Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Sheer Lululemon Yoga Pants
A humorous comedy sketch about an overweight woman discovers a flaw in the Lulu lemon yoga pants that lets men see a little bit extra so she decides to step up her game.
There are three religious truths
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader.
3. Baptist do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
To Sell a Bra
This bra manufacturer makes a dramatic and humorous point about what they can do for you if you have small breasts.
Harvey R. Ball, the strongest claimant to having invented the smiley face, was paid just $45 for the design.
Finnish Lifestyle Humor
Comedian from Finland takes a look at the Finnish lifestyle and realizes that they're not very good at small talk and attempts at honesty often backfire.
Clingy Girlfriend
Ever been in a relationship where your partner wants to know everything you're doing.
Trying to Pack for Vacation
A mother was trying to pack for vacation while her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!".
When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"
She looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"
Bill on Motherhood
A fearless comedian - either that or crazy, Bill Burr performs a comedy routine on motherhood and excoriates the notion that it is the hardest job in the world.
Catholics vs Protestants
Catholicism is a sticky religion and even if you are a nonbeliever, if you were raised a Catholic you're still a Catholic. But even funnier, according to this comedian, is the ongoing battle for piety between Catholics and Protestants.
The Rusty Old Bucket
The weather was hot and this fellow wanted desperately take a dip in the lake, even though he hadn't brought his swimming trunks. Since there was no one else around, he undressed and went into the water. Soon there after a couple of ladies started walking in his direction.
When he saw the ladies he panicked, got out of the water and grabbed an old bucket laying on the sandy beach. With great relief he held the bucket in front of his private parts.
The ladies walked closer and looked at him. He felt awkward but secure in the knowledge that his privates were hidden.
One of the ladies began conversing with him. “You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds” she said.
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man replied sharply, “Well, I seriously doubt you can read my mind.”
“You’re wrong,” the lady replied, “because I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it."
Costa Rican Crocodile
The somewhat dangerous job of feeding this reptile, sees this guy close to becoming crocodile food.
Ronald Reagan's pet name for Nancy Reagan was ‘Mommy Poo Pants'.
Cat Hunting
When hunting large game there is no thrill of the chase. A humorous comedy sketch about hunters that have graduated to quicker, smarter, more agile game - house cats.
Phunny
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea
I don't like snakes, mainly because they have no feet....
I must be lack-toes intolerant.
I've developed a phobia of elevators
...I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Four Groups
Four groups that have to go, and George Carlin had a humorous solution for what to do with those people.
The average cloud weighs as much as 100 elephants
Dancing Seriously
This comedian doesn't usually go to clubs because he doesn't dance well. Women on the other hand love to go to a place where people can see them dance.
Teahupoo
Shot at Teahupoo in Tahiti when the waves were labelled ''double code red'' by the French Navy.
The Difference Explained
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
Please Watch My Dog
A young lady sitting on a bench with her dog asks passersby if they would watch her dog for a minute while she goes to the porta-potty.
The Party Cooler
When the party has gone on too long and you're ready for last call it's time for the party cooler.
The attractive housewife
The attractive housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
"Yes yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
Gay Penguins
Daniel just learned that spiders' sexual organs are in their arms. Which puts the "Spider-Man" movies in a different light.