Funny Dumb Blond Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black miniskirts?

Cause their balls show!

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

So they don't poop everywhere when you pull their tits.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?

They both go down easy.

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?

From dating blonde men.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

More leg room.

How do you brainwash a blonde?

Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Why do blonds have orgasms ?

So they know when to stop having sex !

What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?

Pick them up off the floor

What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?

Bucket seats.

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

Way to go team!.

How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?

By the chipped tooth .

Why do blondes have vaginas?

So guys will talk to them at parties.

What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"

"No, I just lie there.".

What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?

Pack their lunch and send them to work.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A waste.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

All you can eat, under a buck.

Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?

Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?

The Blonde!

Why are blondes like cornflakes ?

Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?

They have to pull their own pants down.

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?

A 69 interrupted by a period .

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What is a blonde's idea of dental floss?

Pubic hair

What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?

One has fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus

What is the difference between a young blonde and an old blonde?

Vaseline and Poli-Grip .

Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?

She realized she gave her last blowjob.

What do blondes do for foreplay?

Remove their underwear.

What's the mating call of the blonde?

"I'm *sooo* drunk!"

What's the mating call of the redhead?

"Next!"

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

Because she got an F in sex.

How does a blonde hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares?

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

Because they can't even keep two calves together

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpme Dumpme.

Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest?

She heard that it reduces cavities.

Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?

She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Why don't blondes like anal sex?

They don't like their brains being screwed with

How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

They spread for the bread.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper..

What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub..

Why is a blonde like a turtle?

They both get screwed up when they're on their back.

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?"

The nympho says "Are you done already?"

The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.".

What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

The joystick is wet..

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?

All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it..