Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Pass the Puffer
An interesting video showing dolphins seeking out puffer toxins to enable an altered state.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
One-line Humor
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
A recent study shows that 90% of all adults have a chronic or even fatal disease. The other 10% don't use WebMD.
If you’re happy and you know it ...it's the weed.
Politics in a Nutshell
Old but the practiced hasn't changed. This is the politics of shifting the tax burden.
Thoughts
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
Crack Is Bad for You
When you climb to a second story window to try to buy crack for three dollars, and you have the wrong place, something has gone wrong in your life.
Too Much Medication
Apparently agent ketchup and mustard senses a challenge to her authority but she doesn't make any sense.
Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.
If Coffee Commercials Were Honest
Humorously conveyed facts in the form of a comedy sketch from Cracked. And really it's amazing how addicted we are to that first cup of coffee in the morning..
Things Black Moms Would Say
While moms everywhere have the same goals, it would seem that black mothers have a flair for the dramatic - and humorous.
Scientific stuff......converting units
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
Every Commercial Ever
A painfully honest and humorous look at how advertisers prey on human insecurities.
Stand-up Is like Sex
Comedian explaines to the audience why performing standup comedy is like a sexual relationship.
Old Warrior
When a threat unlike any other we've seen faces the nation, the military has only one option.
Crazy Spitting Woman
A reporter and his cameraman set out to do a story and as they prepare a woman interrupts the Hawk up lougies. Even when she finds out that the camera is recording she goes on spitting out snot balls in front of the camera.
After alcohol, marijuana is the most popular recreational drug used worldwide.
Steven Pinker: Threats, Bribes, and Come-ons
Why we speak in euphemisms. Steven Pinker explains why we pussy-foot around when we communicate about uncomfortable subjects.
Nuclear Weapon Proliferation
An interesting video on what limits nuclear proliferation and why centrifuges play such an important role.
Bad Girls
From not paying for lemonade to leaving ice cream in the bread aisle, bad girls (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon) do it well..
Crooked As Could Be
The lawyers were siblings -- dishonest cheaters, as crooked as could be. They went to church only when circumstances required them to look good, or when there was a chance a dollar could be made.
When the less evil one died, the surviving sibling promised the church a sizable contribution if the eulogy for the deceased would describe the departed as a saint.
The church needed money, and succeeded in acquiring the contribution without compromising any of its virtue.
The eulogy accurately described the life and character of the deceased, identifying and listing the many sins committed. In conclusion, the speaker pointed at the bereaved surviving attorney, saying, "but compared to him, the departed was a saint!"
Whale Shark Rescue
Whale sharks often congregate around fishing platforms to eat the small baitfish fishermen are targeting. Sometimes they get entangled.
Movie Title Breakup
A couple breaks up with each other (via the use of 154 movie titles). Clever comedy sketch in which every word spoken by the couple and the waitress come from the titles of popular movies.