politicians are always screwing over the voters, countries are always at war, and the economy is always in trouble. Frankly we're just tired of hearing news that's always bad. So, if you want to find out who died, read your local paper. If you want to read something funny, and have a laugh or two, click on these headlines


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 20, 2010

I took mephedrone and I liked it
Nice Day for A wet Wedding
Internet service can remotely disable ignitions


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 19, 2010

Ice-Cold Gas 'Kills' Breast Cancer
March Madness a popular time for vasectomies
Happy Meal Ages Surprisingly Well


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 18, 2010

macaque monkeys have a snowball fight
Determined bulldog chews officer's tires, bumper
Sex Still Sizzles Into 60s


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 17, 2010

Response to Mississippi Schoolboard - One kick-ass prom.
Did the CIA test LSD in the New York City subway
Clothing Optional travel: holidays with cheek


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 16, 2010

Police: Woman In Bust Hid Nearly $26,000 In Bra
Chinese girl's lonely heart advert attracts mob
cop notches three DUI arrests in a year – and is still on payroll


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 15, 2010

Exotic dancer uses labor law to sue club over wages
Devotees of Fla. man say they ingested snail mucus
Cheese-rolling race axed after 200 years


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 13, 2010

Chinese compete in bikini ski competition near Beijing
Dutch Nurses Union Campaigns for Care with No Sex
world's biggest house of cards


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 12, 2010

What scares them in Hollywood
Aussie 'Miracle' Elephant Baby Gaining Strength
Homeless Guy Lives On Rewards Points From His Former Life


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 11, 2010

Lewis: Economic green shoots more like weeds
Street sign warns drivers of 'drunk pedestrians'
What must pass passes for news


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 10, 2010

Older men more interested in sex than older women: Study
The Plight of the Pretty Girl
Unraveling the mystery of the midnight knitter


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 9, 2010

Florida Governor's Race Gets Hairy
Mayor defends Peekskill after 'SNL' joke about 'hellhole'
Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 8, 2010

New game lets you buy and sell your friends
Death certificate not enough to cancel Verizon service
You can't make this stuff up


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 7, 2010

German police summoned over forgotten vibrator
Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
Detective gets 130 lap dances, makes no arrests


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 6, 2010

The crap you eat
Men 'become more accident prone in front of beautiful women'
11-year-old spends $44 million on Dubai homes


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 5, 2010

Professor to stand trial for writing negative book review.
Earth Fart could lead to catostrophic consiquences
'Sex mad' cop loses unfair dismissal claim


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 4, 2010

National Procrastination Week - tell you more later
You are as old as you feel
Naked woman tied to tree ‘consensual'


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 3, 2010

Police catch man snorting drugs on their Police car
Ticket Tyrants Target Flooded Cars
Two bottled ghosts for sale


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 2, 2010

5,200 Aussies Take it off at Sydney Opera House for Tunick Photo
The addiction takes control of my life
Did Woodstock Hippies Lead to the Financial Collapse?


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 1, 2010

Breast implant saves woman's life
Accept marriage proposals - Keep rings
Beer-drinking, smoking chimp sent to rehab


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 27, 2010

Cows make lousy house guests
Couple face jail for replacing grass with drought-tolerant landscaping
Cop tased after alleged DUI, falling asleep in his car


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 26, 2010

The Funniest Headline Fails Of All Time (PICTURES)
I just thought it was a joke
Australia government becomes 'permanent' terror threat


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 25, 2010

Nursing Home Residents Form a Biker Gang
Puppet cleavage too much for conservatives
Woman so fat, she can't be shot


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 24, 2010

Seaman will be much happier on subs
Are the Olympics ready for ... pole dancing
Cannabis connoisseur complaines to police about the quality of his stash
Students Survive Sinking School


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 23, 2010

Defence officials' insulting remarks about the public had to be blanked out
Woman's $1,600 water bill may be correct
US copyright industries demand Canada change its laws.


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 22, 2010

Man rides on car hood in his underwear
We await you, merry gnome
Women's Genes to Blame for Short-Term Relationships
Residents Now Have To Pay For 911 Calls


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 19, 2010

'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands'
Man treated after applying 20 nicotine patches
Why do so many women never have sex?
That's nuts! Squirrel that thinks it's a kitten


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 18, 2010

eBay yanks High Times magazines on federal government's request.
Gamers scarier than bikies
Camel Tow: Business Is a "Snatch"


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 17, 2010

Men would rather wed 'pleasant' girls than supermodels
Woman Shows up Drunk at Jail Demanding Conjugal Visit
Man Attempts 24-Hour Hugging Record


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 16, 2010

Tiger Woods tape 'shows graphic threesome'
Palestinian protesters pose as Na'vi from "Avatar"
Being vegetarian does more harm to the environment than eating meat


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 13, 2010

Airport body scanners violate Islamic law, Muslims say
Shanghai's older residents turn to drugs
Police play burglar in the middle of the night


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 12, 2010

Crabzilla': The biggest crab ever... and it's still growing
British sex addict leaves town after sleeping with every girl in it
Hideous Baby Makes Artistic Statement


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 11, 2010

Only Cops Can Watch the John Edwards Sex Tape
Viking frogmen chase Street View spymobile
A Beer for Stronger Bones


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 10, 2010

Secret formula for love and marriage revealed
Hindu devotees pierce their bodies during the Thaipusam festiva [photos]
Dangerous to Plow, D.C., Area Governments Halt Snow Removal


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 9, 2010

Is blogging a slog? Some young people think so
The world's tallest tower closed down
Half-naked women protest Ukrainian election


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 8, 2010

Does the National Enquirer Deserve a Pulitzer
'Sex Therapist' spurs reader fury
A 12-year-old girl arrested and handed for doodling on her desk


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 5, 2010

Keep that waist to yourself!
Obama's Kenyan Aunt Seeks Asylum Again
Nasty New IE Bug ExposesYour Files
Police: Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 4, 2010

Hamilton senior arrested on decades-old pot charge
Pictured: amazing moment leopard loses fight with prickly porcupine
Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 3, 2010

That’s one miraculous conception.
Pastor accused of pulling gun on son at church
County judge disciplined after ordering gift card payment to lawyer


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 2, 2010

Cucumber Billboard Offends Some Texans
Baltic the mongrel drifted 20 miles out to sea on river ice and survived
Meet 'Giant George' the 7ft-long blue great dane


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 1, 2010

Churchill's cigar butt sells for $7,000
'Walmart Of Weed' Opens In Oakland
C*U*2nite: Sexting not Just for Kids





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