Stupid Laws from Utah

Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.

It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. (Kaysville)

Women may not swear. (Logan)

Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.(Monroe)

Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. (Provo)

No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. (Salt Lake County)

Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.(Salt Lake County)

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. (Tremonton)

Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.(Trout Creek)

It is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.(Tulsa)