More Funny Computer Jokes
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated.
How is Computer better than a Woman?
- A computer can wait forever for you.
- A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.
- A A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.
- A Computers do everything you tell them to.
- A computer won't look through your checkbook.
- Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.
- Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to
- A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.
- A computer is big in all the right places.
- A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
- A computer doesn't tell you how terrific it's past users have been.
- A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"
- A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"
- A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.
- A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."
- The average computer session lasts four hours.
- A computer won't even talk about marriage.
- A computer won't get bitchy if you're slow to respond.
- A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.
- A computer won't shave with your razor.
- A computer doesn't cross-examine you every time you log in.
- Computers are easy to turn on.
- Computers are ready when you are.
- Computers are very responsive.
- Computers don't insist on foreplay.
- Computers don't get pregnant.
- Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.
- Computers don't care about age differences.
- Computers don't care if you're married.
- Computers don't make you meet their parents.
- Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.
- Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.
- Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.
- You can log into several computers at once.
- You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be ready for you.
- Computers never have headaches or have that time of the month.
- Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.
- With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.
- If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another.
- You don't have to tell computers you love them.
- You can turn off a computer.
I asked a customer- service representative at my bank whether it offered on-line banking. "Certainly," she stated matter-of-factly, pointing to a crowd of people near the tellers. "The line starts over there."
The little girl sneaked up behind her dad as he was logging onto the home computer. Suddenly she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know daddy's password! I know daddy's password!" "What is it?" her brother asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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You cannot find the "any" key
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