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Where Is the Monument
A humorous prank where two young Asian women are lost and cannot find the monument behind them.
At Camp
Several friends were at camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."
Don't Care What Wikipedia Says
A humorous classroom skit about a teacher that has to deal with students who think they know everything, because they have access to Wikipedia.
Real Future: American Cities Are Falling Apart
America's cities are crumbling under poor infrastructure, and politicians aren't willing to spend the money needed to fix it.
About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole.
About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.
About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
Taxing Your Conscience
One of the most intelligent rationale for eliminating gray areas in the tax code has been put forth by of all people a comedian. Have a listen to David Mitchell on tax avoidance, and why it is a tax on your conscience.
Middle Age-It Gets Better
Louis CK on why middle age is better for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.
Blond and Fish
A blond goes to the vet with her goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.
The blond says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.
Doomsday Video
CNN produced an actual doomsday video to broadcast when the world is ending and it’s incredibly dull. We've enlisted Martin Sheen to help make humanity’s final moments happier!.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian
Raising Kids Now Versus Then
These days parents know where their kids are unlike the 70s and 80s when kids had the freedom to roam around the neighborhood.
Apocalypse
With his brilliant and fertile mind, no one could imagine and apocalypse quite like George Carlin. With a keen sense of dark humor George Carlin loved sharing his vision of an apocalypse.
Con Ed Repair Site - SNL
Construction workers, after making comments about women consider what they'd wear if they were women.
Flowers in Love
Two flowers were swaying gently in the breeze when one said "I love you, darling."
"I love you too," answered the second flower.
"I want you so much."
"I want you, too."
"I've got to have you right now!"
"Ooooh, where are those damned bees?"
Timelapse of the Entire Universe
On a cosmic time scale, human history is as brief as the blink of an eye. By compressing all 13.8 billion years of time into a 10 minute scale, this video shows just how young we truly are, compared to our ancient and vast universe.
Mike Vecchione Stand-Up
Mike loves living in New York, even if the rats are fighting back.At Italian weddings, it is not unusual for both the bride and groom to break a glass. Tradition is that the number of shards will equal the number of happy years the couple will have together.
Playing In The Mud
Just some good old boys playing in the mud with high octane pickups, and big tires.
Irish Dating Show - SNL
Eileen, Molly and Siobhan vie for Niall's heart. These three bachelorettes compete with the attentions of one lucky bachelor, but it turns out this bachelor is related to two of the bachelorettes. In Ireland that's not necessarily a disqualifier.
Wee Button
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."
"Oh Dear ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. Jones could be helping you with it."
About five minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Mr. Smith.
Mrs. Smith looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Yeah," says Mr. Smith. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did.
Everything was going fine but when she bent on to bite off the wee thread, Mr. Jones walked in..."
'Tattoo' - Bill Bailey
It's not easy to get a tattoo that will look good if you have a hairy body. Maybe Bill Bailey should have gotten a Bigfoot tattoo so he could use his hair as it's fur.
Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy
This Is a Generic Millennial Ad
This Is a Generic Millennial Ad and it shows how easy it is to appeal to anyone born between 1980 and 2000. The good news? Thanks to social media, it's easy to connect with this influential audience.
The Real Mr Magoo
Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson
Dog Guards Bike
The best part of this video is at the end when
you see why the dog is guarding the bicycle.
Sarcasmaholics Anonymous
Scott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.
How Was Burning Man?
A guy who just got back from Burning Man hilariously struggles to explain what the Burning Man experience was like to a lesser mortal who's never been to Burning Man.