Stupid Laws from New Hampshire

You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music
in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.

It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.

You may not run machinery on Sundays.

On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. (White Mountain National Forest)