Stupid Laws from Kentucky
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
Dogs may not molest cars. (Fort Thomas)
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." (Lexington)
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. (Owensboro)