Stupid Laws from Maine

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. (Augusta)

It is illegal to gamble at the airport. (Biddeford)

No person may roller skate on a sidewalk. (Biddeford)

If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail. (Ellsworth)

Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street. (Portland)

It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts. (South Berwick)

Deer may not be fed. ( (Wells)

Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries (Wells)