Stupid Laws from Nebraska

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

It is illegal to go whale fishing.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Doughnut holes may not be sold. (Lehigh)

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. (Omaha)

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. (Omaha)

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. (Waterloo)