Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Questions That Can't Be Answered (Carlin)
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
Why I Don't Drink
When people tell you what you did at a party and you don't remember, it's time to quit drinking.
Hello M'Lady
Humorous skit about an app that helps you manage those clingy fragile guys that think they are dating you.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’
Real Environmental Problem
The real environmental problem is overpopulation, at least according to one comedian ... and don't you know he has a solution.
Social Hacking
Without using any code is it possible to gain access to a person's e-mail account, Facebook account, or even their bank account?
Between 10 and 20 volcanoes are erupting somewhere on Earth every day.
Ultimate Guide to Scotland
Experiencing Scotland as a tourist is one thing. Experiencing Scotland on the local level is quite another.
Two Elderly Widows
Ruth and Gilda, two elderly widows, are curious about the latest arrival in their neighborhood – a quiet, nice-looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Gilda says, “Ruth, you know I’m shy. Why don’t you go talk to him at the park and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.”
Ruth agrees, and later that day at the park, she walks up to him and says, “Excuse me, mister. I hope I’m not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.”
“Of course I’m lonely, he says, “I’ve spent the past 20 years in prison.”
“You’re kidding! What for?” asks Ruth, aghast.
“For killing my third wife. I strangled her.”
“What happened to your second wife?”
“I shot her.”
“And, if I may ask, your first wife?”
“We had a fight and she fell off a building.”
“Oh my,” says Ruth.
Then turning to her friend at the other end of the park, she calls, “Yoohoo, Gilda! He’s single.”
Mrs. Brown's Whisk
Ever the clueless woman of Golden years, Mrs. Brown mistakes a personal item belonging to her daughter for a whisk. Lots of laughter in this short clip.
Mixed Race Humor
Growing up in South Africa of mixed-race parents provided lots of comedy material for Trevor Noah.
Black Jeopardy with Elizabeth Banks
A humorous comedy sketch called Black Jeopardy this episode features Elizabeth Banks and the host nor the other contestants cannot figure out how she made it on the show as she is white. .
During mating season, mouse lemur testes swell to be bigger than their brains.
Lying in Bed Late One Night
A man and a woman are lying in bed late night...
The woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"
The man responds calmly, thinking that he has outwitted her little test: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."
Twins Construction Prank
A construction worker gets women's attention as he passes behind a short wall wall and comes out the other side wearing a lot fewer clothes.
The Whites Take Flight
Gary wakes up one morning to discover that almost all the white people in Los Angeles have been relocated -- except him. .
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers
Women in Vegas
Comedian Iliza tells jokes about hating Las Vegas and what happens to your girl squad after age 30.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F
Artificial Intelligence - Humanity's Last Invention?
Why do so many leading thinkers warn about the dangers of artificial intelligence? In what ways could it pose an existential threat to humanity? .
New Yorkers and Girlfriends
Comedian Jack Whitehall performs jokes about how New Yorkers drink like Brits and why The Lion King is Shakespeare with fur.
Old guys in a Bar
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years."
He said, "That's a mirror, stupid."
If Congress Was Your Co-worker
Just like a newly elected congressperson, the company had high hopes for Leonard. Unfortunately it did not take long for Leonard to show his true stripes.