Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Grounds for Violence
This has been one of the snowiest springs ever and Canadians are ready for it to be over.
Bay of Fundy Tides
The world's highest tides occur in the Bay of Fundy. This time lapse showsthe fall and rise of the tide.
Murphy asked Paddy...
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?"
Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown.
A lot Wrong With the World
Can we agree that there is a lot wrong with the world - but let's not get into the specifics, because if we did, most likely we would disagree.
Petroleum Jelly was first discovered when a chemist visiting an oil rig noticed that the workers would smear the wax that built up on the drills and rigs on their wounds to heal them faster. He figured out how to refine it and started selling it under the name Vaseline.
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious."-- Aristotle, 343 B.C.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." --Seneca
“Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.” - Napoleon Bonaparte.
Storm on a Ocean Highway
The Atlantic Ocean Road (Norwegian: Atlanterhavsveien) runs through an archipelago in Eide and Averøy in Norway. The road is a cultural heritage site and is classified as a National Tourist Route and has been declared the world's best road trip.
Drunken Monkeys | National Geographic
Macaques love to get into things and in southern India when a peddler leaves a fruit cart unattended these wild macaques pounce on like hungry ants at a picnic.
What Women Fantasize About
A humorous skit that asks what women really fantasize about? Most men would think sexual fantasies, which may be true sometimes, but that is not always the case.
Big Ship - Bigger Waves
The waves are so large peak to trough that the ship must try to angle into the waves to keep from being broken in half. At the same time the captain has to try to avoid being turned sideways by one of these monster waves.
Over 40s Test
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University … Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down…
Forbidden Romance
A humorous prank involving a nun, a biker, and a long-lost love. Innocent bystanders are drawn into this prank by two innocent looking nun's asking for directions.
A monkey is any primate that is not a human, prosimian, or ape.
The prosimians include lemurs, sifakas, lorises, pottos, bushbabies, and other primitive primates
Spectacular Volcano Video
A scientist and his team piloted the drones over an active volcano in Vanuatu. Camera-mounted drones were used to capture high-definition images of the spectacular Marum Crater..
Two Med Students and The old Man
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
Little People Humor
She is probably the shortest person on the comedy circuit, and loves to use that to shock people.
Darkside
A song called Darkside, but of course with Tim Minchin things are never always as they seem and this turns out to be quite lively tune with some interesting observations.
We Dont Serve Minors
A “C,” an “E-flat,” and a “G” go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”
ISo the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
IA D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”
IThen an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
IThen the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now. You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
IThe E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.
IEventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
IOn appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, with the sopranout in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
Bizarre Pearlfish
Living on a sandy seabed there are few places to hide
this is a story of strange sleeping arrangements.
Surreal Journey
Late-night departures in inclement weather, exploring of distant unmarked roads, seeking out the unusual, often turns into a "Surreal Journey".
In 1980, The United States boycotted the Olympic Games --- In protest of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan....
Bill Burr Explains Heaven
Recently, Bill was doing a comedy show in Helsinki, and over there they are Lutheran and has a different philosophy on what comes after death.
How Smart Is Your Teacher
They teach you the facts and expect you to know the correct answers but do they know the answer.
Compliment
A man scanning the news during breakfast said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope!"
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife just smiled and said, "Thank you."